Sharky π¦
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The angriest word in the English language is "representative" spoken to an automated phone menu.
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Dick Vitale announcing the final round of the ACC tournament has a voice only a Nuzzi could love.
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Peter Labuza
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The perfect car decal doesnβt exi-
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ceej
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trump saw how much you guys loved Big Boat Stuck and tried to join in by doing All Boats Stuck and now suddenly its not funny anymore? make up your minds
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A while back
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posted some vintage toys and inspired me to do the same. Finally going through my collection of Star Wars and GI Joe figures. Below is a sample. I have five cases of the Joes. Let me know if you want to see any specific figures. Getting them all ready to sell.
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt
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DOCTOR: Come on we were about to discharge you. BOLSONARO: (licking petri dishes in the pathology lab) sorry
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"My sources say the Lefty Grifter to NewsMax Guest penalty, for bribery, being considered for the Woke Ginger. I am pro-capitalism and take no pleasure in reporting this."
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Shoe+
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The 2029 dimes will be a trans flag with Sherman's face
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So mad I didn't think of this but so happy
@cinephiliabeyond.org
did.
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Cobra Kai dojo-ass overcompensator
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Ygrene
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one of my main things about life in current times is that i donβt think government should do crimes against everyone
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mr potato
3 days ago
wife: i should have never let you take that morse code class me: shhh *listening to the hail hit our roof* the storm is talking to me
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Pardon me,
@jamellebouie.net
. What graphic is on your tie tonight, sir?
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Can this be a solution?
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April
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I want Rubio and Hegseth in congressional hearings for the remainder of their lives
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Comfortably Numb
4 days ago
Trump: *shoves another pawn in his mouth* what?
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CavsKermit
4 days ago
The same fucking regime is still in control of Iran. The administration could target them, but neither they nor apparently Israel, have actionable intelligence that would allow them to do so. We are barreling towards the worst case scenario outcome that needed to be avoided.
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May you all live long enough to see your favorite shampoo discontinued.
4 days ago
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Katie Mack
4 days ago
It's looking increasingly like these guys thought that if they could wreak more death and destruction than the other side then they would be respected as strong powerful men and they would "win" and that would make them big important heroes. Very possibly they had no rationale deeper than that.
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Alexandria Neonakis
4 days ago
Hey all I'm looking for work! I'm experienced in character design and costume for games and film as well as illustration for books and TTRPGS. I'm based out of BC Canada looking for freelance or full time. My portfolio is linked in the first comment, thank you for shares!
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Buy Felicia.
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Ashley
5 days ago
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only
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Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
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Going to bed every night, dreaming of consequences.
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gene rayburn
5 days ago
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
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Betty Finn
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My conspiracy theory is that
@dieworkwear.bsky.social
wished upon a monkey's paw and this administration came into existence for the sole purpose of providing him unlimited content.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist
6 days ago
this guy is not even employable as the guy who cleans out the desk of the other guy you fired for being unemployable
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Helleanor Rigby
6 days ago
Me: I just need to make it through the rest of this week Friend: it's Sunday...
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Mina Kimes
6 days ago
Every time I open a news app or site and this story isnβt being discussed or featured prominently I feel like Iβm losing my mind. Do not look away.
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I long for the days when they lied about sending drydocked hospital ships to Greenland.
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Be wary of sensationalism from the left and the right.
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Joshua J. Friedman
6 days ago
Here's the Karoline Leavitt interview people are talking about. Maria Bartiromo asks if Trump might send ground troops into Iran, because "mothers are worried" about a draft. Leavitt replies that ground troops aren't in the current plan, but Trump won't rule them out. No mention of the draft.
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Jessica Shortall
9 days ago
Fiddler-crab-ass layout, ffs
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Betty Finn
7 days ago
Me falling back: Haha f*ck yeah!!! YES! Me springing forward: Well this f*cking sucks. What the f*ck?
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Sydney Bauer
7 days ago
Now more than ever Iβm convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.
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I put my pants on like everyone else: only when I leave the house.
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Comic book villain-ass administration.
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andy vs.
9 days ago
This can't be the same brain that knew all the channel numbers
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Eize Basa
9 days ago
It occurs to me that some of you might not have seen The Single Greatest Cosplay Of All Time yet:
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frovo
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Kristi Noemore
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This is the most devastating erasure of Tommy Tuberville since the 2008 Iron Bowl.
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Shoe+
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Lmao
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Coach Finstock
10 days ago
How to win in November
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Post an iconic horror movie image
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Orcish Law
10 days ago
You used to call me on my smelt phone...
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Hell yeah, NC!
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dan mentos
2 months ago
when someoneβs net worth reaches a billion dollars it should roll over to zero like the scores in old video games
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alexis simpson
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How I arrived on Bluesky
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