My mom can't figure out how to be mad at me right now. She tried being mad that I wasn't willing to stay at her place and be sick with her by taking care of her cold in spite of her saying she didn't want me to. And also about me not taking down xmas decorations for her without being asked.

Special place in "Super Mild Hell That Really Isn't All that Bad" for people who order things AND THEN try to customize after purchase.

High ostrich is literally the only thing there. period. objective fact.

um...

This is a true story. At the request of the survivors, names have been changed. Out of respect for the dead, the rest is told exactly as it occurred. Due to pressure from gamers, everyone's also been given big naturals.

The more I’m on here, the more discouraged I get, but when I take a break I miss you guys.

Life of Chuck will fix me.

16 years later, this is still the song they were looking for. www.youtube.com/watch?v=y612...

So Fucking Pissed About Everything

Free Luigi

Correct.

I fucking hate it here and I have entered the really fucking furious part of the experience.

not sure how to feel about my tax dollars paying for the kidnapping the president of Venezuela, higher healthcare costs, masked goon squads terrorizing immigrants, and a solid gold ballroom for assholes. but on the other hand, we ARE saying merry christmas again

Anyway here's a random song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC9j...

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING EXQUISITE THING. GODDAMN

The "paying bills in a dystopia" department brings you... Some beautiful new colorways. I always create two or more passes in colors per embroidered mesh to create different looks and these are particularly inspiring. I wish making pretty things didn't feel stupid. Still, beauty matters. Sigh.

The best Archer episodes are the Barry and Pam focused episodes, and I do still love it that Archer is a prick who is unfailingly kind to animals. Yes I’m up at 3;30 am. Yes I live in an evil country. Anyway NyQuil is great

I'm deeply sorry to the people of Venezuela. There is no opposition party in the United States to counter the fascist regime's actions and the population is easily demagogued.

why is this happening.

so, everybody gets one (1) tranq dart to use on anyone we want during 2026, right? or did I dream that?

This. “I will not apologize for [banal stance]” tells us nothing about who you are and what you believe except that your life is governed by a perpetual argument with imaginary voices in your head. This is the anti-kitten-burning coalition’s theme song.

WHY - dashare.zone ADMIN

Most of the derangement about Mamdani is for the obvious reasons but part of it is also that a surprising amount of people were committed to the Cuomo rehabilitation project because they hated the idea that anything could have consequences for men of the right class.

So fucking true. "I will end BLOODLINES FOR YOU!!!!" Okay but can you grocery shop? "I need a list. With pictures...and only once every other month. maybe."

but I need to be a billionaire. I have a family to eat or whatever.

Trying to not goober out because Tim Downie liked a repost on my alt account.

I love this post very much

"Mamdani won't be able to enact—" If he enacts even 1% of what he campaigned on, he will be better than any Democrat.

How do people survive...I mean literally, bodily survive, this fucking cringe firehose to the nuts.

So I am one of the Stranger Things Finale haters. Gods. And.... I blame everyone but the actors. Okay then! Moving on.

Happy New Year from Frog and Toad and India Crawford www.youtube.com/shorts/a13hP...

WHANT

MY DARLINGS. (and all darlings that aren't here for stupid reasons) No surprises here.

Bugger off, Julie. My gods.

I apologize for all the Astarion stuff. Just kidding. I apologize for NOTHING. It will go on. Its just a part of me. And if you are tired of it ..it's okay I totally understand because not everyone has great taste. Alt account for even more batshittery: @weltschmerzsimp.bsky.social

You're probably underestimating how much your pet friend likes ham.

ooh. yes.

And it was glorious

Yeeeeeesssssssssssssss

This year sucked absolute gorilla balls but I am grateful to have gone through it with friends like you. Happy New year. I hope it happens tomorrow to kick the day off right.

totally won't effect outcomes in any real world way

Indeed. indeed. It needs to be different days because I already have a name and at least one traditional food lined up.

Mexican cuisine is proof there is at least one god who loves us. www.youtube.com/shorts/HCVHX...

Inside you, you have two wolves.... www.youtube.com/shorts/9QOAB...

New Years Resolutions for 2026 (written at 1 am): Lots more sleep, obv Prioritize my health/well being above all Say no lots more. no explanation. Have fun and be consistent with my tarot channels Don't Fix Astarion Problem in Any way Major Stuff Purge Daily short weight training Enjoy more art

This guy. Not just beautiful. lol. www.youtube.com/shorts/Br6rD...