one thing you gotta know about dro is he is very genuine. i said hey i had a low self-esteem day, should i post this? and he sent me the link to this skeet.

bro the turtles were teenagers

Baby I made you a mixtape

Don’t be alarmed if you see a strange glow coming from the north, the deep freeze is over and Canadians are wearing shorts.

Roses are red, These times are quite trying

this is me being festive wdym

Steve Jobs ended his cancer by treating it with apple cider vinegar (and dying)

HANG UP YOUR SCIMITAR, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE LOW SELF-ESTEEM. AND YOU WILL WIN.

damn you're fluent in sarcasm is that like a duolingo course or something

"yeah I'm gonna punch you in the face"

usb is short for unlimited sandwich bar

never speak to me again so i know it’s real

need to get whacked over the head with a big cartoon mallet until I disappear into the earth

The: Do you have any enemies? Me: Politicians, and fitted sheets

Do you believe in debacles? Yes!

it’s literally Ronald Regan day you gonna dismiss Nancy the throat goat like that?

got voted out of sexual congress :(

omg i finally hit the radar of fake zak bagans accounts, this has to make me president automatically

the menswear guy has too much power

Honestly, those are the only two subjects where I defer to his expertise

There should be a "not for you" tab.

why do nuremberg when we could bury these assholes up to the collar bone then ya know, whatevs

you butter be my valentine

my sleep paralysis demon is singing “downtown” in a yinzer accent

nonverbal conversation hearts are just upside down balls, why doesn’t anyone love me

know the difference illegal: i am going to call in a bomb threat legal: do you want me to call in a bomb threat?

i’m sending you all one conversation heart each for valentine’s day so if you want a specific one lmk now

i could be the first president who was at an eyehategod show in 2014

Minneapolis sign game is strong and weird.

posting ropes

i’ll turn my location on if someone wants to hunt me for sport, idfc anymore

and now for my signature move breaking up with you at the beginning of an hj

xblueskyx

the petit bourgroisisuie can kiss my ass! boursoirori bougoigogurirours how do you speldl it bourghoisiiueis

what a lovely day on The Bluesky the everything app

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

*pronounces plunger like hunger*

The Valentine’s cards I’m sending out.

is it smiling, it’s smiling isn’t it

killing horny teens at summer camp should be allowed actually

send me a picture of your bf so i can draw him with big anime tiddies

(my penis)

Combining holidays to save time and money

I'd be pretty mad if I was a hero in a half shell and then I went and got stabbed in the junk.

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

okay ultra

Don't make me do it (press the button that says restore 68 tabs)

What if Kid Rock is just the Culkins’ racist uncle?

rippin a fat rail of gratitude for breakfast