You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."

What do we think is going on in here

Brooklyn yellow pages went so hard

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“El Brujo“ – Ricardo Martínez de Hoyos

It's not hyperbole in the least to say Musk purchased a six-month shadow presidency for $280 million and used the power of that shadow presidency to 1. Steal the government’s data, 2. Permanently damage the state’s ability to regulate his businesses, and 3, kill non-white people.

The New Main Street Singers have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration

Its almost Junicorn! This will be my fourth year doing a daily unicorn in June. Enjoy some of my past favs.

Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird

this fucking sucks ( from the creator of the cupcake character, lorynbrantz instagram - www.instagram.com/p/DY2v_qXIoQt )

Fest attendees were my favorite customers to serve as a barista, but most of the music is not for me

Broke open a new game today and @timtakestime.bsky.social got my ass with the damn Jack Russell-Lakeland terriermaxxing combo

Very cool little site: the Rothko for your local time and weather: rothko.joonas.wtf

Monday ducky Monday

omens, portents, things of that nature,

I have been thinking about this headline at least once per week for the last three years

the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

Bird parenting take: just throw up into their mouths to stop them yapping

The Catholic Church does 1-day marriage prep classes?

sometimes the past speaks to us in ways we never imagined

Recital tomorrow :)

when you burn through a half-trillion dollars and have nothing to show for it

Thank u to Mike Bones of Simpsons Bortposting

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

younger trader joes cashier: have you tried these scallion pancakes yet me: (with the terrified sternness of a third grader with one line in the play) It’s Giving Dinner

Me: so what are you, like, into? Shelob: [hissing, knocking over table setting, baring fangs] Me: that’s so cool, I’ve never tried hobbit. You’re such a gourmet [to server] yeah two more glasses would be fantastic

Ok one more

Today's Daily Cartoon for @newyorker.com by Kevin Maher and me.

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I work with some jokers

BIRD WATCHER *SUCKED ME OFF*???

this is the most millennial dad joke ever conceived

Barred owl in the hyperbaric chamber

how is AOC the only Democrat doing righteous and non-insane demagoguery on an issue that polls like 80-20

Wonderful day off today: swimming at the springs, Tex-Mex, currently seated for a lecture on wildlife rehabilitation. Planning on capping it off with THE MASK OF ZORRO tonight

"Sure thing, the first trick I learned was how to sit sir, I'm a good girl tell me where to sit on the rocket"

let’s GOOOOO!!!!!!!

Ok she’s clearly not sick anymore

This summer many, many libraries are going with a dinosaur theme for programming!! It’s going to be so fucking cool!!!

They should make a priority list for people who WANT to be on juries

I found a group of local artists who are also entering the federal duck stamp contest! First bimonthly duck club was very fun :3 still very much in early study phase of my blue-winged teal entry. Next week: composition planning!

The NYT removed the "um"s in Trump's answer on Taiwan, but put "um"s in AOC's answer on Taiwan to make her look dumb Trump said "Um, I would say 'like' is maybe too strong a word...um, no, I'm holding that in abeyance and it depends on China, depends, it's a, it's a.." L: Trump R: AOC Video below

Birth rate discourse is like “It turns out if you give women more choices, they’re less likely to make ones that make their lives harder.” Which is really helpful in figuring out how we can improve society somewhat. But instead people are like wow giving women more choices was a mistake

[frantically dialing the Dad Joke Hall of Fame]