if i had all the money in the world id fund a twilight zone reboot and staff the writers room with nothing but elite bsky shitposters

(actively dying of an aneurism) NO this cant wait you need to hit me with the prophesy orb

the haters are doubting the importance of my mystical quest. theyre telling me i should let the neurosurgeon stop me from dying. they dont fuck w/ the visions

sisko finding a lost city by having an ai upscaling algorithm hallucinate the coordinates into an ancient painting 😭

incredible way to visualize how fucked my sleep schedule is

time helices are a step up from one-corner time but they still fall short of nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-day time cube

hissing cordially at u. shaking my little rattle tail in delight

hmm the alignment is significantly different on desktop; dipping a little below the font like this looks fine to me tho, esp when zoomed out. i still think it needs more breathing room on the left hand side of the icon tho

sleepiest of all possible beings

(smalltalk on the enterprise) so what do you think of the new uniforms' buttplug design? i think it's bold. im glad they're exploring different form factors. not as comfortable as the old design but they say it measurably improves reaction speed in combat sims. maybe just need time to get used to it

one major problem with the way we deal with mail in this country is that it's too dry. it doesn't have to be dry, lifeless paper. it could be wet. we could have wet mail. wet mailboxes, wet envelopes with wet contents

you never get a hundredth chance at a ninety-ninth impression

the upside of wayland is that lots of ppl say it's the future and that x is evil and bad and wrong. the downside of wayland is the wayland version of i3 requires a --unsupported-gpu flag for my extremely normal gpu and emphatically tells me not to report any issues i encounter

pacman changed my fucking cursor what the fuck

system update takes more than a full minute i should shoot my os with a gun and install a fresh arch

i may be one dimensional but it's an octonionic dimension

cobalt 60 dick tattoo

flow matching / diffusion theory is so funny bc there's so much highfalutin mathematical machinery u can pull in about it but the punchline is "so that's why mse on denoising just works"

claude is refusing to teach me his forbidden martial arts techniques. he said if i was ready for that power i would not so eagerly seek it. stupid corporate safety bullshit

Show HN: How I Trained A Frontier Model On A Single 3090

chip reader at the corner store only fails to read my card when a specific employee is on shift. works fine the rest of the time. can't explain it

greeted by a corgi puppy. #blessed

the abject suffering of breaking in new boots

by 2050 every major software project will be so thoroughly compromised that everyone's keys and secrets &c will be public knowledge to everyone else, every machine trivially pwned by anyone, and we'll have been forced to evolve as a civilization beyond primitive notions of privacy and property

supply chain attacks too cheap to meter

ds9 writers room when they were doing s5e4

it's wild how fast sisko stops giving a shit that a full on adult is dating his very non adult son

sending u on an undercover mission in the klingon empire but disguising u as a TOS klingon as a prank

whats your favorite non-number

did not anticipate kira joining the obrien polycule

girl that cries every time a website makes her press the "i am not a robot" button

riker getting jealous and insecure when he finds out his transporter clone got the cat ears surgery

i love how basically every character of ds9 gets the surgery that changes ur race at some point or another

omg they made odo a real boy

sleepy creature

first post to hit 1k in a while ^^

"Low tier god, his eyes white with lightning!"

what boots do u get if u just want ur boots to not fall apart

Some would say that they should get what they deserve. And still others would say that what they deserve is death. But I disagree, and even if I did agree, I am the fictional character Micky Mouse so it's fine.

(worf voice) ICE agents are worthless despicable people, who by their choice of career have utterly disgraced themselves; there is but one honorable course of action available to them, but... (clenching teeth, visibly frustrated) i am bound by Community Guidelines, and can say no more on the matter

ice agents should gill themselves. as in they should genetically modify themselves to grow gills so they can fuck off and go live in the ocean

oh did i make the ice agents on bluesky feel unsafe? did i scare them? did i intimidate them? is that what happened? is that what happened here, oh dearest moderators?

three day suspension for insufficient deference to the gestapo smdh

ice agents should all retire and move to a cia-run commune where there's lsd in the water supply and loudspeakers play Beatles songs backwards at 0.5x speed 24/7 and everyone is assigned a pet parrot and all the parrots keep saying unsettling shit out of the blue and nobody knows who's in charge tbh

qwen's highest-ranked images are all sdxl outputs lol