snapped my goddamn thumbnail about in half picking up a too-heavy stack of books but i think i may have superglued it?!

someone who has a tiktok bring over some of the reactions as people realize it's not the rapture please. always curious about how people justify stuff like that. was their math just a little off maybe

picked out his own outfit

my new magnetic phone case which allows me to use this magnetic popsocket does something strange to my phone's interference with frequencies and makes the ancient sharper image white noise machine at my bedside make periodic honking squawks every few minutes

hey weird news, i got raptured but there's been some sort of mistake and i ended up in what is called "canadian heaven"

if i wore a watch this is the watch i'd wear ebay.us/m/hbEZkm

are there young people in new york, young women, who dress like mabel on only murders in the building, specifically how she's dressed in season 5, all these weird plaid suits with the arms hacked off, what is this. is this a look

I suspect we are, probably for our own mental health, underestimating the degree to which the Trump administration is dominated by the worst swingers imaginable

if you poop your pants as you're being raptured does the poop go with you or get left behind

what would you bake if you had a frankly ludicrous amount of previously individually frozen no longer frozen lightly sugared sweet dark cherries.

gonna be wild if we find out after all this time that there really is an antifa organization and none of us were considered punk enough to tell about it

“I dont like most of you guys ” - Bilbo Baggings

does anyone know if winco has baby corn

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

the old RSV shots were genuinely too much liquid tho. they were so gnarly. but we don't use those anymore

i have no idea what this could mean

look at my cute playdough pumpkin

here's a good word: anasyrma

if you have a Christian family you’ve been wanting to wordlessly abandon tomorrow would be a great day to do it

FDR won 42 states in 1932, it wasn't by pandering to Hoover voters. Then Republicans called him a socialist for 4 years. Then he ran for reelection and won 46 states

me when my 32mm scale model Meiji Restoration-era Japanese village is out for delivery

Jarritos Jarritos Binks

Call me a filthy commie but I think blowing up boats without actually knowing who or what is on them is really evil and wrong

this thing the rapture-believers are doing where they prepare their homes for "the people who come after" is really funny because i also did a bit of that but it's for the people who come after the cascadia quake. i posted directions to the first aid kit and gas shutoff in five languages

don't care for virginia lee burton's "the little house" seems anti-urbanist and also it makes me cry

i wonder if anybody in my neighborhood believes in this rapture crap. would i be able to tell? are they all going to go stand out on their lawns tomorrow morning so they don't bash holes in the roof on their way up or

dunno if 10 hours of livestreamed garment rending and teeth gnashing by the weirdest people on earth is gonna change the fact that they woke all their dragons day one. you're already literally invading america! oh is a second set of gloves coming off? have we seen the end of your famous restraint

people love to make seasonal playlists by just like searching the word "autumn" or the words "ghosts" "zombie" and "pumpkin" with absolutely no regard for vibe or even lyrical content (is it a literal zombie?)

oh it was a damian lillard welcome home rally i wandered into accidentally yesterday. that explains all the jerseys. i didn't know wtf was going on

i realized today that i haven't had the hiccups since the lads were born. which is very weird because i used to get the hiccups constantly. no idea what that's about

i didn't take any acetaminophen or any other painkillers when i was pregnant because i wasn't really in any pain and yet my sons are weird as hell. the science isn't there

cathedrals everywhere, etc

lmao somebody just sincerely ordered the joke pizza from taskmaster at pizza jerk. she was like " we don't do cheese!" just meat on bread

i just went to the office of collecting and design mobile museum and i don't even want to show you the photos because it's sold out for the rest of their time in portland and you're going to weep but i'll show you anyway if you think you can stand it

shit he just mentioned he has a bluesky

(To the tune of "Moon River") 🎶 THIIIIIIIRD / SPACES SPACES / WITHOUT KIDS I'M LEAVING / KIDS AT HOME / TODAYYYYYYY 🎶

did you guys know that if you go out and get a little drink at a coffeeshop you can sit there at the coffeeshop instead of in your living room

BREAKING: there is egg nog at the grocery store

is there a place that's not a starbucks to get a black tea and a bagel between like pioneer courthouse and the art museum anymore, i was going to get one at the hospital cafe at my stop but i forgot they're closed sundays

My favorite of these videos, which is so odd it borders on parody—though I don’t think it is—is a woman offering “tips” for the ascension, like “don’t try to hold onto anything” 1. How would she know—Has she ascended before? 2. Is God’s big soul magnet so weak that holding something could stop you?

can i just say something that's going to make me seem like a clueless bimbo. but i have to just get it out there. i did not realize the back of my phone was magnetic lmao

amazon review of a magnetic kickstand for iphone title: parfait body: parfait

evangelicals are gonna reinvent beatification from first principles for a kid who used to wear diapers on the quad

can a son be too brave and kind

having a fucker of a time finding plain old birthday cake candles, not spirals, not sparkles, not neon, just white or regular primary colors, that are small enough to fit into my vintage cake toppers, the standard-at-one-time normal small size of birthday cake candles

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW MASTERS BILBO AND FRODO BAGGINS not the hobbits pictured, the actual bilbo and frodo baggins, their birthday is tomorrow

I WON! yay shopgoodwill, even broken casey robots go for like $80 on ebay. got him for $15. here's his instruction manual, let's get cracking resuscitating this old robot! will post a diagnosis when he arrives. i expect i will need to learn how to change belts www.theoldrobots.com/book3x/Casey...

i'm going to the art museum downtown tomorrow without any of my babies and that means i probably should wear something other than rose colored soft jersey knit overalls

there's a danger if i'm too close to the water people will think i'm a vole and have me destroyed

several people probably wondering why they got blocked today, and if they were still able to read my advice it would be "don't act overly familiar with a complete stranger"