Barney Frank looked disgusting—nipples protruding—in his coffin. Very very disrespectful.

burrito taxi shoplifting discourse

I'm pro murder. It increases GDP per capita.

working on my tight 5

the regret over not doing covid business loan fraud is bad enough, now I gotta regret not going to jan 6 too??

idk why more of us don’t just say straight out that it’s not worth our time to read something that no one wrote

they call it the whitney biennial because you gotta prove you can hold the Iiiiiiiiiiiii for two years. pic unrelated

How do Americans feel about the war? We asked ten big city homosexuals to share their thoughts.

I’ve made the decision to not vote in the Maine election

they're gonna have to invent hand smootheners asap to keep all these 70something botox zombie celebrities from looking like a lich grasping for their just-out-of-reach phylactery as they crumble to dust

I can accept the Muppets being in commercials because they’re showbiz people. I cannot accept the Sesame Street Muppets being in commercials because they’re educators.

it's time to unify the belts and make james bond and doctor who the same actor

the rap beef stuff is a sideline, drake's goal is to keep morgan wallen from fully replacing him as the guy who makes bloated whiny records for unlovable dullards

if they end elections and throw all the newspapers in jail the worst thing is we would still have political horserace reporting somehow

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as an additional, cheeky polemic, i would like to add how very unamerican facebook is as a concept. that country was built around the fact that you could burn your life down and move 50 miles west, just tell ppl your name was whatever; that was your name now

training a local model to generate the most tedious whining imaginable and automating all my posts away

I can't believe it's friday already

🎶siiiimply Haviiing A wonderful Christmas time 🎶

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I've also lost confidence in keir starmer's premiership, if anyone cares

Blue Prince (2025)

opening the app to 30+ notifications after not posting anything for several hours is a real jump scare

me you

if I had a second home manhattan condo I would be soooo tactful about it

I still have full faith and confidence in sir keir starmer's vision for britain, as seen in the final moments of the film Skinamarink

to aar is human; to forgive, offline

if I was a website moderator I would probably go insane for much less transparent and predictable reasons than "people made fun of me"

the most millennial song of all time is definitionally 1999 by prince, which history has shown defeated will2k and the willennium

I'm politically homeless (don't believe in jewish space lasers but also don't believe that if they were real israel should have them for free)

need to write a mother's day card but I'm out of tokens

is it a testament to that, actually? i thought it was a testament to the fact that the president is a boomer NYC society diva who's been feuding with rosie o'donnell since the '90s

sick of being dismissed as a racist, essex man has elected to be recognized and praised as a racist

GF: why did your twitter account “every nut, ranked” just tweet out “6/10”

I think reading out a 37 page description of the closed eyes visuals I had during a '73 performance of Dark Star would help the jury to see it my way.

it would be cool if this shit started prompting actual constitutional crises in the same way that it's generally a good sign if your body can still feel pain

tochka loves hanging out in the closet nowadays

how often does the pope get to be the guy with the second funniest shoes in the room

just talk like normal people talk. little idea I had on richard branson's backup yacht

what went horribly wrong was Rama being polite to her, something considered a major faux pas in Israeli culture

booth accidentally kills andrew johnson instead

Don't threaten me with a good time!

You can’t say a homophobic slur while also wearing John Waters’ moustache

When I post, I enter a state of mushin (無心), thinking only of my duty to post, much like the 17th samurai Suzuki Shōsan who unhesitatingly decapitated a child lord at the Battle of Osaka. This is an extreme comparison, but a poster must cultivate “posting energy” and be ready to post at any time.

"guy who mispronounces words because he's only read them" is rapidly being replaced by "guy who mispronounces words because he's only heard them spoken by a youtuber who only ever read them"

one fringe benefit of banning cars would be that eventually people would stop saying they had "daily driver" smartwatches