shambling into here after a record time off like Dougie Jones

i have no respect for you if you are a Dilbert. if you are a Dilbert and you die, i'm laughing

anyway did i miss any good posts these last 4 months?

weird coincidence but im excited to announce the new project i've been working on for the past couple of months: Woke Dilbert!

dead dilbert era

i think i logged back in just because i found out dilbert died. just felt i had to be here because of it lol

i like you guys but i'm considering leaving here too

turns out everyone killed him and no one liked him

"fiancée gums"

borat's wife!!

i dont know what im saying. im just saying it

posting based on vibes alone feels like surfing. like catching a wave

too much reverence over a diaper guy

we should all get into "ampoules"

its funny to imagine a sculptor having to chisel charlie kirk's gums out of marble

i think i have somehow settled on the spiritual identity of "atheist apatheist catholic". its the only way i can put it

WOKE FBI silences young patriot for expressing his beliefs!!

today feels just like 9/11

(donald trump thrown in a cage) ghislaine maxwell: welcome, donald SBF: we've been waiting for you to join us andrew tate: looks like the gang's all here hillary clinton: hi donald

can you escape the dildotaur?

-i wasnt aware of his alleged crimes at the time. i didnt know how he was living his life -i see. in this letter you said "thanks for all the rides!! (sex rides that is!!)" and you included a doodle of you both high-fiveing while you have sex with jessica rabbit...

disturbing! secret trump letter that alludes to multiple sex crimes contains coded message about how he wont balance the budget!!!

Chicken Boogie didn't have to do it to WingsGoofy like that...

we must create more gods

i cant believe we have to keep seeing donald trump, elon musk, and rfk jr. these people look like creatures you'd see walking around in men in black hq

rigorously researching new fun ways to go insane

all these visions of space colonization are fantasies of billionaires having the Earth to themselves while the rest of us get sent out to space to mine for them

now those are pool names

linehan officially one of the worst posters to ever do it

gen z karl marx: a vibe shift is being felt across europe...

lol he learned nyc doesnt like him and he went: "ok easy, ill just pretend to be someone else. here we go"

how to know if augur is good or bad

thinking of solo jazz cups again

seeing the mainstream media be pretty biased about whether or not donald trump is dead. they should give equal time to all theories if theyd like to claim theyre intellectually honest

id love to see what happens as soon as trump resurfaces but seems slightly off...

The Discarded Riffs

elon, this is your creepy ass mother speaking. please, stop gooning to the cartoon teen. my poor baby!

thats not very hawk tuah of you, bro

can someone help me seal the deal?

if we can just diagnose people based on what they look like, i pronounce rfk jr dead

please, mr mamdani! anything but rattling!!

bro this wikipedia page is so funny en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William...

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i love the moon but i'd hate it if i lived there tbh

i'd seen him copy trump but i didnt know he was also copying jordan peterson's "always on the verge of crying" thing too

You should be able to order a firefly to your home. The delivery guy should arrive at your door with cupped hands and gently release it into your living room. And the two of you should stand there and watch it together with silent reverence

i know its not the point but what day are the kids in all these planets celebrating? like how are they celebrating it at the same time? or are they celebrating at different times and in some planets it lasts 50 hours or whatever and comes once every 2.7 earth years. just asking questions