OMG, those eyes 😭

i’m most offended by how inaccurately Heater was portrayed

I have HAD IT with these WOKE teachers indoctrinating our children. Just walked in on my preschooler washing his hands and singing about “tops and bottoms, enby tweens”!

holy cow, celeste is TOO MUCH for me very glad that there is an assist mode so I can at least get a feel for the game

I'm kinda sick of this hate of Easy Mode. I don’t care for pain without purpose. I care for a proper, well-made game. Easy mode doesn’t kill those, it preserves them; and if your identity as a gamer depends on others being excluded, what you love isn’t games... it’s gates. #blog #gaming #difficulty

i desperately wish i could sew, and i even prematurely (and naively) bought some simplicity patterns i tried checking out books from the library, but it feels like every single one starts on step 3: “what to do, now that you basically know how to sew and are comfortable using your sewing machine”

i have a salon appointment in a week and a half and i am going to ask for pink hair i, too, wish to be a pastel goblin

I have a crush on my entire skircle, and i don’t care who knows i love all you ladies and nbs

it’s no Hot Fuzz, but Shaun of the Dead is pretty classic

few things would spur me more to political action then taking away my clean air

corn, pork, racism

what movie do you consider perfect?

also, everyone now knows what Gary Glinner’s views are, and they’re not interested in working with him

this is an excellent argument for hormone blockers! 80% of these children would be spared of going through the wrong puberty the other 20% would get to wait and go through the correct puberty once they were sure which one they wanted

And the whole point of puberty blockers is to delay doing anything irreversible. Which doesn’t mean that it makes sense to keep increasing the age for HRT access, mind you. It just means people need to quit being so thick about everything.

… is that Deadpool coming up out of the mist?

Comm for @sheppybleppy.bsky.social

i’m never going to be a competent housewife, but after costco stopped carrying garlic parm chicken wings, I managed to come pretty close to replicating it on my own (this is not worth bragging about; i airfried naked chicken wings, tossed them in store-bought sauce, then airfried them a little more

made a giant mushroom

I love just how much care was taken to faithfully represent his gums

i watched Nobody 2. dumb but fun (rather than dumb and painful)

transformer names that sound like sex terms: jazz jetfire powerglide sideswipe misfire starscream wildrider hot spot slingshot ramjet sinnertwin grimlock blastoff astrotrain the cheesecake robot

Talko Bell: We’re not here to judge

technologically advance a band lab grown Pearl Jam

i’m red pill, but it’s just (the good) Sudafed

I just repeat the garbled version that i heard back to them, which a) is good for a shared laugh, and b) is better at explaining my problem than saying “what?”

🎶 life is a highway and i want to be driven all night long

The best dropkicks outside of wrestling are Murphys

remember remember that night in september

After I began to suspect my lovely husband, who wouldn’t cheat on me even if he had the time or energy to, was… …I decided to take a break from watching reality TV for a while. 😬

we should try and start a rumor that the rapture did happen, because the only people that I know who believe in the rapture would be SO MAD they didn’t make the cut we should just be like “yeah, all these people who were kind to gay people and protected the unhoused all suddenly disappeared, weird”

follow more accounts that are happy to adjust for accessibility no matter how big they are 🤩💫

hey man. i can see from your replies you probably don't have object permanence. and that's fine. but some of them are so bad that i have to ask: do you even have subject permanence

omg, you will NEVER guess who this is referring to

do you wanna know something crazy? Image formats actually do already support alt text. The blue sky app simply ignores that metadata when you paste or save

i think it’s lovely that one of the few truly perfect films is also an unapologetic trans allegory

as long as we’re all getting banned, let’s talk less about kirk and more about kink

i think it was very negligent for them to create the labubu without a flared base

I just sat outside for half an hour in the Midwest, so it’s time for a completely clean set of dry clothes

i honestly didn’t hope for anything better from my mom. i mostly told her as a fire break, so if/when she inevitably found out, she would not immediately out me to my in-laws, who are way worse than she is, and Wood cut off my wife and kids as well

the only reason i didn’t take apart number two and number three is that they don’t really come apart (taking the socket head off doesn’t count) i stripped and reassembled my zippo and ballpoint pens regular basis also, i only owned a zippo because Strong Bad had one and im not immune to propaganda

Big news for Palestine as some of the saner countries of the world officially stopped denying that palestine is a country

No one wants to wear a big prosthetic forehead on their real head anymore and that’s sad

Best movie soundtrack? Hot Tub Time Machine

And, therefore, Timothy Woozle

had the talk with mom. it went ~about~ how i expected, but not as bad as it could have been 🤷‍♀️ the good news is i'm not banned from her life or anything i am still, in her eyes, the #1 son (both in birth order and in status). just one that has a “mental disorder”

i have never had a Taco Bell taco where it felt like they put the lettuce in on purpose there’s always just like two little stray strands, like the person making the taco had lettuce all over their hands and just wasn’t being careful

I hope that, in much in the same way that Germany now takes extra care to fight antisemitism, the United States will eventually consider our moral duty to stamp out the sort of transphobia that is being pushed our government

tonight, i learned how to defrost the freezer i’m slowly gaining a collection of skills so that, one day, you can ask me how to do just about anything in the house, and I will say “i have no idea, but I’m pretty sure i did it once”