dreamt that i was eatin pussy like my life depended on it

just remembered all these videos. i miss them. a simpler time.

Breakfast burgers for unemployed guy

We got AI out here winning Oscars now. The industry is fucked.

Jack off all trades, masturbate none

Warning: This bag is a really, really fun toy.

Example of absolutely cracked gameplay in slay the spire 1

The two best genres of movie

come with me. and you'll pee. in a room, that's built for urination.

*Chef John voice* After all, you are the Marquis de Sade of your Cajun Remoulade.

5 elite path feels so good when you don't have an A20H in your ear telling you you'll die

Well, well, well... if it isn't the- *suddenly remembers the cease & desist I got from the Blowjob Brothers last week* Prostate Pals!

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

Break this website's kneecaps with a baseball bat

Augh rotten potatoes

I know it's not butter. I just can't 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙫𝙚 it.

Finally got gold stickers on every joker with this insanely risky 4oak build. Lucked out with two blueprints and good deck trimming.

Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me Dave: ya dont worry Steve: which pic did u use Mark: dont worry about it

I can not believe that it is not butter

I need every website with a location search to understand that Connecticut is 100 miles away from Long Island because I do not have a semi-aquatic vehicle.

You saved my heart from the fate of Big Freedia

Worked for post office and worked for post office

Posts with 156,000 likes on LinkedIn: Courtney “Male Courtney” Bordeaux: Hold your money in front of the mirror. Now your brain sees two times the money, plus one time your handsomeness 💋

Why did I think so many songs were about sex when I was a child. Probably nothing to worry about.

When I was a kid I thought the song "Bent" by Matchbox 20 was about his dick being bent.

Turning this off. i thought this was supposed to be about an escape from alcatraz..

I'm serving cunt in Cedar Rapids!

Squirting Fuck Mania 17 Sessions!!

It's fine. Like most citizens of Yharnam, the President is undergoing "blood ministration"

Hmmm... HMMM...

the REAL posters are on Nextdoor

stupid fucking milkshake won’t be nice to the meatball

White boy shocks Innsmouth restaurant staff by ordering in perfect, non-euclidean R'lyehian.

Making unemployment chow aka human kibble

Please don't repost this obvious AI image, even if it does represent something that actually happened.

Operation Epic Kill Yourself

"Rach hon. I can see everything."

I'm the baby from the Nirvana album and I'm here to say/ My dick has grown bigger in a major way

Got kicked out of the liberry again cuz a couple people complained about my therapy goose Insane Willie.

this was a real thing and the department of licensing blamed new technology so i’m pretty sure that means they got sold an ai service

Uh-hhh which idiot called it a mammogram instead of a pit stop for tit spots?

Easiest gold stake run ever. Ignore Merry Andy, he's just here to get his gold sticker.

Friends in the NY area, I’m going to be storytelling Blood on the Clocktower at the Long Island Tabletop Gaming Expo at the Cradle of Aviation. Secure your spot now as slots are limited! tabletop.events/conventions/...

So uhh, anybody know any remote jobs that are hiring like asap?