buying a giant hat to embarrass my wife

Is this about Shrek

ok meet me in stop and shop parking lot in Poughkeepsie if you're interested in 400,000 kitkat bars I uhh found they're going fast!

just snacked on cheese and pickles

Oof yeah no way I could narrow it to one but top contenders are coreopsis, echinacea, dianthus, wild bergamot

It's hard to choose one. I love all the flowering salvias for their autumn blooms and general toughness. I love my daffodils, irises, crocosmia and gladiolus because bulbs are easy. Maybe gaura because I wanted it so much that I was willing to grow it from seeds and it didn't disappoint?

It's a beautiful day TIME TO HAUL LARGE AMOUNTS OF DIRT

who's got a favorite perennial flower sound off in the replies 🌹🌺

Using a floor scale to measure how many pounds of coffee i consumed

check out this apple

running through the house, tripping over everything, searching for my phone so I can post "check out this grape"

nyt headline: you losers you lowly worms don't you get it? we decide what's true! (maniac laugh, thunder)

Smoking the shit that killed puff the magic dragon

Smoking the shit that killed the 3 ninjas (rocky, colt, and tum tum douglas)

Smoking the shit that killed pumba from the lion king

smoking on the shit that killed willy nelson

ah yes time for (checks feed)... child penmanship discourse

children's cherry Tylenol has no business tasting that good

spring peepers are out

Went for a good jog 👟

Psyching myself up to exercise by eating fresh homemade granola

eat shit america haha oh wait im in america

so google has decided my town name should be different going forward I'm on the border of two towns, but nothing has changed, however Google/whatever service is validating addresses just decided nope that's not your town anymore that address is incorrect. OK I guess?

we could send ice to the straight of hormuz

Ate some pickles

I'm gonna haul so much soil this spring

going to play some StepMania

hold on the movies are rambo bc his name is John Rambo???

laguardia airport in the news is never good

if my boss was sending me to get blown up in the arabian sea or persian gulf that would suck. I would hate that.

I had my very first lil book launch party with family and friends yesterday!!!! I am so filled with gratitude and love! And I'm still full of emotions (and pizza and cookies and beer) 🥹😭❤️ You can find Rainbow of Crazy Comics, Volume One on Kindle Unlimited & paperback! @ www.amazon.ca/dp/B0GPDGMRCR

Losing it

Losing it

did some gardenin

night cheese

could a depressed person do this? (Lays on the couch with my cat)

oh boy there's a lot of bad posts out there rn

gently patting my monitor on its back as Ms access tries to paste a few thousand records over the intranet

I really enjoy the purple hibiscus in my front yard.

Rutabaga!

Each year I grow a whole flat of one perennial from seed, and typically get 20 or so specimens. Two years ago I picked Verbascum "Snowy Spires" and it's A+ as a cheerful hardy bee favorite that seems happy to grow anywhere in any weather. I may try "Southern Gentleman" next.

purple coneflower!

who's got a favorite perennial flower sound off in the replies 🌹🌺

Using a floor scale to measure how many pounds of coffee i consumed

city for cats

oh you want to sleep well what if blackpink's jump was stuck in your head then what

12/10 egg!!! This is art. Wake up sheeple

could a depressed person do this? (Lays on the couch with my cat)

Spinach recall for rodent hair fun