I don’t understand how his ear healed miraculously fast but his hand hasn’t healed in months.

The trajectory of the men’s hockey team over a blistering 12 hours

He just ruins everything. Being invested in a sport populated by white, millionaire bros means you’re accepting a certain amount of shit politics. It just does. That joke in the phone call was unnecessary and I hate that’s the conversation now.

Also, like, somebody reportedly tried to kill the president the same day the FBI director was getting lit in Italy with a hockey team? Idk. All else aside, that's pretty weird.

I don’t understand why Team USA allowed this. They have PR people all over the place and not one person in charge was like ‘hey maybe this isn’t the best look’ for about a half a dozen reasons.

Glad we're all paying for Kash's party trip with our tax dollars, though. Cool stuff. Great use of FBI resources.

Why is our deeply partisan FBI director involved in this celebration at all? This is bizarre.

In a perfect world, the Jeremy Renner app would still be up and we wouldn't be debating which app to be on because we'd all be there

every time the X vs. Bluesky discourse comes up the conversation eventually gets here and i'm amazed that it finds a way to continue afterwards

Sen. Mike Lee, R-Utah, appears to have deleted his tweet after these Democrats responded

It makes my skin crawl when men invoke misogyny on behalf of women in bad faith. Her being the main character has absolutely nothing to do with her being a woman and calling it out as misogyny is detrimental to identifying and combating real misogyny that is actually harming women.

I’m sorry I literally defended her today but mildly objected to a “critical” profile of my personality being newsworthy right now. Once again you are hallucinating offenses I committed because you have cooked your brain in social circles where I am a universal object of contempt

great news

It’s a shame Freudian psychoanalysis has become supplanted by other techniques because I think that is the only way one could make sense of whatever is going on here.

[wife looking at sketch of donut burglar on the news] "he looks like you" [me holding huge glass of milk on way to basement] it's not though

Seems like something the media should care a lot about.

One really funny thing about this to me: You decided to pick a fight with someone who is famous for being absolutely fucking relentless and a Very Skilled Poaster. Now they're the smol beans. They did a hit piece on him and they're the smol beans!

Because they’re NOT deporting people. They’re holding thousand for months or longer. The media is failing to report that. There are literally thousands of people who have been in detention for years with no answers, no attorney, no solution to their case. Some who’ve agreed to leave are still held.

They are holding people without due process or deportation so that greedy prison CEOs and the distributors to the system make money while Stephen Miller gets to fulfill his concentration camp fantasy. It’s sickening.

There's video of the entire US hockey team laughing along to a call from Trump. And like... I'm not sure I'll ever get over that so many people can personally like Trump despite him very, very obviously being a child molester - let alone a whole sports team.

Honestly, an incredible shot

My most recent article, Bluesky had more clicks than every other source combined

One of the wildest things of the last decade was watching Taylor Lorenz go from WaPo technology beat to become the one of the most internet-pilled journalists with zero self-awareness of what the tech may have been doing to her.

Nobody has ever been more jealous of anything than Pete Hegseth is of this. I love that for both of them. And it's why we should impeach them both.

I also pop in to the other pub to recruit ppl to please please please come back to the Nazi pub bc it’s so influential you can’t miss out on the Nazis and others in that Nazi pub

I'm here at the Nazi bar fighting the good fight. Buying drinks for Nazis and trying to convince them they shouldn't be Nazis also sometimes agreeing with them unlike you Puritans over at the Pub where no one goes.

alright well we can rule out the gold medal olympic hockey locker room in the nancy guthrie search

Shoe is one of the best poasters I know 🤞🏻

Too late, I have already depicted you as a failed website and me as a part of the commons.

I'll say it again: Donald Trump ruined Canada as an object of gentle, good-natured mockery, one of our nation's longest-standing and most cherished pastimes.

I have no patience for takes like, "BlueSky is so hostile to journalists that people have no choice but to spend time on the Nazi site."

I think it's because they would rather be yelled at by nazis than have to deal with real criticism here. Yes, sometimes there are pile ons, but usually they're mostly criticisms of the work. It's easier to dismiss people calling you slurs than it is to reflect on why ppl think your work is bad.

I wonder if part of the reason journalists bristle about replies On Here is that generally posters read the content and make pointed critiques. So it's not just, "You suck" it's "You suck, and here's why with several screenshots about what I find incorrect." It's different than standard trolling.

I think it's telling that some people find it more palatable to deal with personal attacks from Nazis than informed critiques of their work

It's been pretty revealing looking at the replies to their wagon cicling and seeing them happily engage with the generic attacks on them and their character but somehow never replying to the ones with screenshots of her quoting a Nazi talking about 'bad genetics.'

“let’s get our base violently hopped up on conspiracies about the Epstein files, which we appear in thousands of times” was maybe not the best idea in retrospect

No, he couldn't have. Anyway, for everybody clamoring for "A Dictator, but leftistly" just to remind you that when you use the tool of evil, you become evil. Being good is hard because their aren't shortcuts. Deal with it.

We are the laughingstock of the world because of our moronic and psychotic president. Deservedly so.

I cant believe the All Stick No Carrot admin shot itself in the dick again and had to quickly reverse course in the face of immediate backlash

How weird is it that we live in an time where someone calling CSPAN might obviously be the President pretending to be someone else with an already exposed pseudonym or someone pretending to be the President doing that and both seem equally possible.

When they brought Johnny Gaudreau’s kids out there on the ice for the team pic 😢😢

when the buddy texts and asks if i want to have some beers on a friday after work

I was sooo happy watching this until the very last thing you see is sad little Jarvy face. 😫

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

dawg🥹

It’s the first time the US men’s and women’s hockey teams have won gold in the same Olympics 🥇🥇

boy this got me

What a game and what a fun Olympics 🇺🇸

PLAY FREEBIRD!!! (At least it wasn’t a Tkachuk.)