Progresssssss 🐍🐎

Isaac Chotiner has invited me to sample some delicious Amontillado wine and I don’t know guys but I think I’m going to come out of this interview seeming like *quite* the wine expert

Yuji Musashihara

I brought ballet dancers to the library and they danced and read storybooks and I’m very happy about it

the only thing my mom popped when she was pregnant with me was quaaludes and I was in the gifted program. bring back quaaludes!

If Trump's gonna bring back stagflation the least he could do is also bring back quaaludes

Time to make qualuudes again

The problem with those books is that (in addition to being terrible to read) is that they work in the way right wingers think liberal propaganda tries to function, by brute force indoctrination. If you want your kid to be a lib teach them good values and read Click Clack Moo or The Lorax.

Today is Primidi the 1st of Vendémiaire in the year 234. Vendémiaire is the month of vintage. Today we celebrate grapes.#JacobinDay More information on grapes

Oh wow a guy from Minnesota won the federal duck stamp contest again? With a photorealistic painting? You don’t say 🙄

our first time at Gettysburg and we're visiting not the actual museums with certifiable relics, but the diorama museum that depicts all participants as inch-tall cats, made by two sisters

"By any means necessary" - Malcolm X.

@timtakestime.bsky.social is indignantly listing all the broadway musicals he’s seen to prove a point to me and I’ve never felt more like a dbag sitcom husband

SEPHIROTH: Those Who Look With Clouded Eyes See Nothing But Shadows CAJUN CHEF CHARACTER (new to remastered edition): now you dont listen to mister sephiroth, thats just his way. that old sourpuss never stops his grumblin, except of course when he's eatin some of my famous etouffee

quote w the energy you bring to bsky

Tea party ❤️

“The abortion policy, in theory, is supposed to protect life, and in my case it did the opposite,” Nakagawa said. “It almost led to my children not having a mother.”

THEY DEFORMED ME, COOP. REDUCED ME DOWN TO ONLY MY MOST RECOGNIZABLE CHARACTERISTICS. I’M A CUTESY SHELL OF MY FORMER SELF. THE BOYS AT QUANTICO ARE CALLING ME A “CHEE-BEE.” I’M SEVEN CENTIMETERS TALL, COOP. 150 GRAMS OF VINYL PLASTIC.

In honor of farm aid being up the street from my office, I’m bringing the bus driver post back from Gehenna:

Fairy garden

Cool butterfly library finds today :)

We are like 8 months away from these guys blinding themselves at a rave with hospital-grade UV lights as they try to pretend their ship hasn’t sunk to the bottom of the ocean

Make sure to wish a librarian a happy Gerald Ford Trapped in The Penn Library Elevator Day.

This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem

sick of living in the Stupid Bitch Extended Multiverse

All are great but 3rd one is extremely metal ❤️🤘

I can’t fucking believe I lived to see pro- and anti-regime Man Show hosts

Today is La fête du travail the 3rd of Sansculottides in the year 233. Sansculottides is the month of complementary days. Today we celebrate labor.#JacobinDay More information on labor

I really really want another kid, mostly for all the cool reasons (sleeping too good nowadays, need to hedge bets in case first one turns out to be a theater kid —jk jk) but also selfishly because I don’t want my final experience w pregnancy to be sad and awful

What is our 3-4pm snack my droogs

The thing about AI is that it's trying to solve a problem it's created. If we still had decent search, it would just find a high quality source for a recipe and read ingredients and directions to you. We don't have high quality sources anymore, because everyday more of the net is an SEO'd slopfarm.

Just a froggy girl, in a froggy world, making froggy zines.

Once again recommending NOTHING IS TRUE AND EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE: THE SURREAL HEART OF THE NEW RUSSIA, by Peter Pomerantsev, for cliffs notes on our kakistocratic present/future

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

Beavis and Butthead MUST issue a statement affirming their respect for the office of the president IMMEDIATELY

It's real and it's in Chicago

Mysterious Artifact

Jimmy Fallon Executed After Ending Show's 20 Minute Moment of Silence for Charlie Kirk 8 Seconds Early

They’re going to slowly remove everything from WIC benefits until it’s just 30 gallons of 1% milk

Star Trek vs Stargate

This past week

i found a red faux-leather jacket in size 4t for 5 bucks at the thrift store, so i decorated it for my 4-year-old

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Used the Hiccup Cure from @diane.dianeduane.com today. Worked perfectly. Of course it was alkalotic and we had to run all 3 steps! www.dianeduane.com/outofambit/2...

arguably, between the corn, cocoa, tomatoes, beans, vanilla, and chiles, we're all eating Mexican fusion these days.