i’m gonna go to bed and pretend theres no demons in my room, gonna be chill

my wife jus told me i made a stinky in the bed. women am i right?

watching Conjuring: Last Rites

just watched The Dirt for the first time, and god damn, Machine Gun Kelly is one of the cringiest losers on the planet, acting or not. i despise him.

i’m sorry i hear some 2010’s rap beats and i start cutting it up, sue me for wanting to vibe out

SHOCKING RESULTS from a recent poll show that 63% of americans would sooner forget about what happened on 9/11, before they would ever forget about Dre.

i’d suck a ____ for a quaalude rn lowkey

Gavin Newsom eat my ass challenge 2K26

clawing at the gates of my enclosure and raging to be released

remember when that dude on bath salts ripped apart a bunch of people in florida and we were like “the world is literally ending” hahaha fucking YO were we wrong, god damn.

you stupid motherfuckers weve all grown up in this area and dealt wjth snow, how come every time it snows you buffoons drive like theres acid falling from the sky? shoutout to the homies who go around and help shovel/plow other peoples driveways though.

when you find me in my grave i’ll be a skeleton, popping pills and rolling smoke

Speaking as a gynecologist myself, seeing a hairy pussy makes me want to barf

> just dropping in

grok, show me the sexy gavin newsom video again....u know the one.

just dropping in to hit you with another viral post, here it is

imagine being a 1 foot tall gnome with a 9” dick. that must be a struggle.

i’m still pissing if anyone was fuckin curious

piss #: 150

i’m not gonna lie, i’m having a couple beers. a few cold beers.

The fascist mind (or what passes for it) suffers from a perversion of the soul and of the sexual desire. They want to fuck us just as much as they want to kill us.

follow @bathroombarry.bsky.social who was wrongfully banned for harassment.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a right-wing grifter named Kylaighe Dumpis.

this is the worst example of “harassment”. are we not allowed to have opinions on bluesky anymore? people can just tell the leftists to fuck off on our own posts and we just have to say “yes sir sorry sir 🧎‍♂️‍➡️”? fuck that.

epstein files greenland raids cheeto man charlie kirk ai slop crypto bros basketball ice invasions grateful dead

hitting a cybertruck in a head-on collision isn’t an accident. it’s activism.

new face tattoo incoming

skip merch coming soon!!

change the M in “bombs” to an O, and you got yourself some good stuff

i feel like people forgot how good boobs are and how bad war is.

since when is there a cheeto in the white house? i just woke up lowkey. how long have i been out?

“sir would you like some grated parmesan cheese on your pasta?” prepare to meet my blade, fool.

if god loves us so much how come the sun is so bright and hurts to look at hmm?

Islands were ruined thanks to the stereotype placed on them by Mr Epstein. island lovers are seething.

don't threaten me with a good time or i'll kill you

fellas is it gay to be a carpenter? you’re literally getting paid to handle wood all day.

Babe show me your fucking cube?

I’m such a fat fucking chud

just caught my 2,500th block.

ok dam this new A$AP Rocky album goes fucking hard

please tell me this labeler is trolling lmao

small, compact, and convenient for tight spaces? you talking about the Fiat or my damn penis?

@grok is a gay for a man to do the Megan Thee Stallion thing where she sticks her tongue out and goes “blaaaat” ya know what im talking about

my favorite thing about Megan Thee Stallion, is not her body. it actually came way before i even saw her. it’s how she makes old white men enter an area of topic that they have absolutely no ground to stand on: they are “absolutely outraged, by what she’s doing with rap music, and the female body”.