What is the real meaning behind Green Eggs and Ham? It's a metaphor for how evil capitalism is.

Pussy says what?

my son having discord is one of lifes greatest pleasures i am going to be saying penius in my head a lot

It’s illegal to marry yourself, we think

There's an exciting ball game on tonight. That's all. Carry on

53 53. I got nothing for 53

5 inches to the left, please

My nerves are shaking from the cold because I have a heart valve condition, and my five kids are freezing.We are now without shelter because of the rain.A simple dream to save us is $300 for blankets and a tent. The tears of crying froze Verified @mommunism.bsky.social chuffed.org/project/1574...

They're only real French fries if they're from the champagne region.

drafts: yesterday’s posts, today

Tell me you're from NC without telling me from NC Hard mode: no cookout

4:20 until it's 4:30 smoke em if you got em

My kid is performing with a group in front of the school board tonight. And then the school board is going to vote to close her school.

he's a 10, but only in binary

We might just have to become dog park regulars. They fucking love it there

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Still can't believe there's a grocery store called Deez Nuts

If you've followed me for a while, then you know I'm sometimes one of those awful "alt text scolds", aka "just another disability activist" When I came here in July of 2023, I finally learned about alt text and became passionate about helping those with different disabilities than mine.

Hot take You should chase at least one waterfall

Invite: We're gonna rock Where: Electric avenue Later: We'll take it higher

Hot take You should chase at least one waterfall

I don't know why people expect more out of dems

and at this time we’d like to welcome on board any posting war veterans. thank you for your service and welcome aboard

Welcome my son. Welcome to the machine. Where have ya been? It's alright we know where you've been.

Nazi in my replies.

#bakedrhymes I do not know When it happened But there came a day When I made myself A hard person To Love When I became someone Who gives freely But trusts rarely Who connects often Yet accepts little It is a hard thing To share my grief In this reality We create together At least it fascinates

take my like, please

Still can't believe there's a grocery store called Deez Nuts

When you dislike something, it is your sworn duty to go online and tell everyone about it. Go out of your way. Keyword search. Join multiple platforms. Make alts. There is no such thing as "too far"

Jeeves was like, okay maybe there are bad questions

51. Name a more boring number

I'll see you in one and three quarters hours

give it up for Darlene, solid contender for lib of the day

The mods here for non sexual nudity when it comes to women or even drawings of women... Wow. It's like Nancy Reagan is at the helm.

Shifty 50.

every day is white history day

They're only real French fries if they're from the champagne region.

What if coffee 𝙞𝙨 life?

my gender reveal party

Gaze upon the world’s most spoiled cat

this isn't rock bottom, this is The Foot Of My Mountain™

see a fox 🦊 post a fox 🧡 –– #Chalk #Art

Don't be suspicious don't be suspicious 🎶

i saw a tiktok about how leading a country to war on false pretenses in childhood is a sign of low T and i can't stop thinking about it

lawyers are grognards. "lawyer" is an oppressive class, like American people or cis people.

What is the real meaning behind Green Eggs and Ham? It's a metaphor for how evil capitalism is.

What are you folks doin to celebrate the high holy day of white fragility?

Ughsday

every god damn day i am losing my mind