i’m love it

im having a dinnerly experience

cotton candy grapes are #overrated

your opinions are bugs on my windshield

it’s not a premonition. it’s dimensional bleed into your ego’s linear experience of time from the place where all of time is happening at once. fix your framing bro

the spacetime continuum is whatever

"birth rates are declining" don't care I already got born

let’s get a vibe going

google images raw fluorite octahedron 1:33 phone nine inches from face

i am going to find a big chunk of raw fluorite and then make a place of honor for it in my house

if i ever got to meet the architect of the shah mosque i would say ‘i know what you meant’

scream an eagle

ass over tea kettle is a way you can go

last night i forgot that most of us are just colleagues and that’s ok

💧🫧🪽🌿

dragging a scythe to make a circular clearing where i will sit and stare for an uncertain number of hours

i will never understand international players who really lean into mlb’s armed forces day camo shit

gm!

checking this app first thing in the morning is always a bad idea

stuff could mean anything

it’s so brave of me to open my work laptop

i hope today is very yay and little to no ugh

breathing deeply and holding it for a long time to make sure i get all the oxygen out of it

boss of know’ve of

i think about this so much

i haven’t updated to ios26 so all my friends post these lovely little squares with question marks inside them for me to enjoy

headaches are mean

i am straight up the suckler and the suckled

it’s a common white fantasy to want to be dewormed

i’m indicating interest in pax aeterna

learned helpfulness

i’m gonna get into making tea every day to keep from going insane

commenting ‘you don’t know that’ on every gender reveal insta post i see from some old college or high school friend

the answer was justin long

pointing at a newborn baby and asking ‘to what is this referring ?’

burger simulation

if a straight man knows what a pimple patch is he’s ran thru

did you seriously just try to disseminate my accounts and descriptions without my express written consent

guys vote for me for homecoming queen

now i will know peace

i’m often left to my devices; they’re pretty much all i have

i typed ‘molto bene’ and my phone corrected it to ‘milton bend’ which is the name of a librarian in omaha nebraska

this tree lizard… it’s so ornate