It's day 100 of the ICE occupation of MN. For 100 days, this community has done everything in our power to protect and care for our neighbors. And today, Jacob Frey failed to do the bare minimum and give neighbors time to recover and put their lives back together. We'll be 🔗 some 🧵 below.

Our local academic publishing house has a treat for everyone: "The story that hatched Mothra—available in English for the first time, translated by Jeffrey Angles, who wrote an afterword about the novella’s cultural context, the unusual story of its composition, and the development of the 1961 film"

leland palmer in the black lodge

Truly a perfect news alert

The energy I'm bringing today

It’s a tough morning after DST for most people, but it’s a great morning for newspaper readers who know what MCOs are

barreling! get it? BARRELING! ho HO!

we need more places where he can exist in public without being expected to buy anything, not fewer

I don't care what anyone says, wrestling is best enjoyed in a high school gym. It's also best when one of the wrestlers is a possum.

happy 10th anniversary to the I-94 Hennpin County sign

Friends from outside Minnesota have asked me if there are celebrations in the street over Noem being fired. To anyone not in MN: no. people are still buying neighbors groceries and collecting for their rent and patrolling. If ice is abolished or trump dies, then mpls will celebrate

Would be amazing if we could get some non-Minnesotan neighbors plugged in here. Minnesotans have majorly overextended themselves paying their neighbor's rents and we know there is more capacity to chip in from outside the state.

the thrift store a few months ago had some little chintzy Christmas ornaments for sale in a bagel bag and I started crying right there in the seasonal aisle because it was my favorite brand of bagel bag when I was a kid (I had a favorite brand of bagel bag when I was a kid)

elon's name is basically just MUSKMELON and I feel like we don't focus on that nearly enough

I bought PRISONER OF ZENDA at half-price books in the seventh grade and read it at school hoping that someone would see the title and mistakenly think I was cool enough to know things about video games (no one thought this)

electrons confirmed for cutest subatomic particle

gettin spicy in r/mushroomID

NObody does it like her!!

happy 10th anniversary to the I-94 Hennpin County sign

"oh, 99 Million Year Old Zombie Fungi, we're really in it now"

therapist: horses aren't real; they can't hurt you the guardian:

all the hot twinkbaiting mayors that people love are doing this I bet mayors who do this are respected and people think they're cool no one cyberbullies mayors who do this this would make a mayor soooo hot

all the hot twinkbaiting mayors that people love are saying this I bet mayors who say this are respected and people think they're cool no one cyberbullies mayors who say this this would make a mayor soooo hot

fuck!

the pokemon sleep dex entry for shuckle is my thirteenth reason

my new "White House Was ‘Excellently Preserved’ During East Wing Demolition For Trump’s Ballroom" memo has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the memo

Anyone, uuuuuuh, seen any fundraisers for landlords? No? What, are they still getting paid??

When do we start withholding our taxes to the State in the interest of giving it directly to our neighbors and the people caring for us? We're already housing and feeding each other, already paying for each other's health care, buying school supplies, and... Fuck this Capitalist bullshit.

bring back The Lemonade That Kills You

the spanish trade ban is really going to make my cask of amontillado all the more alluring

bring back The Lemonade That Kills You

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Update: I went outside and it was sunny and 40° and it turns out there might be hope after all

I love this city lolol

awooo

jane don't is releasing a shirt that says "don't make me top, i'll cry" and i fear one of my friends* is absolutely going to get me it *me, i'm one of my friends

had the joy and privilege of reading L. Ron Hubbard's affirmations to a bunch of people tonight, and can I just say: if you're not familiar, Do Not Become Familiar until you have a chance to learn about them with a friend

Update: I went outside and it was sunny and 40° and it turns out there might be hope after all

A POLITICIAN CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE THEREFORE A POLITICIAN MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION

dreamt that a bunch of us went to a supper club and they only served non-WI old fashioneds and I caused a scene

"well if they don't get paid because their tenants can't work during federal occupation, what about during extreme weather events? what about if they get sick? Where does it end!!?" who gives a fuck! this is a slippery slope and we're going sledding, baby

like I dunno, maybe if your city is under hostile federal occupation and your tenants can't safely leave their homes you just don't get $1200 this month! nobody else does!!

it is simply bonkers the degree to which we as a society protect the income of landlords

not gonna happen unless I see Good & Gather HRT

Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minn.) is up, pressing Noem on all the constitutional violations she's overseen in Minnesota. She gets Noem to give a # of federal immigration enforcement officers still in the state: close to 650, she says. So not down to 150, which Homan said he would do weeks ago.

Ask not for whom the Taco Bell bongs, it bongs for thee.