Harper came of the bag and ruined it!!!

I'm gonna go out on a limb here because it's important. This is exactly the category conflation error made when Jewish people are blamed for Israeli gov't actions. That is antisemitic. If criticism of Israel is automatically classified as antisemitic, that also collapses the categories. Full stop.

The USA SS just made an incredible throw. Fucking hell.

Other than "abolish the DH", my other hot baseball take that might get me cancelled, batters shouldn't be able to armor up. The inside pitch is a valid part of the game. If batters are unafraid of it, then that changes the balance. Barry Bonds is my example. NB: Pitchers shouldn't bean.

My mother fell down the stairs at my house while visiting for the boy's birthday party. She is now at Shady Pines. My sisters give me grief about it. No one saw shit, and nothing can be proven.

Chardi is right, and furthermore, shutting the fuck up is 100% free.

That time Strava released a heat map of users and accidentally revealed a bunch of US government black sites that weren't supposed to exist. Lol.

This would fix me.

This is quite clever.

I'm in my Grey Gardens era.

Ok, fine. I'll vote for Gavin Newsom in every election but the one for presdient

God forbid a woman have hobbies.

I can't compete with this.

Interview time. Wish me luck, y’all.

They literally captioned it "Department of War". People have lost their ever-loving minds.

Cottage cheese, feta, and tzatziki is pretty good.

I bet "John has a long mustache" sounds pretty awesome in Farsi.

At least once a month I’d drive down to the Green Line and go to DC. Sometimes I’d just ride the Metro for the day and find some hole in the wall to eat at.

I wonder if one of the liberal justices is dawdling on her dissent to make sure the majority couldn’t do exactly that.

New sexy time position just dropped: “analcolico”

If I got dunked on by this guy, I’d walk into the sea.

I have a dentist appointment this afternoon that I have no idea what it’s for. Did my cleaning last month. No cavities. I’m going to call and ask when they open, but it’s been bugging me all weekend. Did I get high and make a dentist appointment for some reason?

All y’all are so goddamn pretty it makes me cry.

Gonna go cry a bit and then sleep. Love all y'all.

Accidental twinsies.

This is like a flash crash but it's the crash part without the flash part.

You want a hot take? Well, here it is. "Manufacturing consent" broke contain from its narrow academic meaning and has become a shorthand for "here's what THEY don't want you to know". It's the left's version of "the truth scientists won't admit". And it's useless as an analytic tool.

I love Kids in the Hall, but damn that show was hella uneven. Great when it was funny, dog shit when it wasn't.

D727,489 - issued in 2015 for a design for a "draft inducer." #DesignPatents

It was at about ~72 at the Friday close before the bombing started.

Look, all i am saying is put on the maid’s dress

Hell, you might even like it

I've already got my gender dysphoria diagnosis. Do you have yours?

God, I was always a sassy bitch.

I have generally lived in places where standard time noon is close to actual solar noon. I like that. I hate being on de facto Eastern Time in the Central Time zone.

If you need any EdTech installed, student records kept, or academic policies written, then I'm your girl!!!

Mine is the 31st Chemical Brigade about 3.3 miles from my house. I never knew it was there until just now.

We have to have a clear bag to enter a stadium, meanwhile in Europe, you can bring actual flares.

I just thought that was a lightskinned cousin

A little late to this, but New Zealand got their asses whooped. Damn India, that was brutal.

A Chiefs fan I see... (Sorry for anyone catching a stray from this)

@hulcricket.bsky.social Reading the news has me wondering, when are the physicists at CERN going to trigger vacuum decay? Seems like they aren’t trying hard enough.

It is showing its age, but I love this shirt. I should see if they have it in a women’s cut.

Imagine looking at Corey Lewandowski and thinking, "I gotta get me some of that?"

They're going to nuke Tehran, aren't they? Goddammit I don't want o be on this planet anymore.

This is the most metal thing I've seen in a long time.

Michael Stipe could anytime he wanted.

The eros is strong, but it is mine. Love y'all.

I need honest feedback. When it warms up, I want to wear this to the brewery with black, chunky Mary Jane heels. Wave me off it is a bad idea.

I will not correct anyone because I am not an asshole. But, to be sure...it is Daylight Saving Time. No "s". This is the hill I will die on.