hont dong

mlem

a council of girls will be convened to decide your fate

fine i'll do it myself i'm making a chat

i'm back from my morning shift and we still don't fucking have group chats?

gm to sex workers, queer people, and the people who tip them only

gorl chort

trying to get the dead in the eyes label lately

ayyeee

orange cats are kind of like corgis if you think about it

i would bring a medieval peasant a polaroid camera and a dildo just to see what happens

woke up mad

if we're gonna dismiss sa allegations let's get truck chris back on here

this pride month i will only be kissing queers (my gay little cats on their gay little foreheads)

watch out!!!!!! baby's awake

wheatus teenage dirtbag voice: i sleep on a queen sized mattress, baby,

my bed queen sized cause it only fits me

queen sized mattress realistic image full back tattoo

my bed is queen sized, which is code for, big enough for chonk to stretch out on,

if you're going to comment on my body the least you could do is say i'm hot n sexy

get in loser, we're going posting

dedicating my 500th post to @philipmarks87.bsky.social baby says cheers

laying down in bed; has anyone tried this?

weed ?

jerking it with the robby hoffman special on to feel double shame

teeheehee

real eyes realize real noticing

my towels r well seasoned ykwim

been playing a lot of bop it lately if anyone wants a handie

mentally informing the hot barista that just got on the bus that i am single and interested

i should be allowed to vape on the bus. i am very cute

yes yes. i know about the discourse. i'm only going to speak about the below regarding tattoos from here on out. thank you for your attention to this matter

so, this was a lie

listening to the best cover of clair de lune i've ever heard do not text

the nazi tattoo thing continues to blow my mind, on a basic human level, but especially as a person with 30 some odd tattoos, many of which were quickly chosen flash items. what a fucking idiot how did we let this happen

not sure my little baby brain can take it today. logging off

the iron lung is a beautiful film about eating me out

i hate when it's hot out cause you go an place and the inside is cold but to get there you were outside where it's hot

well why would an owl let the dogs out. no i know, the dogs were meant to stay latched, but asking the owls specifically seems odd

i think it's ok for u to admit u don't like me very much and to simply fill out this questionnaire as to why

i see. u hate me

can some Girls contact me i need a Girl with a Girls chat or something i need a council of Girls

blah blah fight club reference blah

i could escape the backrooms easily. i would just leave :)

man i love dry humping

big man into small enby

if i think u have me muted im gonna mute u

i am going to need you to either fess up or quit doing that

you can comment on my body, as a friend.

i wish i could sort my posts to put least popular on top