all your problems are because they put fluoride in the water

eating the short side of the spaghetti

i'm being informed we're locking in

enjoy this picture of my fursona pointing a gun at you

we need to have an earnest discussion about how it's peacefully raining outside

i bet all this pain is going to lead to some insane gains

(calling the king from the tavern): come get yeoman

My Dinner with Entrée

More bad news: support for Windows 10 ends soon

I'm sorry you feel like i shot you a bunch of times

ambulance hurt please brain call

Potions bf, blood rituals gf

everyone is making plans for leaving bluesky and entering, the metaverse

Unfortunately for my haters I am in the midst of developing a relentless and unshakeable spirit

Bluesky engineers when their website is successful

someone needs to tell the government they are acting crazy embarrassing rn

(scientist voice) finally... DaPolite sandstorm.... @neildegrassetyson.com thoughts?

One must imagine sisyphus making meaningful progress

spiders have 2 times the appendages as the average person. befriending one ensures helping hands all around. so anyone who says that they’re afraid of spiders is simply afraid of efficiency

everybody lets hold hands and save the planet !!!

I refuse to even discuss AI sentience until we as a species achieve human rights

Like this tweet if you are a child Retweet if you are a child of God

in public is one of the all time places to crash out

attributing personality traits to generations is the phrenology of our age

bro is partial to an aromatic tea, he's properly herbal 😂

i know there's talk of moving to mastodon but i want to let you guys know this is it for me. if bluesky dies my bones will turn to dust and ill simply return to the earth

we have no choice but to lock in

the french seeing their town be reclaimed by nature: the bois are back en ville

Imagine scanning a QR code here

pulling up to the public library and reading a bunch of books i brought from home

Refrain from interacting: (boos, hissing) Interact: (louder boos, deafening hissing)

kpop bargain hunters

computer make me an image, shiny. shinier

getting my hair sopping wet before bed every night so both sides of the pillow can be the cool one

Myth: most garden gnomes are just gnomes who were too lazy to work in the emerald mines. Fact: we don’t know what they did wrong.

Taylor Swift has passed away.

ladies and gentlemen... The weakened

(thinking 'performative male' means clowns): yeah i'm terrified of performative males

a round of jello shots for the table

"AI is sentient because it mimics our behavior" bro you are a bronze age peasant who thinks your shadow is a demon

Which video game character are you? Please keep all answers to yourself. Just something to think about

sorry for going sicko mode on your grandma at family dinner like that

doing unto others whatever the dang helly i please

pissed of mind

Potion Of Huge Titty Grim Reaper, 2025 Prompt and inkjet on printer paper

to prove i am immune to harassment, i have made a tactical decision to flash red and become stunlocked

don’t make me use mastodon oh my god

devil fruits reappear after the previous user dies

basically power over others is a sickness