QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

from: Jeffery Epstein <[email protected]> to: Donald Trump <[email protected]> bcc: Ghislaine Maxwell <[email protected]>, [email protected]> subj: RE:re:my sex crimes this 1's easy....... won t be able to find a single "child" i "molested".... if their all adults now

Playing Civilization and you discover pornography on the tech tree. Leonard Nimoy quotes Homer Simpson flatly. It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

me if i was a normal human in the warhammer 40k setting: (in a meeting with a space marine chapter) (thinking) wow his shoulders are huge... i wonder if they have normal dicks or not chapter librarian: (sensing my thoughts through the Warp and getting scared) sir we have to kill that one.

every day i go to the merovingian's restaurant and they always ask me what i want like it isn't obvious i want the fucking cake that makes me cum again

it is a victory of Hitlerite thought that people are attempting to use Hitler’s own logic to explain the man himself, looking at his genes rather than from the socio-political factors that allowed him to rise

last night I cleared my second Fallen London ambition story, Light Fingers! really REALLY good. yes I redacted this much because I'd rather die than give away what this one is actually about. everyone play Fallen London imho

Larry Summers was just tweeting the other day about the "moral bankruptcy" of students who endorsed BDS against a genocidal Israeli state. What a guy.

well we can’t press the PR advantage that the president is obviously a pedophile because one of our presidents was also obviously a pedophile with the same guy. not to mention his close ties to our friends committing another holocaust

The Epstein stuff is always so amazing to me because it's like "yes he was a sex criminal but if you can get past that, he was also an avowed eugenicist"

it's crucial when recommending any history podcast to specify right up front whether the audio is ever going to get better

looking at this and thinking some more about that slip the other week where iirc mike johnson said something like "actually trump worked with the FBI to put epstein away" and then walked it back after remembering what it implied

Gnostics:

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Greetings, Child Killer. I assume you have come here because of my son.

I met a traveler from an antique land, Who said—"Hey man,

Please stop posting the ai beer jacket. you successfully blocked one propaganda mixup only to be hit by an instant overhead after.

the popularity of tim rogers and northernlion show that the people yearn for a Severian the Torturer

IN DMS TO MY LORD: fret not over the lord marshal's louis vuitton receipt my liege. Your loubs' authenticity is beyond reproach... you might ask your vassals to answer for their seditious words IN THE SCHEMING EUNUCH GC: Imperial Fit Check 👀🤣 Son Of Heaven But Lookin Like Daddy Work At Foot Locker

funny as hell to act like the franchise with a woman named Pussy Galore, the franchise with a guy getting race change surgery to operate a sun laser, is too serious and cerebral and respects fans too much to pull an It Was All A Dream

my loudest "probably nothing!" ever

More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,

oh hey yeah if you follow me and you voted in Seattle then you should absolutely go here and double check your ballot info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...

SEATTLE!!! We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!

sounds insanely legit let me just get you the digits off the back of my debit card and my grandmother's maiden name right away sir

idk if that's true. I bet there are a few good video games without straight lines

when Lucy inevitably yanks the football away, Charlie Brown will look like a strategic genius as he flies through the air and lands hard in the dirt

how's that center holding up? gyre looking pretty tight still?

schumer asked fetterman to cave and he thought schumer was telling him to go home. just a little morning humor for you ha ha. anyways fuck chuck schumer

anti-communism is a stateless, classless society where no one ships problematic characters

hey man

Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

i'm only doing this once

truly elite hating

discord chat put on an episode of jimmy fallon's On Brand while I was killing a guilty gear strive player who literally did not burst at any point and I'm genuinely not sure which monitor was more disorienting

took a long break from Tekken 8 but since my return I am 5 sessions, 4 rank ups. I am officially feeling Frosty Faustings 1-2 Ready

reading theory

its right behind you dumbass

Fallen London dispatch: a mirror ate some of my ability to compartmentalize (like actually, for real) and my late game character immediately went wait hang on am I fucked up and evil? are terrible things happening around me all the time??

Eurosmug reactions conveniently ignoring that Mamdani's position on immigration would instantly slay 9/10 European politicians www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

there are two wolves inside you. they are unaware of you, in any sense that you would recognize; to them you are the sunrise in the mist in the morning, and the cool moss on the warm earth in the night. the story of your life is the story of these wolves, and how they have run and hunted inside you.

Moody? Not really. I'm always this way.

For @inthesetimes.com I argued that "New Yorkers will only win the campaign promises Mamdani ran on  if they keep the movement that elected him alive." I am so happy to see the 104,000 volunteers are not going home.... inthesetimes.com/article/zohr...