Trump after an excited JD Vance spent over an hour explaining the 6-7 meme

Coked up zaddy shaking his cup of ice like a maraca at the Yo La Tengo show

"Why are we sending all this money to other countries? Shouldn't we use it to make American's lives better?" Are you going to spend it on making American lives better? "Lol no"

I knew Bardot was a nutter but I study France for a living, so

The funniest part is that the whole point of funding the crusades was to send your potential sources of domestic political instability (loud, violent lunatics) off on a mission where, worst case scenario, they were out of your hair for several years or, best case scenario, they died.

Literally who fucking cares. These dudes have their compensation packages structured so most of their income is unrealized gains anyway, and then they offset the rest of their tax by making “charitable donations” to bullshit foundations they control.

This man showed up on his own knowyourmeme page for his 50th birthday and continued doing the meme without irony. You have no chance of ever defeating him.

England is America's twink. I won't be elaborating further.

My startup, AD♾️LF, which aims to make Boys from Brazil a reality, just raised $50 million in Series B funding

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

same dude same #arsenal

You ever wonder what this continent looked like before white people Nazified it

no one: a cop’s apartment in a 90s network procedural:

I need to relax a bit. Gonna try out the new bathbombs my wife got me for Christmas.

Hey sorry about the whole speaking in ancient languages and levitating thing last night. I had a really great time and would love to see you again.

putting on those big rubber pants and taking a harpoon into the sewer to rescue my wife

update from the rimworld modding community

Update: he’s not in city lockup or in the county jail. Don‘t know if that’s a good or bad thing.

Fucking furious right now. Got rear-ended by an undocumented person and told him to drive away before the cops showed but some fucking asshole thought he was being a hero and boxed him in and wouldn't let him drive away. Cops arrested him.

My grandmother: *utters a long diatribe in Yiddish* My friend: "what did she say?" Me: "she said that life is a whimsical dance of ups and downs and the only rule is the music stops" My grandmother: *in Yiddish clearly indicating that not what she said* Me: *nodding sagely* "She's so wise"

We should recreate that Surrealist torture prison and use it on AI evangelists

need someone to come to my house and cave my skull in

look at this interesting wall I found

incredible gift; A++ no notes

me quoting this trump tweet in response to this NYT opinion piece

can’t believe they killed every single one of the stranger things kids

Canonically,Yukon Cornelius is pansexual

trump: prices are down. we're living deliciously. it's beautiful kilmeade: democrats say you met with black phillip-in essence the devil. can you squash that rumor? trump: i won't say who but we had a conversation that might be one of the most wonderful conversations in terms of the things we said

the long prophesied Final Discourse

Thunder y’all

Licensed Social Jerker

i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun

Bob Cratchit five minutes after the end of A Christmas Carol

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

when the peyote nog kicks in

Is this some weird Neo-Puritan shit

Wife bought me a new bicycle for Xmas; what a babe

Sucks to suck

Looking forward to joining the President for dinner tonight at Mar-a-Lago. Nothing says Christmas like an overdone steak and a rambling 45-minute diatribe about Joe Biden, the late night shows, and kitschy architecture projects!

If you refer to yourself as a “heritage American,” the FDA should be allowed to brand you like a cow

Skipped going to the in-laws’s for Christmas so alas no update from their goth Baptist church

military history *could* be interesting but not in the way these turds imagine it

Ms. Rachel and Weird Al need to start the Vanguard Party