JIll Kent
@jillkent.bsky.social
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Wife, mother, teacher
This summer, make a date to see Rob Schneider in: I No Longer Have Enough Money to Cover the Embarrassment of Being Married to Me (part II)
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Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
about 9 hours ago
*Melania in a dramatically lit scene, mouth full of crackers* “All I vant for ze world is piss. World piss!”
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Saw a car in the hospital staff parking lot that had a bumper sticker reading 'People Over Profits. Healthcare For All'. It's a laudable sentiment but misplaced somewhat at the area's most expensive private hospital where I just had to pay 3k to walk in the door last week.
about 9 hours ago
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Trump is definitely 'that asshole' in a zombie flick that tries to hide the evidence of his bite so he can bully his way onto the last airplane to safety.
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1 day ago
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Getting a tax refund: 😊 Realizing that tax refund will 'almost' pay your insurance yearly maximum and copay: 🙄
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The moderators over at r/conservative deleting any comment referencing their Orange Crush's new 2nd Amendment decree. I love this for them.
1 day ago
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It is absurd to leap frog over the well trained Secret Service to give ICE agents a 'Holiday for Hicks'.
www.france24.com/en/europe/20...
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ICE agents to help with US security operations at Winter Olympics in Italy
Agents from the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) force will support US security operations at the Winter Olympics in Italy in February, the organisation said on Tuesday, sparking anger fro...
https://www.france24.com/en/europe/20260127-ice-agents-to-help-with-us-security-operations-at-winter-olympics-in-italy
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Missing The Point
2 days ago
Greg Bovino announces he is retiring to spend more time abducting other people’s children.
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My family and all the MAGAs I know in real life live by this chosen existence in an alternate reality. They've either completely tuned out or they've so highly curated their 'news' to avoid concerning truths.
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2 days ago
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Katherine Alejandra Cross
3 days ago
This man is so blitzed and frightened that he turned himself into a parody that no political cartoonist could hope to excel. And this was achieved purely through nonviolence.
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I'm grateful to have a second chance at life, but it is past time for medical devices to be customizable rather than 'one size fits all'. I'm fascinated by how much I look like John Hurt's character in Alien.
2 days ago
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Kashana
2 days ago
I can’t believe their plan of shooting people in the face and bombing their homes hasn’t proven more popular
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not an art thief
2 days ago
this will haunt me until the day i die. like what are we doing. go watch a fucking movie dude. go hug your kids. what are all of you doing.
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Silvija (still) stands with Ukraine
2 days ago
@sykescharlie.bsky.social
examines the lies Trump’s fascist administration uses to justify performative brutality and mask state killings. Bystander videos expose the truth. If that is the culture of cruelty on-camera, what is happening out of public view?
charliesykes.substack.com/p/what-if-th...
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What if There Were No Cameras?
What else is happening?
https://charliesykes.substack.com/p/what-if-there-were-no-cameras?utm_source=substack&publication_id=759524&post_id=185838093&utm_medium=email&utm_content=share&utm_campaign=email-share&triggerShare=true&isFreemail=false&r=fukob&triedRedirect=true
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Vomit. Rinse. Repeat. Expect to see more of this "Well, if it isn't the predictable results of my actions" in the coming weeks from men and women who care more about their jobs than a mounting death toll.
www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-fu...
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Democrat Backtracks After Voting To Give ICE $10 Billion
"I hear the anger from my constituents, and I take responsibility for that," moderate Rep. Tom Suozzi (D-N.Y.) said on Monday.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-funding-tom-suozzi_n_69778bb2e4b00e79865dc76d
2 days ago
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www.reddit.com/r/comics/com...
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From the comics community on Reddit: Thought process
Explore this post and more from the comics community
https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1qmr95f/thought_process/
3 days ago
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If there were justice in this world, this would be the next billboard we'd see Bessent carrying around.
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3 days ago
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If we ever need to shoot humans into the sun on a doomsday mission to save the Earth, I nominate the staff of the New York Post. They're now trying to blame the unreliability of the Pretti's gun and justify past accidental discharges as a justification for his murder. Irredeemable ghouls.
3 days ago
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LegalEagle
4 days ago
Alex Pretti’s last words were “are you ok?” said the woman next to him who ICE also pepper sprayed in the face.
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Anthony Michael Kreis
4 days ago
*These* are the people you want to let into homes without a judicial warrant?
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River_Tam
6 months ago
What I expect to happen in the next year, unfortunately, is some incident where an ICE agent goes on a spree shooting rampage. They're hiring unqualified unhinged psychos for these roles and giving them no training and oversight. It's only a matter of time.
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What started off as some sweet cuddling from Izzy rapidly turned into an attempt to remove some stitches. It's taken her a week to realize that there are some pretty yummy bones just under the surface.
4 days ago
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This is the first day since open heart surgery that I've been able to give myself permission to simply rot into my easy chair and watch guilty pleasure content on Youtube. The worst thing about being brainwashed into 'hustle culture' is the lack of permission we give ourselves to recuperate.
5 days ago
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Had my first in-home physical therapy session and was discharged after 20 minutes because I'm apparently doing fine for being a week out of surgery. That's for the best because trying to contain an excitable border collie probably isn't the best thing for the heart at the moment.
6 days ago
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DHS was a bad idea from the word go that was sold when the nation was angry and hurting and good decisions are never made in an emotionally charged state.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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‘Maybe DHS Was a Bad Idea’
Two decades after its founding, the department has become what its critics feared.
