“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”

they’re calling it “the least successful protest of all time”

i hope that someone gets my i hope that someone gets my i hope that someone gets my hotdog in a bottle, yeah hotdog in a bottle, yeah

what…what happens to the losing team these days

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend

would you rather be: A. church protomartyr torn to shreds by pagans in st. alban circa 223AD B. beatified prosletyte drawn and quartered on orders of thomas cromwell, 1535 C. visiting priest beaten to death by chavs over scuffle for ipod touch, 2009 STAYING IN FRANCE NOT AN OPTION

why did Melania say this at her press conference?

hey i’m being real fucking serious right now call your reps. this is insane. he already had thousands of jobs removed from the us fish and wildlife service. dismantling the us forest service will have a devastating impact on habitat protections. im too mad for words.

French speakers: does “pastèquette” work as a diminutive for watermelon? Does it sound weird to your ear?

If I had a spare $3K this week-long horse drawing retreat would be my graduation present to myself 😚

Why I don't trust anyone a little too obsessed about falling fertility rates

wild to see a politician not only value the kind of labour SO many people will just complain about despite its necessity, but also go out and fucking hang with them.

Many The Pitt Fans Are Proving That Yes, It's Possible To Be Bad At Watching A TV Show #Opinion #DramaShows

I mean

There’s a very simple solution to this: Sam Altman goes into the Wicker Man www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Manamanantasy often features tense love triangles

It's a nice papacy you got here, Leo. Be a shame if anyfing happened to it. You hear of Avingnon, Leo. Boniface had some nasty falls, never recovered from that. You should take care, Leo.

Feel like I need to be put in a Device today

who up crawling between dry ribs to keep their metaphysics warm

Today is a good day to remember that Carl Sagan was as outspoken about the dangers of war and nuclear weapons as he was an advocate of space exploration.

Movie ages better every day

Karl Marx getting up and you hear him yelling in German from the next room while his wife goes in to try to calm him down

Somewhere Naomi Klein sighs heavily, resets a “days since last incident” sign back to zero, writes “MOON” on a post it note and underlines it twice

Until we start charging $7.99 a month to look at it, we will never unlock the full potential of The Moon

Tractor Supply has the good hair stuff (Cowboy Magic). Real ones know

What a beautiful moment.

Is the Pitt fandom uniquely insane or have i just not liked anything popular for awhile

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt> Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy” Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

Isaac Chotiner: You say the two cats who live in your house are "Jerks" and you don't care for them Me: Absolutely. They are the burdens of my life Chotiner: It seems you spent an hour searching for special food for them and paid more for it than you do even for your own food. Me: That's--Hold on,

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This got a cheer that might end up being the loudest of the season at Target Field.

“go back to the moon but this time we have really good cameras” was a fantastic idea

if you invented public libraries today, every opinion page in the country would be arguing for means tested subsidized Amazon Prime memberships

[David Attenborough voice] As the wild pancake warms itself in the morning sun, it is completely unaware that a human adolescent will eat it on a dare.

Happy Good Friday

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: Office365 in spaceship nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship

learning that astronauts have to use microsoft outlook in space is unspeakably depressing. we have set microsoft outlook free from the bounds of earth. polluting the stars with that janky piece of shit

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

PITT SEASON FINALE SPOILER: Baby Jane Doe wakes up with complete ancestral awareness, having been exposed to the water of life (Allegheny River)

That’s one hell of a cover…..

If we're talking about Mark Levin's nasally voice, it's time to pull out the clips of his voice played over Master Shake clips.

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