this is exactly what i did last night and i went back so far and deleted so many posts (not enough)

i love to smoke weed and get paranoid about my digital footprint

goodnight, i will let you all know if the answers unveil themselves for me in a dream tonight. let’s hope

got a lady at my office who always wants to chat in the bathroom while im taking a shit and it’s incredibly stressful

got depression

tylenol doesn’t ‘cause’ autism, no shit, but more importantly if i were pregnant and had a headache you couldn’t stop me from taking tylenol if it caused straight up miscarriages

i am looking for answers to this question as well. y does tylenol do Nothing At All. is it because i grew up in an ibuprofen household??

CMAT brought me back to life and now i love music festivals

this is fuckin bonkers every day it keeps getting stupider and stupider

reading about some stuff

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I’ve not sadposted in a few months so im just kinda letting loose rn

I saw goody proctor celebrating charlie kirk’s assassination

www.wapt.com/article/delt... Another fucking lynching

im so cool im so cool im so cool!!

can’t even go bowling without this shit!! lmfao

“we built a protocol where you always have the right to leave” is something I have started taunting my cats with

woke school that lets plant girl students sit by the windows to photosynthesize

you could write an entire book about this post and I will for the right price

Yeah for some reason my TL over there just kept showing me Stan twitter fancams stunting on him. I had to start screenshotting bc I couldn't believe how many i was seeing

I am always pretty selective about what I post on instagram because I know my coworkers are on there so it's pretty shocking how many people are willing to announce "I love this Nazi! I think this Nazi is in heaven now ❤️ God bless this Nazi 🫶 Stay strong fellow Nazis 💞"

Normal isn’t coming back. Jesus is

Typing “everything” into google

back in the day when you had CRT monitors everywhere, was there just a constant high pitched ringing all the time and we just lived like that??

assassination is such a funny word to apply to charlie fucking kirk. maybe accurate but it sounds like "mr bean assassinated"

i stare into this little glowing screen all day and sometimes the screen shows me violence death and gore and i wonder if it is fundamentally changing my soul

My mom thinks this is all a distraction from the UFO disclosure

i was at work and my friend texted me the video without any context. first second i recognized him and thought oh, just some clip of him saying dumb shit. next second his neck exploded and i screamed a little bit out loud

Holy shit

what you're experiencing is karmic retribution. you call people in the south monkeys, people smarter than you tell you that you're an idiot. you deserve this

okay im done yelling about it i just hate idiot yanks who think they are better because they were born in a district that votes 5% more blue

literally the most diverse population in the country but you are calling them all inbred because you are racist!!!

every day i still have a job is a miracle

forgot to take my heartburn meds before going into office, so i guess im going to die today

Wow having an extra day off is really nice, we should do this more often

no more labubus

are they making fun of him or

i am no good at being a software engineer, but at least it’s a fake job / fake career so it really doesn’t matter

where do u live. i want to know where u live

i am always pulling my hair out over my $1500 rent but then i look up the average 1bdr rent in every other big us city and i come to terms with it

genuinely just wondering if maybe the meaning of life is just to make friends and party? like yknow, if i don’t have kids or god, and im staring down 50+ years of working til i die, im trying to figure out what the point of it all is. make friends and party is the best ive got so far

stayed up too late and got scared

watching phantom of the paradise (1974)

Me and George takei used to do whippets in the gas station parking lot together before he got clout poisoning

always impressed by the elegance with which therapists cut off a sobbing patient when time is up

I am so so glad that I still have the ability to become out of my mind obsessed with some form of media, I used to be afraid that level of love wouldn’t be possible as i got older

Good morning, how many meds which “may impair your ability to operate a vehicle or heavy machinery” can you stack in one morning before you really could be impaired

im goin to da big apple baby