Man, remember when all the dudes suffering from the "loneliness crisis" got all uppity about how there was gonna be a war and a draft under President Harris? Enjoy your buzzcut, soldier.

This is fucking insane. Racist terrorism by the Executive Branch.

Then again, I can't think of anything that captures AI better than a completely fabricated study based on entirely made-up data.

Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all

at least 15% of the stadium is shirtless right now (which i would assume is normal for florida games)

They was sending you out to people who were polling at 2% and you was still sauntering into DM's

this is some DC comics villain shit

can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

🎶 Strangers waitin' Up and down the boulevard Their shadows searchin' in the night Streetlights, people Livin' just to find emotion Hidin', somewhere in the night 🎶 Don't stop believin' Hold on to that feelin' Streetlights, people 🎶 Don't stop believin' Hold on Streetlights, people

As previously stated, the problem with Nuzzi is she forms relationships with her subject -and does not tell her audience or employer- not that she fucks

America putting most of its eggs in the generative AI basket, China going hard into green tech. When history looks back on this period, someone is going to look awfully stupid.

I have read the poem that you put behind a paywall and which someone should have told me to save for after breakfast I will not forgive you you’re all atrocious so dumb and so gross

Okay. I’m a sicko so I had to read the new Ryan Lizza. Not as bad as the part you read for free but, if you’ve yet to do that, I take zero responsibility for your urge to pour bleach directly into your eyeballs. No paywall, courtesy of marisakabas.bsky.social. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

the extent to which everyone is treating the mamdani-trump meeting as if it were actually big news, actually important, actually significant, actually anything other than decadent ephemera ... i dunno, man. im starting to think americans might not be a particularly serious people?

Just remembering how one of the most important and widely read and dropped-with-maximally-damaging-timing "Biden is old and senile" pieces was reported by Nuzzi. It makes you think!

Look, it’s unlike me to say something like this — and, frankly, a bit embarrassing — but I want to hear less about these people’s terrible decisions, loose morals, and weird sex stuff and more about this.

"Influencers," or as we used to call them "charlatans."

Gonna check in on Canada, where politics is more normal... I see there is a convoy headed to Ottawa to avenge a flock of dead ostriches

somehow the crown we threw in the gutter is going to be waiting for us to pick it up when we're able

(DEVELOPING) Laura Loomer has bitten a secret service agent

Seen in the wild…I don’t think they’re taking this well.

She was a true believer and the Epstein cover-up shattered her entire world lmao

Screaming, crying, throwing up but not in good way. Not in a good way.

fucking cowards everywhere say things like “none of these words are in the bible” and “my eyes” and “who are these people”, but if you know who they are, i fucking know better, and all of you are stuck in here with me and do not get to pretend you’re above this gossip that sends us all to hell.

I am not paying Ryan Lizza for that absolutely the fuck not

A little birdie told me someone was posting excerpts chez Elon and other than the English language and all that is decent about life the biggest loser is Part Deux is Vanity Fair

I hate to give the slightest smidgen of credit to Lizza here, but he does note one thing that's right: it matters not just as a sordid and revolting melodrama. This is one of the most powerful men in the United States government and he's floridly insane in a way that's not just putting on an act.

No please I’m sorry for ever laughing it’s not funny anymore please take this memory from me lord

Clint Howard out here catching strays.

Oh Kermit, what are they paying you. 😢

It’s getting to the point, that I’d support legislation where no man gets the right to a gun, unless he gets an approval from a panel of women psychologists. I’d rather not read about horrific deaths of women and children

If you had told me Mamdani and MTG would both be in the news today, and gave me eleventy thousand guesses as to why, I’d … still be guessing.

His base is mad so time for some racist demagoguery

You know what actually, credit to MAGA, the tears of your enemies are quite delicious.

I love that Mamdani didn’t flash one single tooth, while Trump was FAWNING

Good lord, every day of this damn week has been worthy of a "Boy, what a week" post. I'm guessing the aliens make first contact tomorrow.

There have been many, many wild 24 hour news cycles in the Trump era but this one that began with Trump threatening to execute members of Congress and ended with him having a love fest with Mandami and MTG resigning is certainly up there. Solid Top 20 effort by the writers.

From a spokesperson for U.S. Senator Elissa Slotkin:

lol. lmao even.

hard launch. on truth social. mamdani broke his brain.

So much of internet-leftism is "what if WE had a fascist personality cult?"

Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao

“Oh that’s alright. He can call me fascist if you want to.”

Wherever he is I bet Don Jr just started crying and doesn’t know why

aged 79 and a half, Donald Trump made his second ever friend.

Pope rave.