I feel like mania weekend is a perfect illustration of how poorly AEW books it’s women when they can all go elsewhere for the week and have some of their beat matches of the year so far.

I feel like such a hating bitch but if i can hit double digit seconds in timing how long it takes you to set up a move that isnt even a flip or on the ropes you gotta drop that shit from your moveset

Small town shit i hate: people showing up to your house uninvited and deciding they’ll sit and talk for at minimum an hour and a half.

One of my biggest wrestling pet peeves is when a match between two wrestlers with a mile long experience gap is designed to make them look like equivalents

Why was Vampiro serving here??? STOP IT

Women putting on all the best matches of this week I know thats right

It is more real every day

Amateur Lesbians Making Out: Their First Sexual Experience!

I’ll share more later but heres some Tomodachi wrestlers, (and me)

sometimes being able to pull up the exact replication of what two wrestlers did on the indies with their jobs as TV wrestlers isnt good

This is long overdue. I'm sorry for anybody I've ever hurt.

the dude literally talked about how bad he felt before announcing it, realizing he might have an anxiety disorder OF COURSE HE WAS GONNA CANCEL.

it took four days for Northernlion’s horrific anxiey about this to catch up to him I see.

I feel like no one would be bitching relatively about the Darby MJF decision if it wasnt for the biggest fucking prize in the company

you know the angle is controversial when the incidence of AEW related posts increases from @blockedforthispost.bsky.social

Can I introduce yall to the wrestle universe subscription

Seeing the timeline reaction is so fucking funny man.

girls and such not watching dynamite on my timeline salute

Before i graduated i had several problems with being photographed by others for harassment reasons and I can’t fucking imagine what it’s like now, god.

Surely sending every writer who has ever focused on review, criticism, and critique death threats couldnt have caused this right?

Not to be insane but the second I realizes i was home alone i engaged in some personal masochism and i feel great.

How many minutes will Darby’s inevitable “arthouse” entrance take tonight?

If I killed myself in front of Chris Jericho i dont think he’d give a shit bit you could definitely alter the lives of all of the streamers on board with one simple trick.

I still can’t believe the Jericho wrestling cruise is cheaper than the Northernlion cruise.

Everyone stop asking where Nyla Rose is And instead watch her wrestle on the Marvelous show next month

Experiencing the kind of annoying as fuck sensations that can only be removed by stronger pain

Bro someone get @northerniion.bsky.social some more manga clean up gigs stat

The Chris Jericho rock and wrestling cruise is cheaper than the nl supercruise

My obvious take is a lot of the premier women‘s wrestling is coming out of a Wrestle Universe subscription and these wrestlers, along with women with the ability to take dates agreeing to longer, quality matches on the indies.

Gotta say it must be insane for the guys he streams with who will not be going on this cruise to hear about it for months.

you *know* the sun burns on the Northernlion cruise are gonna be nasty.

northernlion cruise sounds like heaven for straight tgirls just twirl your hair and go "yeah that obama impression is really spot on" with the most vocal fry you can muster and you're leaving with a husband and a combined $5k in the hole that's the kind of setup most couples in the 00s would die for

The Northernlion, Last Podcast On The Left, and Maximum Fun cruises are firing broadside cannons at each other like some assassin's creed black flag shit

[explaining a key party to a northernlion fan zoomer] its like sex, but with roguelike elements

Probably breaking a ton of poor trans people out of their NL watch cycle though lol.

There really is a clip for everything

it’s just so easy to riff on man. so much stupid shit going on in the world and these guys are doing an overly expensive streamer cruise

Who’s gonna be the first journo to write about the history of intetnet focused fan events after this NL cruise announcement. Who we calling from the RTX guardian team to interview?

I like reading con and meetup magazine and book briefs but there was always stronger unifiers that brought people together man streamer fandom shit is beyond me

how many full on cons and shit for internet groups are even left at this point?

god okay Shin’s gear must be picking up so much dust when she rolls around in the ring

ZONES‘ theme song makes me fee like I’m 16 in a good way. I’m listening to that shit in the weight room pumping iron

My only priority shows for this weekend are TJPW, Stardom and Marvelous, lots of good fucking matches but that Marvelous show is the show to watch IMO

I thought the Gauntlet and Thekla vs Hayter were the two best matches on the main card for sure.

YUNA impresses me so much.

gonna spend my morning watching senjo mow

Stagnancy is the actual devil of pro wrestling and I can’t name two wrestlers who fit the bill for stagnancy more.

So it’s RTX, on a cruise, for just Northernlion fans.

Wait the northernlion cruise isnt a joke