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Me: hello I need accommodations Them: what’s your dx? Me: well I don’t have one but I do need a reasona- Them: no dx no accommodations Me, later: I has dx! Them: ugh everyone getting labels so trendy Me: I can has accommodation? Them: no, you’re faking Them: labels hurt people Me: YOU hurt people

Once-Adventurous Salmon Can’t Believe She Ended Up Moving Back To Birthplace, Having A Bunch Of Kids https://theonion.com/once-adventurous-salmon-can-t-believe-she-ended-up-movi-1825827223/

Many people fantasise about living in big houses. I do not. When some people see a big house they think, “I'll live in a place like that one day, when I'm rich & famous.” When I see a big house I think, “Fucking hell, what a nightmare the cleaning and heating & maintenance must be in that place.”

[The Cure voice] 🎶 Monday, you can fall apart / Tuesday, you can also fall apart / Wednesday, Thursday, you got it, fall apart / it’s Friday, you’ve fallen apart 🎶

My department is looking to hire a professor of practice in CS, with a focus on AI. Job posting below. If you have questions I'll do my best to answer them, else find someone who can! We are in Providence, easy commute access from Boston. jobs.chronicle.com/job/37970844...

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

I think there should be a rule where, when someone follows you, they like/repost whatever post convinced them to follow

"20 yrs ago the world took a year to add 1 gigawatt of solar. Now it takes just half a day. Solar costs have fallen by around 90% over past decade, & as costs fall, installations accelerate. Nowhere is this clearer than in China 🇨🇳. It now accounts for well over half of global solar installations"

This is Milka. She'll get around to chasing her tail eventually. But for now she is just getting to know it. 12/10 (TT: milka_collie5)

This is hilarious because it implies that her husband DID call her while she was in space on the ISS to ask her help in looking for something. 💀🌌

girl take us with you

Jesus: "...and the day I died." Disciple: "oh yeah, Good Friday?" Jesus: "wait, you called it what?" Disciple: "bad Friday. Really bad Friday. Honestly, the worst Friday."

Not all experiences teach you something positive; sometimes they just leave trauma. The harm done to you had no purpose, nor did it happen to teach you a damn thing. I hate how certain current ideologies force you to thank those who hurt you for whatever messed-up shit they did. Fuck that shit.

Adulthood is a hard case to make to someone who's not already bought in. Wondermark #1583; Groan Up

Long shot but does anyone have recommendations for things to do in Cambridge that don’t require much walking? Concerts etc ideal

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

Have a break. Have 12 Tonnes of KitKat. Remember, kids, Nestle is literally the company who literally told African mothers that their breast milk wasn't good enough in order to sell more formula. Don't be a snitch, now.

And the man knew what morals were worth teaching.

Fake news. Obviously there should be four elephants and a turtle underneath the disc.

The goal of science is to make new knowledge, the goal of a PhD programme is to make new scientists.

There better be a spoon to eat all that before I get into bed!

Apparently we're hiring another two-year postdoc, for Aaron Cotnoir's Unity Project. AOS in Metaphysics, Social Ontology, or Formal Ontology. Apply here: www.jobs.ac.uk/job/DRA671/r... #philsky

Just learned that French "os" (bone) is pronounced "os" in the singular and "o" in the plural and I don't know whether to love it or hate it

Bold of you to assume that this is not just ALL the time

2000 pages of Leibniz, much of it previously untranslated or unpublished, will be published next month. They’ll appear in a new three-volume edition of Leibniz’s Philosophical Papers (1677–1686), ed. by Lloyd Strickland and published by Oxford University Press dailynous.com/2026/03/27/l... #philsky

snapped peas are just regular peas that have finally had enough of everyone’s bullshit

Your password must contain a character with a tragic backstory.

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Them: You're gifted. Here's a bunch of extra math and science work to keep you entertained. Me: Woohoo~ This totally makes up for my struggles with social relationships, task initiation, and time management. Thanks

People who don't think that zero is a natural number can't be trusted.

More context on this #Artemis II image: * This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right * The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon: ☀️🌍🚀🌕

This is so, so well-articulated.

much like a parser I too crash at any sign of ambiguity

we should give teachers time to read

There is a post-doctoral position available in my group. Funding is for two years in the first instance (with a possibility of an extension). Details on how to apply are at the link below. Please feel free to contact me with any enquiries. www.cam.ac.uk/jobs/researc...

This picture would be a side joke in Zootopia as a Bergman film poster

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

Do you love animal behavior & want to share that joy with younger folks? Write a short article on animal behavior for Frontiers for Young Minds (ages 8–15), co-authored with an undergrad! Part of an international ABS collection. Expression of interest due April 30. docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

An anonymous donor just gave 21 kg (46 lbs) of GOLD BARS… …to the city of Osaka… …on the condition that the ~US$3.6mil gets put towards FIXING MUNICIPAL WATER PIPES. I would like the movie of the backstory of this, please. Like OCEAN’S ELEVEN meets @neorsd.org. apnews.com/article/japa...

Deadline Extended! Applications for STCS Vigyan Vidushi 2026 are now open till April 4. If you’re a woman undergrad or master's student excited about theoretical computer science, this two-week summer school at TIFR is for you! 🗓️ July 6–17, 2026 🔗 tifr.link/stcsvv26

Have been thinking about this story all weekend – and considering how wonderfully radical it would be if millions of people took this seriously: "Perhaps consuming a few dozen book pages a day should become the new 10,000 daily steps — a basic foundation of activity to maintain cognitive fitness."

Realest post I have read today