Trey Gowdy always looks like he's still being born

When the best they can do is "Well, people aren't starving to death yet" there are definite cracks in the MAGA mania index. www.mediaite.com/media/news/t...

I finally convinced my mother to sell her car. We’re going through a mountain of paperwork…and then Otto happened

Breaking News: Munch's Make Believe Band have decided to withdraw from Trump's Freedom 250 Concert. They claim to have no knowledge of the political nature of the event and have stated that Chuck E Cheese misled them.

BREAKING: The Titanic musicians have backed out of Freedom 250.

"Can you sing ?"

Saturday fun, Kent household style. My mother convinced herself that I was an imposter/trickster who was trying to take over 'Jill's' life so she found her keys and got lost in thick of Myrtle Beach traffic during the first big tourist week of the year in an attempt to find me.

pictured: woody learning that buzz lightyear and jessie were at january 6

I brought in a huge bowl of blackberries with a side of fruit flies and now I think an air strike is the only way to kill these beasts.

Iconic duos Peanut butter and jelly Chocolate and peanut butter Laurel and Hardy Nazi behavior and fleeing to Argentina.

No one Absolutely no one else at 2am Izzy: Arf! Arf! Arf!

🎶Girl, you know it's true🎶

I have relatives in town that are pretty shocked to see just how much my mother's dementia has progressed in such a short time. The outsider perspective really drives home how much insanity you can get used to and see as your norm.

This obnoxiously large couch may claim to see eight, but it can barely handle four dogs

This is my film philosophy in a nutshell. Sometimes it is fun to watch a movie with big dumb explosions or a 'bad' movie made by amateurs that earnestly tried to be good. It's one of the reasons I love MST3K and Rifftrax so much.

@alderfish.bsky.social I saw this on Reddit and thought of you. Maybe 5/28/26 will be the day.

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

Getting the dog a toy that doubles as a rubber hose/whip wasn’t the best idea I’ve ever had.

If Junior really cared about his father attending his wedding, he would have held it on a Saturday by the 9th hole on the family golf course because that is where pappy is guaranteed to be.

Tulsi Gabbard has finally found that elusive 101st Dalmation and can now exit public life to be quietly more evil.

This popped up on the local news and now I am convinced that I should never leave the house again.

Me in a different room listening to the dogs barking insanely at every shadow: Larry, please handle the dogs. Make them stop. Larry, in a conversational tone: Stop dogs. That'll do it 🙄

I was reading a bit of reddit related to my home state and one of the commenters on a thread there really summed up the weird feeling that is pervasive here all over my state. A lot of the MAGA folks have shut up, they didn't change their opinions, there's just this "looking for an excuse vibe" imo

All of the MAGA free speech warriors in town are ripping their bodices over a man or woman in a pink pig suit. He or she has been declared an ANTIFA activist or an illegal alien. It wasn't so long ago that they were larping as Jefferson & claiming to be titillated by the Bill of Rights.

My husband spent a few hours with my mother and thought she was uncharacteristically giving me praise for straightening out/coordinating her medical appointments/prescriptions. As it turned out, she's giving my dead aunt (RIP for 15 years and counting) all the credit. That figures.

Good. Let Desantis try to raise the money from every dirtbag who bought an Alligator Alcatrax tshirt. www.wivb.com/news/u-s-hea...

Only 11 stripes on El'Trumpo's rebranded obsolete phone because he definitely doesn't like 'em over 13.

Four months to the day post surgery and the big, giant anesthesiology bill just came in the mail, proving that my pessimistic "It's coming" belief is far more realistic than my husband's more optimistic "Maybe they forgot".

Ah yes the authentic American Volk

Travolta played the long game and is 'finally' getting recognition for Gotti, Battlefield Earth, and The Fanatic. If he had shown up with a baguette in his hand to go along with the beret, he would have been given the key to France.

Browsing recipes as one does at five o'clock in the morning and it never fails to make me sad to see a writer post a "This was my deceased mother's favorite recipe. I love her and miss her so much" recipe and have it reviewed by people who declare it sucky and the worst thing they've ever made.

This is the Marlboro Light equivalent of flop sweat energy policy that will give the impression of lower fuel prices while ultimately causing greater energy expenditure and more trips to the station. www.newsweek.com/republicans-...

So much for 'America First'...

Since everything is pretty grim right now, here's a short clip of Penny I found on my phone.

Even though I'm suffering along with them, this is me listening to all of the MAGA laments of economic woe and ruin at the gas station.

My mother has reached the stage in her dementia where she often doesn't recognize me and screeches "WHERE'S JILL?". Apparently 'in hell' is the perfect answer to give her pause and make her snap out of it for at least a minute or two.

Old and busted: Presidential Cabinet New and fresh: Liquor Cabinet.

Just saw one of my most compelling, unofficial recession indicators in the form of a Walmart 'Ackshually, it's awesome to not have the money to travel. We'll call it Staycation. Buy a cheap sprinkler' advertisements. Haven't seen one of those since 2008/2009.

Just saw a gambling commercial on Tubi. A heavily pregnant woman with no credit card asked for a loaf of bread under a dollar. A 'helpful' elderly woman directed her to an app & miracle of miracles, the pregnant lady won a jackpot. If there was a hell, that company would deserve the penthouse suite

Oh Gawd! I'm watching The Testaments and one of the sheltered girls cloistered in a dictatorship had a gas station crack pipe as a trinket from the 'before times'. My daughter used to beg for these and I'd buy her the pretty rose in a vase, never quite understanding the dirty looks from the clerks 😬

DJ Marky Mark here. Next we we have an uninterrupted hour of the slow sounds of the nation's economy, standing, and respect dying. I'll be here all week. Try the veal. Don't forget to tip your waiter.

My husband just told me I did an 'adequate' job with the weedeater on the overgrown ditch. Motherchucker should be happy that I'm healthy enough to wield a trimmer that is as tall as I am and willing to do anything with my laundry list of health woes. I want better adjectives than 'adequate'.

Pepto Bismol Diarrhoea Man has arrived at the Met Gala. #metgala

Checking my mother in for an appointment and congratulating myself for having the good sense to dump my maiden name. I forgot how guttural and harsh it sounded until I said it out loud atthe reception desk.

Tinctures sounds like something Mr. Haney Would peddle. From the back of his covered wagon.

Libs of TikTok Safety PSA Scene: Chaya visits a random street in Virginia Chaya: What's this? Blue? Pink? Oh no! My eyes! *car careens off cliff that wasn't there a moment ago Fin

I live in a tourist town that depends on low cost carriers to bring in value conscious consumers. The Spirit closure will hurt mightily. I checked their website and got the whole 'error occurred' when 'booking' a flight but I could still apply for their credit card with 60k bonus points. Vibes

My husband's random non sequiturs kill me sometimes. I'm not good at catching anything so when he threw me some aluminum foil to throw in the trash, it hit me and fell on the floor. His response was "What would you do if that was a baby?"

I went on a weird predawn Wikipedia rabbit hole and learned that the actress who played Cindy Brady is a huge Trumper who blames her lack of career on that support. She should beg Mel Gibson to revive her career. Maybe they can make a movie and call it "I Suck But It's Definitely Not My Fault".