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@candlestick.bsky.social
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drink up
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GNU C Mane
about 15 hours ago
I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked
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wargen
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gf: oh my god look how scared of the vacuum the cats are me:(also scared of the vacuum) that’s so funny let me go check on them
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little lamb
about 21 hours ago
You will experience joy again. I personally guarantee it.
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tummy ache scientists claim to have discovered too much cheese. "youch," say their findings, "ouchie"
about 10 hours ago
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caden cockburn
about 16 hours ago
I’d like some pearl jam for my sea biscuit 😂
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laura
2 days ago
some good news: I found a rock that's a cool shape & also glitters in the sun
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Cranny Boy
about 22 hours ago
Idgaf if it's unethical for me to grow a human in my lab. I'm loving it
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gang it's international fix all the problems day
about 18 hours ago
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Microwaveable plastic
1 day ago
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🫵 no YOU have a good day
1 day ago
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mr. cannoli
1 day ago
we can't shut down the dick sucking factories what else are we going to do with all those guys trained to suck dick 10 hours a day
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dorcas craig
2 days ago
fuys please dont drink too much coffe just enough for u ok
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hey ozymandias why don't you look on 'dis pair' 👇
2 days ago
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you cannot be great named alexander. period
2 days ago
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if he was really that great his parents would have named him something cooler than 'alexander'
2 days ago
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taking my time-release locking in
2 days ago
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your body only lets you sleep if you're pure of heart
2 days ago
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2 days ago
I decided i dont rly care that much if countless coastal cities get swallowed by the ocean
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dirté
3 days ago
nice try asshole, I've already depicted you and I as being lifelong friends. Look this is us holding hands
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dirté
2 days ago
vaping red 40
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music is just jangling keys for grown ups
2 days ago
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perfect angel
2 days ago
sorry boss cant come in its being on my phone time. ive gotta lock in for being on my phone
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to the real glass of water heads, this one's for you
2 days ago
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SCOM⛅️
3 days ago
loading . . .
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tree gigabtyes
3 days ago
the me being in bed situation is insane
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don't shoot until i've had my coffee
3 days ago
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wild animal
3 days ago
Various shit is so fuckeng afoot
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the government created a machine that makes people walk slower
3 days ago
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we used to make podcasts in this country
3 days ago
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bog landlord
3 days ago
im betting big on honor among thieves
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coffee from a cup who
3 days ago
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Santana Abraxas
3 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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j
3 days ago
2026 OUT: - being the bigger person IN: - starting drama - pouring gasoline on the drama - being dramatic - drama, in general
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Wizard Student
3 days ago
hitting that shit that made Conan barbarous
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more like the international fools based order 😏
3 days ago
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teq
4 days ago
grok . put me in a better world
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daddy gatorade
4 days ago
i love online
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Quest Abandoner
4 days ago
Putting a blanket around our coward buddy. He gave up all hope, so we're making him soup and getting him out of here before his fear spreads like a poison to others
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tree gigabtyes
4 days ago
(me, not knowing there is a word for library): hey wanna go to the tome zone later
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spoiler alert: 4 games in and they still don't tell you how old the empires are. don't bother
4 days ago
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exfauna
4 days ago
almost every parent i know is doing everything in their power to outlive their children
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marissa walmart dog
over 1 year ago
logging onto my favorite website to do battle with tiny creatures that pose no threat to me but it feels like they do
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(proctologist with burnout): one butthole after another..
4 days ago
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one coffee after another
4 days ago
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wargen
4 days ago
no more meow meow until you tighten your shit up playboy
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frielf
4 days ago
letting a spider live in my bellybutton rent and lint free
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i'm on a c-section diet. i'm not sure what it means
4 days ago
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leon
4 days ago
“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold “oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile
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j
4 days ago
As far back as i can remember I always wanted to win a million dollars in a lawsuit. To me, winning a million dollars in a lawsuit was better than being President of the United States
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m'lady i thank you for your latest correspondance, as ever your prose is truly enchanting. might i request you sit for a foot portrait?
4 days ago
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