mooooommmm can i watch yellowjackets now i did all my choressss-ah

got to take my mans aldi virginity and im so happy about that

granny fridays <3 guess the book guess the flavor of tea

hot dogs for dinner and yeah baby we got the works

hi everyone! who up having red wine

tried a new method in my baking process and wow she’s stunning

real footage of me every time I wake up, im so confused every time

im starting yellowjackets has anyone watched this? opening scene was disturbing so what should i expect here

Setting the tone for the week I want

bread for the week 😌

you pot stirrer, you

muffuletta make tummy hurt

haven’t felt like posting much lately, but i hope everyone is doing okay and having a good friday

Dunkin’ Donuts ran out of jelly donuts at 6:30 am. Do better

hi

this sundays creation: french onion sourdough

gym rats are my biggest fear

got something big cooking. not sure what yet but it smells like it’s burning

anyone else hate the big light and only want to use the small lights?

i just wanna share this playlist with everyone because I love it

made enchiladas

enjoy the weekend

im sooo stressed about something. not sure what it is yet tho.

i fucking knew it was a full moon

im alive just tired

why do i (a grown adult with no children) have to work on halloweeeeeens

do u love me now @forestbubble.bsky.social

sometimes at work i have to run through the stairwells (i work in the hospital) and i pretend that im in Halloween 2 being chased by Michael Myers

happy halloween witches 🧹

why do little kids insist on swallowing shit

going to a halloween workout class tonight and i have nothing to fucking wear i was supposed to be a lady bug :(

change one letter, ruin a candy shittles

the ghost in my apartment just asked for skincare advice. i told her: it’s all about the glow from within

watching the 1984 nightmare on elm street just to look at johnny depp in a crop top

im a big fan of aldi

@littlelemontart.being.baby ??? I got these

what are your favorite aldi items? im making a journey there today

i love saving & re-using jars for my lattes, any guesses what was in this one before?

good sleep night tight

sweet tart ropes are so fckn good

taking little pieces of rotisserie chicken skin and placing them on my tongue like i’m doing acid

*overshares the most outlandish shit to someone and they are blank staring at me* ..(awkward laugh)“okay so enough about me! how have you been?!” (nervously scratching the back of my neck)

operated on 2 tiny bubbles today so ya i will be having a big fat glass of juice made from people smushing grapes with their feet

doing cool things at work

im watching a REALLY good show this morning: skip vs stove bacon

goodnight to all, even the chudlebugs

ok who are your man crush mondays let’s see it

PLS someone tell me that they have read stargirl by jerry spinelli back in the day. Like early 2000’s

betty spaghetti really was that bitch

glad my coffee is kicking in now that i am done with my shift