The NIMBY's just killed the Seastreak ferry's planned summer weekend service between Manhattan and Point Pleasant Beach. Most of the discourse was not-so-carefully couched language about keeping out, err, undesirables. The sort who'd rather take a $70 one-way ferry than a $20 train, I guess?

I’ll say it again: The folks in our public life most vocally obsessed with the idea of masculinity all very conspicuously act like an adolescent boy’s idea of a man, not an actual grown ass man.

There are key bumps. And then there are key bumps at UFC fights. And then there are key bumps at UFC fights that are also your dad's 80th birthday party on the lawn of the White House. Dedication. Giving Hunter a run for his money.

lol. Dave Portnoy just reviewed the pizza place in the town where I grew up (it's dope). Gave it a 7.4. Did not enjoy the salad pizza, which is one of their specialties that my high school girlfriend absolutely loved.

lmao. That's quite the get back goal to ice it.

Give it to them. Come on.

Look, I know that "it's *always* the FBI" in these things, but it's usually just some random nobody agent. Credit where it's due - this is definitely the first time in history that the plotters of a terrorist attack were ultimately radicalized via podcast by the FBI Director himself!

Fuckin Biden, amirite!?

For anyone curious why I often talk about what a toxic cesspool Toms River is. Well, this is the kinda shit I'm talking about:

Netanyahu has the opportunity to do *the* funniest...

So much of the discourse earlier about the popularity of soccer in the US was about the pay, and like, sure, but also ties are commie propaganda, particularly when it's the outcome of like a quarter of all matches. Great game though!

Beautiful move there, got into open space, the guy has a great shot and... puts it directly into the keeper's hands.

Oh hell yeah. Knotted up.

"Oy, this is neat and tidy from New Zealand" had me on the floor.

Blew through that wall like it was the Strait of Hormuz.

HE TOTALLY ANNIHILATED THE IRANIAN ARMY IS WHAT HE DID AND IN THIS HOUSE THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS OPEN -- SUBJECT TO A FEE, WHICH IS NOT A TOLL, GODDAMMIT.

You know what? Fuck white rice. There. I said it. Sorry, not sorry. Basmati? Sure. Jasmine? Yep. Arborio? That'll do. Brown? Fuck yeah. Sushi? I'm in. But long grain white? Nah. Fuck outta here.

Had the gutters cleaned for the first time in three years last week (oops!). It absolutely dumped rain last night. You have no idea how much my OCD enjoys seeing grit from the roof shingles at the bottom of all the downspouts after that torrential downpour because shit's clean as a whistle now.

Live your life such that all the homies are celebrating the Knicks, Canes, and World Cup rather than peptide-filled buckets of meat screaming about Michelle Obama on the White House lawn. Easy stuff.

This, by the way, is the guy who showed up hammered to the weigh-in and literally threw up on himself on camera.

I'm sorry, but I'm dying laughing about this. One of the arresting federal agents is wearing a Wu Tang hat, but rather than being Killer Bee Yellow, traditional within the Shaolin temple's 36th chamber, it is instead Knicks Orange.

That the latter is for the birthday party of the guy whose hands are rotting and gangrenous makes the contrast even more beautiful.

I'm sorry but this is America. If you're going to have a sanctioned water break, the clock should stop. That's how sports work here. Stoppage in play? No more ticky tocky. You can save the endless march of time with made-up, extra ticks of uncertain duration at the end for matches on European soil.

I'll take a Fluff for the 7/22 MSG opener, but in light of the Knicks win, what we really deserve is to see the 1,362 show gap finally fall for Take The A Train. It hasn't been played since the Ewing/Starks/Oakley '94 finals team.

"Nas - If I Ruled The World" World Cup bumper music!? Hell yeah.

He looks like your second cousin's plus one about to make a racist toast at your wedding.

Better? Yes, yes there is, Mary Katherine Ham. To start, how about we just firing off nouns that are something other than that pinstripe suit. I'll go first. Pencils. Cabbage. Asteroids. Comfy socks. Our ability to transmit information wirelessly via electromagnetic radiation. Things of that nature.

Wow. Brutal for Ecuador.

Ferry ride back to the beach from the city after one of the most amazing nights ever and ready to settle in for a night of World Cup, wine, and not watching cage fighting on the White House lawn that the President's son is DM'ing announcers for betting leverage.

The best!

New York City is the most perfectly "American" place in the nation, just one wave of newcomers after another, gradually building up the culture, one remarkable cultural collision after another. MAGA chuds hate NYC not because it's awful but because it disproves every lie they tell about immigration

Very sorry to hear that US Senator Mason Verger has been admitted to the hospital.

Smoked fish platter and oysters at Jeffrey's Grocery bout to bring my ass back to the land of the living.

On behalf of the entire city right now: Fuck Hunter Walker

Touched by beauty of what is happening in New York. These videos give me such joy and I typically hate NYC sports teams. What I see is also “the real America.” The America that’s always been there but is too often denigrated in our national mind. Our cities are at the core of the American idea.

multiculturalism is pretty great

HS buddy was maybe the biggest Knicks fans I've ever met. Freshman year at Seton Hall there was a fire in his dorm, his roommate died, and he barely made it out a window. Really fucked him up. Left us a few years later after a long struggle. Crying reading people posting on Jeff's FB wall tonight.

Shit musta be rained out or something.

What you wish you could be doing in New York right now is what you could be doing when It happens. HAVE A PLAN.

Just think when it happens the whole country will look like nyc tonight

Easily my favorite thing tonight has been the foreign World Cup fans both confused and fucking *living*

Folks. It's gonna feel really good.

MTA drivers just leaning thru the window high-fiving a stream of people walking through traffic while knowing they're not moving anytime soon. Nobody mad. Everyone hype. Vibes immaculate.

BING BONG

French. Like I said.

👀

Just went deaf in the bar

Dude is so fucking French.