In Mamdani’s New York, a nation’s anthem booed

the other day I picked up Coffee Cup the dog (50 pounds, very long) and danced around the house with him like I do with Truffle Fries the dog and now he keeps asking for ups so that’s why I’m at the gym ok

we sold out 😎😎😎

it’s fine i just put socks on

they actively searched for footage of Alex Pretti committing property damage in order to justify his murder and that wasn’t good enough for Bari Weiss

bread: baked meat: roasted day: grand, old 😎😎😎

been at Hyacinth for twenty minutes and already been told “you can’t take a break to paint your toenails” god my gf is such a mean manager 😒😒😒

I’ll be at Hyacinth on Sunday for Grand Old Day, making and selling sandwiches from 10AM to 2PM! Come say hi!!!

Minneapolis! It’s time to act, get back on the chats you left, check in with your block, figure out early morning alertness, and be ready to go, or take cover, when you need to

neighborhood watch

ICE is grabbing our neighbors infrequently enough for most people to feel comfortable and let their guard down, but the number of kidnappings/abductions/arrests seems to be growing in the last couple weeks. SOUTH MINNEAPOLIS - are you all signed up for signal urgent alerts? GET SIGNED UP!

I love Truffle Fries the dog so much and I’m so glad we adopted her and also she got the entire household up at 5AM and kept us up so even tho she’s a perfect angel I am never adopting a puppy ever again

last night @theisb.bsky.social said “I got us all gay little desserts!” with such delight in his voice, like okay valentina

Cycling is my least favorite method of transportation and I love physical bike lanes so much bc they make our city pleasant and calm and social, idg why these people are so deranged

You sound hysterical if you say it, but in Minnesota the Republican Party is literally pro-murder. An otherwise anonymous killer who killed in cold blood on camera and was convicted of second degree murder received an honorary moment of silence for it at this weekend’s state GOP convention.

celebrating the first day of pride month with a truly incredible hair day, thank u spirit of homosexuality

my tiktok keeps giving me Pope Leo auramaxxing AMVs and like, I’m not gonna go back to the church no matter what signs are thrown my way

just saw a Waymo in Summit Hill????? is this a thing we’re doing now??

evil people

obsessed with this guy in the Heaven’s Gate documentary who’s like “I still definitely believe in all the cult stuff but I loved jerking it more than ascending to heaven through a comet”

the pants: quirky the badge: equal parts official and whimsical the release of information I needed for my client: obtained

constantly amazed at how many places I can get myself into by just wearing my social worker badge and looking confident

Racket was the only local publication that would post abt my honest obituary for my terrible dad and is, a full year later, the reason I’m still getting texts and DMs from his old friends telling me I was absolutely right for saying it that alone deserves a membership or three imho

I can’t believe no one ever told me John Brown was rolling with a man wielding a broadsword

my spouse lost his well-paying job when Meta laid off their VR teams and even though we planned for this and saved a lot and will be fine, a state government salary doesn’t exactly stretch as far as it used to the sense of precarity has stayed the same from when I was making $29k in 2019 to now

this is my favorite episode of Star Trek of all time and the reason I have a Starfleet tattoo

Have you considered simply acting like someone worthy of human love and affection?

every time I’m added to a blocklist on here the list-maker is inevitably on a bunch of other lists detailing some incomprehensible left-of-center infighting that I was previously unaware of and that’s how I know this site’s got the juice

squished

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

I heard for years that we needed guns to stop tyranny and now it turns out you do need something more than guns, decent aim and an ability to make it thru security checkpoints for example

i want 10k house representatives tbh

— that with the relentless normalization of everyone alone in our homes having food brought to us by dehumanized, deskilled, identity-interchangeable gig workers, literally going out to eat that same food in a restaurant, or even picking it up in person, is an almost profound act of community care

personally idk why we have rural only districts, idk why people who choose to have septic tanks are guaranteed a special seat at the table

big fan of Prepotente, the goat who got turned into a Baphomet and has really made the most of the opportunity

I resisted reading the Dungeon Crawler Carl books for ages and now I’ve read five of them in three weeks they’re not *good* but they are *fun* and tbh I’m needing the escapism rn

the whole point of conservatism is to steal from you, fuck your children, and kill your neighbors.

We saw two weeks of coverage over “fiery tensions” at City Hall. Will we see anything about the Chief of Police being completely unable to account for a $20M+ overspend of their budget?

had a dream last night that everyone thought my favorite band was Linkin Park and I was trying so hard to figure out how I cultivated that particular reputation

wow so glad to hear the governor of Colorado is on the side of lenient sentencing

Truffle Fries the dog is experiencing her first thunderstorm, and her first instinct is to growl menacingly at it

My offer to any birth rate billionaire guys remains the same: I will have procreative sex with my wife for the price of $10 million

this is the most important part here - if the mayor really wanted to build trust with the people who have tended GFS for the past six years, he wouldn’t be awarding this lucrative contract to the org with the least amount of community buy in

none of this is going to happen and all the money is going to disappear

bought a coffee cup/bong and Minnesota shaped gummies at the rez dispensary, god bless tribal sovereignty