I HEREBY DECLARE THAT I DO NOT GIVE MY PERMISSION FOR ATTIE AI TO USE ANY OF MY PERSONAL DATA TO CREATE AN EVIL PALETTE SWAPPED “WA-“ VERSION OF MY PROFILE AND POSTS

Israel is doing a genocide in Lebanon. Displacing this many people by violence will unquestionably kill (directly or indirectly) some small but near-irreducible portion of them. Israel's demands and actions make any real peace between them and Lebanon permanently impossible, until this is reversed.

This is a mistake. I understand why it appeals to mainstream folks, but it is a mistake, and a dire one.

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

"Israel" doesn't start with a J.

<extremely cursed voice> AI powered printer that can talk

That's right

Standing in the grocery aisle, staring at the cereals I don't normally buy, and envisioning living a different life.

snangel (snail angel)

oh yay, is that this week. time to warm up my throat for potential screaming. and also warm my poker to red hot just in case I need to dispense FRIENDLY HUGS.

If SCOTUS rules in favor of the admin in the birthright citizenship case, I only ask that the majority cites every academic whose writings supported the position, so these people live in infamy as the intellectual drivers of this potential atrocity.

CENTCOM told me Iran keeps hitting their high-value assets so I asked how many they have and they said they just go to the Pentagon and get new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding high-value assets to the Iranians and then INDOPACOM started crying

God I am so sick of being seen as a lesser American because I don't have a yard to take care of

Donald Trump and Mikhail Gorbachev * ruined global superpowers * made Pizza Hut ads

So many law review articles and he just tweeted it out

Also whenever I hear about Mr. Beast’s latest fuckup I’m reminded of @danielthrasher.bsky.social ‘s video about him

jesus fucking christ they got a sentry???

My wife always wanted to visit Russia, so it's very exciting we're going to get to experience that culture.

This is maybe an incredibly weird touchstone, but I'm drawn as of late to the image of South Park Steve Jobs frustratedly shouting "why won't it READ" as his victims keep falling for the same trick despite repeatedly and immediately getting screwed over every time. youtu.be/qslcnw-9KbI?...

Compromise: Iran gets to keep control of their gulf, but they have to refer to it as "The Gulf of America"

It's amazing how thoroughly Israel and the Gulf states cozied up to Trump, and he's like "thank you for all your support, as reward, we put hardliners in control of Iran and gave them the Persian Gulf as reparations and now we're gonna peace out"

20d check-in

my mentions have gone onomatopoeic

TRUMP: Marco, could you have possibly said a worse thing than "President Trump started this war because the Israelis told him to do it?" RUBIO: Quite easily. Watch this. *whips out phone* Hi, Miss Prime Minister of Japan lady? You know that war we started cuz Israel said? We're gonna lose it too.

I missed that we started naming these things after bugs.

The loser in charge of running this account has copy+pasted this exact post in reply to four different trans journalists. If this were a person, we'd call this a crashout. No idea what to call it when it's a formerly respected news organization trying to push obvious misinformation.

going back in time but to make the Wordle guy sell to somebody less harmful, like Exxon

crucially, he did not say in which direction

We need fighters who fight for what they believe and don't simply believe that polls are destiny. We need people daring enough to go out there, take polls as a starting line, and then move them. Which, yes, means Dem candidates need to immediately drop out after the first bad poll they get.

Votes this evening?! I didn’t think they were actually going to do this… 🤯

Nostalgia is a drug. Like most drugs, some people can probably safely engage in modest consumption with little ill effect. And like most drugs, it will destroy you, mind, body, and soul, if you're not careful.

We've got concepts of a plan of a meeting. Negotiations Steve has peace in sight.

The correlation between being a Jan 6er and being a pedophile is incredible, it must be like several standard deviations outside what you’d expect just based on chance

heh

Donald Trump wouldn't be Donald Trump without Mike Johnson to hold his dick for him and John Roberts to shake him dry.

This is the version of the Democratic Party I would de-register from.

The fact that “character attacks are not persuasive anymore” is at the heart of our present crisis in this country.

1/2 This memo identifies absolutely no source of legal authority for paying TSA. It does not point to an appropriation that is available for this purpose, nor does it point to any legal authority to transfer some other appropriation to TSA. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Today in life under competitive authoritarianism

I know I've seen it before, but the Golden Sisters of Battle still spark joy.

In principle, endorsing this should merit not just removal from the speakership but expulsion from the House.

2021 Republicans: How dare tech companies talk to government about moderating speech!!! We’ll create a whole false narrative about it and take it all the way to the Supreme Court! 2025 Republicans: We run things now so

[clears throat] Biden proved that Iowa is not nearly as crucial as performing well with African American voters, and the candidate who realizes this and focuses on outreach to them is going to run away with the nomination while the also-rans squabble over who gets third in Iowa.