Fuckin amazing aurora over Penge tonight. Took this through some high powered noculars.

This is getting closer. Ramleh will be on first, so get there early. Please note that there are 2 London venues called Signature Brew. We are playing at the one in Walthamstow, not the smaller one in Haggerston. I may have misled a few of you.

I for one will welcome, etc. www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2560607...

In Switzerland, the Conclave of the Holy Knights of the Dark Bean has been called. The Chant of Vengence has been sung, and the ancient cowbells have pronounced doom. Now, from his crypt, an ancient horror rises...

a “Space Force”, if you will

This is Trump's version, I call it Garbage Scow Diplomacy.

“My ancestral voices told me.”

I’ve decided I must have this, but as it’s sure to be over $1000 my friend and I have decided to split the cost and just ship it back and forth across state lines, each of us adding one piece at a time until it’s finished and this is obviously a perfect plan

Folks it pains me to ask so bluntly, but could anyone use some work doing by me? I've got to find income for three months until my next royalty payment, and I'm not having much luck.

Out today in the UK is a new paperback printing of Children of Time, the 10th anniversary edition, including a brand new in-universe short story ‘Unbearable’ and some other bits and pieces. www.panmacmillan.com/authors/adri...

Well this was predictable.

"hardly anyone listened to the John Cale / Charli XCX collab, but everyone who did went on to direct an adaptation of Wuthering Heights" - Brian Eno

I need the most Canadian story you have. No that's too Canadian.

The October numbers must be terrible. We all know why that's why the Trump administration is refusing to release them. It's "cases will go down if we stop testing" all over again.

I’m not a military expert, but a carrier battlegroup seems like a wee bit of overkill when you’re dealing with unarmed fishing boats.

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Happy Fenton Day to all who celebrate. Jesus Christ, fourteen years. youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

“It's five thousand miles to Rome. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.” “Hit it.”

Mary Shelly lost her virginity on her mom's grave, facilitated a lesbian wedding, and carried her dead husband’s heart around in a bag, so, yeah, I agree, let’s return to traditional values.

I'm willing to bet a shiny pound coin they enjoyed putting that one up at the Beeb

A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.

Once more for the evening crowd. I’ll be mentioning it again periodically, if you want to mute it.

Like Keith Harris and Cuddles the monkey went through the transporter in The Fly.

Trump take Christmas.

That’s Daniel Hannan, the most famous Peruvian after Michael Bentine.

just got exposed to some clips of Ben Shapiro, and as with so many other members of the conservative commentator industrial complex, I'm once again amazed at how he's become so influential, because apart from having absolutely obnoxious opinions about everything, he's just unbearable to listen to

Out on December 9, available to preorder fromNewCon Press now. Do you believe in miracles?

I mean, most septics would take the Day Today sketch entirely seriously... www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WTB...

I’ve yet to read a comprehensive study that proves conclusively that putting a potato in your sock doesn’t cure a cold So who’s to say 🤷🏻‍♂️ 🤨

How had I missed the fact the New Zealand Basketball team are know as the Tall Blacks?

Missing flamingo found living in France under an assumed name

Amused that Trump's lawyers really sent the legal letter to: BBC Television Centre, London W12 8QT. I wonder if they included a self addressed envelope for a reply and called 018118055 to confirm receipt. www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/tru...

I mean people laugh at him, but I'm all for this if it means we can have a robot that follows Elon around quoting Joyce Carol Oates tweets.

His ex said he did, I think it's more likely he didn't understand them. I've met a lot of libertarian types who didn't.

Incredible to think he said this in front of a shareholder’s meeting and they didn’t have him hospitalised.

Fabulous thread.

Did you know. That the meme-explosion that was the wooden model of Sacabambaspis (an Ordovician jawless fish) held at a Museum in Helsinki, was created by a pioneering Estonian fish paleontologist and palaeoartist, Elga Mark-Kurik. 🧵

Special Relationship showing some signs of strain.

Strange structures at the dawn of the universe.

One tiny detail I always loved about the Smiley books was that Control’s wife thought he worked for the Coal Board.

Good lord.

roses are red violets are fine but I'm afraid I...

The most important thing about the Bond films is the friends we made along the way.

Even more reason to keep this institution from succumbing to a decade's long attack from the right wing whose strategy is to create an environment where the rest of us hate it enough to accept its demise - the exact same playbook used against the NHS Ruin it when in power and attack relentlessly

Times are bad, children no longer obey their parents and everyone is recording a podcast.

Nowhere in the hysterical pile-on against the BBC in the British press has anyone mentioned that BBC News now has 77 million viewers & listeners in the US and has established itself as the second most trusted news source there.

Really hope that Zarah Sultana keeps a diary, because I really want future historians to be able to answer “what was she thinking, really?” not whatever hindsight nonsense she comes up with later.

it is a sacred day today.