What about instead of James Bond you make more George Smiley movies

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond. His reply was a doozy.

The fact that the mere existence of this place makes Nate Silver so obsessively mad that he writes fanfiction about it is probably its best feature. I don’t need group chats I need the escalating Lovecraftian derangement of Nate Silver

Capitulated to save the filibuster you say

the Rosetta Stone of dem politics is the 2006 senate primary which incumbent Joe Lieberman lost in part for making out with George Bush He ran anyway, won with GOP support, dems let him keep his seniority, chairmanships and perks & he rewarded them by obstructing the ACA & killing the public option

accidentally wore my i’m a pussy ass bitch t-shirt and now i’m in congress

Chuck Schumer right now:

I'm getting Brazilian Midcenturypilled. I'm going Eisler mode. I'm Zalszupinmaxxing

Senate Democrats

actually the GOP reached its current ascendant position in American politics by "fighting for fighting's sake" and opposing every Democratic proposal as a bloc even when they had no hope of defeating it, hope this helps

this came to me in a vision

really hope people start to understand that Medicare for all wouldn't have been subject to things like states refusing to expand medicaid or the elimination of premium tax credits, while also implementing price controls in healthcare. ACA's complexity is its vulnerability

not -wholly- endearing to see all the "trust schumer"-posters deleting all their takes from yesterday, but it is entertaining at least

people be shittin in this airport bathroom woof

Incredibly funny that "Scaring the Hoes" is a core tenet of modern conservatism

My personal hell is Terminals D/E at Hartsfield-Jackson Airport

Guys just thought of this: what if we wrest power away from the capitalist ruling class and create a society not based on the exploitation of a laboring class

it can't be stopped, welcome balkanization into your heart

Chuck Schumer didn’t vote for Mamdani because he’s gearing up to run as an independent after he loses the 2028 senate primary to AOC

I bet some of my non existent money that Trump ranting about the filibuster became a real threat behind the scenes and the Dems can't have the filibuster going away

He’s still got it folks! —— the it being tertiary syphilis

Cuck Schumer strikes again

sorry

People say taste is subjective, but no, this is what good taste is.

theres a whole category of newstertainment thats gotta go. and its "ask a really rich freak who is also evil and directly stealing from you what hes seen on the computer lately that has made him feel bad." the only -- ONLY -- story about this guy worth exploring is: he is getting rich spying on you

Elon has not read Samuel Beckett there's absolutely no way

these everything-is-fine dummies are never going to let this (out of context) chart go are they

My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash

wow what a fascinating article about a complete cunt thanks for sharing

Few people care about this, I know. It's just another way that Black people are USED to grow the prison industrial complex by claiming that we do mainly want more cops. No nuance ever. Just more cops.

This, beside news of Elon Musk's trillion-dollar payday?

[putting a Big Mac and 64oz of Diet Coke in a blender] hook up the tube, it’s time for the president’s breakfast

279% interest is the kinda thing the A-Team kills you for

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

when will a frankenstein movie be brave enough to let us see the doctor choosing the dick

one heartening thing is i dont think germans followed the SS around calling them lil bitch asses

Chuck Schumer? Should I know who that is??

Using pitch, timbre, and volume of his piss splash to measure the guy at the urinal next to me’s dick size

Broadview is a concentration camp and the people who devised this as a system and the goons implementing it deserve to be hanged. It needs to be said.

do you wanna come over so our reply guys can have a playdate?

Once you start thinking of AI as a war on humanity, on human thought, on human inquiry, on human labor, on nuance and critical thinking, it slots in pretty seamlessly with the right wing ideological project, oligarchical political projects, big tech's political projects, etc

dungeon synth winter

You’re not going to prison bud

John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.

me trying to speak Argentinian Spanish with a north Mexican accent

I’m not joking when I say I need you to steel your hearts now because you will need to be demanding a foreign nazi hunting and assassination program as a platform issue in 2030 lol