🦀🕺🎹👏🎶 is MUCH worse than just letting people use regular words though

a man died and they're turning it into a demented Spotify Wrapped

this is just obscene

A bit underplayed that the Homan sting didn't reportedly come out of a public corruption investigation, it was a counter-intelligence one. Which means they somehow made the not-very-far leap to him from initially targeting a foreign and almost certainly state actor.

The dragon in question

Bet

Honestly kind of hilarious that after 50,000 different galaxy brain ideas they tried running in one of the two major parties in a two party system and it worked,

me, eight drinks in: WRONG, DOC. THE ANSWER IS PENIS. IT'S GOT A BIG FREUDIAN CULT OF DAKKA AROUND THE 30MM GUN. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY JOBS THE F-35 MAKES OR HOW MUCH MORE SURVIVABLE IT IS IN CONTESTED AIRSPACE BECAUSE THE ANSWER IS PENIS.

“Why does transit seem to be in an endless emergency? Why is it so easy to assume that transit’s financial situation is hopeless? Because we have constructed our transportation funding streams to make transit’s costs visible, while the costs of car dependence are mostly concealed.”

In good news, the Trib picked the correct front-page photo today:

This will be called "evidence of consciousness of guilt" in subsequent criminal trials.

It is still year 1, and we are now doing weekly murders.

I wrote about this (second item) last week, and I’m cannot believe that — 10 days later — Roberts’s impoundment case “administrative” stay remains in effect. www.lawdork.com/p/scotus-rej...

Breaking on MSNBC: U.S. Attorney Erik Siebert, who oversees the Eastern District of Virginia, told colleagues he plans to resign. Siebert had been pressured by Trump officials to bring bogus charges against NY AG Letitia James. Siebert did not find evidence to bring those charges.

I think it's bad for the president to order the military to murder people so he can gleefully blast the snuff video out into everyone's feed.

You know how badly you have to fuck up to get normal people to know the name of the head of the FCC?

you wanted a carrot from us? hahahaha you fucking idiot, here's a stick

The new $100k/year H1B fee is pure economic self-harm—workers making **5 times the median US income**, who contribute massively to the US, would still basically be unable to afford this fee Oh, but never fear, the White House reserves the right to dish out exemptions as favors!

So yes it appears that Trump’s housing policy is mass deportation.

"And, like sixth or so, they came for Jimmy Kimmel, and at that point everyone who hadn't already been saying something finally piped up, either because they were Kimmel fans, or even if they weren't, because it's hard to truly hate the guy"

This one almost feels like unstoppable force versus immovable object in terms of how just wildly, floridly out of bounds insane it is versus SCOTUS seemingly being hard committed to enabling his every little whim.

big lol for so many reasons Implementation? Nigh impossible. Legality? Non-existent. Tech bros who bent over backwards to surgically implant their lips on Trump's taint? Being absolutely fucked over. And we're destroying universities, so, replacement hires? Unlikely. Just a racist wrecking ball.

Correcting myself since I didn't read carefully enough in my haste; this doesn't go into effect immediately, it goes into effect in 29 hours, at 12:01 AM on Sunday morning.

I wish I was joking but I guarantee you that there is currently an entire panicked discourse cycle kicking off in SV groupchats, twitter on whether Trump’s H1B policy means he no longer takes X (super intelligence) risk seriously lmfao.

Someone on the AWS billing team is stupid like a fox.

The 2024 election was like a natural experiment in “do candidates matter” and the answer was “almost, but not entirely, not at all.”

I thought they didn’t support all-gender restrooms

It's not the hysteria it's something much dumber: 20% is the lowest percentage americans will say on a demographic survey

So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...

Dutch late night TV has its take

this post is aging like fine wine

Man fuck Fetterman

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

Reading the comments, it seems less like Ted is overly upset at any of the current ongoings, but smart enough to realize that this is the weapon that can slay Fox if it gets out of hand.

man, the girlies really wanted to contribute some exhibits to support the recent claims that “pundit solidarity outranks everything else”

“Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain the minority party.”

seriously though why is cocaine so cheap now. is it really just that enforcement has slipped this far this fast?

Oh, for fuck's. THIS IS NOT DIFFICULT. DO NOT PUT YOUR NAME ON A LIST IF YOU ARE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO THE GOVERNMENT WANTS LISTS OF. PUT YOUR NAME ON ALL THE LISTS IF YOU ARE THE KIND OF PERSON THEY DO NOT WANT TO HAVE TO PROSECUTE EN MASSE. FLOOD THE ZONE.

> russian MiG31 entered Estonian airspace

This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem

tl:dr - Judge just told Trump "I ain't reading all that shit, go try again." The order starts with the phrase "As every member of the bar of every federal court knows (or is presumed to know)..."

Don't donate to any Democratic politician, because a prosecutor can use the FEC filings to track you down after Trump outlaws Democrats as terrorists.

Conservatives are always freaking out about how to explain gay people to their kids, yeah well I just had to have a whole conversation with my extremely offline boyfriend about groypers and femboys and 4chan and memelords so how do you think I fucking feel rn

Guys you really can just spit in their faces. 99% of the time nothing will happen. They’re relying on you being too afraid to do so. Call their bluff. And sign up for the stupid email lists.

it worked against Jim Crow, and it can sure as hell work against the attempt to bring Jim Crow back.