Corporate would like you to find the difference between these two photos.

Got hit while walking to my car by a giant truck. I'm okay, but the government should really take a cold hard look at truck heights and the danger they pose to an innocent public who just wants to not be run over by a vehicle that screams "I'm compensating!"

Headline from Fox: President Trump Showed Great Restraint When He Decided to Not Exercise His Prima Nocta Rights.

I had a sick dog on my hands yesterday and wanted, more than anything, to see her healthy. It appears as though my wish came true which is great, but why did it have to happen at 1:45am? She went from pathetic waif to bouncing off the walls at an ungodly hour.

There was an anti-ICE, anti-Trump protest downtown near the farmer's market that completely drowned out the efforts of the MAGA and the anti-abortion (not sure what their angle was for being there). That's something I wouldn't have expected here in MAGA land.

I'm really going to need a certain someone's all crap, all the time diet to do its magic soon. Thank you for your attention to this matter. fortune.com/2025/11/15/b...

Love 2 go to the doctor and not know what body part they’re analyzing

Jon Voigt stars in "Hey! Remember me? You thought I had dementia but I think I still have it and I'm ready to beg Cheeto Benito to trample on your freedoms." www.mediaite.com/media/entert...

Woof

More than anything else, economic pain will be the one thing that causes Trumpers to turn on their Cheeto hued golden calf. It's probably the motivation behind floating stimulus checks and the tariff rollbacks for items that cannot be made here. www.al.com/politics/202...

Fact-check: true 😕

When the conservative intelligencia pivots to "Ackshually, lusting after a 15 year old makes you a pederast-not a pedophile" it's easy to believe that some very damning information is coming.

I apparently never needed fancy equipment or Youtube exercise videos to get my heart rate up. I needed a border collie to break the dog barrier between the seats & somehow lock herself and the others inside in the 30 seconds it took me to open the gates. My husband was a good sport, thankfully

The Amazon 'haul' section reminds me so much of this scene form The Jerk.

At my appointment today, a new nurse came in & without looking up launched into a BMI counseling session which was...confusing. It turns out they had me listed as 4 foot 1. I'm short, but just a quick once over should tell them I'm not 'that' short.

Just ask Lead Programmer, Master Baiter, he'll tell you! Meta would never just steal someone's intellectual property to make their creepy AI more 'lifelike' without consent. www.vice.com/en/article/m...

Tragic news for game stores since Funko pops double as primary sales drivers 'and' load bearing walls. If they go under you might as well stick a fork in my local GameStop because it will be done. movieweb.com/funko-could-...

You know the alligator I saw yesterday? Here he/she is on the road by the lake. I guess if you've ever asked yourself "How did the alligator cross the road?" The answer is...poorly. I need to move somewhere where traffic doesn't back up due to ancient apex predators.

Walking the dogs today and I saw an alligator, a cottonmouth, and two copperheads. We got to the lake and a day drinking man started hitting on me. This afternoon has felt like a real life "Would a woman choose the bear or the man in the woods?" meme. In this case, I'd choose the alligators & snakes

Grocery flyers with threatening auras

When the grim reaper definitely forgot his glasses before heading out to work.

My favorite Michael Jackson eating popcorn .gif moment has to be watching the natives freak the hell out whenever a new resident asks why the trees in the middle of the road aren't cut down to make driving easier. Just saw a person asking that question get completely run off the website.

I made an appointment today for a dental consult to continue repairing the damage I did to myself by stepping too close to a swing while drinking coffee. Between my arm, spine, foot, and the other dental implant I'm getting filled with a disconcerting amount of cadaver bone. Me, in a few years:

dId hE eVeN saY tHaNk YoU?

Leave it to Trump to make the Oval Office look like the VIP Champagne room at a 'classier' Myrtle Beach strip joint.

I cannot stop thinking about an interaction I had with the hygienist yesterday where she apologized if she caused pain & I responded in my best Patrick Swayze/Road House voice “Pain don’t hurt”. I swear my brain was poisoned by 80s movies & they made me awkward.

Commodus from Gladiator has announced his endorsement of Andrew Cuomo.

Going forward, I suggest that the password be changed to Louvre2025. Changing it every year to the next year is that 'One Simple Trick' that robbers hate.

This is art. Hang it in the Louvre.

Morning exercise report Penny has decided that hugs are better than Pilates and Izzy has decided that resistance bands are more fun than balls. I really should invest in a proper gym membership

I've also noticed more advertisements encouraging people to use their homes as a piggy bank and take on HELOC loans. Collective financial memory must have a limit of around (give or take) 20 years. www.livemint.com/global/risky...

I just threw lasagna noodles into a stranger’s cart because I cannot see well and the man was vaguely husband shaped. I guess this means I have to sell the house and move away now.

A pizza shop in TX has called my mother four times in a row to: Confirm the order Tell me Door Dash has screwed up the order Let me know that the quantity can't be fulfilled They're out of jalapenos I downloaded 'Werewolves of London' as her ringtone so she can hear it, but I'm starting to hate it

I missed this one. I'm not surprised that such waste is occurring while people are laid off & forced into food insecurity, but I am surprised that Patel has a real live girlfriend and not a (fake) girlfriend that you wouldn't know because she goes to a different school www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Once again, I'm disappointed that door to door trick or treating is a dying custom around here and I'm sitting on top of a mountain of treats that I cannot eat. It: Welcome to Derry and the rare beer I allow myself have helped save the evening.

Reddit (condensed) Oh, you like that popular show/book/movie/trend? Well, here is why you are wrong and quite possibly the dumbest/worst person in the world! Rot in hell. (95 post karma)

Short answer to the gleam in my husband's eye after viewing the adoptable dogs that the pre-veterinary program are sponsoring: No Longer answer: Nooooooooo! Jill's home for wayward hounds is officially at capacity, but this one is definitely a cutie.

I just checked the delivery status of my new oven and accidently fatfingered the 'Buy It Again' option. Why is that even an option for a four figure product that (ideally) you don't have to purchase all that often?

Today's word of the day is Portend. Transitive verb Used in a sentence: I really hope that the very expensive surprise stove I just had to buy isn't a portend for my financial future.

The MAGA 'gReAt aMerIcAnS' that sit on my local Nextdoor page all day have been so terrible today that churches and non-profits are having to take down posts about food banks. They are cruel for the love of being cruel.

Golly! Gee! If America's most visible malevolent elfin toady feels tired after a month of not working, just imagine how exhausted federal employees who are working but not getting paid must feel. newrepublic.com/post/202370/...

The diminished brain came up to Trump with tears in its optical region and said, "Sir, we've never seen a brain so addled!". newrepublic.com/post/202291/...

This ridiculous dog needs a part time job just to supplement the sod and fill dirt budget.

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Bryan Cranston, best known as the guy who didn't want to sit down on the bus due to crippling hemorrhoids until he discovered the power of Preparation-H.

It's been almost six weeks since my spinal fusion. My husband just measured me and I'm now nearly 5'1. Please clap