i don't really watch horror movies because i don't like getting scared but i read the synopsis of every single one on wikipedia because i'm fascinated by the stories and it seems like it's the main genre with genuine creativity happening and lots of new actors and directors so imho they rock

iggy can't understand the accent or read so he thinks the sean the sheep theme song is introducting "sheep the sheep" and he also thinks all sheep in the world are sean the sheep and he points at them and yells SHEEP THE SHEEP!!! SHEEP THE SHEEP!!!

This is one of the biggest reasons we should have municipally-run online forums & also local + publicly funded and run alert systems! Is the radio really encrypted??? We fund them! It should be easily available to everyone!! bsky.app/profile/rjac...

me: damn this duvet cover is falling to tatters, didn't i just buy this like last year, nothing is made to last anymore, shoddy fucking workmanship the receipt for my duvet cover: i am from the obama administration

The encryption of radios actually got dozens of people killed in Lahaina a few years ago cuz we couldn't alert people to the fires.

They encrypted their radios to get around the laws that make it possible to listen to them. It's illegal to rebroadcast decrypted messages, so they found a way to make listening to them illegal. There's no reason PPB needs encrypted radios for stuff other than like, high-level incidents.

UNENCRYPT PPB'S RADIO

i've been looking for sour starburst, which exist, ever since i found out they exist, they're only available at certain 711s and every time i look they're sold out or mysteriously just not there even tho the website says they are. i finally just ordered some online screw it

ME: [waving pistol around the inside of a store] WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THE KIDS, WHERE ARE THEY BRICKS AND MINIFIGS EMPLOYEE: wrong conspiracy, bro

longtime readers will recall the reason we were in the UK at all was because brian's parents' band was playing a gig in france for the anniversary of D-Day. we elected to fly home before the actual event. well apparently that's the event Hegseth just crashed so i'm real glad we did!

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

how did i miss this entire story until just now, i'm FROM salem, i've BEEN IN THAT STORE

had a dream about an english aristocracy person named Patricia Georgeson Thyrce

I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take

sorry about the rainy cold weather everybody that's our bad, we filled up the stock tank pool

i really love widows bay and understand it's probably important to the plot and adds yknow gravitas but i don't like the storyline surrounding conflict between tom and evan because it just makes me too sad

my neighbors! 💚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ www.portlandmercury.com/queer/hawks-...

IPA guys are like Whiskey guys but in different silos. Cargo shorts v jeans with a blazer but both are familiar with the Lowe's garden section and smoke their own ribs. SEC vs the Big 10

just caught a whiff of BO so powerful it unlocked memories from a past life. i remember you man. 12th century bazaar, you were fucking me over on a pound of grain

Seller: Good news! Your order has shipped! Click here to track! UPS:

i'm sorry men being forced to answer for themselves is so painful. you know what's more painful? the level of intimate partner violence in this country. the baseline disrespect and humiliation that women are forced to take in order to survive.

everybody say good morning stoned toothless kitty

i think i might have just sprained my ankle so i have it on ice and can't get up off the couch but i'm home alone with the lads so they're having to do everything including make split pea soup for dinner and take themselves potty lol help

i loved giles, giles was my favorite buffy character by far. he was so competent and patient. rare to see a competent and patient person on teevee at all really. usually it's one or the other

tried to teach my son to say "aha! the plot thickens like slug pudding" and he said "aha! the plot thickens like a slug pooping"

we planted our cukes melons and basils! now all that's left to do really is weedwhack and do a belated "chelsea chop" (we were away) and weed 2 raised beds, hoe 2 more, plant the delicata, tie in the tomatoes, and sow purple sprouting broccoli for fall 🌱

i literally just wanted to own a two bedroom home in a walkable neighborhood where i can have three cats and a dog and wear nice outfits to go feed pigeons and now society is about to collapse

impossible power levels as a poster. this man has so much talent it's hard to even comprehend

Portland, Oregon has fallen. City Council passes a ban on foie gras June 4 at 3:09 pm. It’s over.

my best friend's head got turned into a bunch of goddamn grapes. the gushers people never saw the inside of a jail cell

ITS GOOD AND IT COULD BE BETTER

typo in this local news article claims a woman died after a 4 foot fall. that's so sad because borrowers are an endangered species

my mom in the middle of every movie

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it must suck so bad for the kids in miss frizzle's class to go on to the next grade and have a teacher who can't do magic and just takes them to like, a regular farm

the green new deal from the barrel of a gun

i'm sure my sons are totally intellectually able to pivot on a dime from the very strict very simple rule they've had their whole lives ("stay in bed") to "stay in bed UNLESS you need to potty, in which case, get up, go potty, and get immediately back in bed" i'm sure they won't abuse that loophole

i have a theory about widows bay. i'm not going to say it because i don't want to do spoilers but i will quote tweet this post with "i was right!" if it turns out i was right. i will only do this if i was actually right. posters honor

yknow what i would live on widows bay island. that seems generally fine to me. i just wouldn't mess with the sea demons or whatever and i'd expect the same courtesy in return

Hey Portland, if you see the 1986 Toyota MR2 with silly red/yellow wheels and the license plate VCP 230 it's mine and it's stolen, please call it in! It is noticeable and I would be thrilled to get it back.

the very rev msgr onion is getting his rotten tooth/s yanked out tomorrow everybody say good luck kitty cat

With thanks to @spindlypete.bsky.social for the original post. This is very beautiful and made me cry. (Also, collective canoeing, which we did at camp, is so beautiful). youtu.be/QwjQyMofRpc?...

io: my joke is about knocking. knock knock. who's there? iggy: ? io: iggy, who's there? iggy: ... me? io: no (starting to cry a little) no i wanted it to be an owl who is there iggy: ok an owl is there! owl says don't cry! io: (delighted) don't cry who?!

Thought this was @spindlypete.bsky.social for a hot second.

a cat raising its tail when you pat it to the base of its spine has the same energy as putting down the conveyer belt divider at the supermarket checkout no i will not explain this

conservatives are just morons that are in completely over their heads and i dont know how you could come to any other conclusion at this point

finished deadloch season 2. favorite show on teevee currently maybe my favorite show on teevee ever