sure. i'd pin a tweet. if it were tactically advantageous.

Do NOT make mistakes

If I could do it all over again I would try to contribute even less to society somehow

they should call it 67 minutes

🦆 🛹 🦆🦆🦆 you gotta start living

Writing down all the pros and cons and concluding that the pros are better

this is my son Participating Location. (Taking you aside) be kind. im killing him tonight

not now kitten daddy is switching to linux

A man of my stature is only supposed to eat 4 m&ms a day

i hate that we've never seen the real will smith eat spaghetti

a baby is a type of villian

guys so what we east pasta

basically it's coffee time and i'm sick of pretending it's not

gas station cashier went to ren fair an now wont stop saying henceforth an forthwith

Try that in a liminal space

i feel like white karl marx

eating bread for the foreseeable

going good friend mode on the homies

some days are sleepier than others and no one can explain

*drinks a strange but meaningful potion*

no one with a low taper fade has ever escaped samsara

slapping tail is easy for a beaver like me

vibecoding is when i walk around the hospital taking all the pills i see and the doctors have to come wake me up

i don’t think you should look at a turtle and think that you are better than the turtle

Sometimes it’s lowkey just like holy cow

guys we have to be brave for like two seconds

working heart, heartly working

Saw your man floating ass up in the bog. Undignified

i trust everyone is well

the saw movies are so dumb. just kick the shit out of that little puppet

accidentally domed son or mary chris max daughter and 2 sons

Please don’t say volcanoes “pop”

i haven't anything to say

The six who cried seven

my life a needlesly interactive educational webinar

i find this culture quite narsty

Pointing to a girls airpods on the train and mouthing "Hoobastank?"

more and more people are talking about the on by default windows 11 feature that pulls out all your teeth and hair

sending an anonymous threat saying i saw the typo in the post you deleted

you're in his dm, i'm in the hospital; i cannot operate him because he's my son

I don’t care that they’re turning ozzy into a hologram. I got bigger hologram problems right now

there's a feature in windows 11 that pulls out all your teeth and hair. on by default

Normal person: I’m such a sicko lol…

My Sincerest Regrets for Accidentally Doming Your Son

Scientists believe that the Eminem of bluesky has likely already been born

Babe come lay down next to me and listen to my teeth grind

📞😃: hi is this mrs. waterworth? potion here. yeah good thanks, and yourself? that's great. listen i'm calling about your son. michael, yes. anyway, i've domed him. by accident of course. it's kind of a slang way of saying shot in the head, maybe a little dated at this point. just an fyi. cheers,

swag is the commitment we make to one another

Gender is a bomb in my car

rach against the could this BE anymore machine