Literally everyone other than Iranian banks?

Very good insight into the current symmetries. You’ve got to wonder when others start pursuing alternatives that aren’t just waiting from Trump to clean up his own mess.

Congratulations to Ryan Gosling for inventing a new way to wear glasses that all of the most annoying people are going to copy.

Trump really does taco, he’s going to leave behind a regime that has a stronger hold on power and more leverage than ever before, with single-minded dedication to getting a bomb ASAP.

7D chess take: Saudi and the UAE are saying this because they’re afraid Trump will just drop the war and they’ll be left to open Hormuz by themselves.

I’ll believe it when I see it. They did this two weeks ago and Trump isn’t the only actor who can keep the conflict going.

We’re doing Carter II. Hope people can romanticize their gas line.

Well, look on the bright side, at least Pam Bondi will respond to questions the next time she’s hauled in front of Congress.

I’ve decided we need him to outlive his presidency so we can humiliate him. Nothing would wound him more.

No one wants to work anymore.

They’re really going to do it and we’re going to have to live with the consequences.

It’s really just a matter of time until they hype themselves into it. It’s going to be a disaster.

Fucking disgusting.

Sure thing, buddy.

Turns out we might not be entirely invulnerable.

Shorter Bessent: What the fuck is a commodity?

We are so fucking cooked.

As I keep saying, there is also no easy exit at this point other than US capitulation and even then, we’re looking at months of massive dislocation.

Absolutely flailing. He’s totally lost control.

Feels like at this point it’s just a matter of time until they hype themselves into it.

Next Congress is going to get zero business done besides impeaching every single appointee.

I agree Trump won’t want to pay any real costs, but it’s tough to see the easy off-ramps, even if he does decide to TACO. If they’re serious about putting boots on the ground, it gets a million times tougher.

Anyone have a link for this? If true, seems pretty bad.

Okay, but if this wasn’t Polymarket branded, unfortunately I would be an addict.

It was never going to have the necessary legs.

What a fucking nightmare. My god.

This is definitely the kind of thing that the actual mods of this website should be fighting against. Too bad there don’t appear to be any.

Maybe Tulsi has been in a six-month coma and that’s why we haven’t heard or seen her.

Team USA didn’t play well enough and, most importantly, were not nearly fun enough to deserve to win.

Wonder what GCC air defense stocks look like for their processing facilities.

I’ve seen enough. Venezuela is the next world baseball classic champion.

We should make the MTA and Amtrak into real estate juggernauts.

Would be great to see someone get on base for team USA.

I wish this team had just slightly less rancid vibes. It’s so annoying.

So many people are going to die.

I guarantee you when we scratch the surface on this one, Joe Kent will reveal that it’s the fault of the Jews. Do not congratulate.

This would be the world’s smallest violin if it weren’t also wrecking the future of global security at the same time.

Hanging out with my friends at the opening the Hormuz party.

How could Trump have gotten into a war? Must be a black swan.

The condition of the willing turns out to be an empty set.

Oil’s going to $200.

Warner Brothers will never do another Sinners until it bankrupts the Ellisons.

Sinners was so fucking good.

I just hate him so much.

I am losing my mind.

We need a global hegemon to help us out.

It’s going to be so bad.

Guy who spit on the very concept of cooperation now begging for help. I feel nothing but contempt. I cannot imagine how world leaders whose countries are now experiencing an energy crisis of his making are feeling.

“Weaken the Iranian regime severely” and a three week schedule reads to me as a quiet admission of failure.