we call that one the "verritverse". its the universe where people decided to go for social media site verrit

(doing standup for darken hall of glass men whose limbs are flutes & wind chimes) me: so im crossing the door of agony glass men: (soft harmony & a few unsure chirps) me: im crossing and i PRAY the Haruspex not receive me. so who receives me glass men: (discordant, hostile crashes; banshee shrieks)

i wish i could block this person too

‪USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST‬ @blockedforthispost.bsky.social ouuuuugggh

logging on

Spock tolerated pussy

WOKE big oil manipulated the weather to cancel america 250. you must beef with them, mr president!

oh is there a hamburgerball happening? hotdog ball... happening? very well. enjoy

ive been turning more religious in incomprehensible ways

feelin like j-rod the alien

beer ampoule

jedi ghost scott walker (the singer) walking around. he doesnt care

you got like the mr bean of guardian angels

thanks for letting me just be a red pyramid on here

they really did happen

im out of practice posting so a doctor has to come over and move my fingers over a keyboard for a few minutes every day

TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg

the "i'll never ping @aniceburrito.bsky.social" pledge is going viral! take the pledge by posting "i'll never ping @aniceburrito.bsky.social"!

youtube thinks im gay

slathering peanut butter on the roof of my son's mouth so it looks like he's talking lol

uh waiter? there's a beautiful eyelash in my cereal bowl...

anyone remember Quincy the Unforgettable?

joe camel ambidextrous?

hmm actually can we try the old flesh again? -the flip-flopping transhumanist

Salutations, milf

was reading about these "parasocial relationships" that are popping up with social media etc. its so scary. i think my son is developing one with me

can you summarize your posts that i missed for me?

they assassinated me

great to be here

your dear is ass 2: our dears is all ass!!

Chonsley just called Flubber "the eponymous substance from Flubber". i fucking hate him

seeing a lot of conspiracy theories involving jim carrey, just because he was spotted wearing zach braff's skin

i respect and admire the gnome posters. i want to live among them

death by "a little too much guava paste"

greetings. i've been waiting for you sitting in this big ridiculous chair

ladies and gentlemen: Mr. Ass! (crowd loses their shit cheering)

rosencrantz & guildenstern alive in serbia

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. tcpipeline.org

This posting sucks.

sitting on the toilet after a shit going "learning is wonderful"

no thank you. im not interested in playing "Bed Wars"

suckass thread, brother!

"gen z" is energizing a flynt flossy and yung humma revival

music expert listens to music for the first time ever REACTION

why, if it isn't my archnemesis: The Dumb Moron

laughing because i just randomly remembered this lol. such a good post

at a wake eating a whole rotisserie chicken with my bare hands

you can basically eat coffee cake whenever

vaturday haha can you imagine?