i’m not trying to ask anybody for money, but if we could start auctioning off art for mutual aid, is this something we could all be chill about? just putting out a feeler.

it’s kinda cute how the current ruling american government forgot what we did to nazis

yeah i have a side hustle it’s called diarrhea

I apologize for writing so many bangers in a row.

I have a week to try and get a weeks rent for the hotel together, its £55 a night, I'm not sure if I get money Wednesday or next Wednesday so this is pretty urgent, I could not survive on the streets with my leg. Please help if you can Pp: [email protected]

DUNECULA 🧛‍♂️

MUCH ADUNE ANOUT NOTHING

DUNE WHERE’S MY ORNITHOPTER

SOCK IT DUNE ME ONE MORE TIME

MRS DUNEFIRE

gang, intervention, los is in the comments pretending he looks like zendaya

I don’t get these finance apps. How do people not know they have 5 Netflix accounts? Do they never check their card statements?

the only way to stop men from sexualizing me is to desexualize myself so from now on I will only be talking about the civil war, world war 2, North Korea, chairman mao, Dennis Rodman and shitting my pants.

picture of rob ford

inside of you are two seniors in adult diapers

text exchange from an old coworker i got today. this is why women don’t smile more, just fyi

if you drank vodka out of an REI nalgene bottle you may be entitled to a five day inpatient stay

i would be the first president with an etid “shit happens” tattoo

what have you done to dismantle gerard depardieu today

found Sting’s sock account

finally broke down and added a pic with a finger in my nose to unlock my phone

do you think the tasmanian devil ever jacks off in that little tornado? i bet he does it all the time

movies that you hate with force, go:

We are the sons of the Hamburger you couldn't Help

minimum wage is still $7.25 ($2.13 for servers/bartenders) here is a short list of people who need to go in a volcano

Holy shit i did not know all that insane shit Mrs Voorhees stood for obvs I do not condone this. very disappointing to learn.

i can’t stop ordering seeds and most of them aren’t native so they will be living inside even though they can survive outside because I’M NOT A PIECE OF SHIT

Blood is just the start of what I am capable of hemorrhaging.

what should i draw, take the think work out for me

i need someone to follow me playing melancholy tuba music

teenyphleb would you like to start a band with me

watching my neighbors skeleton Charlie Brown christmas display get torn to pieces by this wind has been ~*~satisfying~*~

don't cry bc it's over, smile bc civilization as we know it is coming to a cataclysmic end.

don’t call it a “NYE party” if my boy bill ain’t gonna be involved

“Are all these questions going to be about war, Gareth?”

This New Year's I am going to drink so much Blue Curaçao I shit out an Avaturd.

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of roughly 3-5 people

scrolling through a festival lineup and seeing so many people i know irl and hoping the earth caves in under it

i’m so glad covid didn’t give everyone massive brain damage

VOTE FOR CRU I WAS BORN IN THE SAME HOSPITAL AS BRET MICHAELS AND I HAVE MANAGED TO OVERCOME THOSE DIFFICULTIES

so the little town where i’m from is the home of where the first jeep was designed and made burnt to rubble this past november so if you want to stand in solidarity and start a rubber duck and jeep fire

gang this is really funny

hey [with the intention of asking you to send me $45 to buy hot sauce]

i was supposed to pick vanilla ice up at the airport one time and was told in no uncertain terms that i was only to call him Mr van winke, his real name being something I hadn’t heard about before, and I laughed so hard they had someone else do it.

It's already that time to play the I didn't know they died this year game.

i am very afraid that i am awake for the whole day. i woke up ~midnight & now its 3 and i’m thinking coffee & art & lazy dazy

rot girl winter begets soggy girl spring

I hope the last few days of 2025 are kind to you

take her swimming on the first date

Little known fact but if you vote for someone and then they lose you actually get executed immediately