Her cousin has introduced my daughter to something called "The Ninja Family" and I've never been more pissed

Do polycules have an HR Department

evil ferb

welcome to my website: stupidfuckingidiot .com/gay

while some of you are cheering go croatia and other go portugal, im saying go VAR and the correct application of the laws of football

Fuck Portugal all my homies hate Portugal

Have we considered ruling a goal onside because it’s for the greater good?

Ok I’ve solved the Bluesky US flag argument this is what we’re gonna fly from now on so you know We Don’t Mean It That Way

whether you file this record under V or F says a lot about you as a person

Bold strategy to build modular synthesizers and also be transphobic. Let’s see if it works out for you.

Personally, I’m rooting for the girl reading this post

oh hell yes

Habsburg Civil War

if you are american especially you need to watch this video. you are not nearly angry enough about what your bastard country is doing to cuba

we must protect cuba at all costs

The scene from downfall but he’s just yelling at minions

The Zone of Minterest

The most effective recruiter for DSA is the Democratic Party

we need a Boris tiny desk concert

that's why i call them politricks

reminiscing on how RBG refused Obama's offer to step down and choose her own replacement despite being a million year old cancer survivor, and later on in Trump's first term decided to officiate a wedding maskless during a pandemic and died of Definitely Not Covid a few weeks later

Cueing up my masturbation soundtrack (merzbow's rectal anarchy)

obviously

That’s some shit Chris Farley would’ve fallen through on SNL

the first war that's only ever fought from Friday afternoon to Sunday evening

we imbibe benzos in this web zone

Extensive research has shown that my dogs do not like the music of Sleep

I'm chilling in the freedom country where everything is illegal, enjoying all my freedom before a cop makes $2 million on GoFundMe for killing me because he was hangry.

President has been building concentration camps and raping children but this is what finally gets the Democrats out of bed.

“old school”

“We’ll keep building data centers and then just ask AI how to fix the environment!” Ok but what if the AI then tells you the fix is to not build all those data centers

sounds great where do I sign up

Johnny Knoxville wearing a Comme des Garçons cardigan says a lot about society

I’m so old I remember when conservatives portrayed this guy as the second coming of Stalin

Someone put the word "Reddit" in front of "atheist", and it convinced you God exists.

2026 and people are still shadowboxing Bernie Bros