We got the beginnings of a nightmare blunt rotation

They're seriously trying the "actually it's good to be a pedophile" defense now.

The past week has felt like the end of They Live except everyone's like "actually I always knew about the aliens and it's not a big deal."

look at him with his No I'm Not A Human npc lookin' ass

I took a crack at her in my latest video, and a bunch of crybaby comments were like "You two have 99% the same views, why are you so mean? 😭😭"

Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

Wasn't me

I was confused at first why Miller would say these things, but then I realized he meant that it's bad that "the west" (allegedly) does this.

Call me a filthy commie but I think if we're going to have a carceral legal system it's probably more important to prosecute the child sexual predators and murderous fascist goons than kids who shoplifted, and if we're doing the opposite maybe we're doing everything wrong Just a thought

I told you guys about Batman dog

Truly shocked by how much people seemed to like my hair and fit in the latest video. I've never received so much commentary on how I look, positive or negative before, and I kinda don't know what to do with it.

This machine yub nubs fascists.

In 2026, no idea is too stupid to be off the table anymore

I love having a business credit card, because it means that each time I have a recurring business expense the card will stop working because it assumes, for some reason, this payment I have made several dozen times must be fraud.

This mother fucker's name is Bovino, and he has the unbridled temerity to not be a cartoon cow man?!

Straining to be heard over the screaming of the flight's passengers, the flight attendant makes a panicked call over the intercom, "Does anyone onboard half-remember a Cracked article from 2011 that might explain this situation?" I sigh wearily and stand, I am needed once more.

Been reading Adrian Tchaikovsky's The Final Architecture trilogy, and kept thinking it felt like a TTRPG setting, with very clear races and classes and abilities. So I'm feeling very smug about finding a passage about TTRPGs inspiring him in his Wiki bio.

I refuse to watch this Heman trailer until it is confirmed that Clamp Champ (the most beloved comma badass character) has a PIVOTAL role.

New video available early for Patrons! The Superwoke Gatekeepers want to... um... well, actually their motivations seems kinda confusing, but they're up to no good I can tell you that!! www.patreon.com/posts/148615...

Good summary of “don’t give him what he wants” from relatively comfortable white liberals.

Imagine strolling on up into the mummy's tomb, thinking you're safe if the mummy wakes up because they're so slow and then...

Oh she was on the school board? Nevermind then, it's no longer a murder.

You gotta admire the Fallout show's commitment to killing off all the settlements you visited throughout the games off screen.

Abolish center-left think tanks

confirming my long held hypothesis that Adams represents a sort of 'anti-Grant Morrison'

Scott Adams died from tazing himself in the balls

What could be more political than that though?

You ever get like an hour into a video essay and then out of nowhere the creator reveals themselves to be a massive zionist? It's not something I'd recommend.

White power < Pink power

Reeling from the reality that I am as far from my birth now as my birth was from the end of the second world war

I think we need to be able to balance the reactions "this is another expression of 250 years of American imperialism" and "what do you MEAN we kidnapped the president of Venezuela and renditioned him to the US and are now claiming to run the country" Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Every day we are seeing new and exciting developments in the field of cowardice. Such a huge time, a real golden age for sniveling little worms!

Happy new year, In 2026 I vow to finally kill every last Pokémon

Rare w?

I've only had long hair for a little whole now, but holy hell, how do people stand it not being tucked behind their ears? 90% of my caloric intake goes towards tucking my hair behind my ears now.

They should make a app that lets you look at drawings

Yeah, that one's a disability feature. Helps people especially with lower back issues go from sitting to standing independently.

My wife and I have been looking to buy recliners for our living room, and it's truly another world. For example, so many of them have power outlets built into the armrest. I dont wanna be all Seinfeld about it, but if the chair has to be plugged in, what purpose would this serve?

Tell my jinglehorse to giddy up one more time mother fucker

People sometimes ask me to collaborate with other creators as though I can just snap my fingers ane make it happen, lol

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Pretty fucking rich coming from a robot

Every few weeks we get an article from some stuffy old boomer saying "I used ChatGPT to suck my dick, and now I'm convinced that either it is God, or I am."

This is some of the evilest shit I've ever heard of, holy shit. Just pure, unadulterated malevolence.

Just realized I confused MegaDragonzord with Dragonzord Battle Mode in my forthcoming video, and it's too late to hide my shame

now imagine there's a button that if you don't press, you will immediately become pregnant and be forced to give birth. Would you press THAT button? Well tough shit, you are legally forbidden from pressing it because some guy arbitrarily decided God hates it when people push buttons.

Why is Andy Ngo afraid of frogs? No that's not the setup to a joke, it's a new video available early for patrons. The only "joke" here is Ngo himself. Boom, got him! Pause for laughter. You can expect plenty more zingers like that from my excellent content: www.patreon.com/posts/attack...

"Hey, here's a thought, what if we made the font preview incredibly fucking small? So small that all the fonts look the indistinguishable, wouldn't that be a real treat?" -Everyone who designs image editing software, forever

I'm just saying, if it were me? I'd be nice to the Pluribus