I moved to a communist country and all I got was this US invasion t-shirt

Today's liberal

Kamala fans believe the fanfic they have crafted about her.

Ooh, I made the big time

"Kamala only has 109 days!" If she had 110, she would have lost by more.

Fuckin Kojima

Looks to me like a list of people who are in debt from partying in the 90s and need some cash

Guys, it's all good, I'm growing my own food to help fight off inflationary prices and I'm set for a small salad with no dressing in around 90 days.

I got SGA's installed and I just keep falling down.

... contender for what

Cultural appropriation

Just replying to every email and teams message with "sorry, I was muted," today

Pedro Pascal has become Jack Black for slightly more serious roles

You cannot believe this unless you are in a BlueMAGA cult

OKC really makes me hate basketball.

I'm on bsky way too much because

EVERYONE LISTEN TO THE WHITE GUY

The asshole painting my hallway (me) is leaving a lot of touch up work for the next asshole (also me)

Remember when you Democrats were saying "elect him and push him left," and then you all supported a genocide?

Sometimes the place run by Nazis who promote CSAM can be HILARIOUS

Hey guys, what are we talking about today

Shots! At the White House

"You have to ride one of these buses." "No I don't." "Yes, you do, otherwise my entire argument falls apart."

I repeatedly emphasized “and that’s why it is a tool only for amateurs,” which admittedly stirred the pot

People are surprised Jaxon Dart is MAGA?

@andrealaflamme.bsky.social literally exists

Oh those silly drunk Marines. Your story falls apart once you realize if he "just picked a skull" from a flash sheet there is a 100% chance there was a swastika right next to it. Maine voters have a much better choice in the primary but they're just doing what Schumer says.

Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should

I don't like sand

"No matter who hoists the cup at the tournament’s conclusion, it is undoubted that they will have blood on their hands." Our case in @halifaxexaminer.ca against complicity in the MAGA World Cup. www.halifaxexaminer.ca/commentary/e...

Just move your money to draftkings at this point

By setting them on fire?

See, you HAVE to vote for the lesser evil otherwise evil things happen

Things a fed asks

This is the most American fucking thing ever.

Someone at the DNC fucked up the version control, didn't they

i remember the last time this site did affirmative action discourse—again, the affirmative action that majority asian americans staunchly support—i had to unfollow/block several large accounts running around saying asian people are white.

I dunno, man. I am seeing a lot of otherwise 'smart' individuals seemingly unable to put together this picture for what it is: - Racist Dogwhistles at Town Halls - Former Contract Murderer for Profit - GIANT FUCKING NAZI TATTOO

Do you think people with Nazi tattoos are more or less likely to murder 20,000 children?

I will be around for a long time to come, and no government will change that.

Candidate Harris is 100% going to campaign with Thomas Massie.

Lib bigotry

World building

Barney Frank died. You're going to hear a lot of eulogizing for him this week, but I am going to remind everyone that he was oddly obsessed with trans women's penises for some reason.

Things I had to do as a literal child.

Blue no matter who

Platner blames sexual assault victims. He also used the R slur, himself, weeks ago. And not just in the military, a Blackwater merc. Ladies, please do not under any circumstances visit this guy’s steel plant.

He's from Cincinnati