“OK, it's just after 10:00 p.m. This is the *adult* Harrenhall tour, which means you can drink if you want and we can say whatever the *hell* we want.”

Alys Rivers living the dream — free real estate, summon bats at will, get to psychologically torture weird little blond guys

(England fan pointing out where the ball went) OYARZABAL

my main take about "jimothy" the raccoon is that it's too kiki a name for such a bouba animal. he should be Momble or something. other than that i wish him well

getting reports from the ground that Jimothy has restarted CHAZ and is ruling it with an iron fist. all the white people there have already been executed.

Watching a Worf TNG ep (Birthright part 2) wonder what Klingons would have thought about Seneca’s story of the slave gladiator who committed suicide w the shit sponge

Dang they really got a category for everything

[Cop, shining a light in my eyes, and then the passenger seat] you been reading any tomes tonight? [Me] no officer. [Cop] I pop the trunk I'm not going to find any scrolls? [Me] listen this is actually my buddy's car

great news: birds are probably having fun up there

Gary K. Wolf is going to put your ass in the Dip if you don't act right

Alíen Romulus is like: how do we make the best cake? Smash together like 5 cakes that people liked right?

Reading the Red Sacrament by @boneysoups.bsky.social out now

O- Offer fealty to Rhaenyra R- Replace Daeron M- March on Tumbleton U- Undress to establish dominance N- Negate smells D- Destroy table when nephew abandons you

the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. A nationally broadcast game. These are the things that piss baseball fans off the most

In my experience, youtube is where the ads for normal stuff like groceries and detergent went, broadcast ads are for prescription drugs, and Tubi ads are the ads they play in Robocop.

my HBO GoT prequel pitch: “VALYRIA”. All we do is take HBO’s ROME, add some ADR to replace names, and go Star Wars special edition -style nuts shoving CGI dragons onscreen whenever possible

sigh

Next Breyerfest is Italy themed 🐴👌

Jemaine Clement really went and rhymed “for this” with “flautist”

Air to Ground Message: ITS NOT BAD BUT TRY TRUFF HOT SAUCE IM ADDICTED TO IT ITS ON AMAZON Area: Blaine, MN, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ700 A: #aa6afcdbffe F: #f0bba97e99c

Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.

I'm spiritually a soccer player (huge deal if I accomplish two goals in a single afternoon)

Let’s go Argentina or Switzerland

a chav nicked me ‘amstring

I’ve known about Erling Haaland for about 3 days and I now think he should be allowed to pillage at least one English village of his choosing

Mayo, ketchup, end of list

Ok, I’ll give men some props: they’re truly being innovative in the body dysmorphia space

RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...

I started practicing piano whenever I got annoyed by stuff after work and damn the improvement

Lestat really pulled the ol’ “oh NO, there’s just one coffin… guess we’ll have to sleep together :3 “ move 5 seconds after turning Louis

Haters always got shit to say about a hadal depth king but I promise you this jellyfish doesnt think about you at all

I really need a union storyline on the Pitt s3

delightful author event at Brookline Booksmith for @boneysoups.bsky.social's The Red Sacrament with @scumbelievable.bsky.social! everyone had really thoughtful questions, which was a bit of a bummer; was kind of hoping for a "this is more of a comment than a question.. i am a vampire"

I played ukulele for babies today :3

Being a union steward is important but also makes me feel like I’m constantly taking low level psychic damage

I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock

mitch mcconnell is 3 for 4 with two doubles and a single and 4 RBIs in this mets/royals game

And then the rest of the game happened 😭

I know we’ve already gotten enough dune adaptations for one lifetime but I believe I could knock out a really good illustrated edition

BOOK OUT

trump has the reverse king’s touch. everything he touches turns to shit. he gave the whole team scrofula.

I thought at least by not funding schools or the arts we were at least supposed to dominate in sports!

if i were participating in a world soccer tournament i would simply not have accepted a tainted gift from the trickster king of the fae realm

Let’s just say if a certain soccer team needs help today they’re READY 🇺🇸⚽️