Klaus Von Bulow's actions with Sunny fell outside traditional marital norms

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

i think the other thing that's going on here that the primary players don't want to talk about for obvious reasons is that shutting your state out of the House Democratic Caucus entirely is a really bad idea if you think Dems are about to take the House.

Anyway, a very good FOIA to file this morning would be for all emails and calls received in the last 24 hours by the immigration “judge” who issued the order.

Funny to think how much or system depends on judges who have the basic integrity to not 1) exercise jdx while on appeal, 2) to change a different judge's order, 3) and backdate it 6 years, 4) to try to deport someone at 8 am before they have the chance to challenge it.

no scandals, not a creep, genuine. man, oh, man I miss having somebody normal as President.

Yesterday, Spc Sarah Becstrom was laid to rest in West Virginia at a VA National Cemetery. Surprisingly none of the major major news media mention it. No flags were lower to half staff. Well the Convicted FElon keeps the news focus on him. www.wvva.com/2025/12/10/s...

This would be an amazing bit if they were capable of doing a bit.

Goddam why does 1918 go so hard

You know who else loved children? Jeffrey Epstein.

my Mum used to say, “that and a nickel will buy you a cup of coffee” (she used to say it a loooong time ago)

but he’s not mad, please don’t put in the papers that he was mad.

just one topic folks, limit one topic per country.

if we can't restrict access in those places - they shouldn't be able to restrict them from Congress or any political rallies - like, ANY political rallies.

probably no rule saying this guy can't return to podcasting and insinuating he saw shit inside the FBI right away, right? this should be AMAZING for our country!

thank god - instead of JUST denying women their healthcare rights, they're finally looking at testosterone replacement therapy and erectile disfunction! men like Bezos, RFK and Musk may finally have the answers they need.

Time to indict grand juries that don’t indict Trump’s enemies.

FIFA is going to be pissed when they find out!

insanity

I saw a clip of an old sitcom with a canned laugh track. That’s what generative AI feels like. Taking something vital & organic and making it hollow & mechanical. Here’s hoping AI’s fate will be the same as laugh tracks. A mocked relic of a time people accepted soulless absurdity for true emotion

this thing is gorgeous!

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Denmark has labeled the United States as a potential security concern for the first time in an annual report released by one of its intelligence agencies, offering more evidence of the increasingly fraught transatlantic alliance between Europe and the US.

Stuff with the US and Venezuela is bad and likely to get worse, but this seized tanker is reportedly owned by a Russian oligarch, and was sanctioned by the US Treasury in 2022 due to suspected involvement in illegal oil smuggling with Iran. Plus breaking maritime law re: flags. Not piracy. Not war.

going to put in a plug for this post

just incredible optics here, the president yelling at you about how you should buy less and like it, three weeks before christmas, while standing in front of a bunch of stupefied moronic dipshits holding BIGGER PAYCHECKS signs

imagine if Biden answered like this...seriously

Boeing, "Donald, do you like movies about gladiators?"

I think it would be good to have a president who has a vague connection to the reality of how things work

uh, clueless. no.

largest one ever seized - ROFL. brain dead statistics.

they play him like a fiddle

damn, this is dark.

Alex, I'll take things that absolutely aren't happening for $1,000 please.

An epitaph for Republican members of Congress in the era of Trump: They never failed to fail to step up. "The Republican chair of House Armed Services said he doesn’t see the need to investigate a controversial military strike that killed survivors of an attack..." www.politico.com/live-updates...

the new Maybeline commercials suck, TBH

little known fact, Sean Duffy is the world record holder in tone deafness.

The only conclusion I can draw from this is that there is something physically wrong and cognitively wrong with Trump, he knows it, and he's angry and frightened.

The President is bragging again about passing a basic cognitive exam they give to determine if your brain still works.

SCOOP — Gregg Phillips, a conspiracy theorist with no emergency management experience who helped produce the election-denying documentary ‘2000 Mules’ with Dinesh D’Souza and has faced numerous legal inquiries, has been named head of FEMA’s Office of Response and Recovery. My story:

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

🤡clown president 🤡

my wife grew up in a cult (JW) and I have lots of traumatic memories from my catholic childhood - the older I get the more convinced I am that forcing religion on developing young minds is child abuse.

FIFA has ethics codes????

They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.

Fuck *anybody* who formula-shames.

good!

this is the scene where the grinch is stealing everything Christmas from Whoville, and Cindy-Lou Who here is groveling in front of this piece of shit thanking him for returning some of what he stole. embarrassing.

"We can't allow fact checkers into the country" is late-stage USSR shit, real end-of-empire stuff

I wonder if he's got the same kind of great ideas to make NASA better too! so glad he's in charge of both Dept of Transportation AND NASA!