alber
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not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
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keep talkin asshole i’m pinning this entire thread
over 1 year ago
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Mr. Business
about 1 hour ago
Rui “Robert Horry” Hachimura!
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izzy
about 12 hours ago
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cait (and adonis)
about 8 hours ago
rare to see someone proven right this quickly
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help i’m being shadow banned by the mods
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about 5 hours ago
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Bixlee, Your New Online Assistant
about 5 hours ago
they should make one of those magic eye posters but with goatse
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fixed it
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about 5 hours ago
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✨[redacted]✨
about 18 hours ago
before you share that joke edit picture of sonic the hedgehog in adult situations that could be sexually suggestive, just be aware that this is now apparently [checks notes] grooming minors online which is just as serious of a violation as picking on a dev i guess
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biblically accurate 16 strikes
about 10 hours ago
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Frances Meh
about 18 hours ago
doing the oh hi lol i keep forgetting this place exists post but on linkedin
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Stella Sacco
1 day ago
I’m basically just sort of like if a women was regular style
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Frances Meh
about 15 hours ago
i am the eye in the sky looking at yoooouu i can read your phone
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good to see infowars still in the top ten
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about 15 hours ago
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lauren
about 16 hours ago
i wonder what other dumbass nostalgia bait we could all fall insanely hard for. most millennial pasta noodle? no, bad prompt, no debate there. it's unquestionably cavatappi. no need to even entertain other options
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lauren
about 19 hours ago
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d.ly
1 day ago
wishing my therapist a happy mother's day (she does not have children besides me)
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Fun
1 day ago
the kalshi commercial where the golfer kills an alien who is writhing in pain after their spacecraft crashed was certainly a choice
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growing plant
1 day ago
I got convicted of going to school. I got convicted of learning
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recreating invite code era bluesky from first principles:
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1 day ago
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Ruby, pretty ape machine
2 days ago
may I offer you some Comrade DeVito in these trying times?
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d.ly
1 day ago
idk why I follow you
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cumming “gravy style”
1 day ago
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slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary
1 day ago
inverted cowgirl so she can bounce onto it
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just gave the mother of my children oral sex and then breakfast in bed. good morning everyone!
1 day ago
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Lindsay Fickas
1 day ago
This Mother’s Day, get her what she really wants: three cigs and a slight chill to the air
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Mina Kimes
1 day ago
Things that hit differently at 35,000 feet: 1. Pretzels 2. Sad movies 3. Scrolling through 500 photos of your dog when he was a puppy and vowing to play more fetch with him if the plane lands safely
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Dark Deeny(they\them)
1 day ago
Say "thank you for your cervix" as the finisher move
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i am constantly insulted on this platform
1 day ago
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stefan
2 days ago
farts are stored in the butt cheeks
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Matt (Aaron Rodericks has a micropeen)
2 days ago
Happy birthday to all the MILFs
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Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out
PEORIA, IL—While celebrating Mother’s Day today, local woman and mother of two Ellen Taylor, 38, was reportedly served breakfast in bed by her children mere minutes after being voraciously eaten out b...
https://theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958/
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slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary
1 day ago
i lived bitch
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just gave the mother of my children oral sex and then breakfast in bed. good morning everyone!
1 day ago
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d.ly
2 days ago
I love dining at ramen restaurants because a lot of them set up their solo dining seats facing a wall. I don’t need to be seeing strangers eat while I eat.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
over 1 year ago
no doubt was such a good band
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as a kid growing up i never really understood how aladdin and abu fucked
2 days ago
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d.ly
3 days ago
[dropping a deuce at the museum] we are all artists
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Frances Meh
3 days ago
and what do we say to the god of death? gaga ooh la la want your bad romance
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and another thing, my grandpa was NOT a communist! he was a socialist. he fought communists in the second great war (WWII)
3 days ago
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Frances Meh
7 days ago
the kids: six seven the 38 year olds on bluesky: ohhh so close
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d.ly
3 days ago
I wanna be as useless as the Door Close button in an elevator
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illumi
3 days ago
not many bluesky users know this but this app actually began as a big internet orgy
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✨[redacted]✨
8 days ago
may the fourth beam you up, scotty
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born miserable
7 days ago
JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this
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harpy
3 days ago
*rides in on the most fuckable horse you've ever seen*
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i’m stunned he’s still alive
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3 days ago
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j
3 days ago
comedians in running cars in the garage
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sophia ♥️
3 days ago
16k posts talking about nothing
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FROVO
3 days ago
MIKE: life gave me hard lemons
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸
4 days ago
watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now
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bonque, ben (טריפה שאלות)
3 days ago
They invented a sex that is autistic
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