i am not my best self today

some of you guys are like dune messiah but for you own thoughts and opinions and disregulated emotions

there are days this website feels basically unusable and today is one of them

quantum enfwanglement

less blurry regular bathroom mirror selfies if you’d prefer

blurry washed out instagram story selfie

snakeroot’s chernobyl grandma turned me into a matryoshka

drop the -y sound in the middle. just ‘hairstyles.’ it’s cleaner

i got the heart cave battle pass

shorty is built like a factoid

blurry washed out instagram story selfie

little lamb what that means shem hamephorash

This video has been killing me for like half the day now

do you guys remember when i was the msn messenger

from the makers of ffs nose comes bfs stomach

hope dangles on a fuckass string

it’s unfortunate how far confidence alone can get someone

hello to all my contemporaries

brunhilde mars

every commercial in the world is using the drum track from that rosé song

spelunking on the beat

wearing a plain shirt that just says ‘god’ in block letters

you can’t prove that i ever stomped on those old grounds. it’s all hearsay

babe, your aggression.. it’s so… passive

they did engagement bait on a grape

snapple and scrabble are distant genetic cousins that took wildly different evolutionary paths

i wonder if i will ever meet another person irl who posts on bluesky

once upon a vibe

Stockson Bonds

the ppl i see talk about cringe the most are often the cringiest. we reveal ourselves to ourselves

baseball is unfortunately the most christian sport

sweemple as

been saying this to myself a lot lately

instagram wants me to buy a set with swim shorts so bad

i kinda wanna make an alt to post about sports/fandom bc it doesn’t seem to fit here and most of you don’t care but i also kinda hate the compartmentalization that comes with alts

puck was right #damn

wetherholy cow

sorry guys i just can’t do this right now

one of the best to ever do it

it is room temperature outside

siri why is my ear warm

dress like quinn, feel like daria

you guys are rly yucking my yum