the world’s on fire but my baseball team has a catcher with a huge butt and 58 home runs

Olamide Zaccheaus went for the jumping celebration with DJ Moore who didn't see him 😭🤣

Izquierda Derecha, by Juan Genovés, 1967, 📸 via @beysicc

too many doomers are honestly just licking the ground in the hopes a boot is there

Real talk though this is how you get the Disney version of the protestant reformation

a little concerned about what Disney adults are going to pour their considerable energies into instead

I think this is not an unreasonable idea but I do want to point out that when Ezra Klein tried to do it everybody got mad

Hey there Delilah I am writing the Quixote Adding hermeneutic weight to what Miguel wrought crude and floaty Vis-à-vis The work— attributed to me? Or only he?

I think this is right but the other thing is that you should try not to hate whichever candidates aren’t the one you pick

I really like our Echos but we expect very little from it, which is to say it sets timers and plays music and the one with the screen is a kitchen TV and occasionally makes video calls and that’s fine. probably we’ll use em as intercoms eventually?

number big

Convert's zeal applies to civic religions too.

this is actually legally important in the sense that the capital murder charge against Robinson requires danger to more than one person

yeah a minor irony is that what they want is more like expanded safe spaces for discussion

A subplot I'm continuing to follow: Rand Paul being surprisingly willing to treat Trump like a lame duck, and to position himself as an ideological alternative to Vance for 2028. bsky.app/profile/atru...

actual kinda curious how the stock rally looks denominated in different currencies. I guess this is a question I can answer myself

I feel like they should care

I don’t know if tpot is actually going to move over here in any substantial way but if you think that people are affected by their social media bath (yes) and you think that tpot is exceptionally susceptible to influence (yes) it mostly seems like a good thing if they do

a related thought: Homan presumably found out it was a sting in early 2025. did he claim the Cava Cash on his 2024 taxes?

this implies some things about his Twitter DMs, huh

it’s real and it’s spectacular

tomorrow is the last day they will pretend to remember him

this makes sense and is probably common knowledge but I’ve never heard it before!

ok that seems like enough Apple Cup for this year

maybe we all already saw this and got mad about it, apologies if so, but the incident this describes where an ICE officer was “drug by a car” is literally the incident where they fucking shot a guy to death

Taco Bell Party Pack but half of it is still tacos

one of the things which is sort of a shame about the loss of the robust ethnic press of the early 20th century is that it would allow the community to work out whatever the fuck is going on with schumer's donors without doing it front of every antisemite in america

I don’t think I believe that Tom Homan has ever eaten anything from Cava

I didn’t know any of this and I enjoyed the hell out of this piece

Just saw a guy wearing both a keffiyeh and a Gamecocks dri-fit polo because every combination of personal attributes is possible in Brooklyn. We have one of everybody

There's no way any reasonable person can look at the totality of conservatives' comments on trans issues and not conclude that the end goal is to completely eliminate trans people from existing in public. There's no debate to be had with them because their "reasonable" arguments are a facade.

"I'm Philip Seymour Hoffman and I'm here to say That one of these murderers is secretly gay

Came from Cuba on a boat / My former life seems hazy / Play the game to be the GOAT / But the coke game’s crazy / You think you know how the story will end? / Come and say hello to my little friend (over a sample of the hook from And The Beat Goes On)

One of the biggest mistakes Grey Tribe pundits and influencers made was decamping to Substack. They made themselves irrelevant, shrunk their audiences, and dramatically lessened the positive impact they could have on our public debate at the precise time we needed it most.

In a true understanding of his character, Jeremy Strong hires the Beastie Boys to sing Eldest Boy, a song he personally wrote

the Will Smith track “Wild Wild West” just came on the radio and: 1) it was weird that for several years whenever Will made a tentpole movie he also rapped about it in partial character 2) we should make more actors do this

well that’s one of the weirder bots I’ve encountered

It is a rule, with few exceptions, that the “person” in Personalist Authoritarianism be an idiot

tired: libs can't rebuild state capacity vitiated by Trump's pillaging wired: just get Costco to do it

we are going to win.

so is the tribute just poorly done or what’s going on here?

had to read the article to understand wtf was going on here which is that Meta is literally feeding Instagram pictures parents took of their teenage daughters to middle aged men as ads for Threads

the best and only argument for not freaking the hell out on the H$100KB thing is if you think it’s extremely illegal and therefore not real

i don’t think people on bluesky understand the severity of this situation. i woke up to literally hundreds of texts from friends and family thinking about either moving back home to india or applying to other countries for jobs. this includes me.

how is this possibly the first time they’re discovering this about this guy who has gotten himself justifiably arrested multiple times a year for decades, is I guess my question

you don’t need to run candidates who have bad culture war positions. you maybe do need to run candidates who code as moderate independent of their culture war positions.