i’m just a #dude #eating #food for #dinner

pork chop, mashed potatoes, homemade mustard and onion gravy, with butternut squash, & brussel sprouts

Three Days Grace is gamer music

audge just put me on to Sir Chloe, dam this is lowkey fire

switching over from phone to computer. it is Gamer Time.

daaAAAMNNN I GOT SHOWER WATER IN MY SHOWER BEER 😭🍺🚿

vasectome?? vasectoyou pal 🫵

i feel like kamala with all these stinkers i keep ripping

it’s friday, that means shower beers ‼️

beer: cracked ✅ bottoms: upped ✅ feeling: good ✅ showered: ❌

as somebody from massachusetts. i fucking hate this post. i hate how true it is.

IT, IS TIME ‼️

i try so hard to post bad takes, but i never have any :/

Another masterstroke, sir

lemme get uhhhh mfing Howdy Neighbor !!

don't drink that, there was a fish in the percolator.

a beer for driving, i thought that was pretty clear

my wife is going out to dinner with her friends tonight, y’all know what that means; beers, gaming and loud music. this Friday is dedicated to guys being dudes.

Sure sex goes dummy, but have you ever tried going ham at the local market

i dont wanna frighten anyone but i do in fact have the friday sillies today

if a vampire attacks someone who is high, does the vampire get high or nah

showing up late to the boof party and everything has already been boofed, damn

“obligatory”? idk about that.

adopting a pet is always a good thing, but people who adopt retired police dogs are crazy to me, like you’re willingly adopting a 4-legged racist with teeth and bringing him into your home.

Mcdonalds should get rid of the Happy Meal and make a Stressed Out Meal, ya know? to get with the times.

Sir Dumb Shit Fuck Stick, of Camelot

hmmm...... seems bad

nobody is a chatgpt genius. if you use AI you’re a fucking fool.

i can’t imagine what it must be like to not be a genius

i’m making up a song about friday in my head and calling it The Goated Day Song

Hey, check out this 14 minute Tool song

scrambled eggs (with ketchup), peanut buttered toast, strawberriee (in their special cup), and chicken sausage patties

I will never vote for Kamala Harris.

i fucking love Garage Beers. they're delicious.

aw yea u fuckin bozos its time to get some nighty nights, i'm talking bout some good shut eye. some zzz's. sleep tight nimrods.

my account is now private, thanks to the new update!

what happened to lil dicky did he run out of bar mitzvah money

(returning from the Lost City) more like the Found City, you're welcome

one mans trash is a gooners treasure

i am being a gamer tonight # rune scape # grind

getting pulled over by a cop for drinking a Garage Beer and he takes the beer and hands me a Driving Beer, and sends me on my way

Jason Kelce has Garage Beers (cool, fun, tasty beverage for drinking with the boys) and Travis Kelce has Taylor Swift (boring, shitty music, destroying the planet with her private jet, hates her fans)

THIS JUST IN: Trump has replaced Kristi Noem with none other than, The Hamburglar, and he is hungry for some terrorism. lock your doors, folks.

kristi noem taking out all her anger after being fired, by going down to the animal shelter and opening fire.

alright one more

war is bad

Harris and Trump have the same position on Iran.

garage beers and sexy vintage babes in the wood shop? dudes rock.

i’m outside mowing my lawn and the neighborhood teens showed up, told me my aura is chopped, then they threw a rock in front of me and destroyed my lawnmower. by god i will get revenge on those fucking pricks.

(pulling up with my entourage of absolute fucking buffoons) “WHO ATE ALL DA GOOD PUSSY”