[borat voice through tears of joy] MAH WIFE

music to inject your estrogen to

so @gendercrook.bsky.social and I did a thing

i went to a flea market with @editrixbecks.bsky.social and found an honest-to-goodness pair of Osh Kosh B’Gosh overalls in my size i fear i am never abandoning my toddlercore phase i also found teeth earrings

every time I put on knee socks, I end up with this April March song stuck in my head (i’m not complaining; i love you, April March)

my hate for democrats is countably infinite my hate for republicans is uncountably infinite similar, but VERY different

going to try this again, because i hate going to things by myself: i have a free ticket to go see David Byrne in Milwaukee on Sunday May 3, if any mutuals in that area are fans

it’s cause we don’t call it lent anymore

five shows to get to know me: - Severance - The X-Files - I Think You Should Leave - Twin Peaks - Mr Roger’s Neighborhood

“All authors are using AI now” Not true! a lot of them still remember how to think without help, and believe we shouldn’t choose to give asthma to poor people

use only one piece of art to convince folks to follow you.

Drop some horns. youtu.be/ETFvmkIA6S4?...

Drop some horns.

this is the wildest thing to me about the Claude source dump there is ONE thing in this project that an LLM would be well-suited towards, and they use regex instead “we love the corkscrew, so we are going to use it in every step of meal prep, except for opening wine. We have a knife for that.”

if this fails, i’m going to hit up my chicago friends and be like “maybe you aren’t familiar with David Byrne or The Talking Heads, but come hang out at the show with meeeee, i’m the birthday girl”

well, that’s halloween sorted if the old ladies at church didn’t recognize me as eleven, this will well and truly break them

going to try this again, because i hate going to things by myself: i have a free ticket to go see David Byrne in Milwaukee on Sunday May 3, if any mutuals in that area are fans

i had never read this before, and i laughed until i cried

what racist opinions could people even have about washers or dryers?

perfect time for this gem

addendum: although boy mode in general is the route requiring less effort, I am still going to be wearing Mary Janes (because I only have to buckle them) and bringing a purse (because all my crap is already in the purse)

I don’t like the directions that AI is going in, and I no longer have any hope for what robotics holds for the future that said, I wish that general purpose robots existed, because I want assistance imposing order on the chaos of my living space, but from someone incapable of judging me

i am going to show up to therapy in boy mode, and really only because there’s a financial penalty if i don’t go to therapy i don’t think i’m depressed (I took my meds and brushed my hair and don’t wish i could unalive myself) i just woke up exhausted. sleep refilled none of my spoons

I'm convinced that a large swathe of left-of-center cis folks think of trans adults as a group completely separated from trans children, as people who made some kind of quirky life choice once they were old enough. But Every. Single. Trans. Adult. was once a scared and confused trans child

the “anti-anti-ai” labeler has decided that I am “anti-AI“, and put me on a list of people who “seems poorly disposed for productive conversations“ you’re goddamned right i am

No president since LBJ has been this concerned about his ball room

transgender day of buy me a fountain soda to help make life bearable and pay for my motel room to help make life possible 😭 💕💸💸💕

Happy Trans Day of Visibility Do self care and make sure not to see all the transphobic things being said about this horrible person today in comment sections

i joke, but also, I think that Mae has a wonderful idea, and I don’t want to make it seem like I’m dismissing it or that i’m making fun of it depending on your gender identity and/or your financial situation, get in this thread!

enjoying my free TDoV personal pizza. thanks, Obama!

in Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, it was the scene when Qui-Gon was explaining the situation to Boss Nass and Jar Jar interrupted with "yousa say dere gonna be a war inda stars?" and Liam Neeson turned and looked directly at the camera and said "that right, there will be star wars."

embarrassing for you, but especially for your engineers i used to not be able to program (back when i was a child) but then i did it a bunch, and now i’m pretty good at it i get paid, and everything i guess i’ll look into it if i ever forget how to do my job and quality work isn’t important to me

“Look alive, Murphy. They’ve got a Robocop, Too”

feeling a little hypoactive today adhd, my ass

why did i transition? all the free pizza, of course

i have far too cozy a relationship with caffeine for this to work i am a machine that turns monster into being able to hire people to do my chores (if my partner lets me)

i’m celebrating TDOV by buying myself my own pizza

thank goodness he clarified. i thought that he was an ignorant old man, but it turns out he’s just a piece of shit

trying to remember which type of groups use a noose as a symbol.

installing an egress window is one of my best decisions

so… I thought we hated Bovino because of his actions, not because he’s short? i’m just checking, do we hate short people now? (i have short kids) or is it OK to make fun of someone’s appearance if we don’t like them? is it ok if someone mocks my appearance, as long as they think i’m a bad person?

you don’t misgender or deadname Caitlyn Jenner, and you don’t go “ha ha, wouldn’t it be funny to refer to Trump as a woman” even if it happens to be a forum where he would actually see it and be hurt/embarrassed, it’s wrong to do it accepting someone’s gender is NEVER conditional

I think there’s a part of my wife that still thinks of me as the “man of the house”, and therefore it is my duty to repair the toilet, even though my strength is failing me i’d like to put my foot down and say “let’s get a plumber” but the truth is I know what needed to be fixed and how to do it

yeah, dawg, that’s how a Caesar salad works Turns out the process isn’t specific to Caesar dressing

shot day shot day do your shots unless you don’t do your shots on Sunday, in which case don’t do your shots today’s bandage is chili heeler. wackadoo!

A dude on my local Lex created an account and posted that he is 69 years old, recently divorced, and coming out as a cross-dresser who appreciates the company of men what is the prime directive protocol here?

driving home from church, i remembered that Brian Wilson passed and i realized that i never took the time to write him and tell him about my favorite vegetable and i started deadass crying in the car in front of my kids i think i’m chalking that up to the hormones (RIP, brian. also: it was okra)

Straight up out of food, if anyone would care to help me eat today. Having a place to stay tomorrow is beyond that. 💕💸💸💕

WHY are SO MANY of these things applicable to me?