Folks, I'm probably gonna charge you so much more than $15,000 to fix what Claude fucks up. At your own risk.

So true its true of like, 80% of important precedent in most common law. Like, almost all important criminal procedure jurisprudence giving us what protection we have came from plaintiffs who were manifestly guilty. I'm still glad they picked the fights they picked and won, and you should be too.

Litigators who practice federally know this is in fact quite pointed.

I have a joke about a case I did, but I literally can't talk about it.

I will readily admit a reason I use this site much less these days is that its always good for at least one spectacular and galling display of antisemitism and that shit is corrosive to the soul. 99% of y'all are cool as hell, I just have no desire to see that every day, it's why I left X.

I will readily admit a reason I use this site much less these days is that its always good for at least one spectacular and galling display of antisemitism and that shit is corrosive to the soul. 99% of y'all are cool as hell, I just have no desire to see that every day, it's why I left X.

So much this. I'm not law enforcement. I don't have warrant power. If a client needs you found...you're getting found. There's no email service charging twenty bucks thats gonna make that outcome different unless your opsec has been perfect. Not good. Not great. Perfect.

Folks, some people need to start realizing that your outrage isn't gonna keep them safe by itself.

...fill your cars all the way up, loke, asap

Noem's done. Matter of time.

The thing about stuff like this I hate is the bad faith dishonesty is so, so fig leaf. It's straight up Trumpian. He knows about the post history, the podcast shit, all of it. He knows *you* know. But because it doesn't support the point he's making? He doesn't even hand-waive it. It never happened.

This Republican bullshit in Texas with the polling hours is so greasy. And it appears to be completely without reason or objective, they're just doing it to do it.

We're seeing the power of name recognition on an election with this one, is one of my reads. Crockett had it for some of this race. Then Talarico started getting his appearances and outhustling her on the face time front and this race flipped, fast and hard.

There's a saying a coach of mine once said that I remember like five times a day the last six years, I swtg. "Don't take advice on winning from losers."

Fuck. Here we go.

Teaching video game law at UW Law today, and, uh This place is so much nicer than where I went to school, good lord

I missed some layups for the absolutely absurd and visible racism, but hearing I nailed it so far

Nobody needs to watch this shit. Here, I'll summarize, if you're that curious. "A lot of people/Many people/Some people" "It's Joe Biden's fault" "It's beautiful" "Nobody has ever seen anything like it" "China" "Very unfair to me" "It's a shame what happened to me" "Tariffs are making us so rich"

This dude is flirting with "W after the 08 crash" numbers, and tbh I really didn't think that was possible, given the durable of his support in the mayonnaise demographic.

More from the first elected official with Tourette Syndrome on BAFTA, Pt. 2: We've heard from John Davidson, but BAFTA failed before and after the incident. More: youtu.be/FgaqKIxS4Hs

As a Black man with Tourette Syndrome, the Public Advocate has some thoughts on BAFTA, Pt. 1: Hear about his experience with Coprolalia, his thoughts on how BAFTA mishandled the moment, and the need for care for all who are harmed: Full video: youtu.be/FgaqKIxS4Hs

There's a ton of ink to be spilled about the awful event that occurred at the BAFTAs, and I am probably the least qualified type of dude on the planet to contribute. But I'd advise people to be really, really careful reiterating untrue tropes about Tourette's uncritically.

In sports, the better team doesnt always win, but the team that plays better usually does. Sorry to report.

I hope people start learning to keep the same energy for reality TV that they suddenly find when the documentaries about series come out decades later. Folks, there's shit being filmed today, and its pretty fucked up, too. Ijs.

Just took a stroll through the first contract I ever wrote way back in my associate of counsel days and *god* I sucked.

This 👏was👏inevitable 👏

Now that we've got a ruling that says conversations with LLMs are neither confidential nor privilege, I remind folks that the opinion could have literally said "duh" and granted the discovery. Stop acting like these are black boxes. They aren't lawyers. They aren't doctors. They don't claim to be.

I've recommended women. I've never mentioned appearance. I've had women recommended to me. I've never then asked details about her appearance. This dude might be accidentally confessing to some shit, tbh

The Supreme Court sucks, but I was actually pretty confident in my prediction they wouldn't touch this.

And ya don't have to be in Minnesota, folks. I'm not spending a dollar tomorrow, nor am I earning one. The more of us who do it everything, the more an impact, the more notice, all that. Let's do it.

In solidarity with our brothers, sisters, and peers in Minnesota, we're not open on Friday. Join us.

...I'll be honest, I don't think I've ever watched a guy tank a team like Pegula just did the Bills. I mean, as a Pats fan, this is probably good for us short and long term, but man, feels bad in the same way watching a car crash does.

I have to say this a lot, but before you get all full of hot air and try to get us to fire our employee because she called you out, try looking US up. We don't play that bad-faith bullshit. You being sad you got owned online is not my problem, or my people's problem. Touch grass.

Uh, creative, I guess, but not exactly how trademark law works.

Layup for the next president to promise investigations and prosecutions for everybody who facilitated political motivated prosecutions at the DoJ. One of the first steps needs to be that the decision to bring frivolous cases and abuse their power was a life ruining one.

Honestly, I'm going to start to block people who take a lawyers legal explanation as an automatic endorsement. If a person cant think critically or hear something they don't want to hear, the odds of an interaction containing value seem pretty minimal.

Plenty has been said about the content, but a separate criticism: I don't know if I've ever seen a less articulate or skillful anchor. Dude is a mushmouth. I see clips of him sometimes, even just little 30 second riffs, and wince multiple times.

One of my hotter takes is that being aggressively shitty to people over inconsequential shit is a pretty significant character flaw and is, in fact, contemptible. Yes, even if you're having a bad day. Yes, even if you don't like their politics.

Nobody is going to do this to us. Cite playground law all you, but Goose v. Gander only holds if the gander is weak. The world's response to Trump will make more sense when you realize this. We'll fix this domestically in some way or it won't be fixed.

*God* he sucks.

You know, the best thing sports taught me is how to see and appreciate my impact and my contribution even when it's not central and pre-eminent. I wish that for a lot of you. I see about twenty people a day on here who could use it.

I never really had time for Stranger Things. It always hit when work was nuts. But it's popular and ending so I'm starting. Very interesting watching a cultural touchstone this way. It's good! Incredibly overrated but good!

Ty Pennington asked us to love a bus once. The bus was successfully moved. Several times.

Well she hit me like a missile at like 6:30 am so now we're fighting.

This dog, man.

I'm having a cigar in summer clothes in late December, so, this is both enjoyable and existential disquieting.

Just cut myself shaving for the first time in my actual life and she's a gusher. I feel like this is some kind of odd milestone.

This is, like, the classic summer associate error. Its the stepping on a rake of law. You can't script this shit.

So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions

His whole thread is good advice but this is sort of important. Something isnt fair use just because you want it to be. Be careful.