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/01/dhs-homeland-security-ice-minnesota/685657/
6 days ago
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I've got to say that Trump's plan to bring down drugs 2000% is pretty darned bold. These companies are going to pay me to accept their pills. They'll be taking out loans, risking bankruptcy, all to pay American citizens money and give them as many pills as they can take.
7 days ago
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Gavril Ducu 🇷🇴 🇩🇪 🇺🇸 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 🇺🇦
8 days ago
too funny not to make it 😅👇
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I'm grateful to be a person that someone would send a get well soon to but those sappy poems staring me in the face at 2am as I experience the most exquisite pain in my life are filling me with an uncharacteristic rage. There's only too much cute one can cope with sometimes.
8 days ago
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Alright, Scott Baio. You know the drill. Be prepared to give up your Daytime Emmy for the Afterschool Special "Stoned" so Trump's fragile feelings won't be hurt.
www.irishstar.com/culture/ente...
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Melania Trump tries to drum up support for new movie amid ticket sale struggles
Melania Trump's upcoming documentary has reportedly been struggling with weak advance ticket sales despite a $40M deal, with theaters still "practically empty" during presale
https://www.irishstar.com/culture/entertainment/melania-trump-documentary-ticket-sales-36570183
8 days ago
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The good: I’m going home The bad: The doctor says that I’m so thin that the metal plate will be visible for however long I exist and I should have it out in a few weeks. A big hell no on that one. I’ve been through enough.
9 days ago
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If they don't spring me from this hospital, I'm considering asking for humane euthanasia though the hospital's 'open floor plan' connecting an ICU with the weirdness of a Myrtle Beach Emergency Department on a weekend has been entertaining.
10 days ago
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Jill's hubby here, This morning she had a double bypass operation. They took one artery from her breast and the other from her leg. She's doing fine, but I imagine that's the drugs still in her system. We'll see how she feels tomorrow. Her mood did improve when they removed the breathing tube.
12 days ago
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Mike Masnick
14 days ago
*A* piece of broccoli? Has Brooke Rollins ever eaten a meal?
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Doctor to Jill: Okay, it's important to get lots of rest before surgery. Izzy to Jill: Okay, I'll bark all night and run around like a madwoman.
13 days ago
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Brilliance Proper
13 days ago
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How awkward. I'm dealing with a barrage of spam and well wishing texts. Somehow my wires got crossed and I responded "STOP" to a friend's sappy "We'll be thinking of you tomorrow" message.
13 days ago
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A bruised ego from those who didn't congratulate him for killing an innocent woman is now 'internal bleeding'.
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14 days ago
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This would be like Timothy McVeigh suing to stop Oklahoma City memorials, claiming that they failed to also acknowledge and honor the anti-government nutters and white supremacists.
www.rawstory.com/january-6-pl...
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J6er demands judge halt hanging of Capitol Police plaque until rioters honored too
A woman convicted for participating in the riot on Jan. 6, 2021, has asked a judge to order the U.S. Senate not to hang a plaque thanking the Capitol Police because it does not also honor the rioters....
https://www.rawstory.com/january-6-plaque-2674879514/
15 days ago
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Reading MyPatientChart, nodding my head, and pretending like I know what any of this means.
15 days ago
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Oh! Did we promise cell phones? We meant to promise sell-phonies. Innocent mistake.
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15 days ago
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Nichole Hiltz 🧡
15 days ago
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I managed to put Friday out of my mind for an hour and then the insurance company nurse called to remind me that I'll be in the worst pain of my life next week. Golly, that makes me feel better.
15 days ago
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TL/DR summary of the article: A few ICE agents have a case of the sads that a day might come where their decision to brutalize and murder their fellow man could carry social and legal consequences.
www.thedailybeast.com/dhs-ice-hate...
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ICE Now So Hated Even Their Own Agents Are Terrified
Agents are spooked by the public hostility provoked by Renee Good’s killing.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/dhs-ice-hated-under-donald-trump-kristi-noem-after-renee-nicole-good-minneapolis-shooting-agents-terrified/
15 days ago
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TommyBoy
15 days ago
Maga: Anti-ICE protestors are being paid! Kristi Noem: I'm secretly using $8 million taxpayer dollars to pay podcasters, & influencers to pretend to love ICE.
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Izzy may be a tiny bit evil at times but her head cock game means I can never stay annoyed too long
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15 days ago
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Florida seems shocked that they are getting the classic Trump contractor treatment. Those in charge of the coffers should consider a massive investment in bootstraps.
www.wptv.com/wptv-investi...
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Florida still awaits $608 million federal reimbursement for 'Alligator Alcatraz'
Three months after the federal government approved Florida for more than $608 million in reimbursement for running "Alligator Alcatraz," the state still hasn't received any money.
https://www.wptv.com/wptv-investigates/florida-still-awaits-608-million-federal-reimbursement-for-alligator-alcatraz?fbclid=Iwb21leAPOGdBjbGNrA84ZymV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABHhtOZ_sWDnLcCmhDhC1siduzT_uFnieBZOnEcDPn1kH1FtYFPLw8pOXnZRvy_aem_Ne9qVgoE7STaGzO3ONTdHQ
16 days ago
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All of those admirers are out on the town, hanging out with the morally bankrupt ICE agent, and having the time of their lives just out of frame.
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16 days ago
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Dense fog may be a bitch to drive through in the morning with thousands of your fellow man but if I had eff you money and could afford to hang out on a balcony at the beach all day, I could learn to love it.
16 days ago
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Kodiak149
16 days ago
Please jump
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Shoe+
16 days ago
Lmao. Their kids hate them too.
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