[MGS2 CODEC CHIRP] OTACON: snake, i have a 30 minute cutscene coming up ahead SNAKE: cutscene? OTACON: cutscenes, short films that play at a midpoint juncture or end of a level, its like a kind of reward for playing well SNAKE: a reward huh? [MOST AWFUL CUTSCENE IN THE UNIVERSE PLAYS]

Kid Rock played Warped tour Austin in '98, and everyone was throwing shit at him the whole time because he sucks shit, so my friend decided to launch a turkey leg at him and nailed his ass

theres gotta be a better name for an emulation frontend than RetroPie

Most people experienced the fall of the Roman Empire as: “One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it.”

I heard a loud thump and found this:

Brain must be so pissed right now

Dong Ringbell

Hackers (1995) fans: do we think Acid Burn voted for trump

making my own k-cups filled with dried piss flakes

breathing a sigh of relief that the "Destiny 2 Gaming Community" bubble is far away from the "Destiny Community Liberals" bubble

we gotta go back to the doorbell being a literal brass bell with a little string that a visitor pulls

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

skraper didnt have any video media available for the kurohyou games, which provided me with the fun opportunity to just make my own

rip the new england patriots who were all killed after the conclusion of the game

the fantasy of sprinting through neighborhoods wearing predator cloaking tech and smashing every single ring doorbell camera with a fireplace poker. blinding the AI, home by home

e/acc in bio, critical support to claude cowork

praying that anyone interviewing elon musk responds to his claims about a moon colony with "that idea is fake as hell, you're a clowns toilet"

i don’t like nostalgia. the past sucked. the present sucks too actually. the future needs to be good as hell

If there’s one thing we don’t tolerate in America it’s Spanish words. To do that in San Francisco California…well it makes me angry, and I’ll say that all the way from Los Angeles to Bonita Springs Florida

Would you like to build a snowman with me? 一緒に雪だるま作りしませんかっ？☆

This looks like one of the bits that flies out when you hit someone with a rocket launcher in Duke Nukem 3D

doing things that make nintendo unhappy rn

Is it bad when the only people who can afford Super Bowl ads are the aliens from They Live and the guys making Skynet

the cat keeps batting her toy mouse underneath the recliner where only i can reach it for her. she does this every day. jokes on her though, i love doing favors for a cat

perfect

This is really incredible. Well worth a watch.

Daily bunny no.3223 brings the catch of the day

one of those THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANDADDY'S ROCK RADIO ads but for a numbers station

Jeffery Epstein collaborated with major figures in tech like Peter Thiel to target trans people, especially trans women. This thread is about how I & many others have been directly affected in the tech industry by this coordinated campaign of transphobia & hatred.

And never forget. These are asylum seekers. This is what the USA is doing to the most vulnerable people on the planet who we promised to protect.

looked at Jupiter tonight 🔭

Edward Gibbon’s The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, Vol. I #booksky 💙📚

protip! if you dont give a shit about life or death you can feed swans right out of your hand

i guess if you dont draw the line there it all goes but wow chomsky really did not believe in anything

IF THE LAW IS NOT APPLIED TO THOSE IN HIGH POSITIONS THEN WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING A LAW?

JEDI TRAINEE: master, how many times must i dishonor you by telling you the term is now "padawan" JEDI MASTER (OLD): padawan... i never will get used to these new terms... cult-like stuff in my opinion. very bad JEDI TRAINEE: can we please just train on the laser drones again

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

fulfilling my darkest desires at the candy factory

Kenneth Zucker also has allegations. J. Michael Bailey had at least one infamous instance of a relationship which, while not illegal, involved a very young woman over whom he had authority. James Cantor was heavily involved with Prostasia and believes paedophilia is a sexual orientation

This is like a scene out of Monty Python. ICE agents get a name back from face recognition and multiple agents start calling out "Maria! Maria!" to see if a woman in custody reacts. (Presumably if she does that's a match???) It didn't work, so they ran the app again and got another name.

"ten hours straight... hes a machine"

This 4 minute video is the best thing ever ever done in the world of Brand videos. This is what happens when the client calls all the shots and has terrible ideas. The theme song is everything.

they should’ve had vincent do at least one maybe two bumps on screen in heat