A wise man once said “yuratauuurataitapitauuuuhratagnabootypookata twist”

Forrest Gump: Life is like a box of choc- *Forrest suddenly explodes, absolutely vaporizing the bench he is sitting on and the person he is talking to. The explosion rocks through the town center, killing 12 and injuring another 45*

Upsetting flatware continued

Caturday

97 was a great year for movies. Everyone knows that

What do you mean you haven't seen the movie Booksmart??

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This is a great ad displaying the importance of the right kind of mask. Cloth face coverings don’t protect you from shit.

96. This is the percentage your downloads stopped at before crashing on limewire, bearshare, and kazaa. Napster would never

A very very drunk guy with a 40 showed up to the dog park this evening. He had a dog so I didn't worry about it too much till he asked if I knew where he could get some puppies like mine and how much I would sell puppies of mine for even though they're both fixed...

20 bucks for a bag of potatoes a bag of onions and a bag of apples...

Y'all. Folks. Friends. Yonderers. I love my dogs

95 windows

Catterpiglar would be a cute name for a baby cat

Your politics are quite literally your morals. To be apolitical in an unjust world is to fundamentally believe that you have no power over your own reality. Which is just so provably untrue. Go do something kind for a stranger. Tag a bridge. Create art or music. We create this world we exist in.

94 is

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93. Nothing can be said about 93 that hasn't already been said a thousand times

eNOUGH. more kitty peets instead. please

Softer pants for all

sure you’re laughing at me now but if I leave you’re going to miss laughing at me

I fink you freeky

So many people have just now conflated COVID with the flu and well... I hate you 😞

I don’t post to be understood.

Okay, last time throwing this out there today. Mad thread I wrote last night. Please enjoy in these trying times.

Meatwad:

things that suck but also go pretty hard

so hard for me to find a csr job at a substance abuse clinic. almost got one, but ended up not being chosen cause I’m not bilingual. time to learn spanish.

New version of 50 ways to leave your lover, 50 ways to ki** a nazi Ya just take off the head, Ted Throw em off a cliff, Tiff Bury em alive, Clive

31 upsetting flatwares so far 😬😆 plus some from contributers

Subtractively, I like milk duds getting stuck in my teeth

Cassie bends water.

Someone said 92

Additionally, I think theater popcorn is overrated

Also, books. Did you folks start or finish any good books this year?

Yeah. College basketball

Stop it. Or don't. I don't care

Pro advice. When your coffee is empty, get more

91

i love the way the rain brings out the natural wildlife 🫶

It's almost blunch time

Let me help you with something that may or may not make you less frustrated. They are not powerless. They are complicit.

Big protein has gone too far

Hollandaise sauce is to me as the sun is to superman