A law of posting is that the longer you spend workshopping a post, the less successful that post will be. This is why, when I finally figure out my sudafed/"Sue the Fed" post, it will do negative numbers.

Ham bone soup, baby

Guess what I'm making myself for breakfast tomorrow

I’m LIVE NOW!!! we’re gonna talk about the most insane Reddit mod crashout I’ve ever seen, Kyrsten Sinema’s tryst with her security guard, “MAGA for Mamdani,” and more! Plus I’ll be playing My Quit Smoking Coach for the Nintendo DS. GET IN NOW!!!!! www.twitch.tv/mrpxssy youtube.com/live/r9VOkz5...

I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.

This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..

I need to stop arguing with people on reddit. I'm getting downvoted for saying that children can't be evil.

Did David Bowie and Freddy Mercury ever explain why they imprisoned their friends?

Wednesday Fridays, with Tony Bony

I must have absorbed too much fox news from the TVs at the gym last night because I had a dream that I was running around my old college campus taking down swastikas.

Boise Toomen

Playing Balatro again

Bastards.

Now watching

Scott Adams, you have FAILED the caught lackin challenge!!

Now playing resident evil 1 for the first time (2016 remake version).

*oblivion orc voice* Rumor is WALMART has been rolling back prices lately. But you didn't hear it from me.

pissing > pooping

Done. Please follow these steps to get this fundraiser canceled.

people all over the country and world buy jeeps, it's not just a long island thing

Sometimes I'll be going about my day and encounter a stark reminder that I live on Dumbfuck Island

Da squeak siblings

That thing dogs do with their tongues to blast water up into their mouths where they have to catch it—that counts as cooking. Dogs cook their water.

methinks subway Jared will be enjoying a different kind of footlong... in PRISON

anyone know of businesses that are hiring CEOs or other C-suite execs?

Did anyone else get this??

Six Feet Under. Nothing else comes close.

If you took a billionaire and dropped them in the jungle with no resources, in 6 months they will have developed leptospirosis.

my chili recipe (which I make all the time without issue) came out super acidic???? trying not to let this ruin all of 2026 for me.

i modded a cube to make it slightly curvier

Will you still love me when I'm no longer Joe and Viewtiful

Some people consider Dragonforce's lyrics to be comically fantastic but they write from lived experience and they actually did all of those things.

i am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI

its time to bring it back

It's a big day for those fluent in the good grammar of civility looking to deploy decorum to mask agendas of cruelty

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

Trying to reconcile my hatred of AI potentially taking our jobs with my deeply rooted desire for my job to be taken away from me so I can never do it again.

I just forgot my auld acquaintance Not the best idea

Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.

Dune 3: Cunt

We need to have a national conversation about what "Nashville Hot" means. Nobody is on the same page here.

New species of crab discovered!

If anyone wants like... 1000+ hours of entertainment, go buy the Game of All Time for almost nothing.

killua and gon: man we gotta find a copy of this video game!!! kurapika signing on to be a bodyguard for the Mafia:

*AAA game protag voice* I should beat my shit crazy style. Hmm. Lotion. Could come in handy later. Heh. Handy. Should probably beat off first. Should probably beat my shit before doing that. I'm not leaving until i beat my shit.