Can’t tell who I like less, the SA keeper or the refs.

Cease? Fire!

Let me be extremely clear: fuck every single person who demands that AOC cater to the left if she runs. They are wreckers and/or idiots who would doom us all.

Now that’s some civic virtue. A genuinely beautiful sentiment, all for sidewalks!

These are exceedingly dire straits.

Deal is 150% done btw

Okay, but did they get frozen custard to go with the shrimp? That’s true luxury.

U-S-A

Pretty incredible to be the most attended World Cup ever with weeks still to go. North America really proving this is the global home of soccer.

Very rare to have a post that might actually be funnier printed out on paper and read to you by law enforcement.

Yeah, there is quite obviously a rift forming between the party’s activists/progressive wing and historic base. I don’t really know where the solution is, but there’s going to have to be an accord.

Ugh, what a nightmare.

This absolutely tracks. The other athlete who raises the same red flag to me is Verstappen. I don’t fully know why.

New York, New York, it’s a hell of a town!

Temu Brandenburger Tor.

With so many great wins today, one day we’ll need to solve the mystery of why NY-12 was so uncompelling. Machine vs. rando anti-tech guy vs. Kennedy nepobaby vs George Conway?

Doing the Woody Harrelson Rampart bit is probably not going to buy you a whole lot of credibility.

I’m very sympathetic to the idea that we should simply build better homes first and only add A/C as a finishing touch but, having spent time the UK and being aware of the planning process, that is just not a reasonable request.

As a lawyer for the NFL, rarely do you get to take on a tone of righteousness. This must have felt great to write.

I can’t understand why Trump needs retatrutide rather than one of the multiple other drugs out there on the market. Is this somehow different?

Incredible for even Son to find an idea that he believes is implausible.

50% of Ridley Scott’s filmography.

*Reclining on the couch, beer in hand* I coulda smashed that in.

I will never forget waking up the next morning and seeing that notification on my phone. The first glimpse into our nightmare present.

Reconsidering some of my long-standing beliefs about the protections for the humanities.

Messi is inevitable. There’s never going to be another one like him.

Like Jesus passing through the gates of Jerusalem.

This World Cup has been so good for the supposed little guys.

Starting to even consider our potential quarterfinal opponents feels like a huge win.

Incredible to write something this direct and not even use the words “boorish” or “chauvinism.” Lalas is an embarrassment on the world stage and Fox is hurting themselves by putting him on the TV.

3-0

Piracy quickly becoming the vogue for dipshit quislings.

I feel like every day there’s a new and worse article on the spread of ticks. We’re either going to need Lyme and alpha gal syndrome vaccines or I’m packing up and moving to the west coast.

I’m old enough to remember when the strait was declared free to transit.

Schland! After two group stage exits, they’ve figured it out.

Tooooooooooorrrrrr

Seriously, there is no alternative to air conditioning in these temperatures. Massive electrification is humanitarian now.

Oh come on, that was beautiful.

Goddamnit.

At least Cnut was at war with the whole ocean.

USA really struggling with possession. I’m not liking it.

x2

That’s a goal, come on.

29% possession isn’t going to cut it.

If Australia didn’t want any banter about their national team, why would they call themselves the Socceroos? How am I supposed to take them seriously?

Fuck you, RFK Jr.

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Steady, folks.

Sorry, Australia, but for the next 90 minutes, this is real.

God, Lalas is just so fucking annoying. Fire him, already.