This is the saddest shit I've ever seen. Sitting on the cuck couch with clown shoes because you have so little dignity you can't tell daddy with the pudding brain that you don't want his fucking shoes and they don't fit. Comically pathetic.

Not an AI doomer, but Visual Studio 2026 is a fucking abomination. They've replaced things that have worked for decades (oh, like adding a using w/ autocomplete) with shit that... doesn't. Literally just uninstalled and had to *search forums* to find the 2022 installer. Garbage. Yes, VSCode, I know.

Like, good for Geno, but hoooh boy, Jets fans. wydbb.

68 degrees at 6:30 and as far as I can tell, at least half of New York is currently walking or running along the Hudson.

For @ej23.bsky.social

Traitors UK is soooooo much better than the US version and it's not particularly close.

Hey @davidfowl.com - Azure SignalR in default mode. I have N app servers running somewhere. I deploy a new version of app server code, also with N app servers. I've seen the docs on graceful shutdown w/ migration, but how do I ensure clients migrate to N *new* app servers rather than old? Possible?

Domination. #DDMF

Now that's how you treat Carolina at home to open the second half. Fuck yeah.

If Obama or Biden had worn a baseball hat to greet the dead bodies of American soldiers being returned home, there would be paramedics at Fox defibrillating 95% of the on-air talent.

I've lived at least ten lives during the last 5:00 game clock minutes of Florida/Kentucky waiting for the Duke game.

Haven't been to West Village in a minute. The line to L'Industrie is insane. All the way down Christopher, turns onto Bleecker, and crosses Grove. Easily 100+ people. I guess I'm not *that* committed to pizza.

Cackling at this push notification.

This applies doubly to DHS heads who also have no business being there in the first place. Fuck off twice.

No, leave it up and text us if anyone with an IP address in D.C. suddenly puts down $100,000 www.404media.co/polymarket-p...

Today I learned that the Burj Khalifa is in Iran, that someone weaponized a SpaceX Falcon to land on its spire and then explode like a bomb, and that "verified" accounts are posting this slop all across Facebook with hundreds of thousands of engagements. I hate it here.

When you appoint a boorish TV personality to head up the armed forces of the United States of America, what you get is a direct to video movie war. And, sadly, no amount of burpees and cocaine prior to your woke-wars-are-dead frat douche schtick makes our dead American service members any less dead.

Five pages and two meetings were far too much for the people currently running the world to wrap their minds around, so war it is. Fantastic stuff.

Got it. So, we've run out, huh?

There has been a very noticeable, deeply concerning uptick in public, bottom of the barrel, gutter antisemitism in a few of the MAGA-leaning neighborhood groups on Facebook in Ocean County, NJ.

The sportsbook. At Wild Wild West. In Atlantic City. In February. With snow on the ground. Trying to imagine a sadder set of words in the English language and failing. But here we are!

Hell of a day to wake up.

Very funny timing given OpenAI's $110B private round announced this morning, which is... still open!

The rage running through my veins right now. The gasket on the fridge door broke - it ripped and the magnet was falling out. I spent, no joke, around 4 hours the other day playing phone tag w/ Whirlpool to try to get service. On my 6th-ish call, I waited on hold for an hour and finally got thru /

I have filed a complaint with the Attorney General for the State of NY. You should check if you've also been charged and do the same. Here's the link for NY: ag.ny.gov/file-complai...

I have a credit card charge for $9.99 for an Uber One membership. When I open the app, the first thing I see is a banner ad to sign for for one month for free, so I clearly have not signed up (nor would I). And it is impossible to contact them about this.

<TRAITORS FINALE FINAL ROUNDTABLE SCREAMING INTO THE VOID>

Yeah, Ben hates ghostwritten essays.

To be more specific: according to her account, she was thirteen years old, Epstein gave her cocaine, alcohol, and marijuana, and then physically forced her to perform oral sex on him.

They beat a blind refugee who speaks no English for failing to obey police commands he could not understand. Then instead of apologizing, they charged him with possession of a “weapon”—HIS WALKING STICK. Then they dumped him miles from home without notifying anyone, after which he was found dead.

Sean Duffy looks and sounds like he's coked out of his mind, my god.

It's very funny to me that Trump went through all of the trouble of launching a scam cryptocoin or invading a foreign country to take their oil revenue personally hostage when he could simply sell bathwater to Republican members of Congress on OnlyFans.

You know he's completely healthy when he starts grasping the lectern in the same manner as if he were standing atop a 100-story building and was worried a gust of wind might throw him down to street level.

He's not joking, BTW. He absolutely asked lawyers and the other jerkoffs who fluff him all day long about giving himself the MOH.

Something that's become clear during this speech is that the only thing Trump enjoys more than superlatives about himself is describing dead people and/or death in excruciating detail. Like, he genuinely loves it. Maybe the only thing in life he finds true joy in. It's really, really fucking dark.

Noah Rothman, ladies and gentleman. Trump as healing elixir. I can't even take it because there's just so much beauty here <plastic bag floats around chaotically in a fall wind above dead leaves>

I hope it's so fucking painful and terrifying when It Happens.

Tim Burchett (backbencher, R-TN) is so embarrassingly hungry and horny for Trump's cabinet and himself standing next to the door they walk in through. It's so embarassing.

Four minutes left and Duke is 2 points away from being up double on Notre Dame. Not double digits. Double their score. Thoughts and prayers to @acallan1.bsky.social

We deserve better in this country that US Senators whose parents couldn't decide between two names so just YOLO'd the decision by smashing the two together into an abomination like Markwayne. Come on. Get the fuck out of here. Go legally change it and try to approximate being a functional adult.

My favorite lie I tell myself is the one I use every few months when I decide to yoink the liquid dispenser tray out of the washing machine and kill everything with bleach fire. The lie is that the badness is isolated to the removable tray - no need to investigate further, rest of machine is fine!

Lotta scold-y people here telling me I don't need to watch the SOTU. And, like, that's fine. You do you. But It Might Happen and I'd really enjoy seeing that live.

Got bored sans power and internet, so shoveled our sidewalk, along with a lot on one side and two on the other. Princess Caspian failed to note, while I was doing this, that the power and internet had returned. LOL

The Jersey Shore group chat is giving today.

Went for a walk to explore the beach and the bay. Came back to no power. Fun!

This was ~40min after high tide. The water line is well past where the fence at the bottom of the dunes used to be. Hard to see in 2nd pic but there's a drop at the end of the path down now.

TFW you don't want to pay for the fucking wrap. Hahaha

Huh. Guess they couldn't get funding for the Paul Blart prequel set on a beautiful September morning in the World Trade Center and needed to pivot?

Sir. Suffer just a little bit more for us. Please, sir. If you'd just go walk outside and shovel snow for around five minutes or so, the nation would thank you like they've never thanked anyone in world history. Do this for us. We beg you.