Mandeep Kaur’s latest hit is an ache in her hips that worsens whenever she attempts to live, breathe or exist.

When my spouse filled in the form (the PARENTAL form btw) he forbade me from reading it. "I don't think of you like this," he said, handing me a sealed envelope. 🫠

The questionnaire, which is supposedly meant to indicate whether or not you’re autistic, is actually out to roast every flaw you’ve ever been insecure about.

Lottie Fitzgerald, 38, who was in her late 20s when bits started metaphorically falling off her, has been stuck in a perpetual game of medical whack-a-mole ever since. Help fund our many, many, many medications by supporting us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/138862...

Lottie Fitzgerald, 38, who was in her late 20s when bits started metaphorically falling off her, has been stuck in a perpetual game of medical whack-a-mole ever since. Help fund our many, many, many medications by supporting us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/138862...

Siobhan Moorton, a white middle-class woman who was diagnosed as autistic last month at the age of 30, has defied stereotypes by not immediately signing a publishing deal.

Siobhan Moorton, a white middle-class woman who was diagnosed as autistic last month at the age of 30, has defied stereotypes by not immediately signing a publishing deal.

“I mean, you try saying ‘I’m so happy for you’ without sounding like Alan Rickman delivering a withering putdown.”

Ellie Mulligan, 55, was dismayed to discover that, in spite of her many talents, in most situations she is not much help.

Ellie Mulligan, 55, was dismayed to discover that, in spite of her many talents, in most situations she is not much help.

In a statement released today, the autistic population explained: “Lol have you ever got a single fact wrong around one of us?” We will keep fighting - and so should you: www.patreon.com/posts/116939...

“I mean, you try saying ‘I’m so happy for you’ without sounding like Alan Rickman delivering a withering putdown.”

In a statement released today, the autistic population explained: “Lol have you ever got a single fact wrong around one of us?” We will keep fighting - and so should you: www.patreon.com/posts/116939...

Miya Wilkes, 38, likes to ensure the quality of her interactions with just a few quick questions, if you have time. Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/how-wa...

Miya Wilkes, 38, likes to ensure the quality of her interactions with just a few quick questions, if you have time. Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/how-wa...

Niamh Callaghan, 33, could have simply waited until a lifeguard was present before engaging in such a high-risk sport, but, for reasons known only to her, found the small apple-flavoured rectangle too enticing to resist. Read the whole thing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/138862...

Miya Wilkes, 26, put a number of measures in place to ensure she didn’t send a dreaded double text to Aidan Michaels, 29 – all of which she promptly ignored.

A very brave abled man has made it his personal mission to protect public facilities from anyone who doesn’t look disabled enough, sources have claimed.

A very brave abled man has made it his personal mission to protect public facilities from anyone who doesn’t look disabled enough, sources have claimed.

Miya Wilkes, 26, put a number of measures in place to ensure she didn’t send a dreaded double text to Aidan Michaels, 29 – all of which she promptly ignored.

Niamh Callaghan, 33, could have simply waited until a lifeguard was present before engaging in such a high-risk sport, but, for reasons known only to her, found the small apple-flavoured rectangle too enticing to resist. Read the whole thing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/138862...

This is gonna be a blast! Sarah is a great actor and teacher. Bring a bushel of shiny apples for her desk.

Thomas explained: “I really like Emma – which is why I’m not going to let my crazy hang out until she does.”

Only a few places left for our online acting workshop this Sunday! Members at all paid Patreon tiers welcome!

Only a few places left for our online acting workshop this Sunday! Members at all paid Patreon tiers welcome!

Thomas explained: “I really like Emma – which is why I’m not going to let my crazy hang out until she does.”

Des Ackerman, 33, who really thinks you should catch up with Severance, because it’s right up your street, has unwittingly caused you to only half watch the first 10 minutes before insisting it’s “not for you”. For any PDA-ers, do NOT sign up to our Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/138656...

Paige Thomas, 37, made what eyewitnesses described as a “slightly self-destructive decision,” despite her best efforts to be perfect in all matters at all times - just like everybody else. Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/113413...

Randhawa said: “I’m on top of the world right now. I feel great. Like I could run a marathon, or defeat God in single combat – hang on a minute! I forgot to add those things to my to-do list. I’ll put them both under ‘Priority’.”

“It could be because autistic people tend to have big, beautiful eyes, an air of mystique and a fathomless, unknowable heart… Oh. Oh, God. Er, excuse me for a minute.”

Miya Wilkes, 35, makes sure to politely enquire after your daughter whenever the two of you catch up, but doesn’t want you to think that means she gives a shit about children in general.

Miya Wilkes, 35, makes sure to politely enquire after your daughter whenever the two of you catch up, but doesn’t want you to think that means she gives a shit about children in general.

“It could be because autistic people tend to have big, beautiful eyes, an air of mystique and a fathomless, unknowable heart… Oh. Oh, God. Er, excuse me for a minute.”

Someone should really start a publisher based on making and selling books to established, non-mainstream audiences using a crowdfunding model and then - and this part is crucial - not completely fuck it up.

I'm another autistic writer who is unwanted in this climate, so I'm not sure how much my boost helps. But maybe someone who follows me has more resources or contacts. This is a very worthy project!

I can think of at least two people I'd buy it for as a present

My wife runs a NHS children’s mental health team and they are big Tism fans. I think you’d do very well.

Randhawa said: “I’m on top of the world right now. I feel great. Like I could run a marathon, or defeat God in single combat – hang on a minute! I forgot to add those things to my to-do list. I’ll put them both under ‘Priority’.”

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Des Ackerman, 33, who really thinks you should catch up with Severance, because it’s right up your street, has unwittingly caused you to only half watch the first 10 minutes before insisting it’s “not for you”. For any PDA-ers, do NOT sign up to our Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/138656...

Alternativeky, if there is a hilarious editor out there who loves what we do and thinks we’re worth championing, even in this anti-autism world, get in touch!

Yo - so unfortunately in this climate trad publishing doesn’t want us! If we write a Daily Tism book & start our own little publisher to put it out, say in time for next Christmas, who’d buy and read the living shit out of it?

Paige Thomas, 37, made what eyewitnesses described as a “slightly self-destructive decision,” despite her best efforts to be perfect in all matters at all times - just like everybody else. Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/113413...

Did you know The Daily Tism does bespoke comedy advertising that people actually read & interact with? We do special deals for sole traders, artists & small businesses, so get in touch if you’d like us to lovingly roast you for our audience of millions!

Anti-autism campaigner, Karen Hoyland, 40, commented: “I love my child but I hate his autism. The other day I came home to find him lining up his guns, instead of playing with them like a normal kid.”

Dacey said: “It’s not like I don’t have other interests. I also like movies! I can do both at the same time – see? Wait, what just happened?”

Gl*nner whining that satire is dead while The Daily Tism are out here satirising America into the next century

If you’re cancelling your Disney Plus subscription today, now’s a great time to sign up to The Daily Tism Patreon. Not only is it a great time with bonus articles, podcast episodes & monthly community events but we pay real writers to write real things & we don’t fire them for being right on.

My favorite running gag from this site is Karen Hoyland, international neurotypical villain.

Bitingly good!