What was happening before the USSR signed that pact

If these fuckheads want to talk about “DEI,” they could begin with the $2 billion that the state stole from Tennessee State University and gave to majority-white institutions

My phone just did the funniest autocorrect ever

Yelp reviewer ass president

Liberalism dot jpg

I’m beginning to suspect this JD Vance character is not a good person

I’m still here but my penis and my balls were Raptured???

who cares

For you it was a career-ending political scandal; for me, it was Tuesday

My most Greatest Generation coded quality is that rice pudding bangs

Second time he’s had his people get rid of Epstein

What we need is a Porky Pig of the left

CHOTINER: You recently wrote “It’s So OVer.” Can you elaborate? ME: Yes. Of course. By writing that, I sought to diagnose and provoke a conversation about the current moment. CHOTINER: But a few days later you wrote “We’re So Back.” Can you explain the contradiction? ME: Yeah well uhh you see—

this is the most chotinered a chotiner interview has ever chotinered

Haha I'm being Raptured! This is wonderful, ha ha goodbye losers [It is revealed that the events of the film Nope are happening to me] fuck shit

Sometimes you just have to take a moment and appreciate how insane everyone is now

Now that’s what I call a pivot

Cool the US taxpayer is bailing out Milei

Ballon d’Or jury never beating the allegations

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

A decent chunk of Nazi Twitter would collapse if you just cut the undersea fiber optic cables to India

ironic

Enjoying the incredible responses to this. Bluesky never beating the allegations.

My most freakcoded quality is that I don’t like milk on cereal

(smashmouth voice) you might as well be sucking on my gunt

Sorry communists but we’re blaming you for this as well lol

Kid-who-also-has-to-get-a-present-at-their-sibling’s-birthday-party ass president

Transmuting base metals into gold, playboy?

hell yeah king

White Arizonans support a guy who loved Jesus but hated Mexicans?? Man the left is so cooked.

Because it blurred the line between corporate culture and the counterculture, Poptimism helped lead to the rise of American fascism. In this essay, I will argue

Say what you will about the national socialists, at least they were honest about what Horst Wessel stood for

What movie do you consider "perfect"?

Imagine cooking on this level

Charlie Kirk funeral?

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

People think the cult is going to end with Trump’s death, but he’s 100% going to become a King Asleep in the Mountain type figure

CANONICALLY AIR BUD HAS FUCKED

shitposting but at a funeral

I live for this shit

ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE AIR BUD EXTENDED UNIVERSE

Offends me that this piece of shit is wearing a Jawbreaker shirt