People sometimes ask me to collaborate with other creators as though I can just snap my fingers ane make it happen, lol

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Pretty fucking rich coming from a robot

Every few weeks we get an article from some stuffy old boomer saying "I used ChatGPT to suck my dick, and now I'm convinced that either it is God, or I am."

This is some of the evilest shit I've ever heard of, holy shit. Just pure, unadulterated malevolence.

Just realized I confused MegaDragonzord with Dragonzord Battle Mode in my forthcoming video, and it's too late to hide my shame

now imagine there's a button that if you don't press, you will immediately become pregnant and be forced to give birth. Would you press THAT button? Well tough shit, you are legally forbidden from pressing it because some guy arbitrarily decided God hates it when people push buttons.

Why is Andy Ngo afraid of frogs? No that's not the setup to a joke, it's a new video available early for patrons. The only "joke" here is Ngo himself. Boom, got him! Pause for laughter. You can expect plenty more zingers like that from my excellent content: www.patreon.com/posts/attack...

"Hey, here's a thought, what if we made the font preview incredibly fucking small? So small that all the fonts look the indistinguishable, wouldn't that be a real treat?" -Everyone who designs image editing software, forever

I'm just saying, if it were me? I'd be nice to the Pluribus

In a recent video Tim Pool claimed that he had a resting heart rate of 45, and it has driven me entirely mad that nobody seems to have called him on it.

What idiot called it transitioning when transcending was right there?

Masculinity is when you kill people.

The implicitly racist messaging here is hidden by a clever strategy of highly implausible deniability.

If star trek were made today, Data would be like: "I noticed your text contained a crying and laughing emoji, as well as an emoji depicting a human skull. Are you experiencing emotional distress?" And then the rest of the crew would ruefully chuckle. Anyway, that's patreon.com/thoughtslime

Honestly dude, AVGN isn't even in the top 200 angriest gamers I ever heard at this point.

Babe what's wrong? You've barely touched your Jigglypuff pussy jellies.

We expect that? That's what "we" expect? Is it?

It's just kinda distressing how often things are declared wars in order to justify shooting you, but if you shoot back that's still a crime.

Love Amazon's new feature where if you look at anything on their website, anything whatsoever, they'll notify you later that they "found something you might like" and it's the exact same thing for the exact same price.

Kind of maddening that this even needs to be specified, tbh

I was born with the ability to speak confidently on subjects I know little about, and a desperate need for validation from strangers.

Do you think if Trump gets Christmas Caroled, the Jacob Marley to his Scrooge would be Epstein?

You know, if a picture is worth a thousand words then comic books are an incredible value

IDGI, isn't that where tyrannical war criminals are supposed to go?

The other day one of the little Gen-Zs in my improv class unleashed what was quite possibly the most searing indictment on my person I have ever received. He looked at me, square in the face, and without a shred of irony or malice said "You look like the kinda guy who likes Bojack Horseman."

You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️ But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold. So take care of yourself. Your soul is beautiful.

I'm not a UX engineer, but I do feel like it's a no brainer that if I delete a suggestion made by autocorrect and proceed to retype with what I had typed originally, it should not autocorrect it again.

New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.

I mean, if anyone shouldn't be throwing stones about being a good enough mayor of New York to prevent 9/11

Had to share this from twitter just because

Every Centrist two days ago: *pushes up glasses* Actually the extremely handsome and popular guy cannot possibly defeat the hated sex criminal. It's impossible because in America people do not like it when you help them. If you don't believe this, you're not a serious thinker.

THE CHEQUE HAS COME DUE

Don't celebrate Dick Cheney's death, he has simply returned to the seat of his power (hell)

Wu is fascinating to behold. She bumbles into every situation, does the stupidest and most morally reprehensible thing she can, and always somehow manages to avoid benefitting from it in any way.

"You're just like the flat earthers and young earth creationists, who for some reason all agree with me!"

I think the most annoying breed of slop content is people watching and repeating the steps of a video of another person cooking a recipe to see if it "actually works."

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House (Series, 2004–2012)

I imagine Andrew Cuomo crying, begging people to please be more racist for him

So like... all the shit was in the plane with him? Did he save it up, or can he produce this quantity on demand? Is that why he's so weirdly obsessed with low flow toilets?

My retirement plan? I dunno, I guess im just gonna leave lots of cryptic journal entries around town for a future protagonist to piece together what day to day life was like before the fall.

To me there are two kinds of memes. Ones I send to my wife, and one I send to @stepback.nebula.tv

I can't tell you how angry I was that I held onto "Charles Entertainment Kirk" only to listen to Some More News at the gym and hear them make the exact same joke a day before my video went live.

This is why Proudhon said he wished to live with to create a world in which he would be hanged as a reactionary.

Alan Ginsberg be like

I give it about twenty minutes before thousands of creeps use this specifically and exclusively to create CSAM, and the feature is quietly rolled back.

The far right rose to prominence on the back of Pepe, but now the left has discovered the power of frog magic and given itself a fighting chance.

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Reading a post-apocalyptic novel, and it was really stressful until the main character stumbled upon a small, welcoming collective of close-knit idealists. Thank goodness!