I'm sorry, but "bouncy castles are symbols of bourgeois frivolity" is a unanimous first-ballot entry into the Take Hall of Fame. If I were that poster, I would simply log off forever, because it's not gonna get any better than this.

blair is, i think, right that there isn’t really a long-term threat to nato, but it has nothing to do with nato commitments and everything to do with trump being sui generis, and all of this will be - even if it shouldn’t - wiped out once he’s gone in 3 years and i think leadership in europe agrees

Once they start talking about how Godskin Duo is bullshit maybe they can occasionally get a seat at the big kids table while its being cleared

we do not have kids but we are the cool aunt and uncle for our friends’ daughter, which has been very enjoyable

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

Why I got out of the gambling business:

Maybe I’m just a reactionary Luddite refusing to embrace the glorious clanker future but I think Walmart should be prosecuted for fraud.

the next dem potus should make mike secdef with the promise of a full pardon

lol

the knicks winning the nba title is gonna be like the cubs winning the series in 16. it’s going to cause a kind of phase transition and i’m not sure if it’ll make things exponentially worse or put them back into balance

Ngl, Mike Black getting banned for telling Dort to off himself on Memorial Day is just about one of the funniest things I've ever seen. And I don't even mean that as a dig at Mike.

*TREASURIES RALLY ACROSS THE CURVE ON IRAN DEAL SPECULATION *TRUMP: “VERY STRONGLY LOOKING INTO” SANCTIONS AGAINST CHRISTOPHER NOLAN. “MY FROG PEOPLE ARE NOT HAPPY”

this doesn’t make me mad because without further elaboration, it’s just gibberish. use AI to do what? there are probably use cases, i am sure the grocery sector is currently testing or using plenty of their own.

jail. jail for a thousand years

S Tier: Lincoln Chafee A Tier: Howard Dean, Eugene Muskie, B Tier: Bill Bradley, The boat Gary Clark got caught on, Cruz Bustamante C Tier: Jerry Brown, Fred Armison’s Obama impression D Tier: Ralph Nader, Dennis Kucinich F Tier: Any 2020 Bernie Sanders campaign staffer.

you can all relax, ed, george, propter and i ranked all potential dem candidates from s-tier to f-tier today and now my wife is mad at me

sure tom steyer might think we have to protect trans kids but he doesn't know who runs wired

there is fundamentally no difference between the government and the opposition on the us-relevant policy here, but dc is going to go on pretending bibi and ben-gvir (maybe smotrich too here and there) are the only bad guys in israel

No actually they're making fools of you specifically because you oppose any consequences being imposed onto them for their behavior. They know they can do whatever they want and the West won't do anything about it. That's on you.

The Coke Zero people are so needlessly smug. I don’t drink Diet Coke because I want Coca Cola with zero calories. I drink Diet Coke because there is something wrong with me; something deeply broken inside of me; something that will never truly be healed.

Another reminder: if there exists *any* class of people who don't have due process rights, then *nobody* actually has due process rights because the government can always just say you're in that class.

y’all know you can just drink normal coke, right?

you guys should feel more shame about Taco Bell

taylor lorenz does the terrible bagel take and tweety just comes running in like the ultimate warrior at the royal rumble

Only good cola’s Moxie. Only good diet cola’s Diet Moxie. Sure, I know it’s not technically a cola.

in woke 2 we’re replacing all the confederates statues with ones of adrian chiles

I have been thinking about this headline at least once per week for the last three years

Agreement between Patriarch of Constantinople and Bishop of Rome 95% complete - all that remains is a single word in the Nicene Creed about the Holy Spirit.

being from uganda he might be built to handle the temperature in her apartment

And not break eye contact with her until he’s finished eating the whole tub

zohran should get a thing of the weird cashew cream cheese and just eat it in front of lorenz with a spoon

"I hope Zohran can remedy this" is so fucking funny dawg

hell yes

angelenos come get your girl

this stuff rules

it’s like watching lebron or jordan at their peak

Every couple months I check in on the latest Adrian Chiles articles and I’m always absolutely blown away. These are all from the last couple months. The man is operating at an incredibly high level.

an entire edifice of belief about medical opiates being non-addictive was built off a citation chain that led back to a four sentence letter to the editor about anecdotal observance. www.nejm.org/doi/10.1056/...

alright, i’m gonna eat some leftover carnitas. anil dash is an idiot

in the spirit of fairness i would like to hereby acknowledge anil claims to have read curtis yarvin’s blog-bile a few years back, something no one else did

his hair is quite luxuriant, you can spot his obvious lack of a soul from a mile away

this might be the only time I could credibly talk about my hog online I shall note only that my hair is luxuriant and i am happily married

I still feel like a huge dipshit doing self promotion, but I will say it's been extremely cool seeing people react positively to the album. We've gotten some really really nice messages and people have connected with songs I would not have expected secondhomes.bandcamp.com/album/find-a...

what are you actually trying to say, anil? read it out for the class, since we're all clearly idiots

There are 63 million people on this website. If you can’t find a way to have a diversity of conversations with 63 million people I don’t know what to tell you.

"silicon valley power players are all eugenicist drug addicts, therefore glp-1s are Bad" is such a stupid fucking take, and our boy will just not let it go

i don’t think a drug helping people lose weight and fuck more is eugenics, anil

I Would add one out-of-field question to every PhD defense, and if you don’t answer «I don’t know» you fail

under woke 2 we’re gonna pass the 20-whateverth amendment that just says “stay in your lane or you go to prison” you can post silly shoot-from-the-hip takes for fun but dumb Just Asking Questions/Do Your Own Research takes will be illegal