hit me with a meteor pls

cat tried to eat directly out of the measuring cup because he couldnt wait for me to dump it in his dish

100 percent this is for the (primary) reason that he, personally, just doesnt like how they look

TOM CRUISE: (pensive) america, good afternoon. by now, you should have received the alert on your mobile devices, your devices, your smart tvs. the programming should be taking hold at this moment. please know, that no matter what happens next, thank you for loving the movies. goodbye

we're never going to revive traditional marriage if happily married guys like goatse are shamed off this website

eating a stick

i paint hands 🫶

I watched part of this last night and I’m telling you on no uncertain terms that I have not been appreciating comics strongly enough. This is how it’s done.

Please consider helping this delightful little family

"Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy" goatse

also the subject of one of Tony Zhou's essays. makes a great follow up to Ikiru (1952) if you wanna go for a "Feel Good, then Feel Bad" back to back experience

if you're old enough to remember ed meese the sentence "Third, and perhaps most tragically, your actions have weakened the ability of the storied Meese Center for Legal and Judicial Studies to promote the rule of law" should kick off your thousand yard stare

asking the janitor back there if they want in on this shit

wait i thought we all had this already..? no?

no, they would be all dead. 100 percent gone. boom. no 2nd round

a simple lesson in press coverage: every journalist has lindsey graham's cell # and there are never any investigative stories about lindsey graham

let’s lay down and listen to the insects

Lmao, the ICC judges illegally sanctioned by the US had their bank account frozen, emails closed and.... "Their amazon alexa stop responding to them".

Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it

Again, Mr Beast should be hunted for sport

if there are any sites looking for a freelancer to review/cover yakuza kiwami 3 who has also reviewed infinite wealth + pirate yakuza and wrote about the series at length in the past, i'm truly the girl for it 💜 aware this is a little early shares appreciated 💜

He's enormous!!!!!!

Return to title screen?

science needs to invent a time release vyvanse i only take once a month

This list is a little out of date, if you can believe it. Musk’s net worth shot up to $600 billion on Dec. 15 and stands at $749 billion on Dec. 21, according to Forbes.

State media doing the bidding of Nazi criminals. CBS News is gone.

All of these links went to promotion of this story earlier today. All these links are dead now — that's how thoroughly they've scrubbed this.

WITH SOUND. anyway damn G4TV sucked

stand your ground, little fella

There's a line that the GOP is a death cult that isn't really accurate. There are real death cults out there and they look and act nothing like this. This is, instead, a symptom of a total lack of culture and identity. It is the inability to perceive and act upon the full spectrum of human emotion.

Strong preference for doing nothing wins every time

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A central motif throughout the drug panics has been the specter of predatory drug dealers forcing innocent young white girls into sexual slavery. Swap out “scary young Black guy” with “old rich white man” and suddenly there’s no urgency.

ME: SmartFridge! Count my eggs! SMARTFRIDGE: you have. 3. Eggs ME: god you sound so hot

you bring the check to a table of 12 but they all want to pay separately youtu.be/coWRcX0inFA

BUTCHER: homelanda! hows a about a pint of piss? real piss, from me todger. and it real naursty

VFX Artists React to BME Pain Olympics

give it a wiggle and see if that works

snapshot this exact moment in time as you read this sentence and before you read the next one. now what if there was a yeti mustard. a special mustard that the yeti cryptid uses for dipping. we can infer, somehow, that if yetis exist they may have a mustard and they may use it for dipping. possibly

answer me this: is it ok to have sex with the robot horse or not

got my nephews all a bag of kinetic sand so they can make a mess in their parents house 😈

when you shave your dogs butthole

if Lt. Ash was one of the devs at volition thats amazing work

7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

He tried to warn us

still one of the funniest album inserts

A Cliffs Notes for the Jake Paul situation since I'm seeing people confused. Jake Paul and his brother were 'prank streamers'. Yes exactly. They got famous for doing that and got rich. Jakes fame got to his head and somewhere along the way he started believing he could fight pro boxers.