becoming president and spending the first several days in office in the white house bowling alley and periodically tweeting pictures of my bowling scores in the low 100s with fire emoji captions

wearing a tshirt that says #1 WATER FAN

someone said i was a pretty sight to see today would you guys agree with that assessment

horses don't stop they keep going

it's hard dor us to understand just how goated it can get

the phrase ‘phone it in’ no longer makes sense bc making a phone call is one of the worst things you can be asked to do

might go on a walk i’m just wild like dat

bro that’s neato burrito

i open instagram and all i see is geese

massage received

wecowd scwatch

she was the blueprint

corn is awesome

homie let me love you down

started marking my worst mood/depression days on the calendar and they hit for a few days every four weeks or so. i will not contribute to any longstanding discourse but i doubt i need to say what i’m thinking

going gone a walk

ughhhh i fly like pinky get high like brain

mine dover matter

gonna start feeling better. i just decided

i have stockholm syndrome with my mind

Top #1 moment of all time: Now

to me, we are all playing the symphony of life in the orchestra of the world

group chats. private accounts. i know nothing about coding but i don’t see how those things are this difficult

the oldest post in my drafts note

bro jeff tweedy says you can combine anything you want but these days im not so sure

jesus, etc

i’m rly tired of this and it feels like it never gets better but i have a job so idrc about that rn

new muna tomorrow… the next stage in my metamorphosis begins

fresh air is like a breath of fresh air to me

i love when air is fresh

it’s not rock-it signs

bobbing on my line

gonna be back in this for like a week now

siri am i an unproblematic fav

“Animal Planet.” You mean Earth?

cptsd is so awesome i love being in an abusive longterm relationship with a chimeric phantom of hazy traumatic experiences

to act in the world you must be some degree of wrong while believing fully that you’re right

gonna do a thread of my extremely specific vibe playlists

maitrayaniya upanishad

ohh is there a concussionball happening today ??

like this post to stabilize my mental headspace

the winter olympics should have all the summer olympics sports just in snowy weather

straight up i’m chillin on da couch