we leave for my in-laws tomorrow, which means i am doing laundry so i can bring only the most masculine clothes with me black socks! very loose plain black T-shirts! boxer briefs with assorted holes! plaid pajama pants with a blown out knee! definitely no boobs! my best “everything’s great” smile!

slamming the button so hard i break it

Haven’t arranged a hotel for Christmas Day and after yet, running out of money and sick af

RIPCORD PULLED IT’s going to change my name and email address in Outlook and Slack and all of the other systems ~the day the company comes back from break~ i shouldn’t be terrified, there’s no reason to be terrified, and yet here I am very gently freaking out about ALL the scrutiny i am inviting

turkish delight is to The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe as ratatouille is to Ratatouille

Why did you transition, wrong answers only I was bitten by a gaydioactive spider

Why did you transition, wrong answers only social contagion, continuous pressure from Big Pharma

since neither @presidentblue.bsky.social nor i are headin home for the holidays, we thought wed host another christmas eve stream tomorrow for anyone else with nothing to do! if you cant be with your family for the holiday, you’re now invited to be ours 🌲✨💫

You know that someone spent multiple minutes arranging those books just so to make it look like he’s actually reading, rather than posing

over 30 selfie thread i’m 45

It's important to note for the consultant people: Kat is tied for first place, she's raised more money in this race than anyone else, and she hasn't used Twitter in months. It's a website filled with racist AI snuff films and it's rigged against you specifically. There's no good reason to use it.

This is why I keep harping on about her. There are lots of shitty, unethical journalists. Plenty of people have had affairs with politicians. But this affair knocked over a set of dominoes that set public health back 50 years. Children will die of preventable diseases because of her.

The renovations on the Ingersoll are looking good. I was worried when they first ripped the facade off of it. Looking forward to a nice jazz show and dinner

Over on tumblr someone posted this in response to the same observation.

be like Kat! ditch Elon and his rage-bait hell site

Normal yule log? Boring. Expected. Overdone. Lithium-ion battery yule log? Relevant. Unexpected. Educational. youtu.be/rc6Txma85Ac?...

Arby’s full name is actually Arbara Millicent Roberts

my car takes unleaded, and would not function on diesel a diesel engine can’t run on unleaded if we were intelligent-designed to be two entirely distinct genders, by a creator who did not want men to become women (and vice versa), why does estrogen work in my body? mistake? oversight? easter egg?

what? What? HWHAT? “protection against predatory practices targeting those living on the margins? not on our watch! go for it! go ahead and ruin their lives, they’re not even real people. serves them right for being poor“

🎵 is he strong? listen bud he’s got radioactive blood so no (no!) that’s really bad for you (bad!) get better, Spider-Man

hey! teachers! leave them kids alone! all in all, i’d like to brick you up in a wall

can’t post goatse, huh? does someone feel brave enough to try tubgirl?

where those Harper’s Bazaar folks at

all right, I wanna avoid being spoiled, maybe time to actually watch Wake Me Up Dead Man

I got a hand me down Celeste hoodie!

ditto for backpack straps. back in my day, when you had a backpack, one strap was for wearing and the other one was for getting caught on things

when did it start being normal to do both straps on your overalls? i always feel like a dork when i wear them that way i want to leave one side undone, the way TLC intended

my sudden urgency to transition at work feels like it’s for the stupidest reason i’ve been debating transitioning there for a while, but i suddenly realized we might hire an openly trans person at some point and if I’m not already out at that point, it will look like I transitioned because of them

Delilah thinking she’s hiding 🐈‍⬛ 🎄

Question from an outside observer: is arresting grannies as terrorists for holding "I support Palestine" signs a shared British value?

'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'

Who is clamoring for more and more avatar films? I would honestly watch a third Paul Blart Mall Cop over that

I got an after hours email from a friend in HR letting me know that she had already left for winter break, but that somebody will email me on Monday, and they are here for me

it is an hour and a half before end of business on the final Friday of the year before the company goes on break, and I have sent a very terrifying email to HR

I'm so grateful that 2 of my favorite sweeties @therachel.bsky.social and @emmeline.bsky.social braved the freezing temps and 50+ mph winds last night to join me for some Christmas cheer at the fab Highland Underground.

She wasn't the boss, frankly. I can tell you that. Tommy Danza was, okay? Tommy Daaaaanzaaaaaaa.

In all seriousness, yes, Trans people are being demonized now in the same ways that Jews, gay people, AND TRANS PEOPLE were demonized in Nazi Germany, and the right thing to do is to say so.

my head cannon is that “hey nong man” is actually short for “hey nonny ding-dong man”

the ‘50s were genuinely incomprehensible time a black group recorded a song so popular that it went all the way to number nine on the pop charts that obviously couldn’t stand, so a white group re-recorded it, added the phrase “hey nonny ding dong”, and took it to number one hey nonny DING-DONG

i love my therapist, btw. he’s somewhere here on bluesky, hates the “vote blue no matter who” voices, and won’t give any more money to the DNC until Jefferies and Schumer are gone he also said he is willing to defy any future bans on trans healthcare because he’s “old, and not afraid to go to jail”

my therapist and I ticked through the list of countries that primarily speak English, and where we felt it would be safe for me to go, and we ruled out Canada, England, Australia, and New Zealand it sounds like if i need to flee, my best option is Ireland or possibly Scotland

Hard to argue specifically, but let me just say there are some ladies who were born in the very early 80s/late 70s that absolutely still have it

I know that Stranger Things isn’t high art, but I’ve been enjoying the new season so far, and it’s very cathartic that said, I spent a lot of episode 3 feeling both gender- and age-dysphoric, because a particular character gets a spinny-skirt dressup montage, and picks one with froths of petticoats

it was a real missed opportunity that Betty Aberlin wasn’t called Ginger Astaire while in the neighborhood of make-believe

i bought a five dollar harmonica on a whim, and got bored of playing with it after a couple of weeks, so i figured i was probably done with it but let me tell you: there’s a hook that brings you back. on that you can rely

pro tip: leave your boobs resting on a heating pad on low, so they are nice and toasty when you put them on, rather than ice cold (note: this tip only applies to those with detachable boobs)

ë̈m̈ lore drop: when i applied for my position in the company, i did not realize the presentation was supposed to be “let me tell you about an impressive and applicable project i did” i deadass gave a presentation on myself, so it included relevant projects, but also hobbies and stuff about my kids