oh.

Economic anxiety

Be right back, gotta run to the Don

You know what's going on

I mean "additional glide surface" IS the canonical reason someone would penis pump

Yes.

The PRESIDENT. Of these United States. Has a personal vendetta. Against a FIVE YEAR OLD. In a BUNNY hat.

Just like with Kilmer Abrego Garcia, the biggest sin any targeted immigrant can commit is winning battles — legal or PR battles — against the government, and they just won’t let those losses go

Me, seeing the Court finally reference the Plaintiff's counsel and realizing that I know the guy who was on the other side of the worst AI disaster I've ever heard of. I can only imagine how hard Efrem had to work to keep a straight face through all of this

Don't always agree with A.R. This is a slam fucking dunk

If you won’t say this, you should not hold public office

Dilley is a hellhole and we have to get it shut down and all those kids freed.

Dems should be explicit that when they retake Congress and the White House they will be stripping his name off of everything. The ego damage would be significant

when i was a 16yo girl i thought i was an adult. coaching 12-17yo girls as a 28yo really hammered home how much i was wrong about being an adult at 16 and how obvious it is to actual adults that a 16yo is not an adult. if they say they cannot tell they are lying because they are a creep.

For those who don't know, Luttig was once considered the intellectual heir to Scalia. He was about as conservative a judge as you could find...

Let’s be reasonable. If they had to agree to those things, how could they ever get the fascism done?

Put out an offer that seems very reasonable when you list the bullet points and they balk and wind up without dhs funding, great. Working out better than if I was in charge of comms just saying, ‘Hey we should just not fund dhs.’

I’m totally ok with homeland security shutdown. Travelers will be super inconvenienced. I’m sure some people will miss important things and that’s a big sacrifice. But still.

I'm quite pleased to learn that she's a Pats fan

Do you know how mad a judge has to be to call out your grammatical errors

Here's what Republicans think is "unrealistic" 1) Need a judicial warrant to enter private property 2) Require verification that someone is not a US citizen before sending them to immigration detention 3) No masks 4) No secret police: Officers must have ID 5) Keep enforcement away from

Neil Gaiman would be perfect

It's not 'boys being boys', it's 'abusers being abusers' and the sooner we as a society stop normalizing this shit, the better.

What piece of music do you recognize most immediately? Not "what's your favorite" - what's the one that you can identify the quickest. Realized this morning that for me it's probably Sombr's 12 to 12. 2 notes, less than a second in, immediately obvious what song it is

I'm not sure what to make of it, but every Somali I represent in immigration court currently (8 of them) have today had their hearings cancelled and their judges reassigned. They're now all assigned to a video judge from Louisiana and scheduled for court hearing in one month. 🧵

Dear AUSAs, The tool you use to draft motions is the same one that can draft a resignation letter. You have nothing to lose. Being an AUSA is a mark of prestige no longer. Those you _want_ to work with in the future will value your honorable resignation above an ignominious compliance.

The correct answer is "because his exit plan is to go public and people will invest in this if you have a vaguely plausible sounding claim that requires expertise to debunk"

That viewpoint is the underlying reason why attacks on toxic masculinity are seen as attacks on masculinity as a whole.

For fuck's sake this is not "how men behave" it's how abusers behave. To whatever extent it's how too many men behave, it's because those men are abusers. And people who cater to abusers ... are also abusers. David Gelernter should never be allowed near students again.

The only response here is a motion to enjoin the whole operation If the government's position is "I'm sorry your honor but we don't be the capacity to both respect constitutional rights and conduct the operation as it is currently being conducted" the answer is "then you must stop the operation"

It’s a disgrace that Seddio is still a Democratic District Leader. Here he is in 2021 helping a serial sex abuser get his job back

When even Magneto is like "dude, too far..." (McKellan is an international treasure and this is an amazing performance)

Researching some of opposing counsel's other cases today and I came across an oral argument transcript from August where he repeatedly called his OC "Ms. Ding-a-Ling", called her a "little coccalah" and told her she had an "ugly hairdo" and should get a different one. Yes, all on the record

Looks like a tremendous opportunity

Mistake: while at lunch, I went into a couple posts with a lot of odious replies and blocked *literally hundreds* of accounts that were doing performative alt-left "antizionism with a hard K" posting, which left me sick to my stomach. A stark reminder of how badly composable moderation failed.

STOP talking shit about 2028 Democratic presidential primary candidates: Walz is PERSONABLE Shapiro is RHETORICALLY GIFTED AOC is CHARISMATIC Pritzker is SUCCESSFUL Newsom Buttigieg has EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE

Ok but where is Pritzker?

Whatever you think of the Washington Post at this moment, here's a chance to support the dedicated, hard-working journalists who were just laid off. If you have the means, your donation is most welcome. If you don't, a kind thought and maybe spreading the word to others is support enough 💙

@willoremus.com thinking of you guys today

This isn’t some anonymous tip. This is sworn testimony, under penalty of perjury, from someone who said Trump threatened to kill her if she exposed Epstein’s sexual abuse.

Sir, have you considered the fact that you have your head so far up your ass that you have actually lost track of which way is up?

new career goal: online paralegal certificate today, AUSA by summer.

Not asking the President about allegations that a 13 year old girl was forced to perform oral sex on him is a choice.

Sharon why are you tempting the discourse gods this is exactly the kind of discourse we could have.

holy shit

4th year associate as the US attorney, seems like a good idea

Next reporter: What would you say to Epstein survivors? Next reporter: What would you say to Epstein survivors? Next reporter: What would you say to Epstein survivors? Next reporter: What would you say to Epstein survivors? Next reporter: What would you say to Epstein survivors?

And put “ refused to answer” in their headline - since that’s what happens. Also: “ could not explain “ and “ has no detailed plan”