pov: u are a n00b perfume enjoyer logging onto fragrantica

CHAD SOPHIST Polus has FALLEN in the rankings after being THOUGHT MOGGED by THINKMAXXER Socrates, who argues it is better to suffer an injustice than to commit one, causing Polus to CRASH OUT in front of the Athenian orators

we saw you from across the bar and we dig your vibe

Doing my stupid fuckass artist way morning pages and it’s actually helpful

Need to get back to this (inking w brush)

Happy Twin Peaks day to all who celebrate

Ok depression time over, I want to be pregnant again

I do think it’s funny, the idea that sending your psychopathic princeling to Whore Island is what he needs to get his head right. They should have made Aerion serve at the Wall for a year, call it Scared Chivalrous

@timtakestime.bsky.social : [to the tune of “Sixteen Tons”] dick-suckin’ factory just laid me off

Laughed at the last Maekar scene, teared up at the last scene w the horseback riders, beamed at the end credit needle drop. Dunk and egg one million years

The Trump administration is warehousing pregnant child rape victims in a Texas facility, away from adequate medical care, in a state with one of the highest maternal mortality rates in the US, so that these child rape victims won’t be able to get abortions. www.throughline.news/p/the-trump-

Feels perverse that I cashapped a zoomer several thousand dollars to buy a car

AKotS(N?)K is really really fun and good. Dunk and Egg a million seasons

2026 basically

She’s unseen Completely Let me under your wing The sun destroys me

Cluckell Roan

The miniaturists are ON IT

If you need to dump a body in the Pine Barrens DO IT NOW and get home as quickly as possible.

Next bok in progress

Guy went from war criminal to awful painter. Running the reverse Hitler

Im having a shit month and am already burned out on school but I’m not going to cheat w chatGPT bc I’m not a little bitch

diegetic autocannibalism. we love to see it, don't we, folks?

Boy it sure as hell is

GCU Maybe It Will Happen Today

😐 neutral + 👿 demon-angry + 🍿 popcorn =

Working on a theory GenX white guys can only age into one of four distinct looks. And for whatever reason, each is represented by our biggest rap-rock icons young Santa (Fred Durst) ren faire comedian (Jonathan Davis) racist chihuahua (Kid Rock) CEO of weed (Zack DeLaRocha)

One bright silver lining is JD Vance Decade of Humiliation

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

Just so I understand this right: The AI companies are buying up all the chips so that they can generate enough AI compute power to stuff it into all of our new phones, computers, and devices, but because they bought so many chips, there will be no more new phones, computers or devices.

Just read a preview of of Dungeon Crawler Carl. Glad the dudes have their own Fourth Wing (bad book starring the girl/boy reading this)

Reading “The Fort Bragg Cartel” and going “Jesus FUCKING Christ” at every other page

Perfect junkyard experience: sold my old car in 15 minutes for a good price, saw a junkyard cat napping, a strapping lady was cutting the seatbelts out of the car as we left

filling out the 382 MARC field in the bib records for some of Mozart's lesser-known works

Color color color

Reporter: Do aliens exist? Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

The anchors in the NBC Olympics studio explaining they have to delay the slalom. Carmen Sandiago stole the freaking mountain. "Very little retail value" and "because she can" are phrases that are repeated. Footage of an athlete standing by a big hole, hands on hips. Frustration written on their face

4 yo, constantly, for the first 25 minutes of Spider-Man (2002):

year of the horse so far

"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter

Happy Lunar New Year 🐎

Miscarriage update time: combatting mental health crisis by meditating on this image

Pulled a wad of pink foam out of my kid’s nostril. She boldly claims someone put it up her nose at daycare, all while sitting next to a pink foam ball with a big chunk torn out of it.

Hungry, hungry guillotine

“the other guys hate technology!!” says the side that wants to make it illegal to use the technology that keeps you from dying of polio

Ok if AI accelerationism destroys phones by using up all the resources that would be kind of funny

Rereading IJ and sensibly chuckling at: “Sarcasm and jokes were often the bottle in which clinical depressives sent out their most plangent screams for someone to care and help them.”