(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

credits on Angeline Era. oh man. that might be my GOTY. I guess I got about 3 hours to decide on that

One corndog makes you larger And one corndog makes you small ♠️♦️♣️♥️🐇🍄🐛

it's true that everyone, especially gamers, could stand to read more books. but it's also true that a sentence about the human condition that would only be okay if it appeared in a book will hit your brain like hard drugs if it comes after 30 minutes of beating your head against a platforming puzzle

angeline era studies

I used to wonder why the red army didn't spare nicholas's kids

mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked rip homniegh see u on the other side

this mf named (tentatively) Gordley Pleaful

i swear this is real i was once called “the hitler of being beautiful”

can you imagine how annoying the megachurch sermons are when the preacher can't say "evil" or "sinful" just saying "dark-sided" and "of the dark side" over and over

I went looking for my answer to that "what's the maddest someone got at you on here this year" post and didn't find anything. everyone was nice to me. but I did find that force megachurch post again

if they let me make a star wars thing it's gonna be 200 years into the future about a holonet artist-influencer making a huge mural in the gym at the Force megachurch depicting a 6'3" totally shredded Luke Skywalker simultaneously blasting Palpatine with good guy force lightning and decapitating him

One of the best to ever do it

You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.

VIDEO GAME AND/OR ANIME WRITER: hey man have you ever read Neuromancer? no? oh no that's fine actually you'll REALLY be impressed with my villain then

MY GOAT will never be WASHED!!!

after this, there is no turning back. you take the blue pill—your cold/flu symptoms subside and you will fall asleep. you take the red pill—your cold/flu symptoms subside, but you will stay awake. remember: all im offering is the truth.

the focus, m meme leading to various video game fandoms all in fighting going no it didn't mean the game i liked. it meant the game you liked obviously you idiot is really really funny. like when shonen manga fans all argue over which other fandom is sexist

I am constantly saying this

Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"

Sol Cesto is the most "would you rather have $1 or $2" game ever. it's awesome

guy in hulk hogan gear concerned about being seen as racist

Berserk strip that's been rattling around in my head for a while

"rick ross the most respectable guy on Monster in 2025" coulda got you crazy odds on kalshi if they had it at the time

welcome, new users, we do things pretty differently here on bluesky! for example, for some reason we've all decided the one thing new users want to do most is read thousands of amateur tutorials about how to tell the pre-existing inside jokes. try writing one of these yourself to fit in!

everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets

Last Christmas, you played with my balls But the very next day, you said you weren't gay This year, to save me from tears I'm teabagging someone special 🎶

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

Merry Christmas to everyone except Xbox

*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great *in reindeer chat* BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess DonnerTime: buncha dolphies? VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh

All children are born knowing how to do this. It is culture that deprives them of this knowledge.

Absolute Martian Manhunter was crazy good this week

(blows past you in a two-horse covered sleigh; just absolutely smokes yer ass)

pior que

It's an advent calendar because adventually you eat all the chocolates

fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

they finally put me under a microscope

Yeah, this is the thing about it, isn't it. If you had some kind of advantage over the competition – why are you so invested in making sure everyone else has it?

gregg’s shuckle

how it feels to get a bunch of fire reacts in the group chat

:)

Six Ages for 10 dollars is a completely non-optional deal imo. if you don't know, it is your duty to find out