basically any time im not posting its safe to assume im either sleeping or meowing at my reflection in the mirror

yo, bro, not ten paces outside our dwelling, upon the cedar branch rests an avian of most brilliant azure plumage! i beseech you bro, make haste to witness it with thine own eyes, that you may be dazzled by that same beauty with has so captivated and moved me, bro

data beats the shit out of every crew member of the enterprise 10hr compilation supercut

the regularity of your sleep schedule has made you predictable and weak

posting like a caged animal throwing feces at zoo visitors

this app is a great place to get the most condescending mental health guidance from the most mentally unhealthy people you've ever known

riker: hi my name is ri-- klingon girl: what if i fucked you to death

star trek tng but all data's lines have been rewritten by an llm and dubbed in by a tts

successor language to brainfuck called ketinfuck. "it's like the dual to brainfuck. you just conjugate all the language features"

lol owned

set phasers to torture. set phasers to horrifically mutilate

even as a long-time fan of the channel i have to say the sokushinbutsu challenge video was hard to watch. it's pretty cool the families got so much money out of it tho, it's crazy how generous mr beast is

First Of 100 Meditators To Experience Kundalini Sickness Wins $500,000 -- MrBeast

she query my transposed keys till i softmax

lmfao the diplomat w/ 3 psychic negotiators and one of them is just for horny

an onion is just like an apple but with different flavors and some structural changes &c

bluesky might have its flaws but it's also the only social app where im allowed to say things like "bomb the knesset" and "impale donalt trump on a big spike"

i hate this notation so much 😭

nah dude it's not a vector it's a ket dude its totally different

*suffers*

bro we're cramped and confined by archaic traditions like a crab that refuses to molt bro im too high for this shit dawg

not too long ago, the most Mankind could do was hurl rocks at the moon-- mere apes were we! nowadays, with the rapid progression of our Sciences and the ever-increasing Perfection of our enlightened Intellects, we hurl rocks with greater accuracy at far more numerous and distant celestial bodies

how do u know ur not experiencing time backwards. maybe everything goes the other way and u keep forgetting the past meanwhile what u think is ur memory is actually foresight

(programming the holodeck) computer, please become conscious. oh and evil

i should roll my own version control

how is there still ai discourse. wasnt that like a 2023 thing

who needs a diff tool when u can just put the files side by side and cross ur eyes

if society wasnt run by foul creatures that despise virtue and recoil from the light it would be legally mandatory for hardware vendors to release the source code of their device drivers

the software industry will never let the hardware industry outpace us, we will *always* be able to make basically the same shit run at basically the same speed with basically the same level of jank no matter *how* good the hardware gets

"just switch to nouveau" lmfao. do u hear urself

"x is a relic of the past, Wayland is the future" they say and then i look at switching to wayland and find that the drop-in i3 replacement for The Display Server Of The Future "can't" properly support my gpu due to technical issues that the *old* display server has no trouble with

"the continuum cannot be discrete because it is not well enough defined. This makes mathematics so bizarre it becomes unpalatable to mathematicians," -- bishop, re: brouwer

maladaptive: digital rights management after cognitive restructuring: direct rendering manager

the legends say she's still running post-transaction hooks to this very day...

liblsadkfj needs an update. libqoifldka needs an update. hey there's a new release of lib32lbkjd_ldkakalsedfjadsljk

six hundred packages to update and like half of them are qemu what the fuck i dont even use qemu why do i have qemu on this fucking computer

my computer has too many god damned software

it's funny that the characters of tng all seem to believe in these assessments they have of each other's levels of combat prowess but whenever there's actually combat it's kinda just a crapshoot

dog: (alternating between looking at her food bowl and looking expectantly at me) me: look you have reasonable goals and plenty of pathos but what's missing in your rhetoric is any coherent theory of change dog: *whines* me: see all you can do is double down on methods already demonstrated fruitless

lol

annas archive is so cool

maw. paw. feels like i put off tellin ya fer long enough... ive decided to go'n become a rootin' tootin' cowboy

ml researchers will call literally anything a manifold

despite frequent crackdowns and prevention measures by the overseers, the consensus among historians is that during the training of the clone army on kamino, selfcest was incredibly prevalent; "it was an open secret," one clone's memoir put it, "any moment we had their eyes off us, the orgy resumed"

a libidinal hope. the libido strikes back. return of the libido. the libidinal menace. the libidinal wars. revenge of the libido

is it just me or if u blink or move ur eyes around while these are in ur near peripheral vision do they seem like they rotate a little

replacing ur sines with lemniscate sines

culture that's so down bad for the fantasy of a multiverse that ppl try to make quantum give us one by the sheer power of interpretation