i got blocked by some blue wave liberal named @dori-like-in-nemo. you mean yku’re dumb as hell and forget shit constantly? lmao P Sherman 42 wallaby way sydney lookin ass. lol.

i just hit the weed and now i’m experiencing addiction-like symptoms

i dont wanna play anymore 😔 online bullying is such a major problem that nobody wants to address 😭

steve irwin wasnt vaccinated against sting rae attacks. that’s what got him.

Democratic leaders are just republicans in different colored suits.

i’m being attacked by the gut grinder

he got fired for too much horsing around

pronouncing envelope like penelope

this dude reported me for a joke

i got added to an Anti-Loli list and i just… idfk anymore.

thats uhh… that’s not black

this is our flag

proposing an idea that consists of everyone being forced to put their political party in their bio from a selection menu like pronouns. it will show up right next to your @ handle, and with this, you can mute entire parties of people as you choose.

i’m here to settle a dispute, and it is that Burger King makes the best hashbrowns of any fast food chain. do not argue, you will be wrong.

nice hat. LMFAO.

signaling trans? i read this as if there’s some sort of superhero out there with a symbol in the sky that calls for them. “Where are YOU TRANS MAN WE NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER!!!” lmfao

inventing a new vaccine that prevents online stupidity

babe I dont think so. Ive never heard of the irs before

1 day i’ll have 100 million followers

unclench your jaw, try some delicious liquids

by age 30 you should be: -applying various ointments -balms -creams -serums -lotions -and have at least 1 prescription you take daily

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE JOKES AFTER 10PM IT’S CHILDISH GO TO BED

Clint Eastwood; he died doign what he loved, yelling racist shit at empty chairs.

no. he died. look it up.

make jokes? why? does it ruin your day?

a white wine and lemon tomato sauce with chicken over pasta

hanging this in my own personal bsky louvre

Resurrecting Clint Eastwood from the dead because they’ve got a film idea that could be a box office record, but it has 42 different asian slurs in it, and nobody else will do the job like Ol’ Clinty.

what would you do if something seemed like a situation

lmao

when bones said “slidin’ in that escalade with the do’s off, 5 blunts in 5 minutes bout to doze off” i felt that shit

check again

a Rift to the Abyss has opened, they have requested me to serve as a Guardian, to protect it.

i'm on my Computer, you all look so small from here

Oh shit , Clint Eastwood died.

the local car wash guy just barred me from the premises forever because i tried to ride the big spinning brushes like a noble steed. his loss. my pelt has never been sleeker.

i'm part of a vast network of guys

would yku still love me if i was a lizard

chicken, eggs, onions, ginger, and noodles in a roasted sesame and teriyaki broth

i want soup for breakfast

i just blocked like 50 accounts, god that felt good. alright back to this money.

leave it to the minor to actually know what the fuck is going on

does anyone know if there’s a lolicon/pedophilia labeler out there? could someone make one?

the replies on this are disgusting lol