yday i went to the ER for anaphylaxis (i’m fine) but today my face is still so swollen that Face ID isn’t working so I can’t log onto MyChart to make my follow up appointment 😫😫😫😫😫

this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...

If the hardcore bands guitarist looks like this, you’re gonna die in that pit

thank god for city pages for this picture tbh

the last time I saw @eddieargos.bsky.social and Art Brut live I wore a t-shirt that I shoplifted from the Uptown Urban Outfitters to the Triple Rock and that was 17 years ago and god they’re so fuckin good live still

handsome boy

googling “why does my dog smell so good after he’s out in the sunshine”

caught this neighbor playing construction noises really loudly on a speaker aimed at our house last night but she stopped at 10:03 so apparently it doesn’t count as harassment 🥴

Coffee Cup the dog is truly the front runner for family MVP this year based solely on how good he is with this puppy and her needle teeth

We also have a solution for this.

everybody say “good job truffle fries!” for not having a single accident in the house overnight and sleeping all the way til 6:30 AM!!!

sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

one of these dogs is in lap jail for being a terror and the other is fleeing the terror of an eight month old cat sitting on the other couch

wow love this for them, manifesting this for us

one time I asked, out loud, “can you…farm…moose? okay I can tell by the looks on your faces that the answer is no”

making a false Animal Control report about our dogs isn’t technically, specifically a violation of the restraining order we have against our neighbor, but it FEELS like it should be, right?

apparently news of his demise is finally making the rounds among his former cohorts so: yes, my dad was that Charles Krenz and yes, he died last year, and I very much hope this information brings you the peace it brought me

my bus driver is just fully calling the authorities on someone stopped in the bus only lane and wow we need automatic ticketing cameras on all metro transit like yesterday

For a sense of the scale of the federal occupation of the Twin Cities metro this winter... Chicago and LA were too big so they tried picking on somewhere smaller. They were thick on the ground here but they still left in disgrace. www.axios.com/local/twin-c...

38% of Twin Cities residents protested ICE and/or provided support to immigrant neighbors during the occupation. That's BANANAS but also tracks with everything I've seen on the ground. (And that's not evenly distributed. I would guess that in some neighborhoods, it was pushing 50%.)

i’m a small government conservative now

in my experience the next step is I get a referral in my inbox like “hey AC let’s try to avoid prison!” and i’m like “hell yeah lfg”

dog update: had to permanently retire a nylabone that came from Coffee Cup’s foster family bc it became too valuable between the two dogs and SOMEONE started getting resource guardy about it

“call your representative!” as if Ilhan Omar needs to be harangued into being useful and effective

"Why don't Americans–" Motherfucker, I live in Minneapolis

this is a good thing and we should do it btw

great news everyone: my office is FINALLY getting AI 🥴

The pope is tweeting like a wide receiver. cc: @dennycarter.bsky.social

There's different ways to talk about wins re: MN this winter, & some of the victories ought to be relished & expanded upon. It is also true that we REALLY need to remember & center what happened to hundreds of our neighbors, what conditions they've been put through, & where they are now.

u.s. hockey star quinn hughes is aware of WHAT

Truffle Fries the dog fell all the way down the stairs first thing this morning but was extremely brave about it and walked it off with aplomb btw

ran into Biscuit’s dog nemesis and his dad on the way to the bus stop this morning and broke the news abt Biscuit; shout out to Ziggy’s dad who was genuinely heartbroken about hearing about the loss of a dog who mercilessly bullied his dog at every opportunity

Truffle Fries the dog is on strike from house training bc it’s gross and cold and wet outside and like, fair tbh

every one of these guys would be the hugest loser you've ever met if there wasn't a massive makework program for men willing to act on their most sadistic impulses in this country

Gotta defer to @carlinspace.bsky.social

looked at twitter for like ten minutes yday and i’m p sure people who still use that site are in desperate need of some somatic therapy to fix their whole deal lol

oh right humans are cool i forgot for a second

idk why they always look guilty abt smthg like they’ve never been in trouble and they never will

anyway abolish the supreme court

Kavanaugh getting the better of you is like that bit in The Good Place when Jason figures it out and Michael is like JASON? damn this one hurts, ouch

anyway

this is a stupid country and constitutional free speech hardliner slippery slope lawyers are helping make it that way

great news: Truffle Fries the dog has also discovered the joys of the socks of @godcompost.bsky.social

a cool thing about dogs is that we learned this weekend Coffee Cup is v good at communicating his needs to us, like I did not know that a dog could so plainly get across “hello I need a break from the puppy teeth please give us space” or “hi i need some one on one cuddle time please”

this one two set of pictures has had me rolling since Sunday (cc: @theisb.bsky.social)

amateur hour

yes, perfect attempt at sleeping in a dog bed