logging off to sleep well good night to my enemies and haters and friends

literslly cant have 1 normal day on this website

which one of you sick freaks is saving my piss

alright hear me out guys, she’s a baddie lowkey

if shower beers didn’t exist i’d bring a toaster in there with me instead

people who care about the royal couple probably hold a cup of hot cocoa with 2 hands and wiggle their toes and say “mmm i love a cozy cup of cocoa”

when i was a little kid i wanted to grow up to smash dudes with rocks

BREAKING NEWS: IT HAPPENED YOU GUYS! I MADE THE LIST!!!

the puzzle behind my name has finally been solved

i am not pro-AI. i am extremely anti-AI. fuck all clankers.

you’re making fun of me? online? i’m over here smoking loud kush on my couch. and you’re making fun of me Online? i am gonn fuckig cry and shit my pants. plz fucking stop.

this guys name is Sean Puffing Combs… what is he smoking the tools of a barbershop?

are u fucking kidding me? is he just owning the hate now or does he think i’m complimenting him

Wow! 1,000,000 subscribers, thank you!! if you told me 10 years ago that one day i’d be live streaming in my room, chain smoking cigarettes and watching old Hannah Montana re-runs for 14 hours at time. i would’ve said you’re bananas, but here we are. dreams do come true.

theyre strapping me into a special seat, and putting on my “Big Baby ❤️’s It Messy” bib, and they’re force feeding me bbq-slathered baby back ribs, sloppy style.

Can I just say for the record that I fucking hate my nemesis?

find a pepper pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck

please do not drop a hammer on my head from a tall ladder, i would not like that.

if the poo fits, flush it

practicing my sword skills for when the time is right, whenever that time may come (i know damn well that i have a meeting with my arch nemesis at 2pm)

double mirrored 69, nice

would you like to try this Savory Penis Stew? no, that’s just the name. no those are hot dogs and meatballs. do you ask your husband this many questions? now i see why he’s already on his 3rd drink and you haven’t even ordered appetizers.

if you want a pussy the government should just send you one in an envelope no questions asked

My wife and her family are unjustly review bombing me in family court after patching my life with more gambling

i am literally the nicest guy online to people who don’t support genocide, transphobia, or artificial intelligence.

cant believe it already wednesday, time fly

good thing this isn’t my first rodeo, and i was prepared… i quoted the ai-generated comic, and she replied this

you’ll never believe what this is a reply to

i’m kinda like chumbawamba for a little bit but after getting knocked down a few times i can’t really get up again

i was in my car at Dunkin and this girl (had to be like 19-20) pulled up next to me in a BRAND NEW Corvette. got her coffee, and got back in her car. she looks over at me, smiled and then revved her engine and peeled out, nearly hitting like 3 people. do you think being a spoiled brat impresses me?

you’re a brain dead idiot. snoopy is a cartoon.

(i jump out of your tv, your grandma has a heart attack while she’s knitting) “sup gang!”

personally if i was in charge of the country i would make sharp cheddar a human right. everyone deserve cheese. everyone get cheese. sharp kind. extra stinky.

hello dot com

but…. but you made this comic with AI. you fucking crayon chewing dolt. that means you are contributing to the problem. don’t you understand that?

my name is Melvin Hellville and i’m here to kick ass and suck dic— i mean lick ass and suck— i mean fuck ass and bust nut— i mean fuck your mom. shit. let me start over, i’m Hellvin Melvin.

everyone online is a mark that everyone else can exploit to turn into personal clout, clout is a currency you can use to gain followers, followers are like livestock that produce clout that you can harvest seasonally

Open for a Surprise !!

good knight, warriors

me when my nemesis is around: that's my fucking nemesis

who called it autistic and not “trainsgender”

damn does anyone smell that it smells like someone farted wtf is that also unrelated i think i just shit my pants

don’t bring no magician around me if my card disappears i will beat his ass

i wish i could chase even shorter term gains

it’s a big shitta thing, a lil pooper like you wouldn’t get it