trail mix is salad

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

what

isn’t this guy canadian?

yes. also i read “lie density” here and now i can’t stop hearing it in mel kiper’s draft night voice

This loser broke the man's arm as he was being dragged out by three other cops and now he's preening about it. Simultaneously casting himself as the saint ("help", "deescalate") and the victorious underdog warrior (he was being violent and seeking confrontation). Incredible lie density here

Right to the Antarctic, get on the ice floe, gamers

read theory

Hey is anybody else wracked with despair and up for some hero shit (canine edition) 👀 Because I’d like to see if we can try and get three (3) ABTCR hounds into new homes this weekend 🧵 ⬇️⬇️⬇️

we live in the stupidest fucking time in history

The White House just posted a video mixing real footage from the Iran strikes with a killstreak animation from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 x.com/WhiteHouse/s...

oh we're dead-dead

the thing that the Democratic base cannot abide above all else right now is Handing It To Them and being anti-trans is, in fact, Handing It To Them don't do that, it's bad morals and bad politics

god he’s such a piece of shit

This is just straight up racist.

Folks. You know about this one? The Screwfly Solution, they're calling it. More and more, people are saying.

Pictured: a sinking white imperialist warship.

noted black and brown people, falkland islanders

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

respect to panatlantic for rightly coding this terrible primary in um colors

Hey that’s about the cost of the SSI Restoration Act, which would cut recipient poverty by 60%, eliminate marriage penalties, and modernize draconian asset limits.

honestly baffling to me that idiots keep agreeing to these interviews that make them look like idiots

Ah yes, hoping for a conflict to both be limited and fundamentally reshape the geopolitical landscape of an entire region of many different sovereign nations. A completely reasonable combination of wants.

Bari Weiss is pushing the “50 year war” narrative at both the Free Press and CBS. The erases both American culpability for the current war (since Iran started in 1979!) and the reasons why a theocratic anti-American regime took power in the first place. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/the-reason...

I can't get over this picture of Heater. Every time @katmabu.bsky.social takes a bath, she acts like she's witnessing the Hindenburg explosion for the first time. This cat is SIX years old. Pixar-ass cat. I love her so much.

tbf it'd be a point in his favor if he never saw that terrible movie

i can acknowledge the tattoo is maybe not indicative of being a nazi but rather a drunk idiot. again, young people do stupid shit. they get tattoos, they eat those poke bowl things, some have phases where they even listen to tool, etc the retweets and podcast appearances turn it into a trend though

i have people doing discourse about boston coffee chains and the upper peninsula’s horrible knockoff of cornish pasties in my mentions, please send neutron bombs

listen to your uncles glhm and i. we have done comical amounts of stupid shit, we know

Planter’s most recent appearance on a Nazi podcast is more recent than most of the food currently in my freezer!

i got a spiderweb tattooed on my elbow when i was 17, i am *uniquely* qualified to refute this argument. lots of people get dumb tattoos when they’re young. they don’t get totenkapfs, and if they somehow do, they get them covered a lot faster than he did

the thing is, yeah, young people do a lot of stupid shit. but they also don't follow up the "i got a totenkopf tattoo when drunk" fuck-up with going on antisemitic conspiracy theory podcasts and retweeting antisemitic shitheels if you don't think it's a big deal, growth a set and say so

This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."

i cannot believe the leathery freak is gonna make me side with the company whose pitch is “what if nationwide gas station coffee?”

The only issue for the midterms should be getting a Congress that will remove our brain dead president before he gets more people killed for no reason

i will chip in on this for ones that go up between valdosta and macon. the sheer number of aneurysms/fatal car crashes would secure blue georgia for a hundred years

right, sony won. it’s over

wise thread. AI hype is full of a lot of nonsense but these tools, Claude in particular, can do some very impressive stuff

this is right. he’s a good little soldier, but you don’t want him calling the shots

this is always what people say because windows releases are always “fine” followed by “trainwreck” so 12 will be fine

i am very much not a pete fan but the mckinsey thing has always seemed dumb. he was there for like 20 minutes when he got out of college but to answer the question, no, he can’t

There’s been rumors of a “subscription-based Windows” going around for over a decade now and they’re always bullshit

the “windows 12” thing people are freaking out about seems to be false www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...

dem tea party: good!

OOF

Somehow he didn’t perceive someone coming from his right

Ah, yes, the invaluable wisdom of the markets.

The approximate cause of death for Anne Frank was the Nazis. The specific cause of death was the outbreak of Typhus at Bergen-Belsen camp, which overtook her (and others) from chronic malnutrition and medical abuse. These conditions are not, in character, unlike our system of immigration camps today

Right now Jasmine's best hope comes from keeping down the margins in Bexar County we literally have another Crockett making their last stand at the Alamo