Jimothy flash?

I’m blocking people just for being annoying at this point

there's not actually a rule that people with a large following cannot direct that following your way if you're a huge asshole to them so if you don't want to get dogpiled, you are relying on the good will of the person you were just a huge asshole to a lot of folks don't think this through

Coworker I’ve never spoken to before sent me a message that started with “heyy queen”

ladies, don't you hate it when you're out with your beau and you find out he's wooing you all because of a bet? a bet placed with a third character who you're not even 100% sure you've met? i always tell him to get lost but he always says that now he's in love with me for real. ugh!

this lotus is delicious, dude. you have got to introduce me to your lotus guy

you just created a million messis bathing babies

Critical lesson for all athletes - never bathe a baby or he will defeat you 19 years later

i am begging venues & bands to rediscover clipart

fairies✨

Do it for them.

Scylla is such a girlboss

Imagining a world where sky and Ari stay the same age and no one goes to the bladelands and they destroy each other in some other way Maybe they get a studio apartment together - classic mistake

imagining a cishet wife guy artist who draws his marriage like this

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT (2026- )

If I were Odysseus that all would have gone down different. I would have handled it

it's weird that her name was helen of troy considering what would happen 2 her

menelaus standing outside the walls of troy holding up a boombox playing "in your eyes"

tom holland was born in queens four days ago

hot take: i liked the language in THE ODYSSEY movie i thought it was cool i did think it was funny that robert pattinson was still doing an accent but that IS one of his main joys in life

The x-men are a super hero comic about a group of people who gain powers from the letter “x”

Me: haha yippee I love being in a show Me after being in a show:

Put elliot page in more movies I assume he’s not doing that dumb Netflix show anymore he’s free he’s free

Penelope toiling away in her craft room with those magnifying spectacles that embroiderers use

I hate when u get home at the end of a long trip & have to slay all of your wife’s annoying suitors b4 you can even go admire her weaving

look i think we all long to come home and slay the suitors. who DOESN'T long to come home and slay the suitors?

THE ODYSSEY good movie, I’d give it a 4/5 dragged in some parts and felt too rushed in others but overall a very good time at da movies Anne Hathaway is so hot

milhouse van houten

I miss lettuce so much

i think she wants to hold hands

Biblical storm happening on Long Island rn. Only feels appropriate after the week we’ve had

ENOUGH!!! RALLY ROUND THE BELL!! SCHOOL WALKIOUT MONDAY AT 12 TELL EVERYONE

Shakespeare in Love on DVD, which is so tame that it’s cute

We are all coming together as a community to defend the bell

The line that’s been working for me is that AI is “more labor intensive for a worse product”

The printing press spreads information and AI annihilates it

milhouse van houten

Me watching HER in 2014: wow, writing custom cards for strangers, what a dystopian existence Me in 2026: damn i wish I had the same job as that guy from HER

My spermy digital friends ⭐️

it was love. #devilsminion #iwtv

Cats hearing the name of the movie

okay gang. I know a lot of you have concerns. I’ve heard whispers of a trap, even an ambush. and I get it. these are difficult times. even *I’m* nervous. but guys. if we put all that worry aside, and we take this chance, and it pays off… we get a free wooden horse.

Is it bad that when they’re like “the air outside is as bad as smoking 7 cigarettes” I’m like… well I could probably handle that