Laptops only do this when things are going great

C-Section ladies, (and for everyone else, Welcome to TMI with AlderFish): I had to give up running for a while bc I got what I thought was piraformis syndrome from overuse. Now that could be what it actually is called, but I couldn’t figure out why. I rolled, I strengthened my glutes, but over 2

It should be a crime to conceal the death of a public official

Good thing only democrats vote sir!

Does everyone in RI have to take a class in obliviousness and bad decisions to get their drivers license

honey, I think I hit a turtle with the mower.

Supreme Court rules 6-3 against

Just passed a billboard with two people on either side smiling and the words “serious injuries serious results”

Rhode Island is cool because you can black out your windshield

It’s real guys don’t worry

I bet they'll have a good laugh about this at the White House Stenographers Dinner.

There’s a place here called 1776 liquors and you know I’m here for it Rhode Island you land of contrasts you

This does not strike me as an action likely to reverse the loss of support among Democrats for Israel www.middleeasteye.net/live-blog/li...

ants and flies when they see an unattended cup of coca cola on the table

Alright it’s Friday and I have news

I guess?

Platner defenders 🤝 Donald Trump

Every conservative pundit’s working overtime to try to make Platner’s sexual assault the face of the New Democratic Party and Donny can’t help but go “well hold on a minute, maybe she made it up”. What an incredible political specimen.

Don’t worry y’all @jaketapper.bsky.social is all over this.

HEY JAKE!!! Come get ya boy!! @jaketapper.bsky.social

This got Jonathan to say, out loud, and with a gentle chuckle“now that’s actually funny.”

Another Mitch McConnell sighting

HEY SIR HAVE YOU SEEN MITCH LATELY

SIR KEEP UP WHATEVER YOURE DOING ITS WORKING!

@alderfish.bsky.social The dementia is starting early today.

YES SIR THE TRUE ENEMY !

Hi @jaketapper.bsky.social did you see this? I know this is the sort of thing you definitely have a genuine interest in

But this was the left taking a man who has earned nothing in his life, who talked shit about rape victims and waxed nostalgic about killing people, who had a Nazi tattoo that he pretended not to understand, and people who wallow in their own virtue were furiously insisting he shat gold

I know this is wrong, but I expect it from the right at this point. I know that they look at the sloven fascist lump of braindead mass in the White House and somehow see a shining beacon of Virtuous Christian Manhood. It drove me crazy for a while but I got used to it.

I think the Platner thing hit me so hard bc it was one of the most protracted, widespread acts of misogynist gaslighting from my own side that I've seen. We were presented with an obvious violent scumbag who was constantly lying (badly, might I add) and told we were crazy for not loving him

Ken k right now.

So can we go back to "never trust a person with a nazi tattoo" now.

Maggie is gonna be so mad when she finds out we’re in our holding ourselves adjustable phase

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

Just a few factoids about the color of today’s fireworks.

There is something about this country when you look at it we have issues but I would rather live here than France. Also I do not think we are fucked. Trump might do damage but fucking read history.

DONT LET THEM INTIMIDATE YOU SIR!

@alderfish.bsky.social maybe it will happen today

When you have to leave the fireworks early to beat the traffic

Massachusetts is the only "real America" I recognize because we are the best and this country wouldn't exist without us.

I would kill or die for Larry

Path straightforward from here: 1. Cabo Verde takes out Argentina (Fri) 2. Trump dies of heart attack / accumulated evil (Sat) 3. Cake for everyone (Sun)

Crime 101 is like crash if it wasn’t so hokey

COME ON SIR YOUVE GOT A RECORD TO BEAT!!!!!

Is this about Trump pls tell me me