all else aside "you are The One Robot Who Can Lie" is an inspired way to do steampunk pinocchio

the past is a foreign country only insofar as I think the american military should undertake a war of extermination against it

the next step is for america to join eurovision

making coquilles st jacques for @ferrinus.bsky.social 's birthday dinner

adult swaddling clothes are generations behind where they should be technologically

its the, guys on the taiga, it's a thrill of a night

I want one of those beeple dogs but it has rfk jr's face and poops out excerpts from american canto

not buying a station wagon until they sell one that still makes it impossible to tell whether im about to run over a child

simply having a wonderful christmas time

spotify wrapped season is the one time of year I wish I didn't listen to music in ways no one can algorithmically flatter me

standing perfectly still and pretending the connection cut out is how I get out of sticky situations too

root canal on tuesday :toot:

literally so excited to be at the dentist

stayed up all night etching LIVE LAUGH LOVE on shell casings and I am READY for my custody hearing

remastered all my childhood home videos in 4K and you can see, off to the side, the faceless and ageless being puppeteering all of my words and actions

the sun simply did not rise today

Peak Friend is the point in your life where the rate of friend gain equals the rate your friends die off, after which the latter overtakes the former. to avoid this be friendly forever, or never have been friendly

Architects are cooked. AI is coming for you.

older gamers aren't mad about wokeness in games. we're mad that DND 4th Edition was jettisoned for the mechanically inferior 5th Edition

sleeping in (not letting tochka sob me out of bed until 8:30)

tom, stoppered

tochka is a little cat / tochka is a ba~by

the halls echo with tiny dolorous meows

thanks

one funny thing about the bluesky interface is you can turn off both quote tweets and replies on the timeline but replies to quote tweets show both

when I said "the us military must be humiliated" I meant mainly on the field of battle, this thing where we keep murdering people but while wearing big wet diapers is not doing it for me

it stands for royal hanadian counting police

gonna write a book or something called SANITY IS A GROUP PROJECT

is there a grok for polite roasts

mac and cheese AND mashed potatoes is too much starch. flip a coin and cut one from the roster (stuffing gets immunity because you only eat it at thanksgiving)

it's giving "jeffrey epstein's backup yahoo account"

i do not need to seek out movies to celebrate udo, i just need to watch the kind of movies i like and udo will appear in them. his presence is etched into the world forever

ah shit. rip to an all timer

We Mage: The Awakening now

not on the hook to make a whole thanksgiving dinner this year but that just means if I fuck up the pumpkin pie I have to cast myself into exile

I think more people should paywall their sexual grudges if anything

at the beginning of this year my investments in openai and lawrence summers/david brooks think tank looked a lot smarter

retiring from congress to spend more time with her antisemitism

I can't believe they caught zohran palling around with epstein associates. our faves WERE implicated

What, what happened to the Wagner music??? Trump: it’s Bikini Kill, Kathleen Hanna, voice of an angel. Stephen there is no Nirvana without Kathleen Hanna

all this shows is that mamdani and trump are birds of an illiberal feather if you ask me

Best thing in Vatican vibes since Fatima al-Qadiri tbh bsky.app/profile/vuc....

zohran could make livia soprano act normal

he's right. that IS easier than explaining it

sometimes a book takes so long to ship the person you got it for has died irl

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looking forward to friday when I can change all the gamer leds to only strobe red and green