biscuitball

bro that’s great stick-to-itiveness

everything’s coming up [redacted]

people are people

found that the line between profesional and world class difficulty in fc26 career mode is where 6-0 blowouts and breaking records at midseason become highly contested matches where i don’t even get a shot on goal and quite frankly it’s boring to be realistic

crying like the kid in old yeller as i cancel snakeroot for hating lava lamps

today is a day like today

fuck it maybe i should just move to new york

guys i’m so glad we’re in love

jingular balls

hello thank you for perceiving me

hey bruh how’s your prana

in ron howard’s whoville the whos are canonically swingers

da grinki ?

i started playing winter burrow last night and it’s sooooo cuteeeee i just wanna fix up my stump and knit by the fire

fahoo fores dahoo dores type beat

reading martha may-grinch fanfic

🎶breakfastime is here…

ok dumbass, you’re about 360 years late

i hate when i have to mute the name of a celebrity bc you guys can’t stop taking bait

bauble yaga

santa is back and hornier than ever

i think we should do the festive lights and decorated trees all winter long and just make it a seasonal thing. like what a cute way to brighten up the darkest and coldest time of year, why are we taking it down at the very start

appreciate my boss messaging to say 'just get done what you have to and log off today' but it would be more powerful if she hadn't assigned me a fuckton of work this week

i sneezed and it smelled like setting spray

im baking you a christmas miracle

i forgot this is also a real website and not just an app and you guys are so huge right now

it’s super cloudy and rainy here and i’m sitting at my desk listening to christmas jazz while i complete like 10 asana tasks

guys let’s play wideo games together all day tomorrow. and then we can watch movies

im heeding breakfast

it’s the eve

dance with my dogs in the nighttime…

hol up bro i’m in the pine forest

soy’s hoss

i’m trying to simultaneously take myself more and less seriously

💥

just tried to put glasses on over my glasses. i’m focusing up

i dreab of jeebie

every group of people who’ve ever said cameras capture a bit of your soul was totally correct

‘get the fuck over it’ is really good advice sometimes

‘depart from me i never knew you’ is bars

i’ve been trying for a while to be kind to the coward in me but i think i might have to drag em down to the creek and hold em under til the bubbles stop

my zoom mullet from friday (pls ignore my junk shelf i’m decluttering/redecorating)

my small hometown only had a walgreens when i was growing up so cvs has always felt like the mature older sibling

mutual monday: do you guys think cvs or walgreens is more evil

ok nvm as far as i’m concerned this website doesn’t exist on sundays