Proud to present this pictorial thread of Jamelle Bouie insulting you #1: You're a dumbass

one reason people are already talking themselves into dumb conspiracies about why this is happening is because the actual reality is extremely hard to wrap your brain around

he turns out to be a better husband to the matador’s wife. the kids’ grades improve. better vibes all round. Outsiders ask about the dead matador & are met with blank stares and an offer of ham, fruit, & chilled sangria

if a bull gores a matador it should get his house

lords of the fallen is very pretty and combat is decent, but the voice acting is lol

Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine. We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.

venezuelan president omarosa

legality aside, it’s actually very impressive that trump was able to personally plan such a complex operation while also hand-selecting the perfect marble for the new armrests at the trump-kennedy center. and I think that dynamism will resonate with the american people

absolute fucking bootlicking bitch @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

jeffries needs to be the fuck out of office

i have Thoughts rn and will not post them lol

hey has anybody checked with greenwald or klippenstein or any of the other fucking morons from the intercept cinematic universe?

the world should, but it won’t no one’s going to do anything. everybody’s going to bury their heads in the sand and wait for 2029

I know several oil barons, I’ve had the oil and gas industry as clients in a past life: none of them want the Venezuelan oil, it’s dog shit quality and getting the PDVSA fields up to modern standards would take 20 years! It’s just trump being stuck in 1987

"I think we'll rename the country vuvuzela, like the TRUMP-et, I think it would impress Danica McKeller...."

You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty

"it's going to do tremendous ratings. and i can tell you paula abdul is maybe more interested in 'TRUMP' now than anyone thought possible"

You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.

“the us indicts maduro on gun charges” is some of the laziest shit the writers on this show have managed yet

oh fuck off

you don't need to add caveats agreeing that the head of state abducted is a bad guy before opposing abduction of a head of state by military force. If the rule was any head of government is fair game then the entire world would be a series of decapitation strikes and show trials in foreign courts.

So like…now what? Is there a plan here exactly for what happens when you decapitate a government overnight? Or is this just the “Jesus take the wheel” school of military planning?

so i was having coffee and playing lords of the fallen, and we apparently invaded venzuela?

Moderated by Michael Douglas.

And now something genuinely, truly good from CBS: www.cbsnews.com/news/bear-un...

shouldn't bari be the one interviewing dj khaled? she loves debate culture and they presumably have one very specific point of contention

tbf i would also try to find ways to waste comical amounts of larry ellison's money if i worked for cbs

320,000 followers, completely fabricated a hoax Politico story, like 200 of you follow this account, consider your choices

i'm so old i can remember the law knowerers telling me the cops would be coming to have a chat with dom lucre within 48 hours for posting csam on twitter. two years later we're still waiting anyway, i'm sure there'll be consequences for the grok thing

hey @rokhanna.bsky.social, you still trying to bring this piece of shit back into the fold? www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

i had a delightful time with @peark.es, @proptermalone.bsky.social, @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social and @ed3d.net on NORMAL MEN and look forward to continuing to pop my head in from time to time to read mail and shoot the shit.

per my usual routine, i'm a day late and a dollar short for this year in the rearview, though, this year, it was because i genuinely had better and more important things to do.

good lord this talk is good. and I love the namedrop of Could Should Might Don't—a tremendous book. @jenson.org 🫡

leopards, faces, etc

"i'm doing fine, things are bad though" seems to be the dominant political attitude towards incumbent governments

indiana-ole miss is my preference, but underrated how magnificently toxic miami-oregon would be. would make clemson-ohio state games look civil

Ray Tracing Mania finally broke in early 2033 when people finally admitted no one can tell the difference and they're all just playing slay the spire anyway

Not to get all faux economics professor about this, but an object lesson of the past year or two is that when labor (players) isn’t artificially restricted in its movement, the apparent value of management (coaches) is diminished.

obviously rooting for indiana but pretty much any combo of these 4 in the national championship is proper sicko shit

holy fuck

the year is 3280. uga fans are yelling at the mummified corpse of mike bobo to run the damned ball”

they basically have to make cignetti emperor of the state if they win the natty right?

I'm taking my oath of office over the instruction booklet that came packaged with the Wolfenstein 3D floppy disks

whew

this is an unfair climate. pasadena is freezing-cold to bama, but it’s basically rio for the fighting mellencamps

you gotta respect kyle maclachlan coaching indiana this well in between fallout season filmings

This is Gerry DiNardo erasure.