i wanted a wicked movie so bad when i was a kid that i used to make fake posters in microsoft paint and print them out (using probably all of the printer ink) to hang them in my locker i found this when i was packing up my childhood bedroom a few years ago lmao

Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:

Hi Ian this is James calling from the DSCC don't care. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

gonna start calling myself a tastemaker jsyk

It’s so funny that she hits him right where it hurts and then spends the rest of the day beefing with filmtwt. One of our finest posters, she’s my Azealia Banks.

"death by lightning" on netflix is a fun little historical drama about the assassination of james garfield by charles guiteau. matthew macfadyen (aka tom wambsgans) is delightful as guiteau. i love when he can just freak out and they really give him room for that

getting shadows tattooed under my butt cheeks to give them dimension

It’s illegal to look like this brw

this lady is always telling me not to hike the appalachian trail but here she is doing the blair witch project or whatever

With confidence, medication, somatic therapy and some light EMDR, anything is possible!!!

The people at my show told me I have “great stage presence” so unfortunately I’m about to get a lot Worse

im having a blast

It’s illegal to look like this brw

An all-fujoshi production of the musical “Falsettos”

me in any situation

I’m the greatest film critic of all time

Glad she told me

The frankenstein movie is half good and half bad but the halves are all mixed up

Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk

I’m performing in a Disney channel themed cabaret tonight which is the kind of stuff that happens 2 you when u decide nothing is embarrassing anymore

Not my fault that I look like a cherub sent to earth to teach humans about art

am I mean

Not my fault that I look like a cherub sent to earth to teach humans about art

Hunter's siren

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

wow ok i guess she doesn't wanna submit

the project to make the word "feminism" essentially meaningless has been so sad to see

Heck it. First page of the minicomic I’m working on

my comic i drew for myself

She looks so much like him it’s crazy The first time I saw Francesca, I was like “wow, Marty must have a very young wife” but ACTUALLY she was 52 YEARS OLD when they had her

my brand is strong bc why are all the comments like "can't wait for this to hurt me"

everybody likes me I’m delightful

this is my favorite movie www.youtube.com/watch?v=otG7...

my brand is strong bc why are all the comments like "can't wait for this to hurt me"

NULLIFICATION!

one of the signs that i've become mentally healthy is that i now type "hehe" completely unironically on a regular basis

Heck it. First page of the minicomic I’m working on

learning basic lettering rules like "I" vs "i" really unlocked comics as a medium for me. and like all artistic rules, once you learn them you can find interesting ways to break them

Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani has released a resume portal via his transition site, offering jobs for people of all skill levels “to help build an administration of public servants that will drive down costs and keep all New Yorkers safe.” www.transition2025.com/apply

rolling my eyes around so that my eyeballs can "get some air"

as someone who loves reading articles, "mark zuckerberg ran an illegal school with a ridiculous name out of his sprawling palo alto compound" is music to my ears

Sneaky peeky of the mini I’m working on

Another sneak peek of my upcoming minicomic, which I’m currently calling “the bladelands”

went mildly insane last night & drew this background for the comic

Comic but no people showed up

Got kidnapped by a folk horror style cult again 😔

therapy has made me way too earnest because the other day i was helping a girl untangle her hair from a scrunchie and i said "this is so special. thank you for trusting me with this."

fiction writers disgust me. they just make things up??? that's cheating

me, pulling the pin of a grenade and throwing it into a crowded room: "the actual leftist sitcom is community"