I mean, if anyone shouldn't be throwing stones about being a good enough mayor of New York to prevent 9/11

Had to share this from twitter just because

Every Centrist two days ago: *pushes up glasses* Actually the extremely handsome and popular guy cannot possibly defeat the hated sex criminal. It's impossible because in America people do not like it when you help them. If you don't believe this, you're not a serious thinker.

THE CHEQUE HAS COME DUE

Don't celebrate Dick Cheney's death, he has simply returned to the seat of his power (hell)

Wu is fascinating to behold. She bumbles into every situation, does the stupidest and most morally reprehensible thing she can, and always somehow manages to avoid benefitting from it in any way.

"You're just like the flat earthers and young earth creationists, who for some reason all agree with me!"

I think the most annoying breed of slop content is people watching and repeating the steps of a video of another person cooking a recipe to see if it "actually works."

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House (Series, 2004–2012)

I imagine Andrew Cuomo crying, begging people to please be more racist for him

So like... all the shit was in the plane with him? Did he save it up, or can he produce this quantity on demand? Is that why he's so weirdly obsessed with low flow toilets?

My retirement plan? I dunno, I guess im just gonna leave lots of cryptic journal entries around town for a future protagonist to piece together what day to day life was like before the fall.

To me there are two kinds of memes. Ones I send to my wife, and one I send to @stepback.nebula.tv

I can't tell you how angry I was that I held onto "Charles Entertainment Kirk" only to listen to Some More News at the gym and hear them make the exact same joke a day before my video went live.

This is why Proudhon said he wished to live with to create a world in which he would be hanged as a reactionary.

Alan Ginsberg be like

I give it about twenty minutes before thousands of creeps use this specifically and exclusively to create CSAM, and the feature is quietly rolled back.

The far right rose to prominence on the back of Pepe, but now the left has discovered the power of frog magic and given itself a fighting chance.

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Reading a post-apocalyptic novel, and it was really stressful until the main character stumbled upon a small, welcoming collective of close-knit idealists. Thank goodness!

Saturday morning cartoons really gave me an unrealistic expectation for how many problems could be solved through turtle power.

But if you put cat ears on a drawing, Mastercard gets to delete your bank account

What is based?

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

Gotta wonder, if I'm ever assassinated will there be national headlines trying to sincerely explain the distinction between a 'breadtuber' and a 'debate-bro?'

conservatives are increasingly going to deal with issues because they treat a man being murdered in broad daylight and a beloved character being recast with a black actor as the exact same level of severity. everything is a crisis and the only acceptable response is to "crush" the enemy

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

The people who found out won't see all the nasty shit you write about them, but your friends who are fucking around will.

anyway it's unserious to talk about "political violence" rn because look the fuck around, man. every single day is political violence

Whether or not you support political violence won’t change where we’ve come to, nor where we’ve been for some time in this country. I am quite taken aback by how many people only invoke the term ‘political violence’ when it happens to a person with power. It’s political violence the other way too.

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

rightwing media ecosystem operates by stoking hatred and anger and divisions every single day, they want people to constantly be afraid and want people to hate eachother, everything we are seeing is a result of the destablization the right has profited off of

Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths ‘Unfortunately’ Worth it to Keep 2nd Amendment PUBLISHED APR 06, 2023

If you're always doing more than one horrible fascist thing, people can always shut down criticism of one of them by claiming it is a distraction from the others.

oh a teen is rude to you? ok it's legal for you to sexually harass and threaten her then. sorry for not knowing the context!

Love when I plug my phone in to charge, and it's like "nah, not today man" for no reason

whoa, you're finished trump!!! GOOD LUCK BITCH

I just feel like it should be relatively straightforward to program your software not to encourage self harm. It should be the very first, most basic consideration of any software which purports to talk to people.

Unless what you're trying to remember is specifically Power Rangers trivia, in which case it gets carved into the chalkboard forever for some reason.

The critical problem with gen z is that there are no fine feathered finks anymore.

The reason you need more gigabytes now is because gigabytes have gotten smaller, it's called shrinkflation

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It's definitely a war guys, but only one side has the right to use lethal force.

Mad that people are responding sincerely rather than appreciating my incredible joke