Three Little Wolves and the Big Bad Pig fell behind the couch and i'm seriously considering if it's worth the $2.99 or whatever a used scholastic book fair copy would be on thriftbooks to not have to move the couch

having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood

woman goes to doctor. says she's depressed. says life seems harsh and cruel. says she feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. doc says, "treatment is simple. go check out pony pony huckabuck on bluesky. her kids are so cute”. woman bursts into tears

don't wanna count my chickens before they're hatched but the freezer that was at 30 degrees is now at 18 degrees which is a much more freezer-y temperature

farm and home management educators? like ... like home-ec teachers, 4H leaders and extension service agents? i should think not

the master's tools rule. you should steal them. if you don't, you had better hope whoever does likes you and your cause

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

does anybody have any ideas for how i can cheer myself up? i'm not asking for compliments or animal pictures to cheer me up, i'm asking for ideas i might not have thought of to stop being in a stinky fuckin mood. beyond drink water and sleep. and don't say sunny vacation i can't afford it

hard to overstate how much 99 ranch mini-so and teso life opening within walking distance of my house has improved my life

there's always groups of teenagers on the playground cussing a whole bunch, just shit and damn and fuck and piss and ass and sometimes even the n-word, and today they were all there cussing their heads off and then one of them tried to get the other in trouble with me for cussing?

deny every single person working for DHS the sacrament if they are Catholic and excommunicate Vance.

Thank you to Prosper, the White Lotus Foundation, and IRCO for organizing the event. The Night Market was a great example of how we can activate vacant lots and create spaces for East Portland to come together – something we need to see happening more in the Gateway District and other parts of D1.

feat: my giant son

my mom dug out her old button machine to make the lads some buttons for valentine's day and she did this one as a test run to make sure it still worked and she was not paying attention to the lettering and LMAO

Agreed. I am 100% shocked every time that they are allowed to do what they do. They took up the entire parking lot of Fabric Depot but it’s still not enough?? It’s total bullshit and so fucking dangerous

122nd should have a MAX line 🗣️

aside from the land use issues i think we should kick all the car lots off 122nd because of their habit of shitting up traffic for actual humans every fucking morning shuffling cars between lots and parking giant vehicle transportation rigs right in the fucking lane

i read a story somewhere that i'm probably misremembering about the band os mutantes having to record some music on improvised equipment while they were in hiding for political reasons and using a can of bug spray pssssh next to a microphone as the snare drum

Someone should certainly sue over that tbqh

a banger that's not in english, you say? music.youtube.com/watch?v=f_iC...

This is easily the hardest thing I've ever had to write.

with these two hands i shall strangle google photos' prints creation wizard

All chocolate is Dubai chocolate to me cause I do buy it

my larger son grows emotionally attached to his bandaids and will not consent to be parted with them unless we put them into the illustrated panel pages of this really old copy of robin hood specifically so that robin hood will know that he's all better

lads far and away the worst offenders wrt carjacking the other kids' cozy coupes at playgroup but also far and away the least screaming and crying and general obstinance. you win some you lose some

salt bagels are just too salty. sorry

did you know that going to the indoor playground co-op full of toys from 1977 and talking to the other moms with names like edith about how to make vegan gluten free goldfish crackers and then playing pac-man at the food carts while you wait for your lunch is way more fun than staying home lol

my smaller son has got "what's wrong with you" conflated with "what's up with you" so he's walking around the indoor play co-op asking the other kids whats wrong with them lmao

every single "principled libertarian" put on the red hat in 2016 and i don't think we should let them take it off and pretend like they're real intellectuals again now that he's unpopular

i put on youtube videos a lot that are like 10 hours chill 1950s music heard in another room while rain falls outside a cartoon 1950s kitchen and i'm pretty sure this channel is using AI art now because the cabinet beneath this apron sink has an oven door handle

Hey guess what? @ryanjhaas.bsky.social and I are creating our own news outlet to cover the PNW, launching soon. Please consider subscribing.

Brown gay guys fucking at the halftime show, woke 2 atomic fireball

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

Just spitballing here, but maybe we should celebrate all this beautiful stuff and have a better country?

WOKE 2 IS HERE

omg i forgot montage still existed as a food cart! i was just thinking how sad it was the lads missed the restaurant existing and they'd never get to eat spold mac but i can go get spold mac any damn time i want! we can go tomorrow!

Songs don't say stuff like "Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do" anymore. No one's in the mood for that shit

need to replace the freezer and goddamn why are used freezers so expensive right now? they're fucking like $300 on craigslist for just like a normal white kenmore upright garage freezer. i swear we got this one for like $60

in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around

do you like american music?

better red than dead

now watching: A Complete Unknown

@spindlypete.bsky.social seems apposite

have i showed you my sign

very funny saga on local reddit of a tiny dog somebody found in the marsh that looks like a teddy bear but won't stop trying to fuck everything. please if you're missing an extraordinarily horny dog contact the foster he's ruining their lives

gender queer dragons, what have i been telling you

somebody posted in the mom group that she has newfound admiration for us c-section moms who had to deal with incision care post-partum because she just recently had a tummy tuck so now she knows what we've been through. i am a patient person. i am very patient

my smaller son apparently is named Gus now. sorry for the error

i want everyone to know that @candaceavalos.bsky.social 's hair is so much more sparkly and amazing in person than in pictures, like a mermaid

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