AkivaMCohen
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Orthodox Jewish father of 5; Litigation Disaster Tour Guide; Jets Fan. Fighting the widening gyre.
THESE CLAIMS ARE FALSE AND WE NEED TO POLYGRAPH MY CLOSE INNER CIRCLE, SINCE THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO COULD HAVE TOLD THE PRESS ABOUT THIS STUFF. SINCE IT'S FALSE.
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Claire Willett
2 days ago
whoever leaked that he’s panicking about leaks is the funniest person in the government
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The average American has three friends
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I don't even know where to begin when someone is this vehement from this level of ignorance
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Oh thank god. Now sit him for game three and even game 4 if he's not perfectly healthy - the Sixers played a near perfect game last night and the Knicks shot terribly from three and still won, not worth the risk of losing him long-term
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Sources: Knicks' OG Anunoby has hamstring strain, is day-to-day
Knicks forward OG Anunoby has been diagnosed with a right hamstring strain and will be day-to-day, sources told ESPN's Shams Charania on Thursday.
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/48704042/sources-knicks-og-anunoby-hamstring-strain-day-day
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🏳️⚧️ June Licinio 🪬
2 days ago
it's weird how antisemitism on the left has morphed into condemning the jewish people for not being self-aware enough to realize that victims can also be perpetrators while simultaneously asserting that they themselves can't be both victims and perpetrators and it's offensive to suggest such a thing
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Megan
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Submitted my final journal hours log which means I am 100% done with law school. Next up, diploma —> bar —> Esquire. Let’s go, girls.
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Raymond Luxury Yacht
3 days ago
Exactly my thoughts. If people want rights, they should have the foresight to be born white. And male. And rich.
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Bet he hasn't spent any time at all considering how he has contributed to this by his own conduct, flagrant public hispanic-ness. A little self-reflection is in order
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Brian Floyd
3 days ago
best case you get back to the same deal you blew up after tanking the global economy and screwing up the international order over how shipping choke points work, and that case is not happening. we’re going to be feeling effects of these unbelievably stupid decisions for a very, very long time
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פינחס יוסף מונד
3 days ago
It's a crucial element to the portrayal of synagogues as dens of sin so they can justify attacks on them. I know because I've read what people who encourage attacking synagogues write, and the idea of the synagogue as a proximate part of a conveyor belt of theft is core to the image.
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People really have a difficult time with this
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I do appreciate when people are honest enough to say "yes, actually, it's not about settlements they were protesting the idea of Jews moving to Israel at all, and that's fine" Like - that's a shit viewpoint. But I appreciate the willingness to be honest about it.
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Anyway, here are the Pal-AWDA fliers for: 1) Their protest of the real estate fair last night and 2) Their protest of the generic aliya meeting last November Now tell me again how the thing they were protesting was *settlements*
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The same people who decided to falsely describe the Park East event as "auctioning property in West Bank settlements" are now saying "the presence of a single vendor with brochures for settlement property is just as bad" If you believed that, you wouldn't have lied in the first place
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Josh Yunis
4 days ago
Yeah, IIRC when they did this protest in LA in 2024, it was w/a company that advertised sales in the WB online, but inside the event, there was no actual promotion of property in the OPT. But this is what happens when you do vigilantism for Palestine instead of just going to the embassy to protest
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Man, when you describe it that (completely made up) way, your argument really pops. Of course, it being completely made up would be a slight problem for a good faith argument, but tomato tomahto, right?
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Iran war set to wrap up with the parties to sign a Mutual All-Inclusive Delineation of Intended Conduct
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Devonian Stone
4 days ago
hey they just invented the jcpoa
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Wooow
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kc green
4 days ago
Today is publication day for the "This is Fine" coloring book! You can find it at most stores, I'd bet. Or order here:
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/kc-gr...
