it's always the fucking lining of my boots that gets shot. i must be uniquely rough in how i take them off or put them on or something. knee-high pull-on boots. the lining around the ankles starts coming apart in tatters and getting tangled, i have like four pairs of these unwearable boots

Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments. My response ⬇️

you can thank that one member of the dandy warhols- who became a real estate agent and bought up and resold a bunch of very valuable real-estate in portland- for why the place is the way it is. the dandy wwarhols are all to blame. the brian jonestown massacre was right

if these dickheads insist on mailing me a zillion full-color glossy advertisements for fast food and home remodeling services every day of my life could they at least make them legal size and not oversized so i can more easily fit them in my shredder to feed to my pet worms

i'm obviously going to have to get my sons propellor beanie hats sooner or later so i might as well get it over with

Oates: [extinguishes candles with a sword flick] Oates: so curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates Musk: datsa not true! Musk: i sleepa in a racecar, do you?

my smaller son can say "rat king"

lol she got his ass and he knows it

i love this boy and he is my son now

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

hey what do you know, they were completely right to be scared of this scenario! i cannot even imagine how much stress this precarity is subjecting families to, it's inhumane. single moms waking up realizing they might be 2k in debt to the feds now bsky.app/profile/tony...

my little boys had dinner on their hands when they went to brush their teeth and got big smeary turmeric stains on the white sides of the console sink 😭😭😭

a Corn Maze requires so much post-war American stuff to exist beforehand to be scary like ooo I'm afraid of a farmer being paid to grow ethanol

only fitting as corn mazes are made up anyway. they're from 1993. you can tell they're not a weird old pagan thing because there's no lore to them. what are we meant to do in there? are we being pursued? is there a prize? no one knows because there's no there there

i love that that moved shit around on instagram and i can't find the button for "post this picture i took to my instagram" anyway

yum (hid this behind graphic media label in case you have trypophobia)

my valve!!

my smaller baby got mad at me for telling him to stop throwing rice everywhere and said "PUPPET mama!" i said did you just call me a puppet? yup. is that an insult? yup.

i cannot stop reading the joke zohran posters in the teenage mutant ninja turtles cadence in my head even when they don't scan at all help

iggy has a toolbox but he can't say toolbox and calls it "my Tupac"

i made one

brian says this is "one of the finest curries [i've] ever made" and that, not to toot my own horn, is saying something

idk who i thought i was fooling buying one new pair of leggings. i'm just wearing them until i have to wash them then not wearing trousers until they come out of the dryer and i put them right back on

corollary, when someone working in a waffle house is kind to you, you know that's a genuine human interaction. i was crying slightly in a waffle house once and the lady made a whipped cream smiley face on my waffle and i will never forget her as long as i shall live

astounding that through legal jiu-jitsu the trump admin has managed to fall ass-backwards into an unimaginable scenario where only people they hate and who hate them got food stamps

oops somehow my sons halloween lift-the-flap "paw patrol" book they got trick-or-treating somehow fell into the recycling bin

i kinda like how apathetic everyone who works at target usually acts. they dignify that place the proper amount

this is SO FUNNY omg

There’s still no evidence that Trump knows what a dog is or does

huh weird. idk when it happened but the scar from my c-section is just... like... gone? i guess it wasn't a scar after all

Severance (of car parking in Paris)

going to try growing pansies from seed this year instead of buying starts, that's one of the last few things i buy starts of because every spring i'm like I CANT STAND WAITING I NEED PLANTS i don't even fucking like pansies

it's a great day, just like every day, to check that all your smoke alarms work

remember grimes lol

hey why won't my sons sit still and watch cartoons and are instead demanding books be read with them. is something wrong with them

a perpetual motion machine but it's just my sons eating a limitless mountain of blueberry ricotta pancakes

it's good for young children to be exposed to as many weird smells as possible. helps them develop their brain i wager

I’m sorry but no one is doing it like her

once again the only people who signed up to bring a dish to thanksgiving are the cousins including myself with multiple young children and zero free time. god forbid the single people or retirees hop in here

still no updates here

my small sons get a lot of correspondence because their mother makes them "write" to their elderly relatives who write back and i'm thinking maybe they need a little play mailbox on their bedroom door i can put it into?

A long and comprehensive opinion, but this jumped out at me: The judge accused the Federal Protective Service—which was called in to suppress the protests—of lying under oath to slander the regular Portland police.😬 DOJ recently admitted that other FPS claims in this case were objectively false.

A federal judge Friday issued a permanent injunction barring President Donald Trump from deploying National Guard troops from any state to Oregon, finding the president exceeded his authority. www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

"At least as it relates to the protesters at the Portland ICE facility, Antifa is an “ideology” and is “shorthand for ‘anti-fascists.’”

SOMEONE TELL ME IF THIS MEANS YES OR NO AAAAA lol

trying to teach the lads the first poem i ever had memorized because my mom taught it to me bat, bat, come under my hat i'll feed you a slice of bacon and when i bake, i'll make you a cake if i am not mistaken

so is the judge planning on ruling on the national guard in portland sometime in the next uhhhhh 18 minutes