I didn’t get seriously bullied online until I first joined Bluesky and leftists tried to dox me. I know it happened to other mutuals. It’s great here in many ways but there’s a toxic undercurrent that needs to change or be changed.

My mother has the goods

We are solving climate change

Oh my gosh I just saved a baby pacific red octopus on the beach from a crow. I got to scoop it up and carry it to the water while it was clinging to me and watched it swim away dggdhdd that was so special

Just going to throw it out there that if Trump has something like small vessel disease he might seem pretty normal a lot of the time from a far but if you paid close attention you’d realize he didn’t really have any idea what he was talking about and would mix up words/associate frequently.

I don’t know why but I love this meme and now I have an excuse to post it (guy with mustache is definitely in the right)

When you’re winning

Iran sent me a really big present too you guys but I can’t tell you about it even though it’s very expensive and very real

What a fucking baby

We absolutely must let rich men be sex pests or they are just so mad.

@warren.senate.gov endorsed this guy knowing this?

Seems like ICE agents have been ordered to go unmasked at airports. So, a good time to photograph as many of them as possible, so details like tattoos or how they arrange their pouches or patches can be matched to faces later after masked abuses.

I can't wait until the day he falls permanently asleep on camera and no one notices because they're too afraid to bother him and he's just sitting there dead for a half hour before anyone notices.

I see I have to do @alderfish.bsky.social’s job for #nationalpuppyday

Grandpa Dementia Alert @alderfish.bsky.social

Truest meme on the internet...

Me and my moots

Ok checking the box for pritzker, don’t need to think about this too hard.

I was craving potato so I baked a potato at 8pm and now I’m so full of potato I don’t know how I’ll ever eat one again what did I do

He looks like he’s sneaking up on you while gripping a walker

Inside everybody’s nose there lives a sharp toothed snail And if you stick your finger in he may bite off your nail Stick it farther up inside he may bite your ring off Stick it all the way inside he may bite the whole darn thing off

Also Boston looks good from this pier:

Sounds like something you should tell your neurologist

Great endorsement @warren.senate.gov

Me and my nurses to my OBGYN as she was injecting me with pitocen:

"I slammed my dick in a drawer, and now my dick hurts???"

It took me way too long to make this lol

I called @warren.senate.gov office. I am just so profoundly disappointed in her. I thought she stood for women. I thought she stood for common sense. Graham Platner is neither of those.

@warren.senate.gov i am deeply disappointed about your endorsement of graham platner. He is so many things you claimed to be against. Do better.

This reminds me of the time Jonathan was driving with our eldest who was 3 at the time and this woman in her Range Rover crossed over the yellow line and ran into the side of the car then hit reverse and hit two more cars and backed over a fence and the police had to take my kid and Jonathan home

When you’ve been a bad boy and now you have to be carried around like a little angry football until you calm down

Cats are such graceful, majestic creatures

I have a pathology joke that killed at the club.

I have an IR joke but it’s kind of foreign

What *is* up

I joined a support group but when I looked up the Facebook page of the head of it one of her 5 posts is her having a sadz in the name of Jesus over Charlie Kirk taking one for the team and now I’m having second thoughts

I need a trap for elf on a shelf

Some creatures have no shame

would rather explode than land in ohio, relatable

Trumps arteries, hopefully:

there's got to be a word for the weird feeling when the totally unqualified extremist resigns over the disastrous iran war with a vaguely antisemitic gripe.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my favorite part is when he just starts free associating at the end about the three qualities of smart, nice and violent and mixing and matching in a kind chocolate and peanut butter two great tastes kind of way.

Anyone else buy dog bags lose dog bags buy more dog bags and start the whole process over again

RFK Jr is going to eat a whale in her honor