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Going Full Jasper Mode. Getting Jasperfied.
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The Mississippi rednecks sitting behind me at this game
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“You’re just an America hating commie!!” That’s so kind of you to say. I am yes.
about 2 hours ago
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Gore Vidal Sassoon
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leon
about 4 hours ago
we’re about to see the first american struck by lightning, fireworks, and a fighter jet at the same time
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this is extremely my shit
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I’m at the sauna. I’m at the ballgame. I’m at the combination sauna-ballgame.
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baby
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Luke O'Neil
about 6 hours ago
The blues and jazz and hip hop are the purest American art forms. What were they usually singing about? Don't worry about it.
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250 years ago America’s founding fathers got a little gay with it
about 6 hours ago
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Do you think they explored each others (sweaty) bodies
about 10 hours ago
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Ahhh I see FOX wised up and demoted Alexi Lalas back to the kiddie table
about 10 hours ago
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It gives me no pleasure to report that Michael Oliver is Michael Olivering
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Jesse Hawken
about 15 hours ago
Happy Fourth of July
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Kelvin Q Goblin
about 18 hours ago
Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life
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Citizen Shane
about 15 hours ago
The two genders
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe
about 17 hours ago
@lerbonjanes u like what u see?
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happy birthday america
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about 16 hours ago
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Tying you ass first to a row of Sunn 2x15s and daisychained Model Ts: say goodbye to ibs
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Cabel Sasser
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new metaphor just dropped
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That was an incredibly strong argument for the expanded format
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One of the best World Cup matches I’ve ever seen
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
1 day ago
Cape Verde defeats Argentina via a 2-3 loss in extra time
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There is no justice in this bitch of a life
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CJ Fogler
1 day ago
Lawd, the replays of the Lopes Cabral goal 🤌🏼
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mushroom malady
1 day ago
Henry Kissinger is dead
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There is no justice in this bitch of a life
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Watching this game like
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damn I should do this
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Happy anniversary to all who celebrate
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Okay now that we’ve cleared that one up can I ask a follow-up question: Were the Minions involved in the Armenian Genocide?
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President of my university just wrote with the exciting news that our COLA this year will be 1.25% lmao. Fittingly, they've stopped calling it a COLA because the last three have been well below the annual rate of inflation.
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Her cousin has introduced my daughter to something called "The Ninja Family" and I've never been more pissed
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Do polycules have an HR Department
2 days ago
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evil ferb
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Screamer Jim
2 days ago
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2 days ago
welcome to my website: stupidfuckingidiot .com/gay
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
2 days ago
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DougExeter
2 days ago
while some of you are cheering go croatia and other go portugal, im saying go VAR and the correct application of the laws of football
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Fuck Portugal all my homies hate Portugal
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Poorly Drawn Arsenal
2 days ago
Have we considered ruling a goal onside because it’s for the greater good?
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18 days ago
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Lupita Nihongo
2 days ago
Ok I’ve solved the Bluesky US flag argument this is what we’re gonna fly from now on so you know We Don’t Mean It That Way
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
2 days ago
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whether you file this record under V or F says a lot about you as a person
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