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Going Full Jasper Mode. Getting Jasperfied.
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Trump after an excited JD Vance spent over an hour explaining the 6-7 meme
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Austin
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Coked up zaddy shaking his cup of ice like a maraca at the Yo La Tengo show
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I'm in Your Mind Goblin
about 4 hours ago
"Why are we sending all this money to other countries? Shouldn't we use it to make American's lives better?" Are you going to spend it on making American lives better? "Lol no"
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I knew Bardot was a nutter but I study France for a living, so
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Kenny Logins
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Ed Burmila
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The funniest part is that the whole point of funding the crusades was to send your potential sources of domestic political instability (loud, violent lunatics) off on a mission where, worst case scenario, they were out of your hair for several years or, best case scenario, they died.
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Literally who fucking cares. These dudes have their compensation packages structured so most of their income is unrealized gains anyway, and then they offset the rest of their tax by making “charitable donations” to bullshit foundations they control.
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This man showed up on his own knowyourmeme page for his 50th birthday and continued doing the meme without irony. You have no chance of ever defeating him.
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England is America's twink. I won't be elaborating further.
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My startup, AD♾️LF, which aims to make Boys from Brazil a reality, just raised $50 million in Series B funding
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about 19 hours ago
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rich traditions
about 21 hours ago
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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same dude same
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You ever wonder what this continent looked like before white people Nazified it
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Dennis B. Hooper
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no one: a cop’s apartment in a 90s network procedural:
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Matt the Innocent Guy
1 day ago
I need to relax a bit. Gonna try out the new bathbombs my wife got me for Christmas.
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Memento (merry) Morty 🌙
2 days ago
Hey sorry about the whole speaking in ancient languages and levitating thing last night. I had a really great time and would love to see you again.
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mr. cannoli
1 day ago
putting on those big rubber pants and taking a harpoon into the sewer to rescue my wife
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olive consumer
2 days ago
update from the rimworld modding community
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Update: he’s not in city lockup or in the county jail. Don‘t know if that’s a good or bad thing.
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Fucking furious right now. Got rear-ended by an undocumented person and told him to drive away before the cops showed but some fucking asshole thought he was being a hero and boxed him in and wouldn't let him drive away. Cops arrested him.
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Return of the Cmonmacques
3 months ago
My grandmother: *utters a long diatribe in Yiddish* My friend: "what did she say?" Me: "she said that life is a whimsical dance of ups and downs and the only rule is the music stops" My grandmother: *in Yiddish clearly indicating that not what she said* Me: *nodding sagely* "She's so wise"
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We should recreate that Surrealist torture prison and use it on AI evangelists
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need someone to come to my house and cave my skull in
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look at this interesting wall I found
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3 days ago
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incredible gift; A++ no notes
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jenny tightpants
3 days ago
me quoting this trump tweet in response to this NYT opinion piece
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vinnie
4 days ago
can’t believe they killed every single one of the stranger things kids
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Canonically,Yukon Cornelius is pansexual
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rob
10 days ago
trump: prices are down. we're living deliciously. it's beautiful kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor? trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said
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the long prophesied Final Discourse
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wild animal
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Thunder y’all
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4 days ago
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Licensed Social Jerker
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leon
4 days ago
i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
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Jordan
4 days ago
Bob Cratchit five minutes after the end of A Christmas Carol
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Byronic Commando
4 days ago
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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when the peyote nog kicks in
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Is this some weird Neo-Puritan shit
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4 days ago
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Wife bought me a new bicycle for Xmas; what a babe
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Pope of Chili Town
4 days ago
Sucks to suck
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Looking forward to joining the President for dinner tonight at Mar-a-Lago. Nothing says Christmas like an overdone steak and a rambling 45-minute diatribe about Joe Biden, the late night shows, and kitschy architecture projects!
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Spicy Big Dad
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If you refer to yourself as a “heritage American,” the FDA should be allowed to brand you like a cow
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Skipped going to the in-laws’s for Christmas so alas no update from their goth Baptist church
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Inexplicably Prefers X Over This
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military history *could* be interesting but not in the way these turds imagine it
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins
23 days ago
Ms. Rachel and Weird Al need to start the Vanguard Party
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