Skill issue everyone on this app loves me

If your Grinch be green For Christmas he’s keen If your Grinch be blue It’s knee surgery for you

Knee surgery

Gliding your scissors through wrapping paper is what heroin feels like.

happy holidays everyone

you ever unmute someone, read one of their posts, and instantly remute them

Historically accurate agamemnon

Accidentally replying to the wrong post

Flop

Smoking the shit that killed the 3 ninjas (rocky, colt, and tum tum douglas)

whenever I'm really anxious I look at this pic of a dog bottle-feeding a baby goat and it hits like xanax

6yo: hmm I think I'm taller than usual

eating a big sandwich fyi

millennials when they were kids: when you grow up you can do anything reality: when you grow up you'll have a bad job through multiple financial crisis, the most frequently sick child ever, and the fear of a loved one being abducted off the street.

They were so stupid that they just assumed that Hitler was saying something smart to get people to follow him and now you look at what it takes to build a right wing populist movement and those videos of Hitler screaming take on a different tone

I am drafting next year's predictions and they are BLEAK

Time is almost up to invade Canada

Happy Solstice !

millennials when they were kids: when you grow up you can do anything reality: when you grow up you'll have a bad job through multiple financial crisis, the most frequently sick child ever, and the fear of a loved one being abducted off the street.

Smoking the shit that killed pumba from the lion king

Eating cheese

happy friday

wimdy

6yo: if I were a cat I could teach my cat to speak English

Do AI slop consumers know about Loab Do they know they are inviting Loab into their home and computer

Can't believe it's been a whole year with my Thermostat

Amazing how many articles are just “I’m a white guy who didn’t get the promotion I wanted and the only answer to this problem that concerns every single one of us is to re-segregate the workplace”

nope

He has a love hate relationship with Spaghetti

disappearing people off the streets for being brown is one thing but picking on rob reiner crosses a red line... Wait wut

Behold! You have been blessed by the Capybara shaped chicken tender. Repost to share the blessing.

so true

Me too.

Seconded.

I agree

house so cold considering self immolation

stop with the slop

getting real bundled up and cozy (SpongeBob gangsta counting money.jpeg)

2/5 trending topics are shootings rn

the weather must have drove a bunch into the crawl space 😩 just caught this guy and brought him to the park

Everyone is talking about how bad the flu is. Media & healthcare facilities are pleading with people to get their flu shot. To stay home when sick. To wash their hands. Very few are recommending masks. When we had mask mandates we eliminated an entire flu strain. Mask up!

who up bc their cat caught a mouse and brought it to them

mcdondalds trying to preempt the superbowl