Sharky 🦈
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The angriest word in the English language is "representative" spoken to an automated phone menu.
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Brick's House 🍁
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A guide to the animal Kingdom: - Eyes in front likes to hunt. - Eyes on the side likes to hide. - Googly eyes on the tabbies is why I'm banned from the cat café.
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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦
1 day ago
Such a huge bruise on such a tiny hand
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Ygrene
1 day ago
i am not trying to stir up trouble but i have indeed noticed that the mothman has been pretty quiet through all of this...
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Make America Metaphor Literate Again
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2 days ago
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Thor Benson
2 days ago
Now I'm just a simple country lawyer but I don't think you should be arresting five-year-olds
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Daisy
3 days ago
idk, maybe the dinosaurs were playing marco polo when shit went down and now nessie over at the loch is still shouting marco into the void
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Betty Finn
2 days ago
White Men Can’t Jump with Big Naturals
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Dafuq?
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3 days ago
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I, too, have a memo I would like verbally circulated amongst ICE.
3 days ago
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Thor Benson
3 days ago
Aldi answers the question: What if you wanted to feel like you were shopping in a foreign country but you're not?
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In conclusion, the US is a land of contrasts.
3 days ago
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Anyways, here's Grand Teton
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Lupita Nihongo
3 days ago
The least of my worries is some dork overseas hating me man my neighbors are kidnapping & killing my other neighbors
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And yet, his cultists will hop aboard the mafioso spite train as if that's what they voted for all along.
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3 days ago
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Anne Caprara
3 days ago
Yet again I’d like to say that Howard Dean once did a slightly odd screech at the end of a campaign speech and everyone was like - oh he can’t be President.
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Veruca's Alt
3 days ago
More like War-a-Lago, amirite?
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Imani Gandy
3 days ago
I wish they would all literally just start laughing at him. Just literally point and laugh. That would bother him more than anything else atp
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A fading narcissist, absent morality and free of consequences with nothing to lose. I will never forgive Republicans.
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3 days ago
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Crockett Houghton
3 days ago
I’m not a fan of restaurants that have a “sauce policy”. If I want a sauce, you give me a sauce. That’s a solid sauce policy.
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Panda Bernstein
3 days ago
The whiniest non-sequeiteur in history
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Katie Mack
3 days ago
I didn’t know that bus driver was also a pilot
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Bill Kristol
4 days ago
To be clear--this is beyond pathetic.
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Jessica Ellis
4 days ago
In some sense we all thought we were going to Union Station only to end up stranded in Vienna Virginia with psychotic bus driver.
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4 days ago
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It's not really fair. I mean, Indiana has an I AND a U on their helmets.
4 days ago
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but you can fight for democracy and justice and equality in your own way without being an absolute prick to the people who are also fighting in their own way.
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GO CANES!!!
5 days ago
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Gross
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5 days ago
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Brendel
5 days ago
I think maybe a lot of bad things could be avoided if the worlds most obvious crooks faced some sort of punishment other than “accumulating great sums of money and power”
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Duncan Jones
5 days ago
I’m suing Donald Trump 500 billion dollars for wasting all our fucking time with his shit.
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REALLY WISH MY INTERNET WAS WORKING SO I COULD WATCH THIS GAME
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Abolish ICE and prosecute its leadership.
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6 days ago
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AkivaMCohen
6 days ago
The funny thing is, "the Baileys" wasn't a bad heuristic for most of Schumer's career; when things are generally normal, worrying about how the imaginary median voter might react to something is reasonable. You can't worry about that shit while your opponents are setting the Constitution ablaze
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Texans defense looks gassed.
6 days ago
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Alejandra Caraballo
6 days ago
HOLY SHIT, WHAT A CATCH BY BOUTTE
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I guarantee Trump would re-truth this if it entered his peripheral vision.
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6 days ago
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Okay here we fucken go
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6 days ago
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sweetie π
6 days ago
8k verbal assaults? lol these weenies wouldn’t last five seconds being a female gamer
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I kinda want to see ten turnovers in the second half.
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Mina Kimes
6 days ago
The mental fortitude the Houston defense plays with is so impressive man. Offense keeps puking all over itself and they keep showing up and making plays.
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Stroud joining the proud tradition of throwing 4 INTs in an AFC playoff game.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist
6 days ago
The worst thing about Gamergate and all the spinoff dumbass culture war nonsense is that theres actually lots of good reasons not to like lots of stuff and we can't even talk about it because of the muttonheads
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Lupita Nihongo
6 days ago
These defenses have been making it look like all the QBs stink at their jobs all weekend
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Jerry-ATX
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Run the Joules
6 days ago
“Your Honda will freeze before you hit I-94” “Then I’ll see you in hell!”
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Threatening to abandon a US ally to the detriment of other US allies so they can take over another US ally.
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AkivaMCohen
6 days ago
Want to stop deepfake exploitation? Give its victims a cause of action against the deep-pocketed companies that made the AI, not just against the pseudonymous and likely judgment-proof incel losers writing the prompts. Promise you the companies would solve the problem pretty quickly
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My picture was used in child abuse images. AI is putting others through my nightmare | Mara Wilson
I was a child actor, exploited by strangers on the internet. Now millions of children face the same danger
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jan/17/child-abuse-images-ai-exploitation
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Mina Kimes
6 days ago
Drew Lock in the game, just like people thought might happen this morning
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