ugh, i sullied my blade for THIS!?

Forgot about Ken Klip tbh

happy pride to all pussy eaters

Mona the Hollower Fucks a Follower

peeking down from where i’m crucified to see if my ex is watching

instead of just looking visibly strong you should have to kill and eat another troop in order to attend white house UFC night

summon gorgeous woman

9 years ago I took a good picture of Barry

That's my tio Carlos

you know who *can* travel to the UK? greg bovino

The lesson Israel has learned, time and again, is that it can commit genocide and other atrocities with near-total impunity. Now it's exporting the Gaza playbook to Lebanon. Israel's war in Lebanon is killing thousands and displacing millions. NO MORE U.S. AID TO ISRAEL.

you cant let the chariot units run hog wild on you like that

Nasty Old Hot Dog From The Gas Station - Sat on the roller grill all day. Fully restores your Ultimate gauge but takes your HP to 1.

Fuck yea, I love reading the news.

Hurry Up And Save The Universe Or You're A Fucking LOSER!!! my new RPG where your underdog team of adventurers faces off in a race against time vs a much more handsome and qualified team, and the only thing bad that happens if you fail is everyone knows they were right not to believe in you, LOSER!

my god, they made the anime appraiser

[Farscape writers’ room] ME: Okay, what have we got for episode 9? TOM: A mad scientist who’s a rat man mutates Aeryn. ME: What’s the rat man’s name? TOM: Uhhh…Namtar. ME: That’s…just “rat man” spelled backwards. TOM: No it isn’t. ME: Hang on. You named your last total bitch villain “Allets”

Careless Read (George Michael Cover) {6 FDD, 2 HDD, 4 SM, 1 DT} by channel MrSolidSnake745 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETgj...

"your honor i would like to call Mr Marshmallow Biscuits to the witness stand" a small cat prances somehow daintily up the center of the courtroom. the prosecuting attorney, face full of scratch marks, barely conceals his rage "that... damn... cat..."

I found a huge vein of naturally occurring lunch

check out what's in Missouri ur not gonna believe this

Happy Pride Month

"All that was permitted in rehab was the Bible and the Alcoholics Anonymous guidebook." such an easy rule to get around, just write "PORNO" on a notepad and start beating off

i always skeedadle immediately after saying im not owned

all The Dude ever wanted was his town back

SPEED RACER (2006)

I Know What You Did Last Summer I Still Know What You Did Last Summer I Kinda Know What You Did Last Summer I Remember I Don't Like You Because of That Summer

Video Game Investigations: Where Does The Shit In My Ass Come From?

Go up > you cannot enter Nirvana with Desires in your inventory >drop Desires you now have 2 Desires

yeah sure, easy as pie. great quest idea

If I had a long compilation of pelicans trying to eat the heads of children I would spend like a day trying to figure out how to make it a screensaver for every device I owned

heading to the sanctum of the oracle to have my demon cursed blade purified of evil. "again?" she asks with an exasperated sigh

The first time I was in a movie theater and saw the trailer for this film I instantly thought of this Tim Tebow post and think that’s still spiritually correct

The boys.

Something to keep in the back of your mind is that society is full of little annoyances that can be easily resolved by the least amount of planning and self-direction and that a society without those little annoyances is vastly worse for all involved, including those "convenienced".

Mikie Sherrill is pulling the same stunt Pritzker and Walz did, defending state police violence against peaceful anti-ICE protesters as necessary to protect the public from DHS, who would be “so much worse” and it’s incredible they don’t hear how abusive this logic is

i think about this a lot like somebody seeing like, Easy Rider and being like "well thats it. the sky is fucking falling"

the mysterious Dust that makes you good at celebrating