Sometimes I think “everyone is twelve” is overstated. Then I see the literal health secretary announcing that he will never eat his vegetables and you can’t make him.

this is a bit designed to drive me mad. it has to be.

This is like something out of a horror movie, my god

I owe you an apology, Amber Glenn. I wasn't really familiar with your Magic: The Gathering Game.

man, Team USA making the skating team event battle with Japan a lot more of a nailbiter than it could be.

"Season 2 of One Piece" continues to be an extremely funny bit.

Never forget the anniversary of King Taejong falling off his horse!

When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

another year of us not running a super bowl ad

The NBC Olympics commentator repeatedly talking about placing bets on games is just so fucking gross man. App based sports betting needs to be nuked from orbit.

everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight

Cancun Ted over here argued that “partisanship is inherent and permissible in the districting process” in an amicus brief he filed with the Supreme Court in the Texas redistricting case last September. www.cornyn.senate.gov/wp-content/u...

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

Here is the video of Hakeem Jeffries saying "fuck Donald Trump" for posting that racist video of the Obamas. (originally from his official Instagram account) www.instagram.com/reel/DUbeoy5...

BREAKING: New reaction from Leader Jeffries to the racist Trump video: "This disgusting video posted by the so-called president was done intentionally. Fuck Donald Trump and his vile, racist, and malignant behavior. This guy is an unhinged bottom feeder."

Sucks that we have to put up with Jorkin Depeanus as our rep at the Olympics. Why can't we have a setup like Italy where they send a figurehead president instead of inflicting their fascist leader on everyone?

sonnet 5 just dropped

Really don't think it's a coincidence that the sweaty Bannon statements about ICE at polling places and Fulton county all happens at the exact same time when the "Uh we are going to lose the senate" pieces are dropping.

who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice

Honestly, any men who have not yet written "fuck ice" in pee should be ashamed.

BDSM enjoyers LLM enthusiasts 🤝 “Let me show you my custom harness”

Legally here on a work permit. Arrested when he went to renew it. Not fighting his deportation. Yet he's been in detention 29 days. No access to a lawyer. Has been given no information about his case. Family inquiries also ignored. ICE only responded when local news requested comment.

From June: Reporters need to get off Elon's Twitter www.thefarce.org/reporters-ne...

that's not all they should be afraid of losing

Substituting an imaginary, fake Trump into the story because writing about the real Trump and his actual actions would be very bad for Trump and not help him:

crypto wouldn't be falling like this if trump was president

It's been over two months since a federal judge decided to retire and give Trump a new vacancy to fill and videos like the one Trump posted this morning will hopefully keep that streak going

Pro tip to House reporters: Print this out and have with you BEFORE you interview Mike Johnson later today.

This is really the entire conservative movement in a nutshell. "You fired Roseanne for doing this. But the President is too big to fire. So we get to be racist now." Truly, what else have they done in the last year? This is literally all it is. "We get to be racist now."

Me, knowing nothing about the NJ11 primary or NJ politics such as they may or may not exist.

"The Killers"

it has been 0 days since i have had good cause to repost this

oops! looks like Musk Conglomerate underwent a rapid unscheduled disassembly

beloved community pet may have depression

They’re trying to run the Kilmar Abrego Garcia playbook with a five year old boy in a bunny hat because nobody can find peace if they embarrass the Trump administration publicly. Normal people didn’t like it with Garcia and they really aren’t going to like it for Liam.

I think "woke" was at least partly identified with "irritating" and the way we're rectifying that in Woke 2 is by being scary instead

oh come on

OH YEAH THIS IS SOME VIRGINIA ELECTION SICKO SHIT RIGHT HERE

This happens with*everything* now. No matter how grave the crime or one-dimensional the injustice, after four days the hivemind of American punditry decides that the Real Story is how the people upset about it are the real villains.

krugman is spiking the football and doing an end zone dance

Compromise position: rename the Epstein files to “The Epstein files featuring Donald Trump”

claude is gentrification

release call of duty games on the Tuesday after the first Monday of November

Wait I've seen this one before

Are we in hell?