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This Is Fine: The Official Coloring Book
Calm yourself from a world on fire with this officially licensed coloring book featuring Question Hound, the star of KC Green’s iconic “On Fire” comic,...
https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/kc-green/this-is-fine-the-official-coloring-book/9798894143163/
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Literal generations of Jews have taken the other side of that equation even when explicitly faced with "convert or die." So while I understand this perspective, no.
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Government Lawyers Oversight Watchdog
4 days ago
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A publicly accessible record of the legal professionals who are or were involved in representing or supporting the legal positions of the US Executive Branch
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Buttadeus
4 days ago
All we have to do is win the war then the war will be won
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Rodger Sherman
5 days ago
I can't believe we're playing at 2025 Cavs level, we really could win it all, just like the 2025 Cavs
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I wonder how all of the people still pretending to be mad that Kampala Harris did two events with Liz Cheney are going to be about this. Bet this will piss them off something fierce and end their support for platner No?
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Aside from everything else about this thread, this is an excellent use of the Surrogates Court building
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Brianna Chesser
5 days ago
Yeah, I was the rando who put the math there for you, Akiva, because of other people who might see it. Someone, somewhere, might learn something about proportionality. Like, back of the envelope math, it’s a higher hate crime rate than transphobic attacks, and it can’t be fun to be trans in the UK
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I love this video, if only for the contrast between the scores (Knicks with 109 in the early 4th, Spurs and Wolves tied at 29 in the mid-second)
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Update: Kolek just came in for Deuce and immediately grabbed an assist. YES
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Current lineups: Dalen Terry, Trendon Watford, Dominick Barlow, Adem Bona, and Quentin Grimes (6ers) v. Clarkson, Shamet, Alvarado, Deuce McBride, and Hukporti (knicks) Exactly as predicted. What a great game!
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Little Man has a friend who came by our house yesterday (friend's dad was taking them out) as my wife and I were dressed up and leaving for our shul dinner, and he politely asked if we were going to our "Jewish church" Gonna be honest, it was super cute.
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I doubt that they did
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Ok, that was a pretty good first half. Pretty pretty good
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Love me some Monica McNutt
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Man if Brunson had just hit that 3 the garden would've exploded
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eli yudin
5 days ago
hello everyone. it’s time for one of those posts. i got laid off in October and my unemployment runs out next week. i have years of experience writing online long form, short form, and scripted video content and am very looking for more of a chance to do that for money again. can send samples
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Surprisingly well argued
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Oh, hey, he went and deleted his post of antisemitic crime stats he was trying (but failing) to use to support the argument "jews in England have no reason for concern, really"
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Tom Nichols
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Don't do this. Just don't. Sacks is a bazillionaire, and doesn't need pocket change from Russia. As Packer says in his story: "The only consistent principle of his career is a ruthless devotion to self-interest." Don't go for the weird accusations when simple ones are staring you in the face.
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Haydon
6 days ago
This is completely true and a really, really urgent problem. The Republican staffer class are all Nazis, but that was a process that culminated where we are and was largely a product of their media diets and social milieu. Same process could melt the brains of dem staffers.
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🏳️⚧️ June Licinio 🪬
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fun fact: modern antisemitism stems from the fact that Jews were one of the only groups of people in Medieval Europe who were not legally tied to a specific piece of land and therefore frequently traveled from realm to realm to, like, conduct foreign trade and other necessary economic activity.
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Jamie Baker Roskie
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These people are dumb as rocks. Bison are critical to the health of grasslands, which is fragile due to things like overgrazing by cattle.
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Guess what this is a reply to
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Guess what this is a reply to
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Guess what this is a reply to
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Don't worry, this is a different war than the one that we started in February, that's why it doesn't need Congressional authorization
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Forget Rupar's highlight. This clip dramatically shows trump mentally struggling: "They're either going to be a nuclear weapon or they're not. And if they're not, they're in big trouble. Big trouble" He's lost touch with his goals and is putting words together ad hoc. Dementia?
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