guy who doesn’t like taking acid because the visuals don’t have enough world building

This should work for watching it. Someone smarter than me should rip it and torrent it though… share.icloud.com/photos/0849A...

it would be really cool if the primary mode of transportation in the united states did not routinely kill people prematurely. it would be nice if we did not have to have daily blood sacrifices just to move around the world. just a thought. an idea!

hillbilly santa gives naughty little boys and girls skoal for christmas

banning goatse? you mean covering the spread?

i would also care about sports gambling if i never made a woman cum

Dear weird company I applied to three years ago. I do not need a rejection letter at this point. Love, me ❤️

people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do

What if I came back just to post goatse

mine is inside of my ear

Love that Santa has a naughty list. Lil something for the freaks

silence jeeve

america: maybe we need to bring back child labor.. the netherlands: that is an insane idea. what the fuck is wrong with you people. child labor? just like that?? WITHOUT making their minimum wage 30% of an adult wage?? i think im gonna be sick...

The vagina is the mouth of the crotch Except with sharper teeth

Taking down all my Nicki Minaj posters

blowin in the pussy like i’m cleaning out a nintendo cartridge

playin that pussy like it's a harmonica

60 Minutes has decided last minute to pull their story on the suffering dairy industry in America because, quote, “[my] tummy hort”

come on guys the ai machine might not be able to do anything really useful or innovative at all but at least it can generate nude images of your teenage daughter

An underrated really fun day on here was the day HBomberguy dropped his plagiarism video.

What do you think is the greatest ever TV news clip? For me this can never be beaten...

the nose is the clitoris of the face

today’s like if friday and monday had a baby

these are usually the times I show you Arlo, and that would have been better, but I am answering a lot of ppl asking "are you okay" without saying "I don't know, probably not" so anyway here's my guy- he's an angel who is making sure I'm okay

“Chim Chimminney” is a song about anal: change my mind

i call out “cheroo” at the moment of penetration

for the last time, I can’t talk when I’m watching my gay hockey show ✋

if we're mutuals on here im telling everyone we're best friends 😤

I think it should be the law that any company that plays Christmas music in its stores has to pipe the exact same music into its head offices for the same number of days.

idk if i was the zodiac killer i simply wouldn’t run for public office

i personally believe professional players should be allowed 1 free fan punch per season, redeemable at any time they so choose

I see your taking yourself very seriously on the bluesky application, would you like some water and a little nap

bring back beautiful male r&b singers loudly yearning for the pussy in a rainy washington dc alleyway

if i was on death row my final meal would be the endless shrimp at red lobster and i’d never stop ordering. i’d still be alive

[Governor on 📞 frantically turning pgs in statute books] “Warden, we’re looking, but there’s nothing. His lawyer’s on TV right now. What’s happening there? You keeping a lid on this?” “HE’S STILL ORDERING! PEOPLE ARE DONATING MONEY TO PAY FOR THE SHRIMP *and* LEGAL FEES! RED LOBSTER IS TRENDING

it's so goofy to believe making software that mimics human thought is related in any meaningful way to making software that thinks. building the most amazing lifelike animatronic horse the world ever saw does not represent progress if your goal is to create a real horse. huge waste of time actually

Jake Paul winning the world's most scripted fight against a 120 year old Mike Tyson and coming out of it honestly believing himself a world-class boxer is one of the all-time great delayed-payoff self-owns

bluesky is not boring! in my timeline this morning alone there were 8 separate posts about soup, and like, all different kinds

Makes me sad to even THINK about what Hank green would say about all this

I can’t believe boxing is my favorite sport now

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

stupid assholes getting punched in the head super hard brings people together like some kind of christmas miracle

Bluesky Dot My App Therapist 🤝 "WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO FIND FRIENDS?!"

lol. lmao. missionlocal.org/2025/12/sf-w...

every time something bad happens to the paul brothers an angel gets its wings

Tell me you don't see it