Abby Jane
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Abby Jane she/her Pastoral and slutty links.cloverdalelane.com
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For clarity: Abby Jane is my full first name. Jane isn’t a surname. Love y'all.
2 months ago
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Harper came of the bag and ruined it!!!
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here because it's important. This is exactly the category conflation error made when Jewish people are blamed for Israeli gov't actions. That is antisemitic. If criticism of Israel is automatically classified as antisemitic, that also collapses the categories. Full stop.
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about 1 hour ago
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The USA SS just made an incredible throw. Fucking hell.
about 1 hour ago
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Other than "abolish the DH", my other hot baseball take that might get me cancelled, batters shouldn't be able to armor up. The inside pitch is a valid part of the game. If batters are unafraid of it, then that changes the balance. Barry Bonds is my example. NB: Pitchers shouldn't bean.
about 1 hour ago
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My mother fell down the stairs at my house while visiting for the boy's birthday party. She is now at Shady Pines. My sisters give me grief about it. No one saw shit, and nothing can be proven.
about 2 hours ago
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Chardi is right, and furthermore, shutting the fuck up is 100% free.
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about 2 hours ago
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That time Strava released a heat map of users and accidentally revealed a bunch of US government black sites that weren't supposed to exist. Lol.
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about 3 hours ago
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This would fix me.
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about 3 hours ago
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This is quite clever.
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about 5 hours ago
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I'm in my Grey Gardens era.
about 5 hours ago
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poop
about 6 hours ago
Ok, fine. I'll vote for Gavin Newsom in every election but the one for presdient
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God forbid a woman have hobbies.
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about 7 hours ago
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NY Times Pitchbot
about 10 hours ago
I can't compete with this.
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Interview time. Wish me luck, y’all.
about 9 hours ago
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They literally captioned it "Department of War". People have lost their ever-loving minds.
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about 10 hours ago
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Cottage cheese, feta, and tzatziki is pretty good.
about 11 hours ago
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I bet "John has a long mustache" sounds pretty awesome in Farsi.
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about 11 hours ago
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At least once a month I’d drive down to the Green Line and go to DC. Sometimes I’d just ride the Metro for the day and find some hole in the wall to eat at.
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about 11 hours ago
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I wonder if one of the liberal justices is dawdling on her dissent to make sure the majority couldn’t do exactly that.
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about 12 hours ago
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New sexy time position just dropped: “analcolico”
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about 12 hours ago
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If I got dunked on by this guy, I’d walk into the sea.
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about 12 hours ago
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I have a dentist appointment this afternoon that I have no idea what it’s for. Did my cleaning last month. No cavities. I’m going to call and ask when they open, but it’s been bugging me all weekend. Did I get high and make a dentist appointment for some reason?
about 14 hours ago
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All y’all are so goddamn pretty it makes me cry.
about 15 hours ago
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Gonna go cry a bit and then sleep. Love all y'all.
about 22 hours ago
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Accidental twinsies.
about 23 hours ago
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This is like a flash crash but it's the crash part without the flash part.
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1 day ago
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You want a hot take? Well, here it is. "Manufacturing consent" broke contain from its narrow academic meaning and has become a shorthand for "here's what THEY don't want you to know". It's the left's version of "the truth scientists won't admit". And it's useless as an analytic tool.
1 day ago
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I love Kids in the Hall, but damn that show was hella uneven. Great when it was funny, dog shit when it wasn't.
1 day ago
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Sarah Fackrell
1 day ago
D727,489 - issued in 2015 for a design for a "draft inducer."
#DesignPatents
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It was at about ~72 at the Friday close before the bombing started.
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1 day ago
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elizabeth is once more faintly hopeful
1 day ago
Look, all i am saying is put on the maid’s dress
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elizabeth is once more faintly hopeful
1 day ago
Hell, you might even like it
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I've already got my gender dysphoria diagnosis. Do you have yours?
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1 day ago
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God, I was always a sassy bitch.
1 day ago
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I have generally lived in places where standard time noon is close to actual solar noon. I like that. I hate being on de facto Eastern Time in the Central Time zone.
1 day ago
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If you need any EdTech installed, student records kept, or academic policies written, then I'm your girl!!!
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1 day ago
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Mine is the 31st Chemical Brigade about 3.3 miles from my house. I never knew it was there until just now.
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1 day ago
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We have to have a clear bag to enter a stadium, meanwhile in Europe, you can bring actual flares.
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'Shameful' Ibrox pitch invasion by Celtic and Rangers fans condemned by police
Arrests were made with both police officers and fans injured during clashes following Celtic's 4-2 win on penalties.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy4w22znlyvo
1 day ago
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The RAD Seed
1 day ago
I just thought that was a lightskinned cousin
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A little late to this, but New Zealand got their asses whooped. Damn India, that was brutal.
1 day ago
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A Chiefs fan I see... (Sorry for anyone catching a stray from this)
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1 day ago
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@hulcricket.bsky.social
Reading the news has me wondering, when are the physicists at CERN going to trigger vacuum decay? Seems like they aren’t trying hard enough.
1 day ago
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It is showing its age, but I love this shirt. I should see if they have it in a women’s cut.
1 day ago
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Imagine looking at Corey Lewandowski and thinking, "I gotta get me some of that?"
1 day ago
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They're going to nuke Tehran, aren't they? Goddammit I don't want o be on this planet anymore.
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1 day ago
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This is the most metal thing I've seen in a long time.
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1 day ago
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Michael Stipe could anytime he wanted.
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R.E.M. - Nightswimming (Later… with Jools Holland on BBC1, 14 October 2003)
YouTube video by REMVEVO
https://youtu.be/KVT0S0j7F9Y
2 days ago
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The eros is strong, but it is mine. Love y'all.
2 days ago
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I need honest feedback. When it warms up, I want to wear this to the brewery with black, chunky Mary Jane heels. Wave me off it is a bad idea.
2 days ago
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I will not correct anyone because I am not an asshole. But, to be sure...it is Daylight Saving Time. No "s". This is the hill I will die on.
2 days ago
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