Like father like son

It’s Melania hanging around now because she knows he’s dying

This might actually be the week republicans went “wait we can just wait for him to die”

it’s a fine line between too much stroke and not enough stroke

You know who else loved children? Jeffrey Epstein.

Daily duck tariff: be useful, but not that useful

I wonder at what point his other voters who are struggling or will be with medical bills and grocery costs and whatnot turn on the farmers

The dude I was watching build a Lego set the other day had 80,000 people.

Looking great sir and not at all strokey!!!! 100% MRI brain!

I wanna see trump draw a clock on live tv

Yes

If it’s what you say I love it!!!!

yeah kinda think we’re in for a long deteriorating mad king season. nobody’s going to pull the 25A trigger for Vance best scenario from here is soft coup

Daily duck tariff: throwback to last winter- playing with Winnie in the snow

A huge night for Democrats: —They flip Miami's mayorship. —They flip a state House district in Georgia that had voted Trump by 13%. —They keep Albuquerque's mayorship, while the liberal faction flips city council. —And they get big overperformances (+18 & +22) in 2 Florida specials.

Another big Dem flip

not really "somehow", this is basically prop 187 to a tee: white voters approach majority-minority status, freak out and do a bunch of racist shit, and the backlash and inevitability of demographics destroys the conservative party or: the RNC Autopsy was right, no one listened, as always

🚨 @nytimes.com @washingtonpost.com we're all watching to see if you can finally call liars lying lies 👀

Hey does he still do that thing with his hands or no because he has to hold on for dear life

I held this post up to the light.

Yo he is fucking dying and Stephen Miller knows it

🤩

Whoops I made the lemon poppy seed muffins too lemony again I guess I’ll just have to eat them all myself now

When pushed by Jim Brody on GBH Boston to answer why reporters “stand there like potted plants” when the president goes after their colleagues John King CNN says it may be time for reporters to stand up and say that they are always respectful to Trump and therefore deserve the same treatment

My favorite celebrity on Bluesky is Mark Ruffalo because he’s not doing celebrity stuff he’s just replying to George Takei like everyone else who watches MSNBC. He’s just here to read about the news.

Daily duck tariff: when you find a digger

Daily duck tariff

Just chased a coyote off the fence line that was staring Stuart down while duck ran away like a huge useless baby then spooked at me when I came back into the yard 🙄

Mickey Rourke man, political support whiplash!

Just saw the most predictable driver of a cyber truck- young dumb fuck white guy with a hat dancing without his hands on the wheel. Jonathan found the silver lining: “that’s your idiot, absolute quintessential moron, but at least he’ll end up loving the electric cars.”

The ADHD special

Ugh I just remembered I unplugged my charger before Jonathan and I put the new old bed together in here and now I’m probably going to pull some muscles as one does when they’re too lazy to get out of their warm bed and try to lean over the side instead 🥲

Ooh look he did sign it

seizing the means of toy production

Did he sign the Epstein bill yet?

They’d better make him another one of those memory care gold plated signs so he remembers when to say it

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

They will make cartoons where Bugs dresses up like a woman and then plants a big smooch on Elmer Fudd

Fuck these assholes.

Um ok but why do you look like that then

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

Imagine being so fucking dull witted that you get excited because the soccer association made up a prize because they’re weak as shit but they also know you’re a huge buffoon.

Is this supposed to be Trump Reagan and rush reaching up from hell to assault earth

What the fuck is this lmao does he even know his voters? Which one of them is going to trade in their King Ranch for a smart car lmao.

Haven’t seen @alderfish.bsky.social on my feed all day, just reposted something about Trump being close to death and she appeared like I’d activated the Bat-Signal.

You know... I think the Dems might finally be starting to notice all that dying he's doing and have decided they can attack. Took them long enough, etc. etc. But glad to see it all the same.

I am always saying this!

Daily duck tariff: when you ate something you weren’t supposed to and now you have to poop (pictured 2 days ago at 6am)

If after we blow your boat up you still float, you are a witch, so we can kill you. If you drown you are not a witch.

does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?