My neighbor told me a cat keeps eating his british prime minister so I asked how many PMs he has and he said he just goes to the commons and gets a new PM afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding PMs to a cat and then his daughter started crying.

Steir should've had an aggressive, attacking defense and run the damn ball (i.e., not erase trans people from public life)

Let’s go, Aotearoa NZ!

The World Cup is a reminder that 99% of national anthems are trash. My top 5: 1. USSR (still counts) 2. France 3. Canada 4. USA 5. Brazil

You seem cool for a naked chick in a booth Let's be pals someday In other words, put some clothes on and call me

Dead for 16 years. Not perfect but he tried to break the cycle from his dad so I’ll give him props for that.

Without saying the title, spoil a movie: The alien is her dad

I believe again!!!

I’m beginning to think that a large part of my mental unwellness was due to living in an actively hostile person and social environment. I ain’t cured, by any means, but I also don’t have “those” thoughts anymore.

We all hate Uruguay right now. Sorry, them's the rules.

world cup rules bc i love how we are now all cabo verde fans

Don't know if it'll hold, but having fun right now watching CPV

ok that's the worst wall in the history of the sport lmaooo

OH MY FUCKING GOD

More than a few of the Uruguay players have some terrible haircuts.

What about this one? (Sound on!) (Aftertaste is available now at EmoriaWeidner.com and pastitch.com it’s such a fucking cool trans book I swear)

If you want to tell the Denver Center for the Performing Arts that supporting Harry Potter directly negatively affects trans people and they should reconsider the exhibit, here's a form on their site: form.jotform.com/dcpa/contact... Not perfect, but maybe if they get enough they'll think about it!

Straight red!!!!

I think she might like me a bit. Just a guess.

He’s a 10 but he’s Sweden’s goalkeeper

They should make a thing where two trans girls who like each other can live in the same city. That would be nice.

I might be a person with a crush on a girl who is cute 🥰

Commentators ripping into Root for not taking the new ball that's available. Hilarious.

Denver women>>>>>>

Weirdly this is a Miss State couple game day pic

Dos a sero lol

More like Soccer-boos

I just want to kiss her tummy so bad.

If you’ve ever liked a Callie selfie, you have to Venmo her*, I don’t make the rules * financial situation dependent ofc but you should still send your trans friends money for pride, those are the rules

Good morning from...checks notes..."Literally nothing"

NEW poll shows a Democratic socialist born in 1997 leading against a veteran Democrat who first took office in 1997. The CO-1 Democratic primary poll shows 29-year-old Melat Kiros ahead of Diana DeGette, 41-36. *38-point-swing* toward Kiros since March.

This match is LSU/Bama 2011 (derogatory)

Watching the sports

Go for 7

Don’t fucking show a replay

There is an argument that growing up watching this is why I am like I am.

Party like it's 1054!!!

Did the Canadian team have to work as a paint crew before the game?

This is good...and I'm a Reggie Miller stan

Ravindra, you gotta catch that. Sun...shade...whatever...that's just terrible to drop.

<hipster voice> Yeah, I'll turn on the World Cup after stumps.

If I were Ben Stokes, I would simply not get into bar fights.

Today is a camera-off zoom day because today is also a randomly cry day. But at least Joe Root lost his wicket.

Chotiner being a damn good journalist by listening and basically asking, “And how does that make you feel?” And people say exactly how it makes them feel and god fucking damn.

Bought.

Portugal, entering a new era where the old guard has aged out and new crop of exciting young players are moving into the national team set up: "I know! let's hire the guy who just spent 6 years wasting Belgium's golden generation who is also completely spineless!"

Every day we stray further...

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

Oh Lord, I must've clicked something wrong when signing up for the LSAT because the law school recruitment emails have started. :(