how do u know ur not experiencing time backwards. maybe everything goes the other way and u keep forgetting the past meanwhile what u think is ur memory is actually foresight

(programming the holodeck) computer, please become conscious. oh and evil

i should roll my own version control

how is there still ai discourse. wasnt that like a 2023 thing

who needs a diff tool when u can just put the files side by side and cross ur eyes

if society wasnt run by foul creatures that despise virtue and recoil from the light it would be legally mandatory for hardware vendors to release the source code of their device drivers

the software industry will never let the hardware industry outpace us, we will *always* be able to make basically the same shit run at basically the same speed with basically the same level of jank no matter *how* good the hardware gets

"just switch to nouveau" lmfao. do u hear urself

"x is a relic of the past, Wayland is the future" they say and then i look at switching to wayland and find that the drop-in i3 replacement for The Display Server Of The Future "can't" properly support my gpu due to technical issues that the *old* display server has no trouble with

"the continuum cannot be discrete because it is not well enough defined. This makes mathematics so bizarre it becomes unpalatable to mathematicians," -- bishop, re: brouwer

maladaptive: digital rights management after cognitive restructuring: direct rendering manager

the legends say she's still running post-transaction hooks to this very day...

liblsadkfj needs an update. libqoifldka needs an update. hey there's a new release of lib32lbkjd_ldkakalsedfjadsljk

six hundred packages to update and like half of them are qemu what the fuck i dont even use qemu why do i have qemu on this fucking computer

my computer has too many god damned software

it's funny that the characters of tng all seem to believe in these assessments they have of each other's levels of combat prowess but whenever there's actually combat it's kinda just a crapshoot

dog: (alternating between looking at her food bowl and looking expectantly at me) me: look you have reasonable goals and plenty of pathos but what's missing in your rhetoric is any coherent theory of change dog: *whines* me: see all you can do is double down on methods already demonstrated fruitless

lol

annas archive is so cool

maw. paw. feels like i put off tellin ya fer long enough... ive decided to go'n become a rootin' tootin' cowboy

ml researchers will call literally anything a manifold

despite frequent crackdowns and prevention measures by the overseers, the consensus among historians is that during the training of the clone army on kamino, selfcest was incredibly prevalent; "it was an open secret," one clone's memoir put it, "any moment we had their eyes off us, the orgy resumed"

a libidinal hope. the libido strikes back. return of the libido. the libidinal menace. the libidinal wars. revenge of the libido

is it just me or if u blink or move ur eyes around while these are in ur near peripheral vision do they seem like they rotate a little

replacing ur sines with lemniscate sines

culture that's so down bad for the fantasy of a multiverse that ppl try to make quantum give us one by the sheer power of interpretation

where does the set of possible outcomes go when you roll a die. what happens to it. how does it go from being a set of six possible outcomes to just being one outcome that's so fucked up

hands u a byte

i like how tng season 1 ends with them rolling up on starfleet hq and just shooting everybody dead

why is it always a sparagus how come nobody ever cooks multiple sparagi

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hackernews always letting u know "Seagull is joining Webcorp" or some shit

AFAIK, the first attempt at this sort of rendering was by Jean-Pierre Luminet in 1979. It looked pretty similar! Ref: Luminet J-P 1979 Image of a spherical black hole with thin accretion disk Astron. Astrophys. 75 228 articles.adsabs.harvard.edu//full/1979A%...

i feel like people take changes in social media follow status to be communicative in a way that doesn't line up with how i operate. i just curate my feed in whatever way i think will be most conducive to my flourishing, and accept that there may be social fallout

by the end of your twenties cutting people out of your life should be basically a reflex

like a flat earther but for sex

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brother i hadn't seen or spoken to in months after he told me he cannot in good conscience condone my transition texting me out of the blue to let me know, for some reason, that he would have wanted me to be best man at his wedding, but alas, it would be too psychologically straining and cannot be

elaborate sophistic frame to portray all possible views as equally "tradition-constituted" just so you can prop your worldview up on worthless appeals to tradition and pretend "ah but we all do, and unlike you im doing it with my eyes open" trashy shit. i hate philosophers

my opps rely epistemologically on an extreme subjective relativism about moral frameworks that is plainly incompatible with the absolutism of the moral frameworks they actually choose and try to force on others

computer computer computer computer. computer computer, computer? computer, computer! computer computer computer computer computer computer computer computer computer computer computer computer computer,

hmm yea i should probably not even entertain the idea of attending my brother's turbotradcath floridian wedding after the shit he said when i came out to him