Mandate of Heather

here's a tough q: is that possibility good or bad for crypto?

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maybe for the last time: if you told me in 2005 that the future mayor of New York was the foreign-born child of a Columbia human-rights professor and an award-winning filmmaker, my rebuttable assumption would have been that the future mayor of New York was a Jew

obligatory "if you want to criticize Paul Pelosi's ethics look at the San Francisco real estate, not the long-dated large-cap calls" post

As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.

these people mostly voted for the Nazi porn candidate btw

I'm only seeing snippets of this but like, we all know the three point line is in different places for different basketball leagues, right like men in high school, NBA, college/international all use different lines not a gender thing

one of the best to ever do it

For those of us who've been paying attention, this has become what we expect, but for a lot of normies, this will read as Anne Frank level Nazi shit and it's breaking through.

so my cat is going to die (cancer, fast, out of what felt like nowhere) and I'm pretty bummed about it

Well, now you just kinda sound like a shill for Big Weiner.

the big American non-Christmas family travel holiday should be the Fourth of July

I would like to hear more about the goat dogs

seeing a lot of messaging of basically this form which I will describe as "what is the minimum position we all agree on that we can portray Rs as disagreeing with" I'm not sure it's bad, it's how we got to ACA subsidies as the shutdown ask and that's going ok, but visionary it ain't

this is why i keep asking about the federal government's books, because everything they're doing is the kind of thing that creates massive accounting disruptions, and it's like no one in political media has even given a single thought to it

Maybe @jaketapper.bsky.social can find out why what's left of the White House is being turned into a memory care wing.

how you should feel about this depends on what exactly the role is, but I would say that Khan did not exit the FTC with a reputation as an organizational savant

I'll make a deal with BlueSky: if someone on here does this I'll start posting on here more often www.youtube.com/watch?v=43j8...

Joyscrolling

what about bringing it around town

on the other hand, pseudo-Democrat Andrew Cuomo overperformed in the same race. really makes you think

as ever, they decide who is a Jew

if I was one of the asshole Virginia police chiefs in the moralizing anti-Jay Jones ad, I’d probably spend a couple of days in coming months trying to scrub my PD’s text comms

The funniest reactions to the elections are the Republicans on Twitter saying stuff like “well after Jay Jones won, we are never taking scandals seriously again, we will nominate candidates who have no morals and say anything!!!” - like I’m just not sure anyone is going to notice the difference

The GOP took such a hit today that JD Vance is going to make a move on its wife.

good job on 50, California. we appreciate you

lol go get yourself some too, Big Sky

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

who knew you could eat shit so quietly

THEY DO NOT BREAK US THEY BREAK UPON THE CONTRAPTION IN JAY JONES' REC ROOM

can't remember who pointed out that Mamdani is merely human Bugs Bunny but I hope they know that I've thought about the comparison every day since first reading it

not a lot of fun being a minority state legislator with no plausible near-term path to power

you know what cures a lot of intracoalition friction, is winning

60 was the “this is R Armageddon” line

you should not fedpost. that’s what your democratic elected officials are here to do

kinda want to go see how the other set is coping but not enough to log into Twitter to do it

somebody find out if Ackman closed his Polymarket positions in time

just going to note that if Jones pulls it off he's going to have quite the confusing mandate

i have said "wine mom" plenty of times but never, ever as an insult

Decision Desk calls it for Sherrill.

iirc there was kind of a lot of attempted race-baiting re: Alicia Johnson, and there was a time that would have worked in Georgia, and that time is no longer

This was definitely one of our most Normal episodes. Some dudes talking about cars, trying to support people who need the help, and throwing dubiously informed predictions at the wall with low stakes. The platonic ideal really.

this is eric adams' hat

Folks, this is serious. If Jones wins, I hear they give him two bullets…

New Normal Men! thanks @ed3d.net for heroic efforts to get this out before all the elections are over. @peark.es goes downhill, @ed3d.net feeds the hungry-- call that a ginger SNAP-- and @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social takes us through the election omens. www.podbean.com/eas/pb-nv9z4...

Westmoreland is 95% in Sears +9 Trump +14 Miyares +15

ulysses s grant

she looks pretty loof to me in this picture, I don’t know what NYP was talking about

so, our Normal Men production schedule had us making election predictions on Sunday but I don’t think we’re going to get the episode up until tomorrow morning, thus neatly immortalizing what might be misplaced confidence