Just call me daughter, i’m fit to the picture kept should remind you

HOLY SHIT SHE USED THE RIGHT NAME it would’ve been less syntactically tortured if she had just called me “daughter“, but I will take the win

i wish we had yuri on ice, but it’s all yaoi as far as the eye can see

the kind optometrist used phrases like “as we have more birthdays“ as she subtly suggested it was time for me to think about bifocals it looks like estrogen has done a number on my eyes, as well

It really is funny watching AI people talk about AI as intelligence. Like Jim Henson telling everyone on Sesame Street how scared he is of "the thing that lives in the can."

well, damn. I had high hopes for the new Control

i always assumed this was the italian naval anthem

without new pics, describe your gender

ohhhh whales is deer and deer is whales and little goats between em

having logged 600+ hours in 98 days, i feel like i know what i’m giving up for lent

extract resources from an alien planet, so you can build machines to more efficiently extract resources, so you can build machines that build things you can use to build bigger things to build better things to send up to space on an elevator also, roads and trains and nuclear power plants and guns

age verification? i remember when Nickelodeon was just back-to-back Pinwheel

i was born eepy and i will die eepy

post a banger that's not in English

post a banger that’s not in english

post a banger that’s not in english

i feel so broken lately. my executive functioning is close to nil my one win is that, after my glasses broke, i found my prescription and ordered new glasses online so I don’t look janky meeting coworkers in person i ordered the wrong prescription 😭

the horrors are not just persisting they appear to be picking up speed

play “Alive” at a sufficient volume to explode his head, scanners-style “so fed up with racism today” “it’s against the system we should unite / homophobics ain’t alright” “i’d like to have a say on the income tax / don’t wanna help build bombs, and that’s the facts / no money for health care”

I am unfortunately, no longer on the map but, I was approximately where most of my mutuals are: queer and leftist shit posters

boo, i was looking forward to going clothes shopping next week (i even signed up at VS to get birthday rewards) and then my friend bailed does anyone else love shopping with others, but hate shopping by themselves?

shot done my friend asked what it felt like to inject yourself with hormones, and i said “it doesn’t really feel like anything” and she said, “oh, because you’re dead inside?” she was joking, but there’s something there

yay, pronouns are back

Um. Starfleet Academy? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Pointless 😭

“why did you transition?” paul simon edition 🎶 what is the point of this story? what information pertains? the thought that life could be better is woven indelibly into our hearts and our brains 🎵

i feel like i’m losing my mind when people use “purity test” as a pejorative in the 19th century, cows were fed mash from distilleries, and produced thin bluish pus-filled milk, so producers cut it with plaster and eggs in order to sell it who argued against subsequent purity tests? the offenders

been doing the “tape your mouth shut” thing in an attempt to fight dry mouth, but i always unconsciously remove it at some point during the night next step is tape my mouth and then tape my arms down

If you see this, post a character that starts with D

i just finished this interesting book called Mina’s matchbox by Yoko Ogawa. it’s an eccentric slice of life 70s Japan. curious to read what else the author has written started an audiobook afterwards (the newest Danielewski), dismayed to discover it’s 58 hours long

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Pop Quiz: You've got Elon's money. What's something you spend it on? fund a study into transgender medicine, so it’s not all doctor-assisted, no-one-making-eye-contact DIY subcutaneous injection shouldn’t be off-label, and we shouldn’t need to pay in bitcoin for the good esters and carrier oils

loot that drops after defeating me: Enough crafting supplies to encumber you, because I MIGHT NEED IT. Nails? Skulls? Empty bottles? Colorful pebbles? MIGHT BE PART OF A CRAFTING RECIPE!

loot that drops after defeating me: - harmonica - a bronze trophy called “a big tough man”, branding you a bully and a coward because i’m a very easy target who clearly has no idea what she’s doing and no offensive or defensive capabilities and also i was a real sweetie - like a dozen handkerchiefs

❤️❤️❤️

a character in my dream walked into a room and greeted me with “meowdy, fartner” and i think that’s going to live rent-free in my head for a few days

today is the sort of day where I only just remembered to start the day in Finch i’d like to think that I’m being very clever and exhausting myself on purpose, so that I will sleep in very late tomorrow, and as a result, put myself in pacific time

If you like my posts please consider helping me stay sheltered and fed during a time of suck

El Condor Pasa (If I Could) - Simon and Garfunkel (This Song's Just) Six Words Long - “Weird Al” Yankovic

i like the way you work it (no dignity)

democrats don’t need thomas massey’s help to make them look weak, but he’s more than happy to help anyway

there are cathedrals everywhere, for sapphics with the eyes to see

one half: poor german farmers who decided they’d be better off as poor american farmers, so they enlisted and then deserted to iowa when they got here the other half: dutch upper-class affiliated with the dutch west india company, got in on nieuw amsterdam early, ended up being govt officials in nj

my body decided that i needed to be up at 4 AM this morning, and so, i was. i’m flying out to California this month, and i really need to start moving my schedule later. i can’t be falling asleep at 6 PM and getting up at 2 AM

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

life pro-tip: if somebody comes to you with a problem they've wrestled with for years, simply tell them the first solution that pops into your head. they probably haven't even tried googling it yet

If you’re ever wondering what a day at the campaign office is like…

the nation that gave us rachel riley and jenna coleman and angela lansbury and lolly adephope and lily collins and elizabeth hurley and sophie dueker and victoria coren mitchell and ania magliano and jameela jamil and claudia winkleman and lily allen and sarah pascoe and charlotte ritchie and

I think the saddest thing about this AI bubble shit is it proves DEFINITIVELY that having a massive infrastructure project that employs countless people can single handedly prop up the economy even if the end result is completely useless. But what if it was housing? Factories? Roads? Solar Panels?