contrary to the stills from yesterday i can do more than just stare blankly or scowl

it’s satter’s day

do you guys wanna stand outside after church and bluetooth each other new ringtones ?

immense rhetoric

fit check vids rly showcasing my rbf

honestly not terrible given the context

if i’m listening to hot mulligan i can guarantee you ive been having a weird one

if you orgasm good enough you unlock the gates of heaven

ain’t no way that cloth is made outta cheese

i love every cloud in the sky

if the bottles are to be believed it’s been el yucateco’s 55th anniversary for three years

raining : )

we’re rapidly approaching three-paycheck october

its called the eightfold path sweaty

i’m cooked (missing the ozarks)

taking a nap in an empty bag of potato chips on the sidewalk

a mutual on another social once posted something that said ‘stop expecting to be a victim’ and i think that’s generally very good advice

closest i’ve ever come to being hit on was this dude walking by me in an empty grocery aisle just now and saying ‘hello’ thru a goofy grin and partial eye contact

it’s good idea wednesday

there’s a girl at work who has a real mae martin vibe and i’m a lil smitten

replying to every slack message i get with this image

i’ve been raptured several times these people don’t know what their religion is about

i love

yay

if you don’t know that there are things you don’t know you don’t know, then i don’t know what to tell you

i know the guys in my fantasy league see me as a woman bc of the shitty trade offers i get

i’ve chosen forgiveness

when i get worked up about stuff thats outta my control i look down at the stick n poke knuck tats i gave myself that say ‘plan ahea’ and have to laugh

the problem with other ppl is they can fuck things up for you in ways you didn’t account for. i’ve built in safeguards for how i fuck things up for me

some shit is precarious

jiminy kimmel why you are so obsess with the wood boy

every day i make a shamanic journey from by bed to the lower world and back to my bed

guys please remember to have a fun and great time

the equal knocks

flambé my shit your honor

flambéing the beat

im extremely brave today (not using the appearance touch-up feature on zoom)

alexa give me million dollar

this machine kills monday bad vibes

hold on i have to do my posting warmups

stan kroenke kiss my bootheel ass