for the last week or so i keep smelling cigar smoke everywhere. not cigarettes but specifically cigars. is everybody smoking a bunch of cigars. don't say covid i do not have covid nor have i been hit in the head nor do i have a migraine. i really think it's cigars

aww yiss

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i don't even understand what stephen miller was trying to say with that weird post about watching a sinatra special and it making him think no immigrants should come to america. like is he thinking of the rat pack as quintessential americana nostalgia stuff

#1 ice cream ever hands down imho

portland oregon is a theme park for moms who like to read the clever names of small businesses out loud

getting pissed off trying to download VHS rips of scholastic specials of storybooks off Internet Archive to throw on my children's Plex server but having to convert them all first because they're in the wackiest goddamn sorts of files nobody's ever heard of

lmao

someone in this willy week article about P4A claims to have gotten a $50,000 tax bill for just this one tax. i'm not a mathematician but how high does one's income have to be if they owe 50k at 1.5% on income over 150k or 3% over 250k. like a billion dollars?

wish there was a LOTR edition for 2 year olds. vibes only. no nazgûl's orcs or balrogs. just hobbits wizards and rivendell. what kind of quest are they on? doesn't matter, the audience is 2 years old

the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats

son was worried about the grinch coming to take his presents and i was saying no no, papa won't let that happen, and brian, half-asleep, said "yep we're going to roast and eat him tonight"

seemed idk wasteful to just let the advent candles burn down last night not DOING anything so i threw my rosary at their base to idk charge it up like people do putting their crystals in moonlight but i forgot to move it after so the wax hardened around it and its fucking stuck to the wreath lmao

one thing i like about the fallout show is how clearly everything is labelled

"this is a sizzling-hot muckfrumping country we is living in. nothing grows in it except snozzcumbers. i would love to go somewhere else and pick peachy fruits in the early morning from the back of an elefunt" the BFG

i know i'm always on this but would it kill the grotto to have just ONE matinee with choral singing and puppet shows for young children during the festival of lights season. they can't go after 6pm, they're asleep. put your money where your mouth is wrt your having babies messaging, catholic church

iggy's review of muppet christmas carol: "silly piggy"

i love every year after christmas feeling like okay the clothes i got the lads on black friday and passed off as gifts will surely last them all year because i bought them like 3 sizes up and then they outgrow them by april

that's vertical integration

pregnant women are not suitable for butter

we do christmas feast on st. stephen's day because my parents house sucks so bad to cook in so it's just frozen pizza tonight but tomorrow is roast turkey with spuds gravy veg from the garden yorkshire puddings cranberry sauce and apple pie

don't forget to show some citrus to your cat on christmas

sickos yes

is it fr going to snow saturday

putting christmas presents away. big believer in a place for everything and everything in its place but where are we tidily storing our whoopie cushions, chinese finger traps, etc. do i need to start a "japes" box

While we are out here piling on the Governor for her Christmas Eve pledge to attack preschool students and their families, send a few bucks to Mitch Green, who has used his office to debunk tax flight myths and stand in the way of Kotek’s plans.

one year we didn't have a christmas dinner for reasons so we were like "hey let's do that thing that jewish people famously do and get chinese food" but it turns out the people who run the chinese place we go to are super christian lol. did not work

michael hurley is missing christmas because he went and died this year. that's not fair. everybody listen to armchair boogie so he's not left out music.youtube.com/watch?v=nymU...

Big man online hasn't learned self control but I guess babies are supposed to have it on Christmas morning

look at what this loser is spending his christmas morning replying to the parents of young children who wake up early

hey what kind of oil does santa claus put on his cuticles to treat lamellar onychoschizia and associated breakage ho-ho-ho-ba (ho-ho-ba? jo-jo-jo-ba? still workshopping this one, bear with me)

my larger son is not interested in having his picture taken in his new christmas hat with grandpa

trying to remember which of my relatives had a volvo they called "the swedish bitch"

my larger son became so excited about his toy boats that santa brought he lost the power of speech. i was taking a video and i'm asking "what is that? who brought that? do you like it?" trying to get him to speak and he just started running laps in silent glee

we have been waiting for grandma and grandpa to get up for FORTY FIVE MINUTES. i feel like people don't believe me when i say that we get up at 6am, every day, yes even weekends, yes even holidays, yes even christmas

lookin for santa lmao

*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great *in reindeer chat* BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess DonnerTime: buncha dolphies? VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh

Kotek ordering flags lowered across Oregon to honor Charlie Kirk really told us all we needed to know

shocked, absolutely shocked i tell you, that my very small son who has been talking about santa claus essentially non-stop since halloween, is having a difficult time falling asleep on christmas eve

honestly idk if i am really down to watch the new episode of fallout on christmas eve nor will i likely to be down to watch more stranger things on christmas day. those shows are super scary. not sure why i watch them at all let alone on christmas?

"the trick, harry potter, is not minding that it hurts"

christmas eve bedtime story, idk, why not. it has nothing to do with christmas but i like it

got a bunch of flour in my eye 👍 santa better lose his shit over these cookies

bro why are my parents even paying for wifi lol

Proudly bragging about defunding universal pre-k on Christmas Eve. What a monster.

this post has everyone at christmas eve dinner crashing out. everyone is yelling / has bluesky open / is finding opponents to donate to. literally has ruined christmas lmao

Your consultants telling you to do a populism by running on GOP policy points are undermining your credibility with people who would otherwise turn out for you