alright that’s enough arguing with predators for the night. i’m going for a walk in the sand to clear my mind.

today i learned that Didi and Stu Pickles were literally my age. 2 young adults struggling to get by with a bunch of kids running around their house. damn.

i just saw a dude with ANARKY on his license plate, and he had a “free palestine” bumper sticker, a trans flag sticker and a big rainbow flag with a machine gun that said “defend equality” and i’ve never HELL YEA BRÖTHER’d so hard in my life

eating pasta and saying “damn this is good gluten”

some people get way too comfortable online

Posting my favorite thing to jack off to into the court of public opinion and becoming irate when it is ruled to be fucking weird and gross.

Knicks? You mean the orange team, the same color as cheeto Hitler? And the Spurs? You mean the bone spurs taco drumpf had during Vietnam? No thank you, I care about our democracy

They’re putting goop in the drones, jerry!

I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP

wow! did you hear about this guy who's running for office??? he's a veteran, an artist (who paints!), is a vegetarian and the guy loves animals! he's kind of an odd lookin duck but surely he must be a great guy, right??

looking at the ocean and saying “damn that’s big water”

Shoot your shot with the bpd alt girl queen, better yet just shoot me.

loli predators don’t like when you point out exactly what it is that they do

has anyone ever noticed that beach towns always have a lot of seafood restaurants? i wonder why that is.

people be trippin’ lowkey

guys follow my good friend, he’s a good guy and a gentle giant that cooks good food and smokes weed

@badposter.lol skip the oblong raccoon lmao

if im so problematic, cancel me. i'd like to see you try.

followers?

He's a 10, but he posts with his mouth full.

i got blocked by some blue wave liberal named @dori-like-in-nemo. you mean yku’re dumb as hell and forget shit constantly? lmao P Sherman 42 wallaby way sydney lookin ass. lol.

i just hit the weed and now i’m experiencing addiction-like symptoms

i dont wanna play anymore 😔 online bullying is such a major problem that nobody wants to address 😭

steve irwin wasnt vaccinated against sting rae attacks. that’s what got him.

Democratic leaders are just republicans in different colored suits.

i’m being attacked by the gut grinder

he got fired for too much horsing around

pronouncing envelope like penelope

this dude reported me for a joke

i got added to an Anti-Loli list and i just… idfk anymore.

thats uhh… that’s not black

this is our flag

proposing an idea that consists of everyone being forced to put their political party in their bio from a selection menu like pronouns. it will show up right next to your @ handle, and with this, you can mute entire parties of people as you choose.

i’m here to settle a dispute, and it is that Burger King makes the best hashbrowns of any fast food chain. do not argue, you will be wrong.

nice hat. LMFAO.

signaling trans? i read this as if there’s some sort of superhero out there with a symbol in the sky that calls for them. “Where are YOU TRANS MAN WE NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER!!!” lmfao

inventing a new vaccine that prevents online stupidity

babe I dont think so. Ive never heard of the irs before

1 day i’ll have 100 million followers

unclench your jaw, try some delicious liquids

by age 30 you should be: -applying various ointments -balms -creams -serums -lotions -and have at least 1 prescription you take daily

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE JOKES AFTER 10PM IT’S CHILDISH GO TO BED

Clint Eastwood; he died doign what he loved, yelling racist shit at empty chairs.

no. he died. look it up.

make jokes? why? does it ruin your day?

a white wine and lemon tomato sauce with chicken over pasta

hanging this in my own personal bsky louvre

Resurrecting Clint Eastwood from the dead because they’ve got a film idea that could be a box office record, but it has 42 different asian slurs in it, and nobody else will do the job like Ol’ Clinty.