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The angriest word in the English language is "representative" spoken to an automated phone menu.
about 3 years ago
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jamelle
about 17 hours ago
The court has simply recreated the pre-Brown world in allowing racial discrimination across a broad number fields as long as it is “facially neutral,” gutting the Reconstruction Amendments in the process.
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Jill Twiss
3 days ago
Can't stop singing this to the theme of the Muppet Show
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Idk maybe the president should try not being a giant pile of contemptible shit.
3 days ago
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Rubberband Girl
4 days ago
SMH no one takes pride in their work anymore
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Amy Ash
4 days ago
broadcast journalists are like oh noo I guess we have to talk about me for like 3 weeks now
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Betty Finn
5 days ago
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darth™️
5 days ago
i believe this is related to the rise in people who are utterly incurious about anything not directly beneficial to themselves
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Crockett Houghton
6 days ago
A reminder for people who miss the experience of going to Blockbuster to browse the rows of VHS & DVD's- libraries carry a selection of new & old films. You'd be surprised what you can find just visiting a place that will loan you books. They also have digital services. Support your local library.
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Stuff like this drives me crazy. It's an altered photo pushed as real by
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with 15k likes. No source, no alt text. It's so unnecessary because the real video of Trump nodding off is bad enough on its own. Misinformation is misinformation.
6 days ago
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That one dude is still alive, huh?
6 days ago
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Seamus O'Flaugherty
8 days ago
my metabolism
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Jason, ex Inferis
20 days ago
A great magician could be living in your house and you’d never know
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FROVO
6 days ago
ME: if the plural of foot is feet then the plural of boot should be beet SHOE STORE SALESMAN: um okay how do the beet fit
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly
7 days ago
In hindsight, with everyone else on the right he had at his disposal and the amount of money he was willing to pay, Orbán's choice of Dreher and Schlapp as his American mouthpieces should have been a bigger clue that he was not the evil genius people claimed.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist
7 days ago
Tell me I'm wrong
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Dr. SkySkull
7 days ago
It was from him I learned that my feet are guilty
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Okay, but pocket squares.
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7 days ago
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A disintegrating narcissist is a wonder to behold.
8 days ago
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8 days ago
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Big Hippo 🇮🇪
8 days ago
Happy Earth Day
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Kate
9 days ago
I started my microplastics journey early by enjoying the mouthfeel of Barbie shoes
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mr potato
over 1 year ago
when u return something at an antique store u should get more than u paid cause it’s older now
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Betty Finn
9 days ago
I’m sorry, but bluesky is THRIVING…
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mr potato
9 days ago
make infolove not infowar
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BEAVE
9 days ago
Give me a hit of that high fructose corn syrup.
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Ygrene
10 days ago
me: (casually) what is it with the influx of evil lately
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Salty MacTavish
11 days ago
They said I’m a fine girl? Is that all they said about me? -Brandy
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Crockett Houghton
11 days ago
Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.
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Seth Cotlar
11 days ago
In the early 1990s the GOP outsourced its thinking and messaging to Rush Limbaugh and the right wing radio world, and it has long ceased functioning anything like a "normal" political party would. It's a content creation operation wrapped around a transactional corruption machine for rich people.
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🌯Burrito Zenicular🌯
12 days ago
I made an anatomically correct sculpture of you out of tater tots, please respond
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8647 Hat
12 days ago
This is like going to a bullfight wearing PETA underoos.
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Ken Tremendous
12 days ago
Yeah geez weird impossible to know I guess
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"I have a top 1% viewership platform and I'm calling out the most corrupt and toxic human beings in public service by highlighting an unreadable, indirect protest message."
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12 days ago
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Ashley
12 days ago
Bluesky’s mom and dad
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jamelle
12 days ago
anyway, if this court is going to act as little more than a partisan legislature than it ought to be treated like one by the actual legislature
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Talk about reckless disregard for the truth.
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12 days ago
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More like Krash Patel amirite? Has anyone said this yet?
12 days ago
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[Obi-wan voice] "He's more slaw now than man; twisted and evil."
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13 days ago
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Betty Finn
14 days ago
How did they do worse than "a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing”?
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Jerry Chen
14 days ago
introducing Bluesky's new "Do Not Disturb" mode. now available to everyone
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Jessica Shortall
15 days ago
supreme pastor AND Vicar of Christ? the Church is pulling out CVS-length receipts now
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gg
15 days ago
OMG
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FROVO
16 days ago
DON: ever starve any children LEO: no DON: shoot a mom in the face LEO: no DON: murder fishermen LEO: no DON: blow up a school LEO: no DON: steal millions thru insider trading LEO: no DON: god you are so weak on crime
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Guilherme Nunes
15 days ago
hammer shark
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Betty Finn
16 days ago
I thought there were 220 republicans in the house…
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Jessica Shortall
16 days ago
is this anything
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Dan Cerinthedark
17 days ago
*at the aquarium Hi, where do you keep the Snorks?
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Noah Berlatsky
17 days ago
again, I have a lot of criticisms of Ds in general, but D elected's reaction to the Swalwell allegations has been uniformly to take them seriously and call for his effective expulsion from the party. His resignation from gov race and congress reflects that.
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CavsKermit
17 days ago
This is so stupid. The Vatican wouldn't even have a flying nun of it was the Pope's job to fight crime.
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They're the same picture dot gif
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