i only connect with people emotionally when im on top and its inside me

stop respecting me, im a pathetic slut

the phone camera of dorian grey

being a 5'11 lesbian and a "make me" brat is so fucking hard

what walking through lumiose city at night feels like

I want it to snow here so bad that I’m spitting up big mouthfuls of blood

insurance denied my estrogen prescription, they only cover sissy hypnosis and ashwagandha powder now

do you know what these hands had to do to get you that labubu? ill never sleep easy again. happy birthday, honeybun

adult female enjoys several medicinal beers in the dark

this band rocks but yall wouldnt know about that

I don't want any of you to touch grass. What I want is you mildly comatose with a slacked jaw expression akin to a Venus fly trap waiting to eat its next house fly, I want you blue screened, complacent as hell, and 100% irrationally addicted to my shitposts.

mark cuban x taylor swift crackship

Rubbing my scent glands on the corners of each wall in the house before I leave

ooohhh your girlfriend has a crush on you

mf’ers will say “woke is back and we’re getting revenge!” and then spend the next 24 hours seething at a female candidate distributing a few hundred dollars worth of community donated tampons lol

making kids write essays where they have to cite sources and then not checking their sources or grading them based on their synthesis of the works they cite has created a generation of morons who think having a book that repeats their idiotic talking points makes them more right than someone without

would you like to cone over and boss me around

making cinamon rolls and doing nothing today aka CHILLING ever heard of it

Im fucking peeing on your tomatoes

fuck you, homesteader. we are turning your shitty tomato "farm" into a 7 story mixed use costco/condominium/park

suspiria (2018)

i walk in worlds you could only dream of, such as my kitchen and my bathroom

you could easily kill me in a way that matters. im not even gonna front, i die like anybody else

I drink your Valerate!! I drink it up!!! *slurping noises*

if i like all your posts its because i only follow 400 people so i just scroll and hit like when im not doing anything important at work

nothing can hurt you in the nightmare realm dont be such a pussy dude

if i dont make it back from the store dont try to recover my body, its too dangerous

telling my friends to hold on to the rope tight as i go into fred meyer, if i yank twice they have to pull me out

i get lost too easily i need a rope around me wherever i go

babe you dont understand. if i dont hold your hand when were at the store ill get lost and die

there should be a kind of dart that you can shoot someone with and it gives them all the nutrients they need

my body is a machine that turns draft tweets into send tweets

imitating human behavior to fit in and gets snacks and tummy rubs

i wish we could stay in this bloodbath forever

it is the sacred 4 am awake for no reason time

Explaining to my coworkers that when i eat my boyfriend’s cum i feel God smile .

just once i want somebody to ask if i like growing houseplants as their ice breaker

actually no the reason why i hate this question isnt because it feels transphobic (although it does), its because i have to pretend like im flattered when im actually a little weirded out that the first thing someone thought to say to me is to ask if i use my looks to make money

if one more person asks if im a model im going to squish them with my mind powers

im wearing a new foundation tonight so fingers crossed it doesnt suck

i dressed like a lesbian

ok im getting ready for my party now what should i wear. sound off with fit ideas

frying up my bone pancake golden crispy

im so comfy they call me big comfy

i know ive talked about him before but my friend who used to be a nazi called out something antisemitic someone said at my party last night and im just really proud of him for not just renouncing a toxic ideology but being unafraid to call someone else out for bigotry, even if it wasnt intended

What these people are doing to the power of calling out real antisemitism, in an incredibly dangerous time of surging global antisemitism….man, it is just so worrisome

Putting my phone to my ear & asking What kind of bones? as i pass a stranger on the street

guys its wall time lets all sit down and stare at the wall