Genuinely never seen a humanities class I want to take less than this.

its so cool and edgy how my mom is currently dying from lung cancer that spread to her brain and her bones...please for the love of god, don't smoke

I must say I don’t find it counterintuitive that gossip’s origins are tied to friends and family.

Harry Garbage Bags

*THE ODYSSEY* BY ELON MUSK SING, CHATGPT, OF THE BIOHACKING ABSOLUTELY GOATED ONION-LAYERED CRYPTO DADDY HE WAS SUPER VERY GOOD RAD AT EVERYTHING, HOW HE SELF-DRIVING CYBERTRUCKED A.F. TO ITHACA AFTER BUSTING UNIONS AND DEFYING TAX LAWS IN TROY MANY NPCS HE OUTSHINED, HELLA SKILLED AT GAMING

It’s definitely a condition of my feed that I’m all too aware atm who’d be more insufferable with a loss.

You might think he can do anything but what he could never do is Bridgerton Season 6.

For a couple of years my phone number was 212-666-0666 and life was beautiful.

I feel a little spent because I just spent 10 minutes outside in the shade.

To win back blue collar men, Democrats need to put aside their bigoted preconceptions and accept that drunken rape is an important part of blue collar culture.

Relevant to our current everything-is-gender moment: Carolla co-hosted a really popular sex and relationship call-in advice show at the turn of the century. For YEARS.

I’ve informed my husband that he only has five years to come back from a war before I give up on him and go hog wild with some suitors.

everybody knows “curtains for Zoosha” as a foundational getting-old tweet but I believe “peeble streamer on doop” is a concept worthy of wider recognition

And if England beat France in the final, then we also retake Calais.

The way Bluesky handled Vance sneeringly venturing on here (blocking/muting/ignoring) was dramatically more effective at defanging him than any sort of chasing off scenario and I wish more people had processed that.

That’s just normal Taco Bell.

Interesting: I think of Graham’s sucking up to Trump as occurring after McCain’s death. But McCain was still alive at this point. He’d been diagnosed with the glioblastoma but was still participating in Senate business and making speeches.

One can be forgiven for suspecting that everything they know about libraries comes from sexy librarian videos.

Moments like this I’m proud to be an American 🥃 🦝 🇺🇸 🫡

If we are history professors with a narrow focus on the Congress of the early 21st century talking at a conference to the three other people in the world with the same speciality, this might well be true!

I think I’m piecing it together.

We have trouble imaging anyone educated believes any of this shit, and it misleads us again and again. We have underestimated ideological sympathy for Trumpism in Congress, SCOTUS, the media, and the public. We’re going to win but we will not be greeted as liberators.

I always found Sam Neill appealing as an actor, but also because he was living his best life. More than any other celebrity, that was close to my best life too.

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The floating gardens in Mexico City during the Aztec Empire

Everything you heard about Sheep Detectives is true.

ok now hold on

How is Hunter Biden better at this than every senator I’ve seen this morning

correct you if you’re wrong?? bitch this is the internet i’ll correct you even if youre right

There have been maybe one or two dozen points November 2016 to now when I had a realization, “oh shit, this is so much worse than I thought.” One of the earlier ones was this pair of tweets from Lindsey Graham, then thought to be a stalwart Trump foe.

historians can you confirm whether or not this is the original "t shirt raising a lot of questions answered by the t shirt"

There’s a happy medium for Dem pols between praising and grave-dancing.

I wind up always rooting against Sinner because, you know, he’s won enough already. But since he’s playing against Zverev, I finally am rooting for him.

It’s important for Democrats to preserve bipartisan graciousness and comity in the Senate, because—as we’ve seen over and over—it makes Republican senators more amenable to fairness and compromise. Just like on the Supreme Court.

I missed the match. Why are we mad at the Argentine team? I understand we believe the refs made unfair calls in their favor, but what did the team do wrong?

We never had gay male flight attendants before woke.

This is true. Most people are unaware that soccer is simply the inevitable consequence of the laws of physics interacting on a planet with a nitrogen-rich atmosphere.

Final Love Island tiers of the season. Et tu America

We should be grateful that our savings on laughable stuff like this allowed us to improve the lives of everyone in the world by attacking Iran.

There are actual vibrant Italian-American neighborhoods-with living Italians still in them-in and around NYC? Why are they doing this??

Dude uses big words and chin-stroking demeanor to say the most gutter racist and misogynist crap, which is a radical centrist’s favorite kind of person.

nice, france

I don’t know how to change a flat tire. Please don’t tell anyone, especially Kevin.

If your "mistake" was that you sexually assaulted someone ten years ago when you were 25, you're not categorically irredeemable but it's going to take a whole lot more to convince me you've actually redeemed yourself than if your "mistake" was doing coke at 25.

I know this guy has a Bluesky account.

I definitely use and prefer GPS, especially for traffic info. But maps weren’t too bad. I liked figuring out routes that way. Although some people were better than others at giving you directions to their house.

Since when is the onus on the people to trust the candidate, and not on the candidate to prove he’s trustworthy?