who up satisfying the need to slurp frog eggs through a reed? (drinking boba)

got kicked out of olive garden you eat 20 breadsticks? no problem stick one in your peehole? kicked out immediately im sorry i thought it was UNLIMITED

woe. podcast upon ye.

good news everyone im slightly mentally better but i will never truly be fixed until i have horns, a succubus tail, but in an all metal robogirl body mecha succubus

"You are seen and you are loved" without the promise of safety or protection is a meaningless, hollow gesture. We need people to embody "You will be safe, and you will be protected." We need people to actually do something and stand up for trans rights. When all we want is to be able to exist.

you always see tractor trailers with "air ride equipped" on them. i bet they're really excited for the sequel. i can't wait until i start seeing "air riders equipped" on new tractor trailers. i hope they get the ability to use more power ups besides sleep this time

they're plowing your ass on farmsky

I just think having swooping cow horns, a tail, and massive tits filled with milk that could crush a full can of soda by their sheer weight would save me

im too unsettling and mysterious

sometimes i just wanna come over and stare at your crotch with a blank, mindless stare while breathing slightly heavy

When the submissive bottom decides to be a power bottom tonight

it's funny, releasing an album is special but it's also a bit wistful it's out there now for others to enjoy and share, and while that's beautiful it also feels like shutting a chapter of your life. it's humbling going back to that feeling of not knowing what will the next chapter be

That's right, we're playing NYC! If you're in the city, come see us play! Or hell, just come hang with us if you want! More details to come!

That's right, we're playing NYC! If you're in the city, come see us play! Or hell, just come hang with us if you want! More details to come!

i can't wait to have a bottom surgery consult and when asked for picture examples, just slide my surgeon this

saves should be viewable, or you should have the ability to turn them off, full stop. as the setting currently stands, it is being used as a harassment vector to stalk and intimidate users about their posting which overall is unhealthy for this app

saves should be viewable, or you should have the ability to turn them off, full stop. as the setting currently stands, it is being used as a harassment vector to stalk and intimidate users about their posting which overall is unhealthy for this app

i choose when to kneel (at home, submissively, with a blank needy stare, and heavy breathing right before i give incredibly sloppy head)

did you know? you don't have to share every fucking weird little irrelevant monster that spews some transphobic garbage or every bill and threat against us that will never come to pass; and that by doing so you are literally sewing fear and discord for them in their attempts to rob us of our joy?

llms are useless if you wanted incorrect nonsense in response to your questions you could just play with my tits and cock while asking me to solve complex equations and calling me a good girl

dont let anyone tell you that you aren't allowed to experience life and find some joy in turbulent times don't spend so much time worrying about tomorrow that you miss out on today even if the weather sucks outside, there's still joy in dancing in the rain or cuddling up on the couch

what the fuuuuck what is happening this is so crazy #1 on the bandcamp app for pop, #4 on bandcamp site for pop, and we're in the fucking banner on the app thank you thank you thank you this is insanely huge for us, we literally couldn't do this without you all

idk what's happening on here but like our album is going crazy on bandcamp, im on vacation, and im playing Borderlands with some friends rn. i am THRIVING rn and i hope you all are too

Fifth. We're fucking fifth. This is insane. Your support means everything and we wouldn't be here without you all. If you haven't already, check us out! And shares of my wife's post are huge for us. Thank you soso much 💜

chicken parmesan +40 to fullness chicken harmesean +30 to fullness +20% damage for 60 min

completed a challenge towards unlocking the bimbo class ✅ hugged someone absent mindedly and didn't realize i was actually suffocating and smothering her with my tits to the point where her life flashed before her eyes

actually wild holy shit that's US

BEACH EPISODE is climbing the Bandcamp charts! We are currently the number one Electropop album, and we're also in the top albums for Alternative Pop, Synthpop, Transgender, and Pittsburgh! It is NAME YOUR PRICE on there, so please buy the album for a couple bucks if you can!

we decided to release an album last night in spite of everything, we're choosing to live and thrive. we're going to win. we're going to survive. we're going to find our joy.

ANNOUNCEMENT: Our second album, BEACH EPISODE, is availble now on Spotify/Apple/Tidal, Nintendo DS, cassette, CD, and Game Boy Advance!

ANNOUNCEMENT: Our second album, BEACH EPISODE, is streaming now on Bandcamp.

soon.

idk, this doesn't look like a green room to me

idk which one of you is just saving every post i make that isn't a shitpost or meme but it's fucking creepy, stop it's insane that this app doesn't let you see who saved your post for SO MANY reasons

if you are expecting more posts from me about everything like the other day, i exhausted my stream of consciousness for now and am waiting to see how things pan out before saying much else. i definitely have opinions but i'm not in a good space for discussion and succinct phrasing rn

JUST FELL TO MY KNEES IN MY KITCHEN CRYING CUMMING HOLY SHIT DIRECT FOLLOW UP TO THREE HOUSES FIRE EMBLEM MY BELOVED

playing borderlands 4 with the dude friends and everytime i say "found a big chest" they just laugh and say "yeah, yours stupid" or "what did you look down?" im so cooked

uhhhhhh

i actually helped build the 9/11 memorial and due to some wild events i led one of the crews, im 100% serious. this year more than ever it is deeply comforting to me that they can't erase the fact that a trans woman helped build a national monument.

when the submissive bottom wants to power bottom now

snapped this pic on a little solo adventure yesterday 💜

breast aug update so yes i can go braless now, im back to normal bra use and wear... ...but also they're so sensitive now im horny just from my shirt brushing against them