jesus christ

Bad Bunny: Before I say thanks to God, I'm going to say, ICE out. We're not savages, we're not animals, we're not aliens. We are humans, and we are Americans.

Amon Bundy being anti-Trump is yet another sign that “has any real principles at all” is increasingly the most salient dividing line in politics.

Ice out

This is who runs this account

I've heard some misinformation about what to do when pepper sprayed, and this is a video (from a opthalmologist) about what to do when that happens. Also addresses contact lenses (try to wear your glasses).

We’re here because of the vagina smoker

I TOLD you guys to keep me updated and you let me down! I had to find out from Gus here

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

Chuck Schumer’s strategy pales in comparison to my strategy, moving to Australia.

I’m gonna be needing a lot more of you to be posting at 4am

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

When the President who owns both houses of Congress calls the Minority leader begging for deal, that’s considered losing?

It looks like the Republicans are conceding Texas's #SD09 to the Democrats. They're conceding a Trump+17 district in an area of Fort Worth that's been favorable to Republicans for decades, just a massive massive loss for them.

The daily duck tariff

So Trump either killed a girl or was present when a girl was killed or knew about it right

Should I stay up for the Texas results Y/N

My statement on the funding deal.

Which one of you did this

"We don't talk to journalists except for the cool ones, one of which is me" is functionally indistinguishable from an exclusivity deal that prevents Bloodborne from being released on PC

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image:

Melania prequel coming soon

I feel this in my soul

A rape allegation against the president involving a 13-year-old girl was part of an explosive new tranche of documents released regarding Jeffrey Epstein.

We’re owed a few evil people deaths asap. Like 10-12 for Catherine O’Hara alone. Come on fascist scumbags, get to croaking.

God took the wrong person from "Home Alone 2." It's really that simple.

Jonathan literally never texts me. Never. But he knows my love for her.

DID CATHERINE O HARÁ JUST DIE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? Jonathan called me 😭

Why is Duck I don’t know

Find something kids love, buy a ton of it, kids suddenly decide they no longer like it, once again undefeated!

Sorry if I’m not keeping up with the regular dog & 🐓 photos. I’m as they say “really going through it” right now putting out huge fires I did not light. I hope to be back to my regular posting when things have calmed down. It’s more important now than ever to tag me tho regarding you know what 🦀

“Why is my butt wet: a biography of sitting on the toilet seat when living with boys”

People are reading this way wrong. Schumer detached DHS from the other five bills in return for a two week CR on the DHS bill. Now Democrats can make demands on DHS spending without having to shut down agencies covered in the other five bills. They have way more leverage to get real concessions.

Moreover, positive engagement with media when you are an active resistance between characterized by the holders of political power as a violent, anarchistic rebellion is absolutely critical because otherwise there will be no counter to that power's narrative about what you're doing.

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

He hurt the SUVs feelings

my biggest nightmare is that I won’t be looking at my phone when It Happens

Into the sun

MEZERKIS!!! @bananapantz.bsky.social

Ilhan Omar is an American hero. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

Bonus photo of the most optimistic dog in Reykjavík (it’s still closed)

Omg is he abolishing 2A lol

Hey is that grassley wonder how he’s feeling these days ah well probably not as good as Mike pence!

A lot of them are probably sex offenders so this probably isn't his first time exposing himself without consent

What happened in November 2024, and why are so many people dead now.