I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

asking my wife to wear this for our anniversary dinner

100% correct take

More and more people who don't stand to get rich from AI fucking hate AI and it's beautiful

What if god was unc and chopped Just a slob, so unc and chopped

the opposite of stay woke

Having dipped my toe back into music, I can confirm that, like every other influencer, 95% of music gear influencers are the fucking worst

Sorry I haven’t been posting I’ve been busy playing with my new synthesizer

Shots fired at Timothy Snyder and Jason Stanley lmaoo

This is Israel, won’t show the footage it’s distressing

Doing this tomorrow

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

What it's like watching Arsenal Football Club

If we pull manage to see this out, I'll be watching the victory parade from the cardiac ICU

Actually I love the PGMOL and VAR. It works perfectly.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pkm

me right now

Thank you @poorlydrawnarsenal.com

haha watching this is taking years off my life

i see your dopesmoker and raise you earth

Checked in to see how the Giants season is going so far

arrived home to discover the pleasant silence in the back seat was caused primarily by my five year old writing “67” on her baby sister’s forehead with a ballpoint pen

I need one of those “I’d rather be listening to” bumper stickers but for Sleep’s Dopesmoker

“This edible is taking awhile to kick in”

I've been seeing a lot of disrespect for our beautiful mods who lay their lives on the line every single day to protect us from mean jokes and nasty language and any knowledge of them liking loli porn at work and other things like that. Enough!!! Respect the mods!!! WE LOVE OUR MODS!!! 🫡

It's Laab Night in America

Peggy Hill would be so deep into QAnon

Ironic thing about the Supreme Court gutting the VRA and the TN state legislature slicing up first Davidson and now Shelby County is that they may have shot themselves in the foot www.aol.com/news/tenness...

Memphis city-state NOW!!!!!

kill yourselves

🎯

The legal fallout from this Canvas breach is gonna be lit

Every time a Connor is born, the Posting Gods flip a coin and the world holds its breath

once you're on the mods' shit list and you have a crew of haters who will rat out your new account immediately all you can do is create a new Online Brand and start from scratch. this has been the way since the Age of Boards

I like ska and dub but, strangely, can't stand reggae

Would love to find a pair of pants that fit. Tired of the tyranny of fat asses. Pancake Butts rise up!

A win for free speech, a loss for Matt Taibbi.

Class in the US is entirely a matter of aesthetics now. Rich suburban kids are “country”. Beard Dudes who look like they love IPAs are “working class.” Teachers who make $32,000 a year but have to dress up sort of nice in JCPenney clothes are “elites“. None of these words mean anything anymore.

When the world needed him most, he returned

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

five. minutes. added. ahhhh.

“Welcome to Wing Stop” my dad hollers as he slaps the lemon pepper/atomic combo drummie out of my hand