I need a girlfriend. Preferably one who is big spoon, but I'm not picky at all.

This Lyft driver must think I like a volcanic temperature. Bless his heart for accommodating my ass who didn't bring a cardigan.

I might be a little drunk and also in love with like fifteen women here.

🚨 Breaking🚨 The girlies are hot af

Incredible that that wasn't a goal.

Summit up 2-0 now. Good times.

Denver Summit scored their first ever home goal, and I saw it live on the TV. Good times.

Anyway, I like this bar. Only two dudes in the whole place, and the bartender is a 6'+ tall goddess who is very sweet.

The D in Denver stands for detached garage.

#DENvSD Match 🧵 @denversummitfc.bsky.social announce a sold out crowd for their return home tonight. Depending on if the extra bleachers are still up from USWNTvJPNWNT, that’s 17-18k fans in attendance. Colorado is a Summit State #SummitUp

Seattle and St. Louis forgot how to play defense.

Breakfast was good. Eggs Benedict with Lox at The French Press.

I’m ok with West Ham winning because LOL @ Tottenham.

They fired all the masters level grad assistants in the polisci dept. I needed a job. The grad school said the registrars office needed a worker. I’ve been in that field in one aspect or another since 2002.

I lost at poker (the river gave dude the nut flush), have 25 emails about a job I haven't officially started yet, have an unfurnished apartment, have no friends here, and it's fucking cold. All this so I don't get called "sir" and can wear cute dresses. Right now, I'm not liking the trade-off.

I’m only at this college bar because it’s within walking distance and I’m too cute tonight to be alone in my apartment.

Ah yes. I expected this. Now I have the lonlies.

Friday night is a good night to get gussied up and beat some old dudes at poker.

Don't tempt me with a good time.

I love this woman’s cooking.

To help out, $19.67 (plus fees) for the 1967 Protocol relating to the Status of Refugees

Every girlie here has serious badonkadonk. Like is it the altitude?!?!!

Im a Snugglesbian

Seriously, the bartender girlies at this place are so fucking hot. Jesus, it’s unfair.

People seem disappointed in their teams’ draft picks.

I was walking Callie today, and a woman with the Platonic ideal of décolletage stopped to pet her. I’ve been thinking about her since then.

this is kinda interesting i think, it was rly rly hot earlier :3

to any girls reading this who are not already on or have not started the process to get on estrogen: bitch get on estrogen!

UNC's Vice Chancellor. The AD. The department's top executive Its head of comms Bill Belichick's PR point man His chief of staff. That's who gets looped in when Jordon Hudson FOIAs UNC. The Tar Heels, we can reveal, are monitoring the situation. www.foiaball.com/p/unc-staff-...

All bullshit until he tells Catholic hospitals to resume trans care. Until then, fuck him.

Ill-advised nap time with my Animal Crossing blanket and Callie snuggled next to me.

This is insane #Wemby

Y’all, I think the apartment manager is a femme lesbian and she’s got a masc girlfriend. LOVE IT!!! 🥰💕

Yeah, I shouldn’t call him.

A promise to anyone out there, I’ll be here when your egg cracks. 🏳️‍⚧️🥰

ABS rules.

Dude should've run when he caught the bat.

Damn good pho.

Also snacks. Pockets are good for both sweet and salty snacks.

I got a sticker and a hat!

I would pay real money to see this.

So are we replacing "Doing a Leeds" with "Doing a Leicester"?

Hell yeah.

I’m a Pens fan…and this fucking rules lol

My flex is I do understand the infield fly rule.

I had much too many alcohols. Apologies.

Apparently, as a girl, you can meet another girl and literally say, “Can we be friends?” and she will grab your phone and make you IG friends with her.

“Can we be friends?” remains undefeated.

There is apparently an “AI Meetup” that happened here. The look on my face when dude asked me if I was part of it caused him to go away. Win.