Nasty Old Hot Dog From The Gas Station - Sat on the roller grill all day. Fully restores your Ultimate gauge but takes your HP to 1.

Fuck yea, I love reading the news.

Hurry Up And Save The Universe Or You're A Fucking LOSER!!! my new RPG where your underdog team of adventurers faces off in a race against time vs a much more handsome and qualified team, and the only thing bad that happens if you fail is everyone knows they were right not to believe in you, LOSER!

my god, they made the anime appraiser

[Farscape writers’ room] ME: Okay, what have we got for episode 9? TOM: A mad scientist who’s a rat man mutates Aeryn. ME: What’s the rat man’s name? TOM: Uhhh…Namtar. ME: That’s…just “rat man” spelled backwards. TOM: No it isn’t. ME: Hang on. You named your last total bitch villain “Allets”

Careless Read (George Michael Cover) {6 FDD, 2 HDD, 4 SM, 1 DT} by channel MrSolidSnake745 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETgj...

"your honor i would like to call Mr Marshmallow Biscuits to the witness stand" a small cat prances somehow daintily up the center of the courtroom. the prosecuting attorney, face full of scratch marks, barely conceals his rage "that... damn... cat..."

I found a huge vein of naturally occurring lunch

check out what's in Missouri ur not gonna believe this

Happy Pride Month

"All that was permitted in rehab was the Bible and the Alcoholics Anonymous guidebook." such an easy rule to get around, just write "PORNO" on a notepad and start beating off

i always skeedadle immediately after saying im not owned

all The Dude ever wanted was his town back

SPEED RACER (2006)

I Know What You Did Last Summer I Still Know What You Did Last Summer I Kinda Know What You Did Last Summer I Remember I Don't Like You Because of That Summer

Video Game Investigations: Where Does The Shit In My Ass Come From?

Go up > you cannot enter Nirvana with Desires in your inventory >drop Desires you now have 2 Desires

yeah sure, easy as pie. great quest idea

If I had a long compilation of pelicans trying to eat the heads of children I would spend like a day trying to figure out how to make it a screensaver for every device I owned

heading to the sanctum of the oracle to have my demon cursed blade purified of evil. "again?" she asks with an exasperated sigh

The first time I was in a movie theater and saw the trailer for this film I instantly thought of this Tim Tebow post and think that’s still spiritually correct

The boys.

Something to keep in the back of your mind is that society is full of little annoyances that can be easily resolved by the least amount of planning and self-direction and that a society without those little annoyances is vastly worse for all involved, including those "convenienced".

Mikie Sherrill is pulling the same stunt Pritzker and Walz did, defending state police violence against peaceful anti-ICE protesters as necessary to protect the public from DHS, who would be “so much worse” and it’s incredible they don’t hear how abusive this logic is

i think about this a lot like somebody seeing like, Easy Rider and being like "well thats it. the sky is fucking falling"

the mysterious Dust that makes you good at celebrating

Intimacy Coordinator - Team Sonic

Sitting on the toilet, a sudden feeling of tranquility washed over him. “They did it! Our heroes have won the battle in heaven!!!”

Of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history...

The Hell Bastard stretches his hand outward, revealing his dark flame. "Welcome, Chosen One, to Shit City. Population... you..."

The scary plastic version of Primus from the Wynona's Big Brown Beaver video has pulled out of the 250th thing

BREAKING: lightsaber nunchuks have been invented UPDATE (2:35 PM): the inventor of lightsaber nunchuks has died

Kevin Owen gets limited edition signed cards lol

lmao

GUY IN BOSTON RIGHT NOW: who fuckin fahted

I Let The Alien From Men In Black Pilot Me Like A Gundam [SEXUAL CONTENT WARNING]

This is still the hardest I’ve ever laughed at anything.

stopped watching the noir spider man when they didnt have a title card with the name of the episode at the beginning like "The Devil Eats Meatloaf At Midnight"

if there was ever a clown civil war just imagine what kind of technicals they'd build

🥱 Why does Batman not kill the Joker 🥱🥱 Why does Batman not give his money to charity 🤯🤯🤯 :

The last 10 years in a nutshell: Nazi: I’m a Nazi! Media: Outspoken Man Touts Unconventional Ideas Nazi: No, I’m just a Nazi. Media: Meet the Dapper White Nationalist Who— Nazi: No, seriously! I’m quoting Mein Kampf! I love Hitler! Media: Why Both Sides Have an Extremist Problem.

"What the f--- is it?" "It's a wooden pickle. I made it for you." "Why's it brown? And sticky?" "That's not brown paint. It's blood from when I cut my hand making it for you!"