who up :3ing

me and a stranger on the train both browsing bluesky at the same time. i wonder if theyll see this

ENABLER GOD: If I grant you this miracle you have to stop worshiping me. Forever. We're done. I shouldn't even be talking to you. That's not how prayer works. ME: A most wise boundary o king of kings. ENABLER GOD: I want to believe you. I do. You have so much power over me...

in general when youre reading about the ways technology is making the world worse, you seemingly have two questions: is it malicious or is it stupid? the answer is actually always both: its malicious and its also too stupid to ever work the way its imagined

guys we need to gather twigs and fluff for the nest

for mens mental health month every man needs to go find another man whos feeling sad and give him a big ol sloppy smooch right on the lips, then hold hands and attend a pride parade

i went to the awful people club. everyone there knew you. i was there as well so i guess this reflects poorly on both of us

milf - mom id lick feet

society really fell apart when 100 different companies all decided to make rentcafe but worse

happy pride month to whoever this person is. i love you

They’re always trying to erase us from history but we won’t forget this pride month

I just realized that a tasty treat would really hit the spot right about now

when my boss asks why my teams icon is yellow

me playing baseball:

dude 🤦🏻‍♀️dont tell me you forgot to wet your drys and dry your wets. now everything is dry and wet

never bring a gun to a knife fight. youll get disqualified

i hit rock bottom and decided if my life was already going to suck as a cis man i might as well just transition and get out of the closet so i could at least be happier

for pride month lets all hand out leaflets explaining that sexuality and gender are made up social constructs and nobody is born with magic gay or straight particles that determine their immutable attraction to people with magic male or female particles

on this episode of mythbusters: adam and jamie tackle the age old question: are traps gay? meanwhile grant, kari, and tori take on yet another duct tape myth: can this mythical sticky substance fix a broken hymen?

The farmers almanac defines marriage as a relationship between a man and a crop

Anarchists will be thrilled

lets riot all month long

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AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

july should be slut pride month. just thinking ahead here

lets do incest sex

"gender affirming misogyny" isnt real. its just misogyny, they still hate you for being trans theyre just more comfortable being sexist around you because they think you wont say shit

the boys tv show is kinda dogshit but the keyfabe fans engage in on youtube and twitter is really cute and makes me smile

Why are people doing (thing I have seen zero people do) on (app I use for twenty hours a day)?

if you drop a raw piece of food on the ground ill eat it

is there a mister sogyny? 😏

we need to stop treating college as higher ed for 18-22 year olds and start treating them as all-ages research and art institutes but then a bunch of jackals who make their billions off the hormone-laden idiocy of young adults reckless spending and poor financial literacy might have to get a job

cmon

everybody saying you dont get direct sunlight from a north window is a LIAR!!!

bricks and minifigs is MORMON???

sometimes i want to talk about feminism and sex/gender theory but i dont because making a 500 comment thread sounds annoying and i dont want to start a blog but just know my opinions are perfect and correct always

signing the constitution with my tongue in lady libertys ballot box

voting with my sex

all sex is political

moving kicked my ass omg

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elegant solution: everybody has to be a ballerina

evilmogging my nicecel nemesis

Don't joke about dystopias.. a dystopia literally ruined my life

[men seeing literally any task] hmm. i don't wanna do that. a woman should do that.

when you move you have to tell the government. did you guys know this

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