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This post reminds me of something. The space laser referenced by MTG was developed by me and my yeshiva students. It couldn't start fires. It's only purpose was to deflate Tom Brady's balls. We deactivated it after Brady retired.

You know you're in lakewood for a wedding when the dessert table includes a potato kugel

There has got to be some kind of law against this type of sheer public brutality. Like... There are children watching this!

Live look-in at the Knicks-Sixers score

"The economic growth is from AI, the drag is from California" is a self-contradictory claim

What to do with the ballroom? Tear it down, restore the White House to how it looked prior. Erase every footprint that guy attempts to leave

People really need to understand how incentives work If an aspiring autocrat unilaterally demolishes a public building and erects a monument to himself, keeping the monument but filling it with different furniture rewards the autocrat and promotes more of it later Damnatio memoriae is the only way

Healthy relationships have a balanced give and take of accepting and giving love in ways that both come naturally to each person and in ways which are harder but important to the other person.

unfortunately, kim il sung's clothes hang a lot better

THESE CLAIMS ARE FALSE AND WE NEED TO POLYGRAPH MY CLOSE INNER CIRCLE, SINCE THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO COULD HAVE TOLD THE PRESS ABOUT THIS STUFF. SINCE IT'S FALSE.

whoever leaked that he’s panicking about leaks is the funniest person in the government

The average American has three friends

I don't even know where to begin when someone is this vehement from this level of ignorance

Oh thank god. Now sit him for game three and even game 4 if he's not perfectly healthy - the Sixers played a near perfect game last night and the Knicks shot terribly from three and still won, not worth the risk of losing him long-term

it's weird how antisemitism on the left has morphed into condemning the jewish people for not being self-aware enough to realize that victims can also be perpetrators while simultaneously asserting that they themselves can't be both victims and perpetrators and it's offensive to suggest such a thing

Submitted my final journal hours log which means I am 100% done with law school. Next up, diploma —> bar —> Esquire. Let’s go, girls.

Exactly my thoughts. If people want rights, they should have the foresight to be born white. And male. And rich.

Bet he hasn't spent any time at all considering how he has contributed to this by his own conduct, flagrant public hispanic-ness. A little self-reflection is in order

best case you get back to the same deal you blew up after tanking the global economy and screwing up the international order over how shipping choke points work, and that case is not happening. we’re going to be feeling effects of these unbelievably stupid decisions for a very, very long time

It's a crucial element to the portrayal of synagogues as dens of sin so they can justify attacks on them. I know because I've read what people who encourage attacking synagogues write, and the idea of the synagogue as a proximate part of a conveyor belt of theft is core to the image.

People really have a difficult time with this

I do appreciate when people are honest enough to say "yes, actually, it's not about settlements they were protesting the idea of Jews moving to Israel at all, and that's fine" Like - that's a shit viewpoint. But I appreciate the willingness to be honest about it.

Anyway, here are the Pal-AWDA fliers for: 1) Their protest of the real estate fair last night and 2) Their protest of the generic aliya meeting last November Now tell me again how the thing they were protesting was *settlements*

The same people who decided to falsely describe the Park East event as "auctioning property in West Bank settlements" are now saying "the presence of a single vendor with brochures for settlement property is just as bad" If you believed that, you wouldn't have lied in the first place

Yeah, IIRC when they did this protest in LA in 2024, it was w/a company that advertised sales in the WB online, but inside the event, there was no actual promotion of property in the OPT. But this is what happens when you do vigilantism for Palestine instead of just going to the embassy to protest

Man, when you describe it that (completely made up) way, your argument really pops. Of course, it being completely made up would be a slight problem for a good faith argument, but tomato tomahto, right?

Iran war set to wrap up with the parties to sign a Mutual All-Inclusive Delineation of Intended Conduct

hey they just invented the jcpoa

Wooow

Today is publication day for the "This is Fine" coloring book! You can find it at most stores, I'd bet. Or order here: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/kc-gr...

Literal generations of Jews have taken the other side of that equation even when explicitly faced with "convert or die." So while I understand this perspective, no.

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All we have to do is win the war then the war will be won

I can't believe we're playing at 2025 Cavs level, we really could win it all, just like the 2025 Cavs

I wonder how all of the people still pretending to be mad that Kampala Harris did two events with Liz Cheney are going to be about this. Bet this will piss them off something fierce and end their support for platner No?

Aside from everything else about this thread, this is an excellent use of the Surrogates Court building

Yeah, I was the rando who put the math there for you, Akiva, because of other people who might see it. Someone, somewhere, might learn something about proportionality. Like, back of the envelope math, it’s a higher hate crime rate than transphobic attacks, and it can’t be fun to be trans in the UK

I love this video, if only for the contrast between the scores (Knicks with 109 in the early 4th, Spurs and Wolves tied at 29 in the mid-second)

Update: Kolek just came in for Deuce and immediately grabbed an assist. YES

Current lineups: Dalen Terry, Trendon Watford, Dominick Barlow, Adem Bona, and Quentin Grimes (6ers) v. Clarkson, Shamet, Alvarado, Deuce McBride, and Hukporti (knicks) Exactly as predicted. What a great game!

Little Man has a friend who came by our house yesterday (friend's dad was taking them out) as my wife and I were dressed up and leaving for our shul dinner, and he politely asked if we were going to our "Jewish church" Gonna be honest, it was super cute.

I doubt that they did

Ok, that was a pretty good first half. Pretty pretty good

Love me some Monica McNutt

Man if Brunson had just hit that 3 the garden would've exploded

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