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not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
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keep talkin asshole iām pinning this entire thread
over 1 year ago
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Grant Tanaka
about 11 hours ago
not saying my eyesight was bad, but I got glasses today and just realized I live in California
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Kip Conlon
about 10 hours ago
Mastercard allows me the freedom to juggle the debt of my other credit cards.
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rumor has it that thereās a fifth skin
about 9 hours ago
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Frances Meh
about 13 hours ago
friend at a big tech co just told me that her company's chatbot and their client's chatbot have been caught in a mutual support loop for several days that has generated nearly 20k emails
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tfw youād rather study for final exams than play for the los angeles clippers
about 10 hours ago
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key
about 11 hours ago
proudly bringing dishonor on myself, dishonor on my cow, dishonor on my whole family
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hey iām josh
about 11 hours ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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mom, dad thereās something i need to tell you, iāve decided to become an embarrassment to the family name
about 11 hours ago
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maybe not everything that you post is helpful. maybe most of it is dogshit
about 14 hours ago
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can i get a coke zero? āwe only have the worst possible alternative that no one likes, is that ok?ā sure, diet pepsi is fine. on the side could you also bring a revolver loaded with only 1 bullet?
4 days ago
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nora
about 24 hours ago
itās really incredible what hormones can do
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Miley Crisis. āØ
about 23 hours ago
In 2003 I started downloading a car on my family's 56k dial up connection and today it's 34% complete, so not completely
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iāve always known that money is fake and that i want a lot of it
over 1 year ago
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the easiest hack against identity fraud and bank account leaks is having terrible credit and no money
3 months ago
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every espn show now has a segment like āand now we go to Dave, our resident gambling addict,with tonightās money lines, whatcha got for us dave?ā
about 2 months ago
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andy vs.
1 day ago
Moving money ($20 from venmo to my bank account)
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Gilles
2 days ago
Smashed three car windows already to save dogs from the heat. Havenāt found any yet but Iām not giving up.
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Nome
over 1 year ago
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane. Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
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š¶kama kama kama kama kama kama sutra š¶ you cum and go š¶ you cum and go-OOOOOO
2 days ago
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Frances Meh
2 days ago
if i ever overused a joke format i would throw up
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Danielle Ryan
3 days ago
fin.
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Viktor Winetrout
over 1 year ago
When I was 8, my best friend stole my boomerang and we got into a big fight. The next day his parents died in a car accident and I never saw him again. Jeff, if youāre reading this, I want my boomerang
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Tyler, from the Internet
2 days ago
the thing I love so much about Red Dead Redemption II is just how effortlessly it captures the feeling of actually BEING a cowboy outlaw by letting you get immersed in the realism of the setting
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karasocial relationship š
5 days ago
Still awaiting my final appeal from SSI for mental health disability and can barely cover bills let alone other household necessities for myself and my son. Running the AC to fight the heat & humidity has driven the elec. bill ridiculously high making things harder. Any help is deeply appreciated š
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the establishment democrats are so used to losing that they now respond to every election as if trump just won again
2 days ago
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do you now or have you ever downloaded a car
2 days ago
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sophia ā„ļø
3 days ago
handjobs are fine
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mayor zohran mamdani has officially been elected the president of the united states
3 days ago
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farner
3 days ago
welcome to cum burger, were gonna cum in your burger, what can I get for ya
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i actually do have a dog in this fight and i bet a lot on him. he better win
3 days ago
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skƔld
4 days ago
sitting down to dinner with my canadian family and taking a deep suck from the milk bag before passing it around the table
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rax ālevon honkersā king
3 days ago
the minions are men. grown, virile men
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you can tell elon musk doesnāt fund bluesky because i can say āelon musk should be deadā and nothing will happen to my account
3 days ago
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they call her taylor swift because of thatās how fast sheās destroying the climate
3 days ago
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Dook of URL
3 days ago
without saying the title, spoil a movie: the kid looks at Bruce Willis and tells him that he sees dead people
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gwen pepperoni š³ļøāā§ļøš¤š¼š
3 days ago
Jackie Kennedy is surprised to learn her husband hired someone to take headshots during a parade in Dallas.
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i think i ate a bug
3 days ago
Anton Chigurh: If the rule you followed... about a dog not playing basketball... brought you to this... of what use was the rule?
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without saying the title, spoil a movie: there is nothing in the rule book that says a dog canāt play basketball
3 days ago
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donni saphire
5 days ago
Did Counting Crows ever give us a total number of crows
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Brandon
4 days ago
Donāt threaten me with a good time
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FRANCHISE ICON GIANNIS āTHE BUCKā ANTETOKOUNMPO (and bobby portis)
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3 days ago
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weeder
5 days ago
Heads up, the deadline to fix your hearts or die is tomorrow
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Pine Cellar
3 days ago
Trad wives hawking breast milk shakes? Sounds like an overpriced kink combo theyāre selling at Steak n Shake with their butt fat fries
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the childlike urge to walk through something instead of going around
3 days ago
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this is the worst thing a mayor has ever done
6 months ago
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SpatialKimtamine
about 1 year ago
Sorry for being so fucking gross, you guys
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hotdogs, natures miracle
4 days ago
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wet, bland chicken salad for the teenage soul
4 days ago
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky
6 days ago
I was thinking about MMMBop and then it started playing over the airport speakers. hmu if you want me to curse anyone before these powers wear off.
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born miserable
about 1 month ago
planning to find time between work, morbid traveling, and playing dead to rehearse more this weekend. but for now, from the archives:
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Goodbye Horses (Q Lazzarus acoustic cover)
YouTube video by Half a Person
https://youtu.be/lKrz7r_a7Hg?si=ElG3Wn1_8zybLDlq
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