making all my fashion decisions based on "does this make me look more like a cartoon character"

... there is not a "fuck you" strong enough.

Twin Cities, I love you. Remember that nothing you are offered will actually save you except solidarity and a good lawyer. You can be brave. You already were. If they think anyone in Minnesota will roll over on one another, after that fascist hell winter, they're even more inept than we thought.

Wally Wood's gonna have to update it to 26 Panels That Always Work

"find a better bastard" is an incredible call to action

I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand

DO NOT DO THIS

How many books specifically about Minneapolis’s Skid Row do YOU own?

You know what's crazy? This guy sells almost everywhere in the US EXCEPT MINNESOTA. Minnesota's public health dept is famous in the food safety world for being #1 at tracking down the source of outbreaks- way faster than any other state. What an interesting coincidence!

humans were never meant to be exposed to this many opinions

“Man Who Likes To Move-It Move-It Still Searching For Perfect Song”

FUCK EVERYTHING WE'RE DOING FIVE BLADES has lived rent-free in my head for twenty years theonion.com/fuck-everyth...

this is honestly the one true difference between frey and mamdani all politics aside, Frey just doesn't love this city or the people who live here

hard to see someone else living your dream

i would kill and die for samba www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

if you like your humor to be both a little silly and a little intellectual, you can join her snail mail zine club at patreon.com/foundbysara i get a little zine mailed to me every month, and it is always an absolute delight

when all you have is Knox Original Gelatine Unflavored, everything looks like an aspic

LET ME EAT THE MUMMY BREAD

Get one of those carb smart tortillas, fill the thing with shredded cabbage and sriracha, roll it up and you'll have an entire day's worth of fiber and the worst burrito you've ever had in your life. Follow me for more tips and tricks.

Retvrn but only this cake mix

lmao

My god I love this place.

I sprained my ankle twelve months ago and am slowly and reluctantly coming to the conclusion that this just might be how my ankle is for the rest of my life

Moved to Minnesota was a real culture shock, because people were like "I would kill and die for Julie Blaha" and I was like "the State Auditor?" and they I'd have to follow up and say "whoa put the knife away"

[Longest sigh]

surely there are less alarming images to use for this

does this look like a man without an ego to you

the ladies at the strip mall kept us going with hot sweet Somali tea for MONTHS

I recall that after Alex Pretti got murdered a woman at the vigil came up and gave me a sambusa and then comforted me when I sat down on the curb and cried. Food creates a connection between neighbors that's hard to explain. Also, I would take a bullet for the Sambusa Lady.

I feel like border collies and beavers are allied creatures because they were made to do one (1) thing and by God they will do it.

warm greetings from the public domain

@foundbysara.bsky.social @surcomplicated.bsky.social Like minds

cannot emphasize enough how much you can just do things

a zine can be anything

YOU - I don't want to get better -- I want to get worse.

ahem

My hottest parenting take is that Raffi is not only the great to ever do it, but he’ll probably never be bested. Michael Phelps-ass children’s songwriter.

hard to see someone else living your dream

he'll yeah

With permission from one of my habeas clients, I can share that the Bloomington Police Department is proactively cooperating with ICE to detain our neighbors. This is a screenshot of official ICE records which show that a BPD officer reached out to ICE to drop a dime on someone in local custody.

incredible work here

(please circle all that apply)

so tru bestie 🩷

anything can be a zine

a zine can be anything

guy who is mad at Nolan’s Odyssey because it depicts the sea as blue instead of wine-dark