Only people who play Slay the Spire can understand how satisfying this is.

Under my administration we captured 3 gray aliens and 2 green

Making one of those AI Nostalgia bait videos but it's very specifically about being able to see Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever in theaters.

I went to the grocery store one million times and unlocked red limes!

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Conjuring 4... 👎👎👎

I wish I loved anything as much as he loves chicken.

Absolutely gutted to hear that @kalebhorton.bsky.social died. Such a profound loss. His writing was incredibly profound yet relatable. This news hit me at my core.

my husband @kalebhorton.bsky.social hated the phrase “passed away” and had nothing but scorn for softening euphemisms in general. he was a firm believer in the comedy rule of threes, but only if the third thing can hit as a surprise. and he just died

The best I've done in a race so far is also the worst I've looked at the end.

Where is my dog?

Who up slaying they spire. Finally beat A15H with defect. Pellets carried my ass.

Getting worked up about "Paperback Writer" by the Beatles. The lyrics say "It's based on a novel by a man named Lear." You can't base your book on another book. That's not allowed.

When I was a kid my Grandpa told me BMW stood for "British Motor Wheels" and I still kind of believe it sometimes

@baybayfriend.bsky.social seen on tumblr, reminded me of your style.

Tom from blend-tec opening up the blender cautiously: Elon Musk dust. Don't breathe this!

Jimmy Kimmel had announced on instagram he would be using the time off to raise a new rescue puppy, now his latest post is a 15 second video of dropping it off on the shoulder of the Hollywood Freeway and driving away. For all of you celebrating.

wifefish is hopped up on cold medicine and made this for me ❤️

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

When an internet video starts and it's a young person looking off camera and talking, I panic and flail for the STOP button but I know I'm probably going to have to endure seeing a split-second or two of the same person dressed differently and playing a different person talking to the first person.

First time building around dead branch as defect. Working out pretty well. Only the heart left to go.

You think I ain't worth a dollar but I feel like I'm worth twenty dollars

Oh, you think there's only two genders? That's cute.

10K PR today followed by giving a cybertruck the fakeout thumbs down. Can this day get better?

Did a quick calculation and it's going to take 6 hours for me to complete all of my incomplete notes for work, lol.

His bloodlust chills me to the bone.

What's for lunch? I'm having chicken sandwich.

THROUGH THE DARKNESS OF FUTURE PAST THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE ONE CHANCE OUT BETWEEN TWO WORLDS

It's one episode of chainsaw man Wednesday and you know what that means: it's time to watch one episode of chainsaw man.

Willy Wonka briefing the Oompa Loompas:

only my dumbass town would have a statue of children chasing a ball into traffic.

Feeling kind of sad that the last film I saw Robert Redford act in was some netflix schlock that everyone forgot about in ten minutes. I'm due for a Butch & Sundance rewatch soon.

Just received word from King Kai. Robert Redford has passed through the Other World Check-In Station.

Me every Monday night

It takes James Bond too long to say his name. I tune out and lose interest in the movie

One good indicator about this whole thing is that I haven't heard any Europeans going "oh great, now I have to learn what a 'Utah' is."

if you're ever looking for some kind of program that does a very specific thing and every time you search for something like it, you get overwhelmed by listicles for paid bloatware, i highly recommend searching "[the thing you want] open source" and 9 times out of 10 someone already made it

Let it be known that I woke up today with "Life on Mars" stuck in my head and THEN saw this article later on.

(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs

Born to polish various metals, forced to do zoom meeting job

incredible signs going up in brooklyn

those who knew Charlie personally would often come to him with difficult questions. i remember once knocking on his door, which he opened instantly, as if waiting and before i asked, he answered, "yes i did call your daughter a slut" his gums seemed to be slowly excreting teeth. she's six by the way

20 mile run tomorrow. 6 weeks until marathon day. Shit is getting real.

Many people have forgotten that, in 2004, a guy wrecked his presidential campaign simply because he did one weird scream. We need to get back to that level of quality control.

Pretty Woman is a great movie to watch if you want to see a pretty woman

You know the part of the movie where the creature turns on the evil scientist and he's like "Wait! No, not me!" I think we've been seeing that in real life lately.

Q: What did Vance say to Trump after Etsy witches turned them both into pairs of leather chaps? A: Don, we now are gay apparel.

Easiest heart kill I've had in a while