no totally, I WANT to support your relationship. you've seemed a lot happier ever since you started seeing the clingy duke, and I want you to be happy! it's just... I don't want you to get hurt either, right? look, you know how I woke up in another world last week? I saw him with someone else there

blazed a trail then fenced it off. signs all 'keep out' 'private trail' etc

"too big to fail" is a conspiracy by big big to sell more fail

I suspect most anti-gun people formed their impressions of guns in the 1800s. You owe it to yourself to check them out again – they’re a lot more powerful now

hydrated obama let me pee clear

i love to see how happy and satisfied you are with your nice big cock! keep enjoying the pleasure it gives you ❤️

Kind of impressed by the James Bond 007 Gameboy game’s ability to go from atonal midi facsimile of the iconic film music to insanely racist that fast

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another quiet night in gotham. they fixed the bank. theres no way its going to happen again

i like that filler as a concept only really exists in a low double digit number of shows in human history and yet has become a defining way to talk about media for an entire getting just because they watched naruto at the right time

the star wars short where Yaddle finally has any speaking lines and it turns out she talks completely normal remains one of the funniest things of all time

YODA: [being born in 896 BBY] find out what that's counting down to, I hope I don't

video games are about taking turns and selecting options from a menu

reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world

my dick wide like a ps3

being outside in the bitter cold and barely holding a can of vending machine boss coffee that's still way way too hot to drink was such a huge invention for the temperature fandom

We NEED to talk about how some in the horse community will straight not drink the water you lead them to ????? EDIT: I said some. SOME. If this doesn’t apply to you well I would lead you to the answer but something tells me wouldn’t accept that either 🙄

[talking to Sabrina Carpenter in the buffet line at the Swift-Kelce wedding] yeah like ideally you’d start with Trails in the Sky but i started with the Crossbell games and that was fine too. it’s really up to you

we are so far past the "ah, the folly of our elders, still getting in the car to buy something you can get on computer" years and into "what the fuck are they even selling him there" territory

nothing to worry about. the business model will just be reborn in a world where only isekai publishing can defeat the demon lord

Grogu found some raisins in my backpack and ate them and had a seizure and died

Jagi in Fist of the North Star Fighting Game 北斗の拳格ゲーに出てるジャギ

i just saw an ad for the new star wars movie. while there's no luke skywalker or dark vader to be seen, there's a whole new cast of characters who are sure to become fan favorites. a little alien and his robot friend zipping around the galaxy? as bart simpson would say: "shut up and take my money!"

Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful

[reading Haikyu!!] this, too, is fighting games [talking about fighting games] this, too, is Haikyu!!

Elphelt Outfits

my friend and coworker baraka was abducted by ice. it would mean a lot if you could share this around and donate if you're able. thank you. gofund.me/e207a23a8

she's giving me that facehugger its about to make my john hurt

woahhhh gimme the meat, boys and breed my hole I want a big knot from your cock and balls I'm mister gay

In this devious take on the superhero genre, we wanted to ask: what if a sort of Omni-Man or Homelander type character used their powers for good and to protect the innocent?

yeah i always sit with my back to the door in any public place. if a guy comes in and wants to kill me i don’t want to be scared first

thought about Haikyu!! again

BEN: Then the Emperor has already won. You were our only hope. LUKE: Yoda spoke of another. BEN: Oh yeah he must’ve meant Ahsoka Tano, a fully trained warrior badass who’s alive just offscreen. She’s got two lightsabers LUKE: That’s badass. BEN: You only have one and you lost it

My memory of what it was like to browse the Xbox Live Indie Games store page in 2010

ME ON NEXTDOOR: Has anyone seen my Arkenstone? EMELORN THE DUNEDAIN: Loud was the clamor that marred this golden noon! The sons of the twenty-sixth house have been dirt-biking again. It is a matter I once thought resolved. BIRCHBENT: say w. Entwife. By traansfer Station.? If you yes

(watching gay porn with my friend and the dude starts to suck the other dudes dick) (pressing pause) Ummm pause? Lmfao. (pressing play

NUMBER SIX: Do you see that man over there, Gaius? ...He -knows- that you're high.

the wording of this is taking me out. CONFIRMED: a guy heard about something

The report shows a monumentally expensive and manpower-heavy operation to jail and otherwise persecute homeless people purely at the whim of rich assholes, who had their own private line to senior cops if they didn't get sufficient brutality from whoever was on the beat that day. Extremely good.

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Absolute Martian Manhunter was crazy good this week

a japanese yankee in king arthur’s pussy