I'm a single issue voter and my issue is that tech companies cannot name themselves or their apps normal words

unfortunately this rules

i can’t tell if this is because of woke 2 or if it’s something we’re gonna have to fix in woke 2

Disco Elysium (2019)

Just dropped a dear friend off at the airport and my parting words for him were "Don't say anything that looks bad on paper"

I'm sorry but I think it's kind of funny that we've all reached "Yeah I guess someone tried to get him again whatever"

if you are a new horse owner and aren't quite sure what to do when it is dehydrated, you would certainly do well to remember this simple mnemonic phrase: "You can bring a horse to water

*deep breath* THE 90S WERE A SCAM BY BIG FETISH TO SELL MORE SLIME *i am forcibly removed from the open mic*

if you get killed by a turkey you go to valhalla

anhedonia? i don't even know ya!

we all know I have no life, so:

Prince was the original "radically redefine the boundaries of Uptown Minneapolis" guy

It takes some time and commitment, but regularly going out to clean up and show people care at any time of day builds relationships where you can respectfully ask people to change behaviors in shared public spaces and they’ll abide. Uncredited volunteering costs the city nothing.

I always enjoy when Backerkit says it's found a better address for me than the one I picked, and it's just my regular address but in all caps. It's like buying stuff from the Beastie Boys

This is such a great encapsulation of the horror of the Tonight Show. www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-ban...

actually, doing a revenge gerrymander is the moderate compromise position. hope this helps

Psst. We’re working on getting recognition for Mineral Cup & need some help. If we can pull it off, it’s warm-fuzzies for our volunteers, but it also opens doors for having the resources to do some neat things for the 10th Mineral Cup (how is that on the horizon??)

THE PARTY IS WHO SHOWS UP

The thing about it is that we all agreed a long time ago that it hurts when someone hits you and so we agreed that it should be a rule not to do that.

A group of passionate supporters of the state gemstone have banded together to create a state park license plate contest featuring Lake Superior agate and the North Shore. mspmag.com/arts-and-cul...

Hey! Sorry I missed this. I bolted and went to seed

keep posting queen 💅👑

capitalism is so fuckin stupid what on earth are we even doing here boys

#mnwx 55407 it's hailing and the air smells like manure 😑

the beautiful spirit of Forums is alive

awooooo

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

a zine can be anything

panel from 2020, from a cartoon about time traveling Sparky(s)

My phone keeps recommending bedtimes to me. Yesterday it said to try going to bed between 1-130am. Today it says to try to go to bed between 530-6pm. Bruh

I guess 50 is the most correct, but I think you might have some assumptions about the Instagram user base that I don't share.

Lmao everyone in my neighborhood risked literal execution on behalf of people who don’t speak our language, and everyone in the United States knows this, except apparently this racist, who was too busy racist-ing to notice

YOU - No, I want to get off now. I like pain and burning light and wanting things from people who don't want to give them to me.

Cinephiles will be like "this is my favourite movie. It's really bad."

Al Franken: a known harasser who was pushed out by his own party and immediately replaced by a far more effective and more progressive senator. Yes, we definitely wouldn’t want that to happen again.

a zine can be anything

delivered! driver left package in dark hole with water

there is a squirrel (or a lineage of squirrels) that stashes food behind my screen door like little threshold offerings I haven't seen any gifts for a year or two now and i feared the worst but! behold!

my family has taken an interest in Local Artist George Pollard and I can't tell you how tickled I am to learn Kory Bing, Animal Artist, is not only related to him but also keeper of Secret Irreverent Portrait Art

I think you will find that I AM the only person who draws pins of animals. It’s me. Hire me to draw YOUR animal pin.

"I asked ai to—" darling, the point of life is to live

Actually we should just give citizenship to every undocumented person in the United States who wants it. Walking over an imaginary line isn't some great moral atrocity. Making people live in the shadows as a permanent underclass absolutely IS.

South Minneapolis is Just Like This

the little curl 😭

It’s day 123 of the ICE occupation of MN. Minnesota is out of the headlines, but ICE continues to abduct our neighbors- their tactics have just changed.

Christina Koch on Artemis II is the farthest away a woman has ever been from Donald Trump.

this is the selling out I would actually be tempted to do. I really like Arizona fruit snacks, which seem to be made for people in their 40s on a 2 hour drive.

The GOAT Moon Tweet

hi non-Minnesota friends! please share this with your out-of-state networks everyone here is pretty much tapped out, but the impacts of Metro Surge are still looming large here. our black and brown and immigrant neighbors lost months of work, and rent is still due. We need help.

just a reminder that rent is due today and individual leases define the terms of a grace period - some folks have one, many do not! can you help minnesotans who are trying to recover from this brutal winter, who are still navigating ICE in our metro area? this is a trusted way to help! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️