Cis women who don't want to use the same bathrooms as trans women are free to simply not use public bathrooms. They're the ones with the issue, they're the ones who should have to find workarounds. Their creepy obsession with other people's genitals shouldn't become anyone else's problem.

quelle fucking surprise

executive dysfunction is when you have a hard time doing the needful

also, i want to be clear: you don’t have to be trans to be friends with me most of my besties are cis women, and I appreciate them so much it also came in handy when I told my mom I was hanging out with friends in Chicago and she was like “so, you’re just friends with a bunch of trans people now?“

sometimes, i wish that there was a secret directory of trans people, so i could find and meet more friends without telling the general public about myself but then i realize that we live in a terrible world populated by terrible people, and the last thing I want is to put my name/address on a list

rest in piss, asshole you used your final days to make things worse for marginalized people for no other reason than you could

thea preston embodying my style perfectly

we are the witnesses that they didn’t realize that they were leaving, and now they need to tie up all those loose ends

i’ve been doing this a lot lately, but i use a special version of the floor that is soft, and a few feet higher than the normal floor i cover it with fabric, and keep pillows on it

if i was nb, i’d be zapf dingbats

rewrite a song to make it about you

hello world i’m your mild girl i’m your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch cherub girl

“man are nothing but accessories similar to that of a purse or piece of clothing“ false, i am interested in purses and clothes, and i understand why other people are interested in them if you’re that insecure, just lie about your height and say you’re 5’9” anyway, rest in piss, nazi

almost 20 years in, it still remains one of my favorite music videos if you watch it, i promise your device is not glitching. it’s supposed to look like that

Please can anyone help me raise $50 now to stay sheltered tomorrow?

can’t stay at home can’t stay at school old folks say “you poor little fool“ down the streets i’m the girl next door i’m the fox you been waiting for hello, DADDY hello, MOM i’m your

I love this, but the YouTube comments are all people surprised that this failed to save Kmart look, the commercial is fantastic, but let’s be real. we saw Quiznos entirely failed to be saved by spongmonkeys; the writing was on the wall

> how do you perform CPR? 💡what a great question! 🧑‍⚕️ knowing how to perform CPR is not just a valuable life saving skill, it also looks great on your résumé! 💁‍♀️ 🙋‍♂️ to start, ask the victim if you can perform cpr on them. you’ll be putting your lips on them! 💋 🙊 do NOT start without a clear “yes” 🙅‍♀️

This is so sweet! 🥲

There’s no way that Lou Wilson has children in his life, because I’ve never seen somebody know less about what Bluey was about

i was curious what smokefleet was referring to, so i looked, and i am still not sure, but at least now i know that i don’t need to know

post hyuck ergo propter hyuck

thank you, news article discussing the the newest Game Changer, for clueing me into the fact that there was a new Game Changer

It me.

honestly, shortcuts has so much more potential i wear my watch 24/7, so my phone knows when i am asleep i should be able to API query my sleep status i should be able to trigger an action for after i fall asleep i should be able to trigger an action for if i wake up in the middle of the night

I wish iOS apps had deeper shortcut support I really like (and purchased) prologue, and it’s missing half the steps from my Fall Asleep routine: ✅ create a bookmark ❌ set to 75% speed ✅ set 15 minute timer ✅ play (wait) ❌ jump back to bookmark ❌ delete bookmark ❌ set to 100% speed

Spotted on Tumblr…

every day, we grow closer to the butlerian jihad

i had a dream that AØAB was a thing, and you checked the “null” box if you wanted to raise your child genderless

sunday shot gang: shot done i hate needles, but not as much as i hate testosterone

If you're a writer, write "I waited" without saying it. ``` from contextlib import contextmanager import time @contextmanager def comment(): now = time.time() try: yield finally: print(f'you took {time.time()-now} seconds') ```

Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone

if your genitals could speak, what would they say

EASY, gus (i’m always floored this sketch was cut)

we’ve lost power, possibly due to a black silverado that drive straight into a power pole down the street, but this is exactly the sort of reason I have the UPS. Family night will still go on

Share your mood for the weekend! 🖤

don’t be jealous, but i am going to be spending the day hanging out with the incomparable @editrixbecks.bsky.social

for a hot second, i thought kira was talking about me

i feel like we’re due for another ska revival in a few years what do you think the characteristics of fourth wave ska will be? hip-hop? three-tone? lo-fi beats? i feel like lo-fi ska would be amazing but also exhausting

Booked the next two nights using rewards points, but it’s going to be another $100 for early check in and the deposit and I only have $91 at present after dinner and replacing destroyed clothing. I also have to pay for a ride tomorrow ☹️ Please, can you help me with a donation to be safe for a bit?

murder mystery sci-fi fantasy gothic narrative bodice ripper

this feels like the perfect excuse “but why are you-“ “i said ‘STRICTLY personal’. good day!”

actually, mentally ill people do deserve our help, exactly the same as people with any other illness you don’t choose to be mentally ill judge people by their voluntary attributes, not their involuntary ones it’s not that hard to be a decent person, damn

new Murderbot book! new Dungeon Crawler Carl book! no real free time!

ZERO shade to this poor child. i only chose it because it is from Friday (which is far too on the nose), and also this is exactly how i dance (i think @lasagnahog.bsky.social can verify, she was forced to see it up close) honestly, the guys who MADE this video don’t take enough heat

TGIF…..and on Friday, we dance 🕺 💃🎸🎵

sunday is the last church choir song until summer ends, which means it’s safe for me to start being gone for weekends (or even weeks) and i am STOKED my family is doing Universal Studios this year and my HP-loving brother in law wants to come along as a guide we said ok, but NOTHING harry potter

I don’t know what it is about Camille, but she has impeccably subdued energy