mario and a pikmin smoking a doobie

also in a very lesbian way as well but like i’m really thinking about how much i value my friendships with other women and how special they are to me and how much i enjoy the closeness and sameness and openness and how sweetly beautifully intimate friendships with other women can be and i love that

in honor of the reopening of the met breuer, sotheby's, its new tenant, let me write the introductory text on brutalism and its many afterlives www.sothebys.com/en/articles/...

hey guys isn't it weird how they're all saying this at the same time? ignore the fact that this is now happening with Tyler Cowen, an economist who sits at the center of a sprawling system of think tanks and policy "influencers" who have been laundered into DC with both Koch and SV VC money

Dudes rock and, often, the dudes in question are women.

we talk too much about the male loneliness crisis and not enough about the male suckerfication crisis maxread.substack.com/p/prediction...

People who say "we need to have a conversation " just mean "shut up and listen to me" every fucking time

A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.

this is my husband, John, and these are our kids, Skyrizi and Roblox

i really did this btw and ive been playing the drums for a year now

we live in an ex girlfriend based economy

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lord i see what u have done for others

feeling good 👍

For the entirety of America, every politician who is not a protestant has had to fight accusations of dual loyalties from asshole bigots. Meanwhile the most powerful Democrat is out here like, ‘of course I have dual loyalties! It’s God’s Decree! And you know which one’s more important? Not America!”

parks and recreation has been off the air for a decade. choosing to relitigate it now is deranged. are you guys going to that show about young alfred pennyworth next

“I can finally go do karate in the park. I can join a blue man group cover group. Or start one. We could make our own crop circles, blue style. Charge people to watch us from hot air balloons. What are you gonna do about it, newspaper man?”

I wanted to wait a bit to make sure, but since no one posted it, let's not forget the most infamous picture of Dick Cheney as we mourn the loss of an icon of American politics.

vitamin D rlly is that girl..

Bluesky should give a warning as you’re typing out your post if you start it with “Eh.”

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

dems are gonna look a historic victory right in the eye and then proceed to cave on a funding bill now that they think they’ve squeezed all they can out of it

what use is reality when you can just believe whatever “seems” right to you

unless we want to be right back here with a new wannabe dictator in a few years, we cannot let the energy behind last night's elections dissipate, nor can we let it be channeled into supporting the same exact politics that brought us here in the first place.

This person took this when they called the race

JAMES CARVILLE: you dont get stuck in a alligatuh craw. gumbo. andoiulle. PANELIST: this is the most visionary man to ever do it

我投票了!

okay thats it im shoving you into the nearest locker you fucking nerds

You can tell the campaign staff is good because you don't know any of their names.

hey Philly! don’t forget to vote today to retain the Pennsylvania Supreme Court Justices to protect our rights!

Genuinely hilarious how the firewall between middling centrists and the far right have completely crumbled but people are still grasping for the politics of pre-2016. Just a decade of increasing denial and it still hasn’t even come to full fruition lol.

everyone and everything is just going to be dumber now

zohran: good morning rama my wife rama: hello mamdani

dems are upset that they’re not being briefed on venezuela, but they’re just gonna end up supporting the strikes once they do get briefed

barrel-leg jeans do not look good

how has this become the line

"do you really want to elect a charismatic socialist with a hot, smart wife" more than anything in the world, please god give me this

i would do anything an aloof baddie tells me

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this is the tide pulling in before something big but what nobody wants to tell you is that we really have no clue how it is going to shake out

i wouldn’t trust people from NJ to pump their own gas either

the meta-discourse around moderation, engagement on this website has gotta be all time 5 worst topics that regularly permeates this cluster

boomers love to have completely untreated and unmanaged mental illnesses

I love living in a country where "newspaper that publishes almost exclusively fake stories" is basically every single paper and seeing this take.

sleep with my titty in ur hand so i know its real

The average man can barely form a sentence to get through check out at a grocery store. I have no idea how cis dudes are employable in any field. Grumpy, irate, short, being shitty is the median expression of cis sexual male gender.