Dick Vitale announcing the final round of the ACC tournament has a voice only a Nuzzi could love.

The perfect car decal doesn’t exi-

trump saw how much you guys loved Big Boat Stuck and tried to join in by doing All Boats Stuck and now suddenly its not funny anymore? make up your minds

A while back @drskyskull.bsky.social posted some vintage toys and inspired me to do the same. Finally going through my collection of Star Wars and GI Joe figures. Below is a sample. I have five cases of the Joes. Let me know if you want to see any specific figures. Getting them all ready to sell.

DOCTOR: Come on we were about to discharge you. BOLSONARO: (licking petri dishes in the pathology lab) sorry

"My sources say the Lefty Grifter to NewsMax Guest penalty, for bribery, being considered for the Woke Ginger. I am pro-capitalism and take no pleasure in reporting this."

The 2029 dimes will be a trans flag with Sherman's face

So mad I didn't think of this but so happy @cinephiliabeyond.org did.

Cobra Kai dojo-ass overcompensator

one of my main things about life in current times is that i don’t think government should do crimes against everyone

wife: i should have never let you take that morse code class me: shhh *listening to the hail hit our roof* the storm is talking to me

Pardon me, @jamellebouie.net. What graphic is on your tie tonight, sir?

Can this be a solution?

I want Rubio and Hegseth in congressional hearings for the remainder of their lives

Trump: *shoves another pawn in his mouth* what?

The same fucking regime is still in control of Iran. The administration could target them, but neither they nor apparently Israel, have actionable intelligence that would allow them to do so. We are barreling towards the worst case scenario outcome that needed to be avoided.

May you all live long enough to see your favorite shampoo discontinued.

It's looking increasingly like these guys thought that if they could wreak more death and destruction than the other side then they would be respected as strong powerful men and they would "win" and that would make them big important heroes. Very possibly they had no rationale deeper than that.

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Buy Felicia.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Going to bed every night, dreaming of consequences.

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

My conspiracy theory is that @dieworkwear.bsky.social wished upon a monkey's paw and this administration came into existence for the sole purpose of providing him unlimited content.

this guy is not even employable as the guy who cleans out the desk of the other guy you fired for being unemployable

Me: I just need to make it through the rest of this week Friend: it's Sunday...

Every time I open a news app or site and this story isn’t being discussed or featured prominently I feel like I’m losing my mind. Do not look away.

I long for the days when they lied about sending drydocked hospital ships to Greenland.

Be wary of sensationalism from the left and the right.

Here's the Karoline Leavitt interview people are talking about. Maria Bartiromo asks if Trump might send ground troops into Iran, because "mothers are worried" about a draft. Leavitt replies that ground troops aren't in the current plan, but Trump won't rule them out. No mention of the draft.

Fiddler-crab-ass layout, ffs

Me falling back: Haha f*ck yeah!!! YES! Me springing forward: Well this f*cking sucks. What the f*ck?

Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.

I put my pants on like everyone else: only when I leave the house.

Comic book villain-ass administration.

This can't be the same brain that knew all the channel numbers

It occurs to me that some of you might not have seen The Single Greatest Cosplay Of All Time yet:

Kristi Noemore

This is the most devastating erasure of Tommy Tuberville since the 2008 Iron Bowl.

Lmao

How to win in November

Post an iconic horror movie image

You used to call me on my smelt phone...

Hell yeah, NC!

when someone’s net worth reaches a billion dollars it should roll over to zero like the scores in old video games

How I arrived on Bluesky