i am very funny

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Pride month merch: world’s ogayest friend

It was alright

A dog;tired

NW: Grand Budapest Hotel. Never seent it

1610 4 420 please disregard Or don't

1609. Nice 😏

I think we have enough pictures, folks.

Once again, I'm asking for your help. We're not nearly halfway our goal, and I can't work full time because I have to take care of my mom. We need at least 20% of the goal to pay for radio ASAP, so please, if you can help, I'll be forever grateful. #mutualaid #EN #trans ko-fi.com/post/Hi-Some...

If cottage cheese exists, does any other dwelling cheese exists, like townhouse cheese?

when i do not know what just happened :

*The intense longing to sink into the earth*

Team work makes the cream perc

(working the express checkout) that’s 10 items asshole get out of here

as a bipolar person, i hate that people use "hallucinate" to describe AI chatbots. it's not hallucinating. it's not even lying. it can't think. it's doing what it was designed to do: be a fancy, glorified autocomplete.

deglazing the bed with white wine after sex

ever hoover some schneef off a bathroom toilet at a chuck e cheeses

1608.

My cousin just sent me a pic of Powdered Toast Man and pointed out we have the same initials and they're scrawled across the front of his superhero underwear 😆

We got some rain and now I remember what NC humidity is like 🤙

I am become sweat

Should have left it green. People love shrek

I have too many friends in terrible relationships where they feel trapped. 😩 Relatively speaking. I only have a couple friends

Drawing the characters of the movie "Seven Samurais" as if they were characters in a Rockstar game

Should I repost you now or are you gonna fix that typo?

Frolfed like a mofo

Fuck yeah! Another popular book series is about to be ruined by TV network execs!

1607.

Finished. Drawing based on the picture I took in the mountains. #art

1606.

it’s raining mlem

If anyone could help with hormone patches, meds and more otc meds I'd love you forever. Paid off what I owed but still in a hole, trying to work on art to sell. Between regular meds, kid meds and now more otc meds it adds up way too fast. Appreciate you reading or caring ❤️❤️--

Hi sorry gonna be annoying bc my head is so painful

you can have some of my fanny pack scrambled eggs but you have to use your own fork

Of course my neighbor makes sure his confederate flag is up today. Fuck the racists pieces of shit. Happy Juneteenth.

We've made a feed that is JUST our free art reference posts! Should contain almost every post we've ever made that included free references! Which is a lot. bsky.app/profile/did:...

We went to the shelter on June 18th to adopt Gladis but had to wait a day because she had just been spayed. The receptionist there said "Well, we're closed tomorrow because of [contemptuous tone] THAT [sarcastic inflection] holiday" and pointed to a notice that the shelter was closed for Juneteenth.

Anyone who attempts to equivocate on Gaza can literally not be trusted in anything in your life

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I almost hate to ask, but why does anyone care about the reflecting pool? Did he hype it up as being awesome or is this just another failure people are excited about?

Look I didn't know she would be there too

1605.

Sinuses clearing is a mighty good feeling

This one's for you, Toys R Us giraffe. Gone too soon

REQUIEM FOR A DREAM (2000) dir. Darren Aronovsky

Chakotay says to Seska (who is still Bajoran) "What are you doing here?" Seska says "mushrooms" 😆😆😆🖖 #Voyager

Achoo, you sexy mofo

Tuvok said "sens-oars", everyone drink

Unjunk. Your. Monk.