LOL

For those who come after

This is amazing

Batman Returns is a Christmas movie

It's like kids don't even know what time it is for the percolator anymore

Still at $739.64/2000 No donations yesterday I set goals based on what we need to barely stay afloat, heat on, fed. We've never made a goal and are just falling further and further behind. We're not getting days off or celebrations- I haven't had a day off in over eight years. Please.

The way my "following" is full of leftists but the MA I'm reposting is getting no traction bc everyone's offline celebrating is depressing. The people who need rent money are here screaming into the void and everyone else is spending "time away"- it's a fucking stark illustration.

I just read the Christmas lore and there are some plot holes

Imagine having limited time on this planet and spending it listening to Rush

No daylight between this and QAnon

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Having to root for the Steelers today is making me feel icky

Take the clips of Jake Paul and Andrew Tate getting their shit rocked and inject it directly into the tip of my dick

About to start selling my shit on redbubble

There is one worst Christmas song and it is Wonderful Christmastime. Santa Claus is Coming to Town by Bruce Springsteen is in the team photo.

Seriously, if you use the term "STANCILISM" and don't mean it to be melting down on social media because a smart woman showed you up, your opinion goes into the trash.

Liberals

Dems are gonna run him in 28

GUYS IF YOU HAVE PASSWORDS THAT EXPIRE RESET THEM TODAY IF YOU'RE TAKING TIME OFF

I feel like too many people have forgotten that John Hamm sucks

this is dope lol

more like 28 beers later amirite

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

David Blaine is gonna blame Chris Angel's mindfreak magic

Bluesky is run by Zionists who want all Palestinians dead

I just saw a piece of mail by itself and I said “mail loneliness epidemic” and chuckled to myself

Imagine supporting a news organization that employs this guy

In fantasy worlds do you think teens try to get high using cheap shitty potions, all convinced they're getting high from sipping such as a potion of stamina recovery All "wow dude I'm feeling it bro" and it's just a potion of minor healing they mixed with some elixir of minor locksmithing

Megan McArdle is trending, and nothing she writes for the rest of her miserable life will top this:

Looking at the House votes & it’s always fascinating to see the strategy in action of having a tent big enough to be comprised of members that constantly vote to destroy the tent

SmashJT (the 5'1" racist gnome who was scammed by Tommy Tallarico, is currently being sued for harassment and was a seat filler at The Game Awards) is now trying to create a controversy that Erika Ishii shouldn't have had popcorn at the venue. I'm crying. This is hall monitor shit.

Fuck the three Democrats who were the difference on this passing and especially fuck the Democratic leaders who made no effort to whip them into line and who will do nothing to punish them after the fact. I will never support a party who cannot pass the most basic tests of human decency.

When people say they’ll vote for a candidate no matter what, instead of holding their vote hostage until the candidate commits to change, whether they plan on voting for them regardless, this is what you get. They know you’ll vote for them no matter what. Stop letting them. Push back hard.

Guillotines

This Avril Lavigne song is crazy

Pritzker, Johnson, and Biss are gaslighting us about solidarity on immigration, while the cops they control are running interference for Trump’s goons.

Crash out happening. OP deleted because "mfs can't handle the truth"

Liberals are already whitewashing this today because "orange man bad." They will absolutely rehab Trump at some point.

JESUS FUCK ROBERT TRUJILLO JOINED METALLICA 22 YEARS AGO

Fucking fuck

Imagine creating one of the most unexpected phenomena in gaming history (BG3) and following it up by saying you're going to "lean into" AI.

We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.

Remember when Lincoln paid slaveowners for their "property losses"

Hey everyone going WELL TIME TO PLAY MORE FORTNITE TO HUNT DOWN PEOPLE WEARING HARRY POTTER STUFF No. Stop playing Fortnite. They're partnering with Rowling and Harry Potter in 2025, with full knowledge of what that decision means. Stop supporting them. Stop playing the game.

oh dear god no