The Mississippi rednecks sitting behind me at this game

“You’re just an America hating commie!!” That’s so kind of you to say. I am yes.

we’re about to see the first american struck by lightning, fireworks, and a fighter jet at the same time

this is extremely my shit

I’m at the sauna. I’m at the ballgame. I’m at the combination sauna-ballgame.

The blues and jazz and hip hop are the purest American art forms. What were they usually singing about? Don't worry about it.

250 years ago America’s founding fathers got a little gay with it

Do you think they explored each others (sweaty) bodies

Ahhh I see FOX wised up and demoted Alexi Lalas back to the kiddie table

It gives me no pleasure to report that Michael Oliver is Michael Olivering

Happy Fourth of July

Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life

The two genders

@lerbonjanes u like what u see?

happy birthday america

Tying you ass first to a row of Sunn 2x15s and daisychained Model Ts: say goodbye to ibs

new metaphor just dropped

That was an incredibly strong argument for the expanded format

One of the best World Cup matches I’ve ever seen

Cape Verde defeats Argentina via a 2-3 loss in extra time

There is no justice in this bitch of a life

Lawd, the replays of the Lopes Cabral goal 🤌🏼

Henry Kissinger is dead

There is no justice in this bitch of a life

Watching this game like

damn I should do this

Happy anniversary to all who celebrate

Okay now that we’ve cleared that one up can I ask a follow-up question: Were the Minions involved in the Armenian Genocide?

President of my university just wrote with the exciting news that our COLA this year will be 1.25% lmao. Fittingly, they've stopped calling it a COLA because the last three have been well below the annual rate of inflation.

Her cousin has introduced my daughter to something called "The Ninja Family" and I've never been more pissed

Do polycules have an HR Department

evil ferb

welcome to my website: stupidfuckingidiot .com/gay

while some of you are cheering go croatia and other go portugal, im saying go VAR and the correct application of the laws of football

Fuck Portugal all my homies hate Portugal

Have we considered ruling a goal onside because it’s for the greater good?

Ok I’ve solved the Bluesky US flag argument this is what we’re gonna fly from now on so you know We Don’t Mean It That Way

whether you file this record under V or F says a lot about you as a person