yes, harris did fall out of a coconut tree because she has brain damage

rapture is tomorrow, say something you always wanted to say before the righteous are sucked up i'll start. gozer from ghostbusters is hot. i would let her kill me.

sorry, pedo guy bsky.app/profile/nyti...

if anyone wants to learn a thing or two about the rapture, I made a feature length youtube video on the subject years ago. only thing I've ever made that has gone "viral" in the sense that it has well over a million views. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRxN1DXmSdA

new renegade cut videos are gonna start rolling out quickly as the month nears its end. was working on several projects at once, and they are all almost done. if you still haven't watched my latest and best vibes video, it's right here. a cure for your monday. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwfbSJBXtxo

[writing a mad libs] trump will be taken down by [noun] TYLENOL after upsetting [name] JIMMY KIMMEL while he [verb] URINATES ON LINDSAY GRAHAM wow, that dude better watch out.

Sompote Sands' Crocodile (1979) has one of the greatest movie intros ever.

antifa response:

rapture is tomorrow, say something you always wanted to say before the righteous are sucked up i'll start. gozer from ghostbusters is hot. i would let her kill me.

[writing a mad libs] trump will be taken down by [noun] TYLENOL after upsetting [name] JIMMY KIMMEL while he [verb] URINATES ON LINDSAY GRAHAM wow, that dude better watch out.

antifa response:

jimmy kimmel is coming back, so how many capital letters will trump use on his next truth post? 20? a million?

giving into the pressure, I am finishing up a video about every movie I have watched this year so far. I genuinely hope my audience enjoys what they have been asking for -- more movie content. if they don't, uhh, it wasn't my idea!

The CIA whenever any leftist movement gains popularity

new renegade cut videos are gonna start rolling out quickly as the month nears its end. was working on several projects at once, and they are all almost done. if you still haven't watched my latest and best vibes video, it's right here. a cure for your monday. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwfbSJBXtxo

"may you live in dumbass times" - ancient dumbass curse

"may you live in dumbass times" - ancient dumbass curse

gonna throw a single tomato at the president and save democracy

watching even a few seconds of the kirk funeral makes it clear a large quantity of this country is ready for full on nazi authoritarianism and we have to really grapple with how much we need to put a stop to this as quickly as possible

Turns out yes, you *can* be arrested for driving drunk in a Power Wheels jeep. I mean, in case you ever needed to know that. For some reason.

gonna throw a single tomato at the president and save democracy

no more

the never-ending urge to crash out on social media vs. the never-ending fear that it will always be used against you

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

kamala harris jumping out a hole in the ground like bugs bunny "hey remember me? I'm transphobic too! I'M SPEAKING"

wanna see conan o'brien go absolutely feral in his old age, start busting heads, throwing beer bottles at cops. real king shit.

kamala harris jumping out a hole in the ground like bugs bunny "hey remember me? I'm transphobic too! I'M SPEAKING"

Don’t support big company. Big company don’t like you. Support small artist. Or just save your money.

wanna see conan o'brien go absolutely feral in his old age, start busting heads, throwing beer bottles at cops. real king shit.

why you saying "weee"? you on a roller coaster? bsky.app/profile/iamj...

cops who nearly die from contact with fentanyl should probably do more fentanyl to build up a tolerance

The enemy must be simultaneously weak (the left are not big enough a bloc to pay attention to) and all powerful (the left cost Kamala the election), gee where we seen THAT stance before...

RAVEN: knock knock EDGAR ALLAN POE: who’s there RAVEN: never EDGAR ALLAN POE: never who RAVEN: nevermore EDGAR ALLAN POE: *looks at camera* that’s so raven

[motions to the whole world] none of this would have happened if kolchak the night stalker got more than one season.

quote an unfiltered photo and say your age 43 bsky.app/profile/nahy...

getting faded on a friday night? this is the video for you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwfbSJBXtxo

if you're canceling hulu today and have a little extra spending money, you could do worse than pledging to my patreon. weird video art stuff and games, mostly. www.patreon.com/renegadecut

look, you can't rush genius, but we are hitting 5 years since the last mouth album by neil cicierega on september 30. the world waits to be healed.

allow yourself to be ghoulish and step way over the line. let go of clutching your pearls. what are you, martha wayne?

nate silver sees everything that's happening and is still like "bluesky is mean to me! ME! NATE SILVER!" bsky.app/profile/cait...

actually hate this because it makes him seem relatable. but mostly screw this guy. hope he gets floor in mouth disease. bsky.app/profile/mlyp...

canadians and the english looking at these numbers like "why don't the americans call a snap election after a no-confidence vote?" bsky.app/profile/poll...

cops who nearly die from contact with fentanyl should probably do more fentanyl to build up a tolerance

canadians and the english looking at these numbers like "why don't the americans call a snap election after a no-confidence vote?" bsky.app/profile/poll...