oh does gekko want wreckers on board with his little doll now that he’s shit the bed with progressives?

y’all want to talk about wreckers, this is wrecking. sore loser bullshit.

Writers strike a few years ago led a lot of hollywood writers to try and get jobs in video games. I'm sure some of them succeeded, it at the least brought another infusion of talent.

we love to see it

Good job Minnesota 💪🏿

Live your life so people don't root for the venemous spider

woke 1 made the mistake of making people think it was problematic to make fun of healing crystals and astrology. woke 2 must be focused on the destruction of white shamanism

suge knight did nothing wrong

"Make me mayor or I leave" should get a person banned from every city for at least 5 years. They can spend the time living on a boat and thinking about how much they suck.

it’s kind of wild how the video game writers are running circles around hollywood on these franchises

bond dies of dehydration halfway through the drive through the sahara to mauritania when the pcm shorts out in his new defender

the man is trying to prove he's straight; give him a break

i will say some of it is unrealistic to the point of sci-fi. there’s like 20 land rovers on screen at one point and all of them start up? be serious, io

Dude he's on Kik. Oh my goodness. Haha.

this gerald ford erasure will not stand

007 first light is really good

The Welsh are in many important ways a sort of primitive ancestor to Seattleites

this stuff is awesome

as promised, we put all potential 2028 candidates in tiers, and everyone agrees with me, the protagonist of reality. also here are my thoughts for gekko gang:

new Normal Men! @proptermalone.bsky.social gets encyclical, @ed3d.net disambiguates lizards and parrots, @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social gets Faygone, and @peark.es sheds some tiers.

you're just trading april for may on the perfect weather, and april in the dmv is awful

you have to commit, either you do the coochie-cutters like @peark.es/other assorted natty lite guys or you do the long cargos like me, don’t try to split the baby also do not tuck your shirt in to shorts or casual pants, it just looks stupid

oh hell yeah they updated stray for switch 2

even under their own terms - basically peacocking as a tough-guy prick - they’re not manly men. this jabba-ass hick would shoot his mouth off and get his ass beat by any guy on this website

This is a great example of having the will part of conservative masculinity - a guy having an independent partner (who he hasn’t forced to marry) *is* a scandal to them. His inability to get her to eat meat is a failure to impose his will on her, and makes him weak. It’s illegible to us.

Fellas is it gay to date a hot vegan? No, seriously, if I can't come up with something soon, I'm going to lose my job as head of TXGOP oppo. I need this health insurance.

the most surreal thing about this era of open yelling about masculinity is that, if you grew up anything like I did, you were exposed to several sets of standards of masculinity and would be hard pressed to identify which of them the Paxtons and Millers of the world are living up to

“You can read the memo he sent to 60 Minutes staffers after his hiring was announced. It spends several paragraphs explaining the concept of linear time and includes the sentence, "Every part of how we lived back then has been transformed since then."

the stanley cup shall stay in the sun belt another year as god intended

“The new James Bond game doesn’t have enough kissing hot girls and his boss is DEI,” I say to my microwave as a frozen dinner turns in slow circles, each rotation another sliver taken away from my soul

I think it's fun to have a James Bond who was in high school during Covid

yes!! prospect.org/2026/05/20/e...

PAXTON: look at her elitist designer vegan sunglasses TEXANS: sunglasses?

Incredibly funny that they let the Republicans run with the Low-T/He’s Gay bullshit for days and then just calmly dropped a nuke on them

For those keeping track at home, this is actually the *third* Dan Sullivan in Alaska politics.

gop drawing attention to talarico's girlfriend is certainly a choice. please proceed, ken

Sorry you don't have access to good crystals

Found his campaign theme: youtu.be/G3lywwIxsfU?...

pratt’s gonna lose but angelenos love to be like “my crystals keep my chi in harmony with jupiter” or whatever

no, this is deeply stupid sub-Coast to Coast AM level conspiracy mongering from somebody who claims to believe that the ballroom is a secret plot to install a giant AI server that will run the entire united states government, like in metal gear solid 2.

sorry, this guy was treating 9/11 first responders? and we're not expelling gottheimer...why?

Gutter racist Gottheimer is now seizing upon the smears against Hamawy, a Muslim American candidate for Congress in NJ-12, and is literally implying that he is pro 9/11. Will anyone in Congress condemn this?

One more time, I wrote about Google’s plan to kill off its own search function. www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

Probably harsh enough for the people who were doing the work for the Texians, tho Whoever they were

"your wife left you for elon's pasty boer ass" and we're done

TBH not even most of Boston wants to have the convention here. As far as I can tell, it's either because of Maura Healey's ambitions or because some Dems from out-of-state think they're recruiting Michelle Wu to higher office, which they are not.

steve gets it

they can eat shit. make south crackalacka first so we get it all over with quick also the convention should go to atlanta. don’t hold it in a blue state. always play offense

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