SHIT I MADE EYE CONTACT WITH THE DOG ADVISE PLEASE

eating pussy like a prey animal

Eyes Wide Shut: How 2 Eat Ass (Musical)

falling in love with a man < hitting a man with a sword

hit me with your truck daddy

eyes open back to the wall, i need to have visual on all exits

if it's not like this, i don't want it

I just opened the app

eating pussy with my eyes open to maintain tactical awareness

whenever I sleep over at my best friend’s house, her 4yo son always comes to my room (sometimes in the middle of the night) to lend me one of his stuffies 🥹 he is the only person in this world who truly loves me

pulling on the penis. popping it like a finger knuckle

technical virgin olive oil

i can promise you, in a million years you wouldn’t be able to guess what this is in response to

blown the fuck out olive oil

gamer girl bath olive oil

going to watch MAN OF STEEL but it’s just the charlie kirk getting shot video on repeat for 92 minutes

oilphebophilia

guy who misses when apple made large computers

Nihilist Borg all, “Existence is futile.”

gimmie the sluttiest fucking olives you can find. the absolute whores.

laying pipe the wide way

the people yearn for guilt free big macs

If you say “yankin' my Skeeters off” your homophobia is showing THE END

pulling on the penis. popping it like a finger knuckle

barely legal olive oil

baptism by rotisserie juice

the department of health and human services just announced a new treatment for cancer: sunburn. sit in the sun for as long as possible to burn the cancer out

they call them “vans off the wall” because you have to ask them to get you a pair “off the wall” in the shoe store. i never knew this

I like my olive oil just completely ran through

follow me for more “hated this. great work”s

barely legal olive oyl

Pure uncut olive oil

quirked up white boy > kirked up white boy. know the difference

extra incel olive oil

lot of people immediately able to grasp why this is bad still making excuses for posting on twitter

that's right keep saving my posts i'm almost there

going to watch MAN OF STEEL but it’s just the charlie kirk getting shot video on repeat for 92 minutes

in your area, waiting to talk to you

barely legal olive oil

Polycule is just a directionless cult

Just finished The Moor's Account by Laila Lalami as recommended by @captainacab.airbud.website. This was fantastic. Beautiful and tragic and real. Well written, though I will say it took me a second to get hooked. But it REALLY hooked me #Booksky

they’re saying no one has ever been shot and killed in such a masculine way they’re saying more patriots should stick their neck out for what they believe they’re saying this isn’t a joke his throat really was the GOAT when it comes to catching

bible in hand, stepping into the pulpit, called by god to deliver the truth to the masses: dollar bid now dollar bid hey now we got body and blood of JESSSUS the savior body and blood dollar bid now

They could tell it was 2000s because this edition still had the Sermon on the Mount and Book of Revelations.

it’s the year 4000. an archaeologist uncovers a perfectly preserved gideons bible from the late 1900s: “oh my god. i think we are standing in the ancient ruins of a holiday inn express”

Remember, remember, the 21st night of September

The hottest new club beat is Oceangate submersible rupturing hull sounds.

Looking forward to drilling holes in the neck of all the Charlie Kirk statues about to be built