Seinfeld plot: gettin jiggy with it is mentioned on Seinfeld. But Newman booked Christopher Cross for the Newmanium.

An 18 yr old high school senior with no criminal record, working 40 hrs weekly—including late shift at Popeye’s. This is the type of hard working neighbor we need. Yet instead of graduation, he’s in detention thanks to Abbott & Trump.

Idiots can contain multitudes.

I just saw a gorgeous picture (limited edition print) earlier today by @anthonyhurd.bsky.social up on the wall of Killer Queen wine bar here in Durham

Eddie Vedder voice:

“The commencement ceremony was the culmination of a promise Smith made to his mother before choosing to forego college[.]”

He was a Whalers fan who thought the move to Carolina was wrong. I will always respect that.

Blue states & blue cities are keeping the country afloat. Red states can’t make it in their own, they have to rely on tax dollars from cities like Chicago to pay the bills.

J.R. Smith, college golfer.

"upper middle class" bitch idk what you think that means but it does not mean "second home in manhattan"

Obama tried to tell them this to their faces over and over and it didn’t take.

If you ever get the chance to observe how someone who claims to work 100 hours a week on their path to becoming a Managing Director then you should take that opportunity. You may find 100 hours of physical presence, you may find incredible crunch, you will not find 100 hours of labor

Damn. I gotta be brush maxing. I’m wasting the day away.

Goes hard. Seems appropriate. Dudes rock and they’re passing it on.

I think that the right wing Twitter algorithm is less effective when it comes to actually swaying political allegiances and more effective at making centrist pundit types think that right wing slop is way more effective than it actually is

My iron rule for an enjoyable experience here is blocking anyone who had anything close to a wayward comment directed against Stancil. He's built himself into an interactive reagent for brainworms. Not what he wanted, of course, but it's what he's done.

They like Trump and want him to win

These people are often extremely dumb — in addition to their maladjustment.

one thing about liz cheney is that despite the cheney name she actually did not ever do anything. like basically she was elected, spent her entire time in office opposed to trump, and then left office. she had the moral luck never to be tested on her worst principles.

Fuck off. Absolutely nothing Greene has done shows that she’s changed. She doesn’t give a shit about Palestinians, and you’re an absolute idiot if you think she does.

We have to convince educated, suburban southerners that being in the “white man’s party” is a dead end.

Happy Mother’s Day

One thousand percent. (The billing for the those events in WI-MI-PA: reproductive rights and democracy).

“As I rained blows upon him, I realized, there had to be another way”

This is the best measure your inseam tip I’ve ever seen.

I noticed that yesterday, too. Object permanence? What is it?

My latest @nytimes.com oped shows that the White House is dramatically understating the cost of the war in Iran. By my calculations—and I show my work—this war will cost the typical American family thousands, and it could cost them tens of thousands. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/05/08/o...

wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like

Who doesn’t love a manatee?

I legit think this is unfairly insulting to George Santos. Ogles is a stone cold monster.

It slides by too often but Ogles and Luna are total frauds. Luna just invented a new personality, the bio Ogles offered when he ran was shown to be totally fake. He’s a Southern fried George Santos.

The adoption of EVs in Africa is great & illustrates the insanity of US policy to push far more expensive ICE vehicles, which results in (1) people spending 20-40K more for fuel than electricity over 15y (2) US ceding vehicle market to other countries. Africa adopts EVs abcnews.com/Business/wir...

There is no more powerful argument against remaining on Twitter than seeing these dispatches from leftists you sort of recognize from ten years ago who don't realize they are morphing into Pat Buchanan

The problem with the “GND” and IRA as affordability frameworks is they weren’t for the most part delivering immediate affordability. They were promising to build industries and increase resilience that would deliver affordability down the road, but that’s not the same thing.

Doesn’t matter. The x factor is the floor. Wear flip flops.

Love the law school representation here.

It is true Dems emphasized things like climate change will raise your property insurance bill but voters went with “they’re eating the pets.” With predictable effects we now have candidates promising rate freezes on property insurance.

They have! It doesn't matter!

5/3/2026- Rest in Peace www.timesfreepress.com/news/2026/ma...

A political cartoon in the Chattanooga Times Free Press

The Trump family secures what might be its last payout from the Saudi-backed LIV Golf, as it hosts yet another LIV tournament at its club in suburban Virginia.

Exactly. The needle which AOC has threaded quite well about Tucker and MTG is that while it's good that the MAGA coalition is fracturing you also don't have to trust these people any farther than you can throw them. This isn't a hard thing to understand, unless you're paid to misunderstand things.

This administration continues to work very hard to kill us faster.

the most anti free speech administration in this country’s history

The worst part is that these goons, who have all become thoroughly right wing shitheads, are desperate to have Platner in the Senate because they think he’ll listen to them.

Notice that none of the boxes are checked.

Marjorie Taylor Green isn’t a known antisemite because she criticizes Israel, she’s a known antisemite because of all the talk about secret cabals, Jewish space lasers, Great Replacement theory, and Jews killing Jesus. Hope this helps some leftists who are mad at AOC for being right about her today

No, absolutely not. Bulldoze it.

It's why this is the most indefensible of the Court's recent decisions. A faux "stay" that cost thousands of people their lives on the basis of a frivolous legal argument that DOJ itself--and Judges Katsas and Henderson--had disclaimed weeks earlier. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...

Just crawling with fans. They’re swimming up to the shore just to get a look at the LIV glory.