that one older cousin when youre ten:

she nut on my banana til i bread

how do you get thigh highs to stay up anyway

i have so much vacation time accrued a sadistic lesbian should buy me a plane or train ticket to visit her and be her pet for a week

does anyone wanna be my valentine, and by valentine i mean therapist while i cry about a lot of shit thats been building up like a violent insurrection bubbling in the consciousness of the long-exploited proletariat?

let's set up a playdate for our brainworms

whining pathetically because im bored

the amount of times i tweet about dry humping is indicative of how much bottom dysphoria i have

Relationship advice: If you wake up with morning wood you can dry hump your partners leg until they wake up and ask why youre being weird and frown at you

going goblin mode. goblin this pussy haha anyway sup girl whatcha up to. wanna dry hump while i text someone else

i celebrate pride by texting all my exes and hookups asking if they wanna dry hump

Sex is so 2024 we are watching gore and dry humping in 2025

the only thing that could make today better was if i was dry humping your boot while you smoked and used my mouth as an ashtray

guys i really need a baddie to scritch behind my ears and call me a good boy while i dry hump her leg and whine if thats ok

Why is it called dry humping if youre so wet when you do it

"dry humping"? not when i do it

Dry humping is how brats imprint on their favorite lesbian

when im not dry humping my stuffed animals im punching them

i rly need a hot babe in pleaser heels to hold me by the leash and spit in my mouth while i dry hump her leg

..if you wanna help a little weirdo celebrate her weirdo day 💫 $indiebrat69

putting risperidone in the water supply cuz you bitches need it

i combined my preworkout and smoothie into one so i dont have to use two glasses. next step is drinking it straight out of the blender

my new hair mist smells so good... one step closer to being a barbie

🎵ooo-wee-ooo im just like shinji ikari 🎵oh-oh and this robot is my mom

Having a good time but making it weird for everyone

i need a brat to hit me because im not paying enough attention to her

guys i want to be nice to every one !!!!!

big brat energy but i’m so cute that you can’t be mad

bondi showing up in court like

sans choker cuz i need a friend to help

i used to want waist and rib shaping but turns out i just needed to stop eating 300 chips ahoy every week and start doing yoga

going to church in a fishnet top and nude thong

hoes mad that i recognize the inherit futility in the nature of all things & lead a fulfilling life anyway

we are charlie kirk, i say as i pull the trigger on the pistol ive pressed against my neck

I sit in the basement all day breathing in various smokes and fumes

i am so tired of womens shitty behavior being written off as a biological inevitability. women can be evil vicious cunts for reasons other than their vagina and ovaries

i have many tendencies and habits, as is the norm

island in the sun anyone else agree

midday anxiety attack 😍

every single one of them, because they serve no purpose except normalizing dating whatever man closest to you is giving you the least ick in that moment. im sick of tv shows showing settling for some idiot whos only compatible via proximity as more valuable than bring single

like this tweet to lock in

threatens you

because im the only trans person at my job i make sure to add a paragraph to all our policies about gender identity that biological sex is a social construct and we should respect peoples gender and sex regardless of how they were assigned at birth and nobody can stop me

"we dont want to abolish biological sex" uh i do. speak for yourselves, cowards

oh my fucking god dude

we need a jeffrey epstein of the left

death. death is the body-killer

enough yapping, bro. have at ye

There is literally a jestergooning Cheeto hitlermaxxing in the white house