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drink up
are you in the mood for a vulgar roast, your honour
about 11 hours ago
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no ai shall ever touch these lips
about 11 hours ago
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Villein π
1 day ago
trade offer: these are mine. you can't have these
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wargen
2 days ago
1800's ship captain: This expedition will be the most dangerous undertaking and we all may well perish on the journey. We should bring a monkey with us. It will live in my room.
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Crab Man
about 22 hours ago
Okay but if I asked someone to jump and they said "how high?" I would be a little annoyed. Just fucking do a jump I don't need pedantry.
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unapologetically eating breakfast
about 11 hours ago
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ELLEN THE GENEROUS
about 13 hours ago
dawdling is the mind-killer
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Magnum, T.I.(M.)
about 13 hours ago
the funniest thing you can do at parties is to pull out a joke book and start reading it out loud
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muhree
2 days ago
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absalomsAvarice
2 days ago
Got a job in the prophecy fulfillment agency shits easy as hell these prophecies fulfill themselves
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little lamb
3 days ago
Mr Bean Does Dallas
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jenny tightpants
3 days ago
what are some good groceries to buy as a beginner
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disassociating at the bluetooth convention
2 days ago
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my merry-go-round is a machine that turns
3 days ago
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π¬ππ¨
3 days ago
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let's do good cop crab cop
4 days ago
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there's nothing in the food safety code that says a dog can't make ramen
4 days ago
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oak blanco
4 days ago
thatβs absolutely right Alex π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈ
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mammon
4 days ago
typing my whole resume into the WebMD searchbar
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exfauna
5 days ago
i say goodbye to my old self and then we both walk the same way to our cars
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SCOM
5 days ago
i find myself getting lost in your eyes. there are no exits. not sure how i got here in the first place. itβs been weeks. no food or water, but i can hear the minotaur
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ask your doctor what the fuck is his problem
4 days ago
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i will never consider the following
5 days ago
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cait (and adonis)
5 days ago
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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cosmic angel
6 days ago
ppl are way too obsessed with individualism and then become overly nihilistic when they find out just how insignificant they are in the grand scheme of things like yeah man maybe that should encourage you to be more cooperative and empathetic in solving problems
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Gupp
6 days ago
i love that saying about god laugh at our plans thats why i dont make plans i make moves
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breakfast is a gateway drug to harder meals, such as lunch
5 days ago
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fellas is it au fait to be knowledgeable
5 days ago
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as a shameshifter i can take the form of your most embarrassing moments
5 days ago
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caden cockburn
6 days ago
every bone in my body broke because they shipped my voodoo doll without packing peanuts
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official nikk account
6 days ago
i think the ouroboros is probably just an idiot
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jenny tightpants
6 days ago
don't be fooled. the epstein files are meant to distract you from the fact that orbs are now on mobile
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first date idea: midnight jan 1, 1970
6 days ago
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the most attractive thing a man can do is be made of ambergris
6 days ago
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i have the unenviable task of purging jealousy from my heart
6 days ago
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avery
6 days ago
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Microwaveable plastic
6 days ago
Lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh desire
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weeder
6 days ago
Wait a minute, these are the Geoffrey Epstein files
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therapy girlfriend
8 days ago
horny for a fresh start
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j
6 days ago
if your dad smiles he's gay
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Dick Tersey, PI: she walked into my office. she had legs
6 days ago
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Stella Sacco
about 1 month ago
Share if you agree
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Crab Man
7 days ago
#introvertcomics
I don't want to go to a party and hang out with cool guys and gals I would rather stay home and read a book about wizards.
#relatable
#introvert
#introvertcomedy
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this post is left as an exercise to the reader
6 days ago
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"max"
7 days ago
(lulling you) secure yet?
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basically songs should be about the singer's relative position in steps vis-Γ -vis the edge
7 days ago
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i shall inform the wizard's council
7 days ago
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j
7 days ago
babe what's wrong you've hardly been scanning for threats today
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a nice hardly stew
7 days ago
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john granule
7 days ago
can i have a writing job. iβm a horrible writer and can work to become a worse person
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