Unemployed Guy
@porktartare.bsky.social
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Professional contrarian, naysayer, yum-yucker, heckler, and overall hater.
dreamt that i was eatin pussy like my life depended on it
about 4 hours ago
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Josh Sawyer
about 5 hours ago
just remembered all these videos. i miss them. a simpler time.
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Breakfast burgers for unemployed guy
about 4 hours ago
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We got AI out here winning Oscars now. The industry is fucked.
about 8 hours ago
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Jack off all trades, masturbate none
about 23 hours ago
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Warning: This bag is a really, really fun toy.
1 day ago
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Example of absolutely cracked gameplay in slay the spire 1
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2 days ago
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The two best genres of movie
3 days ago
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heck's maniac
4 days ago
come with me. and you'll pee. in a room, that's built for urination.
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*Chef John voice* After all, you are the Marquis de Sade of your Cajun Remoulade.
5 days ago
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5 elite path feels so good when you don't have an A20H in your ear telling you you'll die
6 days ago
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Well, well, well... if it isn't the- *suddenly remembers the cease & desist I got from the Blowjob Brothers last week* Prostate Pals!
6 days ago
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6 days ago
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rob
7 days ago
starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes
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Break this website's kneecaps with a baseball bat
7 days ago
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Will Sloan
8 days ago
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holly
8 days ago
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Augh rotten potatoes
9 days ago
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I know it's not butter. I just can't π₯π§π€π«π it.
9 days ago
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Finally got gold stickers on every joker with this insanely risky 4oak build. Lucked out with two blueprints and good deck trimming.
9 days ago
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Gregory Possum-Friend
9 days ago
Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me Dave: ya dont worry Steve: which pic did u use Mark: dont worry about it
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I can not believe that it is not butter
10 days ago
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I need every website with a location search to understand that Connecticut is 100 miles away from Long Island because I do not have a semi-aquatic vehicle.
10 days ago
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You saved my heart from the fate of Big Freedia
12 days ago
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Worked for post office and worked for post office
add a skeleton here at some point
12 days ago
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BayBayFriend
12 days ago
Posts with 156,000 likes on LinkedIn: Courtney βMale Courtneyβ Bordeaux: Hold your money in front of the mirror. Now your brain sees two times the money, plus one time your handsomeness π
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Why did I think so many songs were about sex when I was a child. Probably nothing to worry about.
13 days ago
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When I was a kid I thought the song "Bent" by Matchbox 20 was about his dick being bent.
13 days ago
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josh (oldfriend99)
4 months ago
Turning this off. i thought this was supposed to be about an escape from alcatraz..
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13 days ago
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cakemittens
13 days ago
I'm serving cunt in Cedar Rapids!
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JAV Titles
14 days ago
Squirting Fuck Mania 17 Sessions!!
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The Sleeper's Sleep
14 days ago
It's fine. Like most citizens of Yharnam, the President is undergoing "blood ministration"
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14 days ago
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Hmmm... HMMM...
14 days ago
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georgia-lux
over 1 year ago
the REAL posters are on Nextdoor
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ridley β§οΈ ππ΅
over 1 year ago
stupid fucking milkshake wonβt be nice to the meatball
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White boy shocks Innsmouth restaurant staff by ordering in perfect, non-euclidean R'lyehian.
15 days ago
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Making unemployment chow aka human kibble
15 days ago
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Please don't repost this obvious AI image, even if it does represent something that actually happened.
15 days ago
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Operation Epic Kill Yourself
16 days ago
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"Rach hon. I can see everything."
16 days ago
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Luke O'Neil
16 days ago
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I'm the baby from the Nirvana album and I'm here to say/ My dick has grown bigger in a major way
17 days ago
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hotsietozzi
over 2 years ago
Got kicked out of the liberry again cuz a couple people complained about my therapy goose Insane Willie.
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Brian Floyd
17 days ago
this was a real thing and the department of licensing blamed new technology so iβm pretty sure that means they got sold an ai service
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Uh-hhh which idiot called it a mammogram instead of a pit stop for tit spots?
17 days ago
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Easiest gold stake run ever. Ignore Merry Andy, he's just here to get his gold sticker.
18 days ago
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Joe Tilleli π PAX EAST
18 days ago
Friends in the NY area, Iβm going to be storytelling Blood on the Clocktower at the Long Island Tabletop Gaming Expo at the Cradle of Aviation. Secure your spot now as slots are limited!
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So uhh, anybody know any remote jobs that are hiring like asap?
18 days ago
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