just went to the grocery store and we got accused of stealing at self check out. the lady played back the footage, and she said “it’s the new ai security cameras, they detected your Aldi grocery bag as a stolen item”, and yet nobody sees this as an issue. ok.

when i type tortelloni instead of tortellini

so i will be doing my first budget meal recipe tonight, and i will be posting prices. all of the groceries are from Aldi and will be based on that.

it’s good to be nice and kind to people who earn it

I feel nornal

@lordpiss.bsky.social goes after pee obsessed @badposter.lol ALSO -Have you heard the gospel of @cult-papa.com -The Perversions of @penfoldsfiv.bsky.social -Second rate reporter @bzvowell.bsky.social and kidnapping hoax @jonbenet-rumsfeld.bsky.social big babies! - @coleslaw-core.bsky.social???

Why do the libs keep calling him yam tits

coming from a group of people that support genocide and the use of AI, which is also destroying the planet. this is wildly stupid. democrats are just as dumb as trump supporters.

see? you don’t need AI or homophobia to dunk on the president.

america: ( does an extremely american thing by bombing venezuela for american benefit of america) absolute babbling buffoon: HOW DO WE KNOW AMERICA DID THIS,,,,??!!!?!

does this count as proof, you cuck

i need an evil cat that i can gently pet and laugh maniacally whenever i do evil things

one of the most annoying things about skip the raccoon is you can't abbreviate it.

my brain feels dry

liberals so mad they're ready to vote right now

trump bombing venezuela is just proof that the liberals on bluesky are not making nearly enough ai-generated slop images of our president. they need to use more AI, more hashtags, more emojis, and way more cutesy nicknames for that damn cheeto!!!

all seriousness. if i started posting maybe once a week with a very simple (but tasty), budget recipe that i create, with all the ingredients and stuff, big enough to feed a family (~4 people), would you guys be interested in that?

i appreciate it. it just sometimes feels like the liberal with the sign “if she was in office i would be at brunch right now!!” like there’s people being bombed at this literal moment, and i’m posting steak and eggs.

i’ve actually been thinking about stopping with the breakfast and dinner pics, i feel like it’s kinda unfair to flex my meals when some people can’t even afford to eat on a regular basis.

leftover steak with eggs and veggies

reading the newspaper is unc-coded. i get all my recent events and politics from pornhub.

17 pisses in 2026 and none of them have been an accident, things are looking up so far

my tax dollars are supposed to go to fixing roads and improving schools not unsolicited bombing of countries for oil

i’m 31 yrs old do u think i’ll get drafted

his final message…

locking in and logging in should go hand in hand; if you aren’t locked tf in, then log tf off

it’s 4am and the democrats are ONLINE

if trump can just go and bomb venezuela does that mean we can all just do whatever the fuck we want cause i might just go and bomb my neighbor Steves house he’s a fucking dick

As news breaks please be mindful of how you post. Remember: - the government would never lie to you - double check all sources with your chiropractor/astrologist - every tiktok is real

this is how it feels to post online

women? they we’re given 2 hands for cleaning. men? they also have 2 hands, but that’s for manly stuff , like having sex with wooden planks, and tax evasion.

i just discovered women don’t have balls, where do yuo store your piss? in ur purse?

Mom doesnt fw the vision

cam’t sleep. head full of thoughts and balls full of piss.

telling my real estate agent i need a second bedroom for my evil works

another successful day of pissing in 2026

heading into the haunted Goblin Forest, to visit with the Goblin Wizard, so i can recharge my posting abilities. i’ll return tomorrow.

Another throwback issue of POOPLE WEEKLY and why @badposter.lol is no longer allowed to legally fly planes! Some people take the Yankees/Red Sox rivalry too far.

getting into a john woo style shootout at the sperm bank

the neighborhood teens have been throwing rotten pumpkins at my porch and yelling “nice gyatt, unc!” after they saw my butt crack sticking out while i was weeding my flower garden. damn hooligans

imagine wearing a bulletproof vest in a picture and then complaining online that a woman nudged you for harassing her

smoking on that shit that makes me hate the government

so far, the piss counter is going beautifully

eating fajitas tonight, that’s what is for dinner

IT, IS TIME ‼️

y’all it’s the first friday in 2026, this is so fucking big