Call RFK, Jr.

At some point, Musk realized manipulating public perception was more lucrative than delivering affordable EVs, and when that made him the richest man alive he pulled tens of billions out and dumped it into new, more powerful propaganda tools: Twitter and XAI. This is just what he does...

Say hi to Bhalu. Our friends' dog who I was told we were babysitting for a long weekend... until just being informed that really means two weeks.

Wax statue in the Perpetuity Wing ass President.

Well, no bubble pop yet.

Cook ranks NY-12 as the 9th most partisan district in the country. I think I'll take an actual Dem, preferably of the non-Kennedy variety. Please and thank you.

LOL

I am now a two issue voter: jailing the entire administration and passing this here.

Friend who got laid off is looking for work. Gets an e-mail for a position he doesn't remember applying to. On the surface the e-mail looks legit - the English is good, doesn't sound like ChatGPT, etc. Mentions he'll be interviewing with a specific person on the company about page w/ a Teams link /

Hope those of you on bubble watch have an alarm set for market close today.

Imagine living inside his mind where the only thoughts that bounce around its empty halls relate to windmills, water, stealth making airplanes invisible, magnets, insane asylums, and how strongly you performed on the test that checks if you're in a vegetative state. Like, that's his daily existence.

I feel like we're well past the part of the story at which members of Congress with inside information on Trump's various crimes should be using speech & debate to just read shit into the record. They're going to bury or destroy it the second you mention it, so, well, get it out there.

Apologies since I'm but a dumb non-lawyer: is my understanding correct that the grand jury system is effectively just the prosecutor JUST TRUST ME BRO'ing the judge in the ensuing criminal case? How was this even caught? Are there cases when it *isn't* or is this basically unheard of from Trump DOJ?

Well then!

Trump Denies He Was Good Friends with Leisure Suit Larry hard-drive.net/trump-denies...

Hate to make light of this since the consequences will be dire for literally millions of people, but how absolutely crazy would it be if what finally took down the regime was not bombs but... climate change.

TFW a text from a college buddy asking where your seats are is how you first learn that the Duke game you were planning to watch on TV at 9PM is actually being played within walking distance of your home. Literally had no idea and hadn't bothered to checked. Huge L.

Redfin changed something for our building. It's a co-op but they now show it as a condo. All of the prior sales history (including mine) is gone. All of the prior listing photos have disappeared. And this has, uh, dramatically altered the estimate. They basically told me to fuck off when I asked.

"Things happen" is a line straight out of someone from a DiMeo crew.

Guarantee you that if she'd been born about five years earlier, the girl from Middletown would have been famous for some incredibly messy incident as a cast member of S1 Jersey Shore which resulted in her never being invited back to the show, rather than, well, any of this.

Where is the unsubscribe link for Nuzzi facts?

The vibes for Trump are *awful* right now. He's focused on building his gold-filigreed mausoleum. Meanwhile, the GOP had the train run of them by the electorate. Affordability is out of control. Healthcare is exploding and they have no plan. Epstein files about to drop. And there's now an AI selloff

If your much younger girlfriend wears this outfit to go hiking with you she will eventually seek out someone with more experience in hiking the appalachian trail

Have not drank coffee or otherwise had caffeine in a month. Just made an espresso. Pray for me.

My friend is in the front row here. And she’s super strong and amazing. And this is an extremely extremely brave thing to do.

Unplug all of the routers. Rip up the fiber. Burn the data centers.

I have anxiety on behalf of Geno. What even is an offensive line.

Crazy to see Lockett catch a pass with YAC instead of just immediately falling down.

Hey. Remember when Olivia Nuzzi let herself into Corey Lewandowski's unlocked home because nobody answered the door?

Sir, a second Presidential candidate, etc.

Princess Caspian in looking at pre-vax COVID stuff in her phone and has found (a) a video of me shotgunning a White Claw in our kitchen (b) her catching me singing and dancing to Weekapaug Groove while drinking whiskey and (c) me wearing a costume wig pretending to be an anchor on election night '20

TIL that Keith Olberman was Nuzzi's OG sugar daddy? What the fuck

I could be sold on the idea of kings, I think.

I like this follow-up very mulch.

The fishermen have traded in their boats for waders.

You have *no* idea how horrible large quantities of nutmeg taste.

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

That was one of the worst PI calls I've ever seen.

There's Jared Goff Jared Goff. And there's Ryan Gosling Jared Goff. And right now he's not playing well Kenough.

Spent 15 minutes on a pitch-black beach trying to catch a peek of the Leonids. In 34 degree weather. Nada.

If you're nickname-splaining, you're way past losing.

The Beast in Me: Eight episodes of (in my view) the absolute worst Claire Danes as off-meds Carrie Mathison, saved by an absolutely haunting performance by Matthew Rhys.

We didnt deserve that win. Not with 4 INTs and the complete lack of hustle with under 8 left. Rams outplayed us.

Seahawks pace is gonna give me a heart attack. Jesus

Their pace is terrible

Milroe time. This is fucking unbelievable.

JSN is unreal