this is amazing, i never heard of pittsburgh before. they even have their own language called yinz

i’m gonna sell a cross you get up on and then pray to god to deliver you to a destination and then it’s a self driving thing and your bank account is automatically tithed

if you are vaxxed and you get raptured the vaxx stays behind. just kidding you don’t get raptured if your vaxxed lmao as if

Unions in Italy have launched a one-day strike to protest Israel's war on Gaza. Thousands of workers are demonstrating in the general strike that's brought schools, transit and ports to a halt.

i watched the video of someone using the meta rayban glasses and you can’t see the screen but you absolutely can see the vacant look of someone looking at a screen and it made me laugh in a mean way, i do not think they’re going to take off

autism 2

Someone should ask Trump whether he agrees with an advisor using this language and displaying this disrespect towards a member of Congress. www.blackenterprise.com/jasmine-croc...

manifesting abundance by checking the fridge again with the apparent belief that some new food will have appeared

posterity prouced like post-erity not pahst ok glad you asked what it is because im doing it right now. i am posting my way prosperity. and you can too

business have failed to innovate in the market and only the steady hand of truly representative democracy could give people what they truly want: for their boss to be powerless to fire them and for their shelter, food, and healthcare not to be tied to their job

imagine if companies had radically different ways of doing things. like we’re the night business we do business at night for night owls. just like normal business stuff, spreadsheets, printers, email, you know. but at night. you get paid double time when the sun is up

jobs are basically not that different because companies mostly just do what they’re legally required to and if they go beyond that it’s to offer “competitive benefits” that is to say they have a similar package of things, like healthcare, that tjr to goverment should but doesn’t provide for everyone

monday morning is probably the best time to not have a job

they’re earnestly posting about the rapture which should result in an automatic ban at midnight september twenty fourth

i should get my med card, i know it’s legal now but they just raised the taxes and the med card saves you like 50% on every purchase at this point. plus you can buy the fuck off edibles that have like 100mg per a dose

if jesus came back today he would do it via tiktok

6.5L turbodiesel lol what a ridiculous vehicle i must have it

the second thing to know about xeriscaping is that water will make your plants weak, do not allow them to become dependent on water, they will resent its absence

a great way to xeriscape is to give xero fucks and if you don’t water then whatever lives is meant to be there and you just weed and trim so only the things you like are left or at least that works great in the desert, i’m sure if you live in hawaii or whatever that’s a good way to get jungled

do you see it

i don’t think the rapture would help with housing actually, i think the people hoarding all the houses would be left behind mostly. also i just heard a noise and look

i’m hearing that charlie kirk’s kids aren’t actually his, charlie cuck, that’s what i heard them calling him. they’re saying his wife was in it for the money and that her tears are so fake and nobody’s buying it. that’s what they’re saying alright

i kinda wish he didn’t get shot just cuz i’m sick of all the posts being about him. hopefully somebody different gets shot so we can move on,

GUESS WHAT WEEK IT IS

Very smart maneuvering for Democrats, as usual, simpering their way into a corner where they can't criticize this blatant Nuremberg rally without acknowledging they just spent a week+ praising and voting for a national remembrance day for someone who said this type of shit for a living.

they should make custom five hour energy drinks where you get like 100mg caffeine, 10mg focalin, 10mg aderall, 20mg thc, and it comes in grape, orange, cherry, and blue raspberry

Oh no

new albuquerque tv lawyer just dropped, he’s a ufc fighter he’ll kick ur ass

if i had to see this today, so do you

You can’t elicit compassion from narcissists. They think Jimmy Kimmel had it worse than being forced to jump off a roof while his mother dies of a stress heart attack in a foreign prison and his children are kidnapped by child rapists and never seen again. the last two happened under Biden too, btw.

the gettable voters that democrats would chase if their goal was to win would be the growing numbers of anarchists, socialists, and communists. instead the dems see the republicans as allies in their fight against the left.

“latinos voted for trump” no we didn’t. that isn’t true

slurped people slurp people

sean casten’s banner is him with biden, which means that i can’t read a single word of what he says without a montage in my head of murder and grief. just tell him to fuck off and let’s get on with our day

bruce wayne likes to dominated in bed

*does this to u*

fatality hit em with the lui kang protect ya neck shoulda listened to the wu tang

There's like music and stuff too

i live somewhere with no public transportation and it’s been years since i saw any updates to the whole manspreading situation, what’s happening out there

once a week someone comes here to post some variation of “if you are reading this message on bluesky you are a weak idiot and bad things are your fault” so they can get some good replies so they can get into the really cool parties that only people with mean replies are allowed into

this shit sucks

going door to door and cancelling my neighbors disney plus just to one up internet hippo

That’s me in the video. And a Fox News host just celebrated me being assaulted by ICE. If ICE will do this to a congressional candidate with a big platform, just imagine what they’re doing to the people they’re kidnapping.

the first amendment was written by guys who were mad that the king was trying to stop them from organizing a rebellion against him, it was never about people getting mad at you for saying dumb shit. it was specifically so someone like trump couldn’t do what he’s doing. it’s not working though.

my phone is heavy with the weight of the world, can iphone air help with that

i’ve been reading posts about the stock market for months maybe years now and i’m confident that disney stock being down due to something we are all one news cycle away from forgetting is to “buy the dip” and profit as it goes back up when the backlash to the backlash hits

bought my kid a coloring book that he grabbed by the cashier without really looking and it was $13 and the drawings are clearly ai-generated, i’m returning this crap to the grocery store

from 2007–2009 i was pretty much crunk full time

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